#why do these things happen to me

[anna-scribbles]

anyone ever heard of Them!

#colored this sketch as a gift to instagram after abandoning it for 2 years. i’m back on there now. potentially #bc i was required for one of my classes to demonstrate my media presence. and i was not going to show my tumblr #i did somehow end up mentioning that i had a youtube channel and then i was peer pressured into showing an animatic to the class. #why do these things happen to me #it’s ok i am cringe i am free i am cringe i am free #anyway them!!!!! #ml #miraculous ladybug #my art #adrinette #adrienette #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng

[god-of-sillyness]

Guys…I’m a little scared….this is not looking very good….

#why do these things happen to me #I’m very concerned #oops #uhoh #sos #godofsilly #mcu rp #loki agent of asgard #need another nap

[demonscantgothere]

Do you ever lick your lips because they are so dry and you can't find your chapstick or your lipstick, but you always want to look nice, so you lick your lips in a seductive way because you don't want to look like a giraffe fighting back thirst in the desert in case anyone sees you do it, and then you turn your head at an inopportune moment and accidentally make intense eye contact with the wrong person, who just happens to be looking at you while you're licking your lips, and now things are so awkward between the two of you.

#why do these things happen to me #genuinely why

[amygdalae]

Playing a game of chicken where I see if my cold gets worse enough before my midterm to just not go

#it seems to be gettinf worse. the midterm is in like 2hrs. if its 1:30 and i feel any more horrrid than this im calling it #i did email my prof in the hopes he will see if b4 class but i might just say fuck it #why do these things happen to me

[youreaclownnow]

A hilariously sad fate has befallen me. Guess who realized they lost the first disc in their oniisama e bluray set to their divorce

#its gone forever and for what #free willy double feature #fuck my life #fellow shoujo fans feel free to laugh at my massive L #when i have the money #im buying another copy of this set #oniisama e #i need all of it again #why do these things happen to me

[fated-normal-767]

Good evening internet faggots I have discovered that I have been subtly asking people if they’re queer in Spanish. I didn’t know this I just picked up a vocal stim that literally means “do you understand?”/“you know?” because I liked the word sounds.

#why do these things happen to me #my posts dont forget this tag bro.

[yoonia]

Me: I’m going to post this story as a drabble series

the prologue: 

#fic: bedroom hymns #why do these things happen to me #fic rant

[slocum-dodson]

The phrase 'soup strainer' came off the screen and personally killed me.

Ghosts are not entitled to financial compensation. That would mean I have a reasonability to give aid to all the raiders I have murdered in their own homes.

#character rp #fallout 4 #ask response #sole survivor oc #me #why do these things happen to me

[satorhime]

me after my mom called me a hero for rescuing her crazy bird that flew behind our stove tonight:

#i had to hang upside down to get this psycho and he kept running #why do these things happen to ME

[officialkendallroy]

well now that my phone is broken i can get to reading those books instead of senseless scrolling

#i want to kill myself #why do these things happen to me #i literally dont have money until like october #oh man.......

[asterroth]

Nauseated thinking about how i missed my local pride because i was home and im currently missing my summer home’s local pride because im home and these are the two times ive been home all year. Why do my parents keep scheduling things for me during pride !!

#‘summer home’ makes it sound like im living in the fuckin hamptons or something #it’s just internship subletting #but i cant for the life of me figure out when and how to go to any of this city’s pride events !! #forgot to mention that my local pride parade is actually happening the same day as a big reunion thing im going to next month #why do these things happen to me

[venusinsilk]

So one of my coworkers hosted a bday party at his house for 2 other coworkers who have a bday like 10 days apart cute right? And he invited me and asked me to make a cake for them, easy. I'm still relatively new at this job, I just hit my 60 day mark a few days ago. For some reason i got the vibe that this guy and his wife were into sex parties and 3 ways, idk why my intuition just told me that he's not just inviting me to make me feel included, he wants to get me involved in some wacky shit with his girl. I had a feeling it wasn't just out of the kindness of his heart ykwim? Anyway the party was fun and it was good to chat with everyone a bit more outside of work. BUT THEN yesterday the coworker who hosted came up to me and was like "one of my friends wants to know if you and your boyfriend are swingers" and I was like "Your friends are cool & I liked hanging out with them but I don't wanna fuck any of them sorry" and I asked him if he and his wife were that way and he said yes and I was like I fucking knew it!!!! We both laughed a lot but damn wtf

#why do these things happen to me

[babysdrivers]

charles all over the place... lewis has issues...

#why do these things happen to ME #austrian gp 2023 #keeley.txt

[faithdeans]

you’re right i quite literally didn’t - seth

EMBARRASSING

#why do these things happen to me

[milflewis]

dont drag me into this

pls help i’m not sure what is happening

#or i’ll send my little fernandos after u !! #i. meant. picture #why do these things happen to me #one! braincell bestie #niamh.asks

[katethegreyjedi]

anyone know why swtor won't let me change the color crystal of my lightsaber?

I got a bunch of new stuff for my lvl 80 consular, including a new double bladed lightsaber. And I have this cool color crystal I got off the cartel market a while ago, so I wanted to move that crystal over to my new lightsaber, but it won't let me. There's no message that says why, it just doesn't do anything when I try to put it in. But, it lets me put in non cartel market crystals, idk why. If anyone knows how to fix this pls lmk, I will be eternally grateful ♥️♥️

#swtor #kate talks #why do these things happen to me #am sad #i just want my lightsaber to look cool #old republic #star wars the old republic