#why are we cleaning him up

[pocparks]

im not saying james needs to look hot because that would be the worst timeline, i actually think his model looks great and the guy they modelled his face after does too for the role i just think whoever is directing the animation and specifically the facial expressions is the REAL problem.

why do they have him constantly doing a sad puppy face into the camera they dont need to do all of that and then he also has a deep gravelly action man voice too like mannn thats not james like who made these decisions?

#why did they clean up james why are they trying to make him more sympathetic #james is a pathetic sack of shit #why are we cleaning him up #speaking of clean #why is silent hill ‘the fucking nightmere town’ so goddamn clean #where is the grime??? the shits supposed to be disgusting #all this effort into making shit look more realistic to the point where we see the skin shifting on his palms as he does whatever tf #but none of those graphics went to making shit dirty??? #that would be a much more impressive showcase of graphical capability dont you think? #the nurses really get my goat tho #they are straight up not dirty like at all #why are we so focused on making the walking corpes with used condoms for heads clean enough for people to jerk it to #even the most sexy sh nurse before this was dirtier tf #man #i need to stop #but im not going to stop #ill stop tomorrow

[moongothic]

Okay so realistically speaking, giving birth is an excruciating, painful nightmare, and from the few Crocodad fics I've seen most people seem to prefer to write realistic pregnancy and make Luffy's birth a (physically) painful thing. Because it makes sense, it might be more relatable for some writers that way etc, and that's perfectly fine (like genuinely, it's not an issue at all, this is not a critique or a complaint)

God I don't know how to make this segue- Have any of you watched Ore Monogatari!! (My Love Story)? It's a great early 2010s romantic comedy series, funny as hell, super cute and sweet, would reccomend, but that aside. During the series the protagonist Takeo's mother gets pregnant and she ends up giving birth to Takeo's baby sister. And it's that scene, where Takeo's baby sister is born, that I keep on thinking back to whenever I wonder how Luffy's birth might've gone.

Takeo and his mother alike are Sturdy Motherfuckers. Like absolute gigachads, borderline superhuman, it's great and it's funny as hell. And because of that near superhuman nature... Takeo's mother goes to give birth at 4:15 pm. And she has finished giving birth at 4:16 pm. One fucking minute is what it took for this woman to bring a child into this world. An absolute legend

The screencaps do not do justice to how fucking funny this is in the actual episode

And so like

Like we know Crocodile's been through absolute hell, being an amputee and all. And as Domino told us at the entrance of Impel Down, we also know the man did not even flinch when forced into Impel Down's traditional 200 Celsius cleansing bath (or 392F)

So Crocodile has better pain tolerance than the average person. Like, you might have to put in a bit of effort to cause him actually hurt. So if giving birth to Luffy was an absolute cakewalk for Crocodile, not only would it make perfect sense in-universe and be completely in-character for him, but also

It would be objectively funny as hell

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Crocodad #I just. I just wanted to throw this out there. For your considderation. #We all love good drama and angst and the feels but also. Considder The Funny Alternatives. Considder The Comedic Potential #Croc's water breaks and Iva-chan rushes out to get like towels or something #They're out for like 30 seconds and when they're back the baby's already born. No screaming no shouting no nothing #Croc just complains why Iva took so long and tells them to help him clean up the mess #And Iva-chan's just like [Enel Face] #Like yeah that's the good fucking shit lmao #ALSO: Again we don't know if Baby Luffy was an itty bitty tiny baby or a Jumbo Sized Baby so like #If Luffy was like average size (or small) while Crocodile's a fucking giant then??? #Like?? I would like to imagine and pretend giving birth to an itty bitty baby would be easier than if the baby was proportional to Croc #So the baby essentially just falling out of Croc without any effort could make sense. In a ''this is a shounen comedy manga'' kinda way #I have edited this post like 10 times after posting it oh my god why is this post such a trainwreck of piss poor phrasing and typos #Should've let it sit in my drafts for another 2 weeks clearly

[insertsomthinawesome]

Made a comparison and took massive psychic damage from four year old trauma in a different game.

Final Fantasy XV quote x Honkai Star rail

#Honkai Star Rail #Luocha #Luocha hsr #Ardyn Izunia #Ffxv #Tagging FFxv more for my friends who have it blacklisted for spoilers xD #isa's fanart #insertsomthinawesome #September2023 #I was telling my friends he gave me Ardyn Vibes and this was the result #HAHAHAHA THE ENERGY IS LIKE. SO SO BAD.... COMPARING HIM TO ARDYN MAKES ME TERRIFIED IN A VERY GOOD WAY #And ya know. We have good reasons to be worried so Its not even like its unwarranted Ovo;;; #I would love to clean this up and make it more terrifying later but for now. Have seemingly benign man who is terrifying me personally with #this energy HAHAHAHA #WHY IS HE SO SHADY!!! #I SAY THAT AS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!! #One of my friends finds him endearing so I was completely mislead to how shady he comes off #And I am delighted HAHAHAHA

[y-rhywbeth2]

Durge: "Why are you at rest? Start cleaning the camp!" Sceleritas Fel: "Aaah! Master! I'm sorry, I'm ever-so sorry to forget my other duties! What a wretch I am! I'm not even worthy of being your scullery maid." [startled, realises he has done poorly] Durge: "Wash the dishes!" Sceleritas Fel: "At once. I will shatter some glasses and sprinkle the fragments in the beds of your other followers. Keep their dreams bloody."

Truly the world's most helpful butler. I would love to know how he interprets the other household chores.

#Imagine having a butler and having to clean up after them... #This is half the reason why I gave Vel a house in the upper city; imagining how Sceleritas would “tend to the estate” is hilarious #He does not understand subtlety or why we can't hang corpses around the front door to improve the décor #I wonder if anybody tried to teach him otherwise? #Durge: Try again. #Sceleritas: I will drown them in the soapy water! #Durge: ...On the other hand I'll do it myself. #Being Durge is suffering #Doomed to wash the dishes forever #sceleritas fel #durge #babbling #edgelord hours

[r0semultiverse]

Some memes in light of The Amazing Digital Circus pilot dropping! 💜

🎪 If you use/reupload these anywhere please credit me! 🎪

#no but cropping out Caine took sooooo long #I'll make a seperate post with just the transparent Caine when I wake up later #I'm exhausted from cleaning him up & getting rid of stray pixels #cropping a red character out of a red background is a living nightmare! #hope the people at glitch studios & gooseworx appreciate these lol & hope you all do too! 💜 #I'm more proud of the Caine one; Kaufmo was already cropped on the wikia; but he unfortunately only has one real detailed shot atm & that's #from the twitter promo; but the backgroud coloring & removing Megamind from it was quite a bother at times #not my best edit; but I'm proud of these! 🥰✌ #I hope we see a flashback or something of kaufmo; I'm still wondering why a full model was made & colored & everything 🤔🤡 #mine #op #the amazing digital circus #tadc #tw clowns #tadc fanart #art #graphic design is art; it counts! #kaufmo #caine

[roryhastoomanyfandoms]

Concept for Beyond The Spiderverse; Miles gets his shit rocked by whatever, maybe a heroic sacrifice attempt. O'Hara gets over to him first, and Miles, one (1) inch from death, sees a dark, broad figure in blue above him through the haze of pain and near-death fog, and tells who he thinks is his father that he's sorry and that he loves him.

Cue Miguel "Repressed Catholic Grieving Father Who Was Just Trying To Maim This Child" O'Hara trying to 1; cope with being a dad again, in any capacity, for even a moment, and 2; figure out if he should play along and pretend to be Jefferson, so this child can at least think he's dying in the comfort of his father's presence

#atsv #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #miles morales #i want miles to die. i want him to live and succeed and have good things and be happy but most of all i want PAIN #AND SUFFERING AND ANGST #I want people to crawl out of that theatre on their hands and knees shaking and sobbing and throwing up #idk man i just really want A; miguel redemption and B; miles getting some actual emotional support in the context of /hes a fucking kid/ #and miguel is such a shitshow of emotional issues that i want this fuck to experience boneshattering sympathy #i want the dad instincts to mr clean erase everything else even if just for a second #(but peter b-) PETER B HAS NOTHING TO ATONE FOR. PETER B DID NOT SUPLEX THIS KID INTO A MOVING TRAIN #MIGUEL O HARA SEES HIMSELF IN MILES AND I WANT HIM TO SHOW COMPASSION FOR THIS LITERAL CHILD WHO IS TERRIFIED AND LARGELY ALONE #will he? probably not. thats why we make silly little posts on tumblr.com #sv

[eorzeashan]

I find it incredibly hilarious that Eight not only was forcibly retired from being Outlander because he got too murder-y with it, but was relegated to trying out assistant work for Theron because everyone deemed him to have at least a moral backbone with which to allow Eight to get a second opinion off of (and hopefully grow his own). Which results in situations like either Theron getting in trouble and his ever-capable assistant whom was assumed to be a pencil pusher suddenly being revealed to be the former Outlander who disappeared from the role, or Eight himself being targeted as a liability to Theron and then said attackers finding out, unfortunately, that Theron's assistant is a much better fighter than him and why does the Alliance have someone like this doing secretary work.

Zakuul learns to be wary of anyone they assume to only be administrative personnel, lest they be secret assassins and former Ciphers, of all people.

#swtor #ooc #eight is the battle maid of secretary work #idk why im sharing this but it does make me snicker. #but yeah the alliance decides that Eight has done enough damage as outlander and lana entrusts theron with directing him #since she fails at doing so with bloodier consequences due to their bad combination of pragmatism and means to an end justification #eight himself gets to rest and do menial intelligence work which is largely just helping without being in the field as much #and his mental health does improve because they take him aside and go hey. you don't need our acceptance. but if you'd like to start over #and be someone else that isn't our weapon we'd like to try again. because the alliance is more than this and we were wrong #and i think lana trusts theron of all people to oversee it this time *bc* of what happened in rishi #that where her pragmatism fails and costs her friends dearly he can take up the helm #but more than that it's also eight's choice to put down the sword. to clean off the blood. to try again. this time next to people

[labyrynth]

ok so your first problem was assuming mdzs is a story where Good People are Rewarded and Bad People are Punished.

your second problem was assuming that MXTX—who goes out of her way to showcase unresolved, tragic, undeserved endings in all of her works—would ever write a story with such a shallow notion of “deserving.”

the only reason wangxian makes it out unscathed is because they’re literally the protagonists. authorial intent and plot armor ensure their happy ending. that’s it.

#mdzs talk #moi #i mean it also helps that neither wwx nor lwj give a rats ass about the rest of the cultivation world #wwx had already fucked off and lwj was basically doing that too #that man has never given a single shit about politics and maintaining good relationships #like what does it say about you if even jiang cheng is a better politician than you. #mister ‘don’t talk to me before i’ve had my coffee. or after. just don’t fucking talk to me.’ #but yeah wangxian is like oh we helped to create a massive power vacuum and destabilized the entire cultivation world? #ahaha no way!🤪 hey actually can this wait? my husband and i wanna go fuck in the bushes 🥰 #like. lwj that’s YOUR brother that just lost his most significant emotional support of the last decade. #wwx that’s YOUR pseudo nephew whose parental figure you just got killed. #that’s YOUR pseudo nephew who now has to become sect leader at like 15. #but nah they wanna go bang on the side of the road #god forbid they try to clean up some of the gigantic mess they helped to make #and nobody try to argue ‘well but jgy!!’ buh buh buh nothing. jgy cleaned up after himself. #neither wwx nor lwj had ANY personal stake in seeing jgy dead. lwj SHOULD have had a personal stake in keeping him alive actually. #i still think it’s super shitty and hypocritical of lwj to defend wwx so strongly and yet try so hard to condemn jgy in PRIVATE #both wwx and lwj really showed their asses at guanyin ngl. obviously huaisang did too. #like yeah it’s noble and righteous or whatever but like. righteousness was not why lwj defended wwx before. #wangxian stans being self-righteous and hypocritical? with classist double standards? with black and white mentality? #wow! who would have ever guessed?

[formulafics]

#dae’s yapping 🗣️ #pov: i woke up to my mom cleaning & drinking #it’s 2 in the afternoon why are you already tipsy lol #unrelated but the dylan obrien arc is back and hitting HARD. i love him. #i also did my nails and lowkey hate them but fuck it we ball #daelynn using tumblr like a spam account part 92747484 #(new tag?? maybe.)

[90stvqueen]

my cat just went on a feral play aggression kick and scratched the shit out of me. i put him in time out for ten minutes and now he's lying on my legs grooming himself. the duality of man

#this fucking cat. he doesn't do this very often but when he does he's genuinely scary #and nothing i do will calm him down #no soft voice. no yelping in pain like a kitten. no hissing. nothing #i have to scoop him up and hold him at an arms length and put him in my room and shut the door before he can attack me again #i mean he ATTACKS me there's no other word for it #it feels personal. and murderous #i've wondered before if this cat wants to kill me. but now he's lying on my legs perfectly content to co-opt my body heat #i love him so much but right now i' #right now i'm so mad at him and just at my wits end. i thought we were done with this #and we've been playing with him! his litter box is clean and there's food in his bowl! #so what the fuck dr seuss #why #dr seuss the cat

[muppetydyke]

I am an assistant teacher in a preschool, and one thing I pride myself on is nicknaming my dear kiddos. One of my little boys I call Muppet. Now I call him Muppet for 3 main reasons. 1) his mouth is always open in a dopey smile (very muppet like), 2) he has a propensity for doing a lot of slapstick-y bullshit (higher than usual, even for a 2 year old) and 3) he rag dolls at least like 5 times a day. I’ll be watching him play, blink and then he’s just

#mupposts #muppets #honestly normally he’s face down but this picture works #I love that boy dearly #but good god he needs to stop balancing the top of the toy bin on his head #one time he dumped a shovel full of sand in his mouth (after me begging him not to and running across the playground trying to stop him) #and after he dumped a shovel full of sand in his mouth he looked at me with a look of confusion and almost betrayal and said “Maddie help” #through a mouth full of sand #I asked him why he did it after we got him cleaned up and he said “I unno”

[lord-squiggletits]

>be me

>looking for MegOP fics on AO3

>see fic tagged IDW1

>fic has Megatron/Optimus as the main characters

>there's only a couple other ships so I know they're going to be at least one of the main ships and not a background ship

>I click

>see the author's note

>"I tagged IDW but it's mostly continuity soup" etc etc "and archivist Orion Pax"

#squiggposting #this is why i gave up looking for idw megop fic years ago #and now i only read my friends' fic OR fic they recommend or i just write/read my own stuff #idk if my presence in the fandom has swayed more people to actual idw OP content. i havent checked lately #honestly more sad than ppl refusing to write coptimus is how they don't even write their OPs like idw op's personality #if you gave me like. an angry jock librarian with the loyalty of a puppy and impulsive anger issues then i would be fine #but everyone just does dockworker/librarian/whatever OP who's mainly just a Good Guy #which is like. inoffensive enough i guess #but if your problem with idw op is that he's a cop. then just make him not a cop and keep his personality #but no one does that. big thinks as to why #bc ppl either don't know what idw op's personality is or they don't like that his depression comes out as being distant or angry #squeaky clean optimus whose depression is just him being sad and forlorn ONLY. we cannot have him be flawed #or have his flaws/inner turmoil manifest in destructive ways/ways that make bad things happen

[absolutelyarealperson]

I think Boston got a happy ending. He's getting a fresh start, and everything in the finale just felt like it was setting him up to leave for America with no regrets or loose ends.

He apologized for the things he did wrong, and pointedly did not apologize for the things he didn't do wrong. He's a messy boy and I love him for that, but he absolutely did some things worth apologizing for, so I'm not mad at the fact that the show let him apologize. He did everything he could to repair his relationships with his friends, and for the most part, he did repair them. Cheum is happy to welcome him back into the group. Ray is still protective of Mew, and is always going to side with Mew over Boston when forced to choose, but he doesn't seem to harbor any hard feelings of his own. His friendship with Mew is irreparably broken, and that's kind of ok with me. It's true to life; some relationships you can repair, and some you can't. But Boston did what he could. He doesn't have to hold onto guilt or wonder what would have happened if he reached out.

The friend group dynamic was never going to go back to what it was before, because Boston was leaving the whole continent. There was always going to be a shift. We were always going to end up with all of the others getting close and having experiences together without Boston there. But he fixed things enough that they're staying in touch.

And he and Nick broke up a bit earlier than they would have. But they would have broken up anyway. That relationship always had an expiration date. Boston set it up that way on purpose (I feel like knowing it had an ending was the only way he could give himself permission to even try for the first time, but that's probably a whole other post I could make). And he got to learn about himself. He likes romance; he can fall in love. It's just that romance and sex are two completely separate things for him. And he's moving to NYC! You know he's going to find some like minded people and figure himself out further, and find fulfilling relationships that work for him, now that he knows more about his wants and needs.

And it's so much better that Nick didn't follow him to New York. I cannot see that ending well. Because once Boston and Nick both learned enough about themselves to have an open and honest conversation about what they wanted in a relationship, it was clear that they loved each other AND they wanted fundamentally different things. Somehow a clean break for a reason other than the move to America feels better. They're not holding on or trying to stretch out the end so it hurts more or longer. They loved each other. It meant something. And it ended. The end doesn't make the rest matter less.

And Boston, a Boston who learned and grew from the events in this series, is planning to be totally out in America, away from his dad. No more hiding. No more worry about black mail. He's the person taking the photos and choosing to make them public as art.

Everything about the finale just felt like it was setting Boston up for a fresh start in the best and cleanest way possible. Repairing the ties that could be part of his support system, even across continents. Cutting ties that were only going to hold him back or hurt him worse. Letting him get things off his chest, so he could leave without regrets or what-ifs. I think this episode was so good to Boston.

#i was a little disappointed he chose not to graduate #but that was his choice - his mistake to make #and he's a young adult so he's not going to stop making mistakes #but it sure is nice to see him making different mistakes. that's growth right? #and i see some people upset that boston didn't get apologies from all of his friends and i do see that as a little sad but like way more sa #for his friends than it is for Boston. Boston cleaned his shit up. He doesn't have to live with the regret #i just have seen so many posts about how the narrative hated boston or just wanted to punish him or whatever #and that just doesn't feel right at all #it feels like some people fall into this idea that happy ending = in a relationship and sad ending = single #and i'm like - were we even watching the same character if that's your idea of a happy ending for Boston? My Boston? #i've also seen some wonderfully nuanced takes on why Boston's ending is tragic #or both sad and hopeful #so this isn't a knock to everyone disappointed in boston's ending or sad for boston's character at the end #i think there's a ton of valid reads of his ending #and also at least a few bad takes on his ending lol #only friends the series #boston only friends

[thecomet-and-themeteor]

I don't know how much sense this makes but I need a Langelique Cinderella AU, I think it'd work pretty well

#brought to you by: #my last post about angelique's fuck-ass sneakers #& juliet #and juliet #&j #okay but genuinely I think it would work really well #like Angelique is working for lady and daddy cap right #ignore how I called him daddy cap we did Romeo and Juliet for the school play this year and that's what we all called him #and like May and Juliet are the quote unquote evil stepsters #but you know they're not evil they're just like way nicer in comparison to their parents #and like you know the prince holds a ball to find a wife and it's this like whole thing #because lady and daddy cap want Juliet and may to go to like end up with the prince #and like the prince is still Frankie here because maycois is goated let's be real #and like this is kind of where you could either make it centric to a specific ship or you could just do like the whole thing as an au #you could say that like Frankie likes May but when they approach the capulets they're like oh Juliet you want Juliet and it's a whole thing #and you could do jumeo because I don't know maybe Romeo is like you know what Paris was like in the actual Romeo and Juliet play Romeo is #like Paris and the capulets hate him because Lance has kind of like pushing Frankie to be with Romeo but Romeo wants to be with Juliet #and Juliet wants to be with Romeo and blah blah blah but Lance and Angelique specifically comes in where it's like okay but what if Lance i #also looking for a new partner at these balls because you know his wife like died and he needs someone else to share the throne with and #that's why both may and Juliet end up going because their parents don't care about the age difference because their parents suck and they'r #just like you're going to end up with royalty one way or another and you know Angelique is like be safe and actually parenting them and #and warning them and making sure they're prepared to like actually go out to this ball because royalty or not it's still dangerous and #they're both like why don't you just come with us and it's a bit where like maybe April and William play the role of fairy godparents #and you know Angelique is able to go and she meets Lance and they have their little shoe thing and they have the Cinderella ark meanwhile #there's the whole love square with May Frankie Juliet and Romeo and Juliet gets to have a moment where it's like how are you so controlling #that you're pushing May to get with a man like 30 years their senior yet you cant deal with me getting with the wrong rich guy and may is #like screw y'all Juliet was The Golden child anyway okay I get what I want now and it's all happily ever after #and angelique gets Lance a magical girl transformation and some CLEAN FUCKING SNEAKERS EVEN MINE ARENT THAT DIRTY N I DONT CLEAN EM FOR SHI #anyways

[undead-potatoes]

The company my brother works for has some garage units they rent out for storage, and today he had to go clean out a unit after some guy who died, p standard stuff. When he got into it however it tuned out the guy in question was a full on nazi, like tons and tons of memorabilia and uniforms and printed nazi propaganda everywhere.

And then halfway through the clean up he found several hand grenades just laying about, which honestly might as well happen at that point. Luckily they turned out to be dummy grenades, but things were really tense there for a moment.

#Sunny Life #my dad works for the same company so my brother came up to him like 'ummh dad I found some grenades what do I do'' #the reason my brother had to clean out the unit was bc the guy's family didn't want to get involved and I think we know why lmao

[solcarow]

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#orv spoilers up ahead -> #zul dont look —————————————-> #scratches head .. i thought the whole point of kimcom leaving orv as an open ending was to let kdj - and by extension the reader - finally #be able to decide for ourselves whether we want to live or not #it was to give kdj the chance to save Himself for once …… #thats why its kind of weird to me that kimcom Still have to do all this #theyre all insane enough to do it all again and again yeah i know that its just .. #theyve already earned their happy ending yknow o(~< #singshong could probably address this at some point but ? #idk ok i just dont like the idea that they still cant have their eternal beach episodes yet #im sure i’d love lee hakhyun but i cant bring myself to read it orz #solar-talks #harrowing experience for me to imagine post-epilogue kimcom in Situations that aren’t related to wiping a grocery store clean #yjh shud b living his houswife dreams rn u could stop putting him thru the Horrors™️ #and hsy has papers to grade