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Scripts - S6 - Episode 38 (Part 1 of 2)

Girls day up until Amelia's fantasy

NARRATOR: There's just been a massive announcement… It’s Girls’ Daaay!

NARRATOR: You know what that means! Sun. Sangria. Spa!

NARRATOR: I’m actually in the process of suing my local spa. That back wax was a total rip off!

NARRATOR: Let’s hope Girls’ Day doesn’t end with similar sparring!

NARRATOR: …Oh blimey, I’m running low on puns.

NARRATOR: Oh well. Hasta Spa Vista, bebe!

After news of Girls’ Day, the ladies are all on cloud nine.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Woohoo! Let’s gooo laaadies!

GRACE_FLIRTY: …And no gents!

{0}_HAPPY: I’m so hyped!

GRACE_FLIRTY: We’re gonna be treated like the queens we are!

AMELIA_HAPPY: This couldn’t have come at a better time.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: You ready for some girl-time, {0}?

Always!

PLAYER_HAPPY: I’m always ready for some girl-time!

AMELIA_FLIRTY: That’s the spirit!

GRACE_FLIRTY: Let’s do this!

I’d rather stay here

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: I’d rather stay if I’m honest.

AMELIA_IDLE: Alright lil Miss Homebody.

AMELIA_HAPPY: A change of scenery will do us all good.

GRACE_IDLE: Well, I’m hyped for some time off.

I don’t want to leave {0}!

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: I just don’t want to leave {0}.

{0}_FLIRTY: No sweat! I’ll get us a strapping baby-sitter!

AMELIA_HAPPY: {0} seems very capable to me.

{0}_FLIRTY: Yeah. Hot Dad Alert!

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: Hun, even mummy’s need their alone time!

GRACE_IDLE: I’m so ready for some time off!

There better be no drama, girls!

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: Sure, I’m ready…

PLAYER_SERIOUS: But there better be no drama, ladies.

GRACE_SURPRISED: Who? Me? Drama?!

GRACE_FLIRTY: Never!

Grace starts dancing and begins to chant.

GRACE_HAPPY: Girls’ day! Girls’ day! Girls’ day!

TOBY_EMBARRASSED: Uh oh. Is that a baby crying?

TOBY_HAPPY: Nah, it’s only Grace!

GRACE_HAPPY: Oi! Watch it, Tobes!

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Don’t hate us cos you ain’t us, Toby.

TOBY_FLIRTY: I could never.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Not fair! Why don’t we get a boy’s day?

GRACE_HAPPY: Cos you’re not cool enough, sorry!

{0}_HAPPY: I’m too cool for school, thank you very much!

AMELIA_HAPPY: Saying things like that only proves our point.

{0}_IDLE: Well, I’m happy for you lot.

{0}_IDLE: You mums deserve a break.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: You’re not wrong there, {0}.

{0}_FLIRTY: Plus, who says we can’t have a boy’s day here?

{0} shoots you a sexy grin.

MARSHALL_FLIRTY: When the cat’s away the mice will play!

{0}_HAPPY: More like a daddy-day-care day!

{0}_IDLE: Dudes! Let’s have a thumb wrestling tournament!

TOBY_HAPPY: Yes, mate! Winner stays on.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Nice try boys.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: But you’re all on baby duty!

MARSHALL_EMBARRASSED: I’d prefer a cold drink in my hand than a baby.

GRACE_ANGRY: Marshall, I can hear you! Take this seriously!

Marshall throws his hands up in the air.

MARSHALL_FLIRTY: Kidding!

OZZY_IDLE: Not to worry, Uncle Ozzy is always open for business.

OZZY_IDLE: Not fair! Why don’t we get a boys day?

GRACE_HAPPY: Cos you’re not cool enough, sorry!

OZZY_HAPPY: Copy that, Sergeant.

TOBY_HAPPY: I can’t wait! Always wanted to be a stay at home dad.

AMELIA_IDLE: Come on, girls! Let’s get ready for our hot mumma’s day out!

GRACE_HAPPY: Girls’ day! Girls’ day! Girls’ day!

Grace begins chanting again as you all strut to the dressing room, ready to get glammed and leave the villa!

You swagger into the dressing room, ready and raring to go.

GRACE_HAPPY: Dunno about you girls, but I’m properly excited.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Yeah, Grace, think we got that.

GRACE_HAPPY: Those boys can’t just expect us Mums to do everything.

AMELIA_IDLE: To be fair, Toby’s been an absolute dream-boat so far.

PLAYER_IDLE: Are you going to miss him today?

AMELIA_IDLE: Obvs! But I trust him with Isla completely.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: Well, I hope Ozzy doesn’t royally screw things up.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: Who knows with that boy.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: Well, I hope Marshall doesn’t royally screw things up.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: There’s no predicting anything with that boy.

{0}_IDLE: What about you, {1}?

{0}_IDLE: How are you feeling about leaving your man with {1}?

I trust him completely

PLAYER_IDLE: I actually trust him completely.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: Must be nice.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: And I can’t lie, it’s kinda hot seeing him in dad mode!

AMELIA_HAPPY: I totally get that.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: The way Toby holds Isla is so adorable!

{0}_IDLE: Ok girls, I’m making a new rule…

I’m proper worried

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: Can’t lie, I’m properly worried.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: You and me both.

PLAYER_IDLE: It’s a big responsibility. He better not mess it up.

{0}_IDLE: Ok ladies, let’s try not to sweat the small stuff.

{0}_HAPPY: Let’s just enjoy being child-free!

{0}_IDLE: And I’m making a new rule…

I’m happy to be leaving

PLAYER_HAPPY: Can’t lie, I’m happy to be leaving!

{0}_HAPPY: Yes, girl!

AMELIA_FLIRTY: She’s a hot momma, get her outta here!

GRACE_FLIRTY: Mum’s day out! Woohoo!

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Alright people… I’m making a new rule…

{0}_EMBARRASSED: I hope the boys are alright to look after little {1} without us.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Toby said he’s on it!

GRACE_HAPPY: {0} said he is too!

{0}_HAPPY: Aw good, I’m glad!

{0}_IDLE: What about you, {1}?

{0}_HAPPY: How are you feeling about leaving our little {1} with the boys?

I trust them completely

PLAYER_IDLE: I actually trust them completely.

GRACE_IDLE: Yeah they’ll be fine! How many guys does it take to look after a baby?

AMELIA_HAPPY: The age old questions. Though Toby has been smashing it.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: The way Toby holds Isla is so adorable!

{0}_IDLE: Ok girls, I’m making a new rule…

I’m proper worried

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: Can’t lie, I’m properly worried.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: You and me both.

PLAYER_IDLE: It’s a big responsibility. They better not mess it up!

{0}_IDLE: Ok ladies, let’s try not to sweat the small stuff.

{0}_HAPPY: Let’s just enjoy being child-free!

{0}_IDLE: And I’m making a new rule…

I’m happy to be leaving

PLAYER_HAPPY: Can’t lie, I’m happy to be leaving!

{0}_HAPPY: Yes, girl!

AMELIA_FLIRTY: She’s a hot momma, get her outta here!

GRACE_FLIRTY: Mum’s day out! Woohoo!

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Alright people… I’m making a new rule…

{0}_IDLE: Let’s cut the baby chat.

{0}_FLIRTY: It’s time to put ourselves first and our most glam stilettos forward.

{0}_HAPPY: What are you gonna wow us in today, {1}?

AMELIA_FLIRTY: We’re stepping outside the villa! We better look and feel fabulous.

AMELIA_SURPRISED: One word: wow!

GRACE_SURPRISED: Omg… Check you out.

{0}_FLIRTY: You’re looking hot ‘n’ ready to trot!

AMELIA_HAPPY: Does {0} know they have a fashion icon for a mum?

{0}_FLIRTY: Um, wow. Did you just step out of my dreams…?

PLAYER_IDLE: This feels fine.

GRACE_IDLE: It’s like… comfy and practical!

AMELIA_IDLE: It’s giving responsible Aunt vibes.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: But don’t you wanna be a glammed up momma?

I’ll take another look!

PLAYER_HAPPY: Ok, I actually love this!

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Yes, {0}! Keeping it sexy and fresh!

AMELIA_HAPPY: {0} didn’t tell me they had a supermodel for a mummy!

{0}_FLIRTY: You. Look. Unreal.

PLAYER_IDLE: I think this does the job.

GRACE_HAPPY: Sure thing. You do you, babe.

I’m fine with this

PLAYER_IDLE: I like what I’m wearing.

GRACE_HAPPY: Sure. Go for it.

AMELIA_SAD: Aw, guys! I’m gonna miss Isla today.

{0}_HAPPY: What did I say, Amelia? No baby chat!

AMELIA_SAD: Oops, sorry.

{0}_FLIRTY: Let’s get this show on the road!

GRACE_IDLE: Here come the gurrrllsss.

You and the girls strut out the dressing room, looking hot and ready to rock.

Before you leave, you all say your goodbyes to the boys and babies.

PLAYER_IDLE: See ya boys.

{0}_HAPPY: And bubbas!

TOBY_IDLE: Here they are!

OZZY_HAPPY: Woah… That outfit!

TOBY_HAPPY: You look amazing!

{0}_FLIRTY: Doesn’t she look tasty?

{0}_HAPPY: Eyes off boys! She’s mine!

{0} breaks into a smile when he sees you.

{0}_FLIRTY: Here she is.

{0}_FLIRTY: Wow, {1}.

{0} can’t help but take you all in; looking you up and down in wonder.

{0}_SURPRISED: That outfit is stunning.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Isn’t it?

{0}_FLIRTY: You look outta this world.

{0}_FLIRTY: Damn. I wish I was coming with you.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Remember the rules? No boys allowed, I’m afraid.

{0}_FLIRTY: I guess good things come to those who wait.

{0} shoots you a cheeky look as he rocks {1} in his strong arms.

{0}_IDLE: You got any last minute advice for me and {1}?

Sure, I’ll give you some advice!

PLAYER_IDLE: Sure I’ll give you some advice…

{0}_HAPPY: Let’s hear it.

Give helpful advice

PLAYER_IDLE: Just be present, patient and enjoy yourself.

{0}_IDLE: Spoken like a true expert.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: You know it.

Give jokey advice

PLAYER_HAPPY: Just don’t draw any moustaches on {0}.

{0} breaks into a smile.

{0}_HAPPY: I would never.

{0}_IDLE: You have my word.

Use your noggin

PLAYER_IDLE: Use your noggin, {0}.

PLAYER_HAPPY: It’s not rocket science.

{0}_SURPRISED: Ouch!

{0}_HAPPY: Understood.

{0}_FLIRTY: We’ll miss you, {1}.

AMELIA_EMBARRASSED: Hate to say it, but I’ll actually miss the lot of you.

Amelia then walks over to Toby and Isla.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Especially my two faves.

TOBY_FLIRTY: We’ll be waiting patiently for mum to get home.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Stop it, you.

She bends down to kiss Isla on the head, before leaning in and giving Toby a flirty hug.

Before you know it, they’re falling into each other’s arms in a passionate snog.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Alright, ick! Chill out lovebirds.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: Yeah, not in front of the kids!

Amelia looks down at baby Isla and laughs.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Sorry, Isla! I just couldn’t help myself.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: No one wants to see their parents lipsing.

{0} glances over at {1}. He’s bouncing their baby on his knee.

{0}_IDLE: {1}? You’re on your own.

{0}_HAPPY: Fine by me, {1}.

{0}_IDLE: If the baby cries, use your intuition. Mummy’s busy.

{0} turns to go.

{0}_IDLE: Before we go…

{0}_IDLE: You beef-cakes are going to take good care of our {1}, yeah?

PLAYER_IDLE: Yeah, who has the best daddy skills?

Toby and Ozzy both put up their hands.

TOBY_HAPPY: That’ll be me, {0}.

OZZY_HAPPY: Oi! Speak for yourself, dude.

TOBY_IDLE: I’m his uncle after all.

OZZY_EMBARRASSED: Fine. You win.

TOBY_HAPPY: Uncle Tobes in da house! {0} and I are gonna have fun.

Toby chuckles and pulls out a few robot dance moves.

OZZY_HAPPY: Mate, you’re a proper dad dancer!

{0}_SERIOUS: Please don’t do that in front of our kid, Toby.

{0}_HAPPY: We can’t be letting {1} pick up those moves.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Don’t listen to them, Toby! I like it.

Toby smiles as he takes {0} in his arms.

PLAYER_IDLE: Thanks for stepping in, Toby.

TOBY_HAPPY: It takes a village, am I right?!

TOBY_IDLE: Any words of advice before you leave, {0}?

Sure, I’ll give you some advice.

PLAYER_IDLE: Sure I’ll give you some advice…

TOBY_HAPPY: Let’s hear it.

Give helpful advice

PLAYER_IDLE: Just be present, patient and enjoy yourself.

TOBY_IDLE: Spoken like a true expert.

PLAYER_HAPPY: You know it.

Give jokey advice

PLAYER_HAPPY: Just don’t draw any moustaches on {0}.

Toby can’t help but break into a smile.

TOBY_HAPPY: I wouldn’t dream of it.

TOBY_IDLE: You have my word.

Use your noggin, Toby

PLAYER_IDLE: Use that noggin of yours, Toby.

PLAYER_HAPPY: It’s not rocket science.

TOBY_SURPRISED: Yeowch!

TOBY_HAPPY: Understood.

TOBY_IDLE: And rest assured, {0} will be looked after.

TOBY_FLIRTY: I’d do anything for Isla’s cousin.

AMELIA_IDLE: Good boy, Toby.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: And for what it’s worth, I like your dad dancing.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: I wonder what other moves you’ve got in store for me…

TOBY_FLIRTY: I guess you’ll have to wait and see.

Toby and Amelia hug each other, then move in for a passionate snog!

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Ok. Cut it out lovebirds!

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: Not in front of the baby!

AMELIA_HAPPY: I just can’t help myself. Look at him!

{0}_HAPPY: No one wants to see their parents lipsing.

Before you all head off, Grace runs over to her baby.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: One final check!

GRACE_IDLE: Be good, little one.

GRACE_SERIOUS: That includes you too, Marshall.

MARSHALL_FLIRTY: Oh please, when am I not good?

He winks at her.

GRACE_IDLE: I want a detailed account of everything the two of you get up to.

MARSHALL_EMBARRASSED: Wow.

GRACE_SERIOUS: I’m talking regular feeds, plenty of fresh air. The lot.

MARSHALL_IDLE: We’ll be just fine, Grace. Go have fun.

Grace takes a deep breath, then breaks into a smile.

GRACE_HAPPY: Ok! Girls’ day! Let’s get it!

She skips off to join the others.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: One final baby check!

GRACE_IDLE: Be good you little one.

GRACE_SERIOUS: I’m talking to you too, Ozzy.

OZZY_IDLE: This baby’s in good hands. Trust me.

GRACE_IDLE: I want a detailed account of everything the two of you get up to.

OZZY_EMBARRASSED: Wow. Copy that.

GRACE_IDLE: I’m talking regular feeds, plenty of fresh air. The lot.

OZZY_IDLE: We’ll be just fine Grace. Go have fun.

Grace takes a deep breath, then breaks into a smile.

GRACE_HAPPY: Ok! Girls’ Day! Let’s get it!

She skips over to join the other girls.

{0}_HAPPY: Smell you later, boys!

TOBY_HAPPY: Have the best time you lot.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Oh, we will!

{0}_FLIRTY: Enjoy yourself, {1}.

{0}_FLIRTY: Me and {1} will miss you very much.

{0} holds up {1} and waves to you with the baby’s hands.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Awww! Be good, you two.

You and the girls strut out of the villa.

NARRATOR: What better way to celebrate ‘Girls’ Day’ than giving the ladies the full spa experience?

NARRATOR: When I say spa experience, I mean a local woman called Martina has kindly let us use her back garden.

NARRATOR: That’s showbiz, folks!

You and the girls arrive to find a table filled with fancy bottles and glasses.

GRACE_HAPPY: Ooh! I could get used to this!

PLAYER_HAPPY: Check out this place!

AMELIA_HAPPY: Oh, girls! This is so gorgeous!

{0}_HAPPY: It’s giving fly vibes!

GRACE_FLIRTY: Allow moi to pop open a bottle!

Grace grabs a bottle and pours you all a drink.

GRACE_IDLE: What should we toast to, ladies?

To love!

PLAYER_HAPPY: To Love!

AMELIA_IDLE: Yay! To love! Cheers!

{0}_HAPPY: Woohoo!

You all clink your glasses and take a sip.

To Friendship!

PLAYER_HAPPY: Let’s toast to friendship!

AMELIA_HAPPY: Aww! I like that!

AMELIA_HAPPY: To friendship!

GRACE_IDLE: Cheers girls.

You all clink your glasses and take a sip.

To getting a good sun tan!

PLAYER_FLIRTY: To getting good sun tans!

AMELIA_FLIRTY: With no dodgy tan lines.

{0}_FLIRTY: Is that a rain cloud?

AMELIA_SURPRISED: What! Nooooo.

{0}_HAPPY: I’m messing with ya.

GRACE_HAPPY: Cheers, ladies.

You all clink your glasses and take a sip.

We don’t need to toast

PLAYER_IDLE: We don’t need to toast.

GRACE_IDLE: Fair enough.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Being out of the villa is nice enough!

You fall silent for a moment to take in the lush scenery.

Suddenly, Amelia blurts out…

AMELIA_HAPPY: Do you think the boys will be missing us?

{0}_EMBARRASSED: And that was 0.3 seconds before we mentioned the boys.

AMELIA_IDLE: This is boy-chat! Not baby-chat.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Fine.

AMELIA_HAPPY: I just know Toby will be missing me.

PLAYER_IDLE: What makes you so sure?

AMELIA_FLIRTY: This baby challenge has confirmed so much for me.

AMELIA_IDLE: I love seeing his dad side…

AMELIA_EMBARRASSED: I even think…

PLAYER_IDLE: Think what?

AMELIA_EMBARRASSED: I know it’s early days for me and him…

AMELIA_SERIOUS: But I think Toby might be the real deal.

AMELIA_IDLE: I think he has definite LP energy.

PLAYER_IDLE: LP Energy?

AMELIA_HAPPY: Life Partner Energy!

Amelia, it’s way too soon to tell!

PLAYER_SURPRISED: Life partner!?

PLAYER_IDLE: It’s way too soon to tell, Amelia!

AMELIA_HAPPY: I just feel it in my gut.

AMELIA_IDLE: He makes me so safe.

I’m so happy for you!

PLAYER_HAPPY: I’m so happy for you!

AMELIA_HAPPY: Thanks, {0}.

AMELIA_IDLE: But I just feel it in my gut.

AMELIA_IDLE: He makes me so safe.

{0}_HAPPY: I love seeing you this happy!

He’s not the one

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: No offence, but I don’t think he’s the one, Amelia.

AMELIA_IDLE: No offence taken.

AMELIA_EMBARRASSED: I don’t expect you to understand.

AMELIA_IDLE: I just feel it in my gut.

{0}_HAPPY: Well, I just love seeing you this happy.

Quit boasting!

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: Amelia. I think you need to quit boasting.

AMELIA_HAPPY: I’m feeling a lot! Give me a break.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: We can’t all be as happy as you, girl.

AMELIA_EMBARRASSED: I’m sorry.

AMELIA_IDLE: But I just feel it in my gut.

AMELIA_HAPPY: We’ve already decided to meet each other’s parents when we’re out!

PLAYER_SURPRISED: You’ve had that conversation?

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: You’re moving at the speed of light.

PLAYER_HAPPY: That’s so exciting!

PLAYER_IDLE: You guys are moving super fast.

PLAYER_IDLE: Alright, Amelia. We get it.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: It just feels like the real deal.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Who knows? Maybe we really will be parents in the future!

PLAYER_SURPRISED: Wow!

PLAYER_HAPPY: Oh my days!

PLAYER_SURPRISED: Wow!

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: I wish I could be as sure as you, Amelia…

GRACE_IDLE: I thought I wanted kids ASAP but now I’m not so sure.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: I’m still working out if there’s a spark between Marshall and me.

GRACE_IDLE: It’s still mega early days for us.

GRACE_SAD: I used to think Ozzy and I would be the best parents.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: But he’s just not vibing with this challenge as much as I thought.

GRACE_IDLE: He’s basically my day one! We should have this mum and dad thing down.

{0}_IDLE: You’ve definitely been on a journey in here, babe.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: I guess.

{0}_IDLE: And to be honest, I think we’re in the same boat.

GRACE_IDLE: Yeah?

{0}_EMBARRASSED: This challenge just isn’t my vibe. End of.

{0}_HAPPY: I’m just not about babies.

AMELIA_IDLE: How about you, {0}?

I want to make a baby soon!

PLAYER_IDLE: I definitely want to make a baby soon!

AMELIA_HAPPY: Awwwww!

AMELIA_HAPPY: And there you were saying I was moving fast!

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: A baby? Woah…

PLAYER_HAPPY: I just know I was put on this earth to be a mummy.

PLAYER_IDLE: But it needs to be the right time.

AMELIA_IDLE: Agree. It’s a big commitment. You gotta be 100 percent.

AMELIA_HAPPY: It’s not like you can go back on it!

PLAYER_HAPPY: Exactly.

AMELIA_HAPPY: I can’t wait to be Aunt Amelia.

Definitely not

PLAYER_SERIOUS: Definitely not.

{0}_IDLE: I get that.

AMELIA_IDLE: Yeah, it’s a big commitment. You gotta be 100 percent.

AMELIA_HAPPY: It’s not like you can go back on it!

PLAYER_IDLE: Exactly.

Maybe in the future

PLAYER_IDLE: Maybe in the future, but not now.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Awwww!

AMELIA_HAPPY: I’m going to be Aunt Amelia!

PLAYER_HAPPY: Not for a while, though.

PLAYER_IDLE: I can maybe see it on my horizon, that’s all.

{0}_HAPPY: How very poetic.

I still feel like a kid myself!

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: To be honest, I still feel like a kid myself.

{0}_IDLE: I agree.

PLAYER_IDLE: And there’s still baby-free fun to be had.

AMELIA_IDLE: Yeah, no rush.

AMELIA_IDLE: It’s a big commitment. You gotta be 100 percent.

AMELIA_HAPPY: It’s not like you can go back on it!

PLAYER_IDLE: Exactly.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Aunt Amelia can wait!

AMELIA_IDLE: How about you, {0}?

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Ready to have a baby?

I want a baby, soon!

PLAYER_HAPPY: Obvs! I really want a baby soon!

PLAYER_IDLE: I’m ready and raring to go.

{0}_SURPRISED: Wow!

PLAYER_IDLE: I just know I was put on this earth to be a mum.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Never thought I’d say this but…

{0}_HAPPY: Me too!

{0}_FLIRTY: With the right person, everything changes.

{0} looks at you and smiles.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Awwwww!

AMELIA_SURPRISED: I’m gonna be an Aunt Amelia!

Definitely not

PLAYER_SERIOUS: Definitely not.

{0}_IDLE: I’ll drink to that.

{0} lifts up her drink and downs it.

PLAYER_IDLE: Kids aren’t even on the horizon for me.

{0}_HAPPY: I’m so relieved you feel that way.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Maybe I’m just broody.

Maybe in the future

PLAYER_IDLE: Maybe in the future, but not now.

{0}_IDLE: I agree.

{0}_IDLE: Right now is for baby-free fun.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Awwww!

AMELIA_HAPPY: So one day I’m going to be Aunt Amelia?!

PLAYER_HAPPY: Not for a while, though.

PLAYER_IDLE: I can maybe see babies on my horizon, that’s all.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: How very poetic.

I still feel like a kid myself

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: To be honest, I still feel like a kid myself.

{0}_IDLE: I’ll drink to that!

{0} lifts up her glass and downs it.

AMELIA_IDLE: Well no rush, girls.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Aunt Amelia can wait!

PLAYER_IDLE: She most certainly can.

{0}_HAPPY: Uh oh. Looks like we broke the no baby chat rule.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Guilty.

You notice Grace shifting uncomfortably in her seat.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: Well, babies aside…

She looks down, nervous.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: I’m just worried how Ozzy and I will do on the outside.

GRACE_IDLE: That’ll be our biggest test yet.

PLAYER_IDLE: It will be a test for everyone.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: I suppose.

PLAYER_IDLE: You ok, Grace?

GRACE_SERIOUS: I just want to clear some air.

Grace takes a deep breath, then turns to look at you.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: {0}?

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: Yeah?

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: I don’t want there to be any more tension with you.

PLAYER_IDLE: You don’t?

Grace nods.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: Obviously, I’m still kinda hurt over you and Ozzy.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Hashtag awks.

GRACE_SAD: And if I’m being totally real, I’m not fully over it yet.

PLAYER_IDLE: Right…

GRACE_IDLE: But I’m done with holding onto drama.

GRACE_SERIOUS: I now know that Ozzy wasn’t right for me.

GRACE_IDLE: And I can’t just keep looking back and wishing things had been different.

Grace holds your gaze, then breaks into a smile.

GRACE_IDLE: I guess what I’m trying to say is…

GRACE_HAPPY: I’m done holding grudges.

GRACE_IDLE: You and Ozzy have my blessing.

Give her a hug!

You smile back at Grace, then initiate a hug!

PLAYER_IDLE: Come here, Grace.

Grace folds herself into you and you clasp each other tightly.

GRACE_IDLE: Love me a hug.

GRACE_HAPPY: Plus, your hair smells nice, babe.

You break away and smile at one another.

GRACE_IDLE: But seriously, let’s just live, laugh and love ‘n’ all that.

AMELIA_IDLE: Aw! All the girls are back together!

AMELIA_HAPPY: I love Girls’ Day!

GRACE_IDLE: I’m just so happy for this experience and meeting all of you.

GRACE_HAPPY: Besties for life!

Tell her you appreciate it

PLAYER_IDLE: I really appreciate that, Grace.

GRACE_IDLE: No worries, {0}.

GRACE_IDLE: Let’s just live, laugh and love ‘n’ all that.

GRACE_IDLE: I’m just so happy for this experience and meeting all of you.

GRACE_HAPPY: Besties for life!

Say you don’t need her blessing

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: With all due respect, we don’t need your blessing, Grace.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: I know you don’t need it, it’s more for me if anything.

PLAYER_IDLE: I see.

GRACE_IDLE: Let’s just live, laugh and love ‘n’ all that.

GRACE_IDLE: I’m just so happy for this experience and meeting all of you.

AMELIA_IDLE: What we need to do, girls, is enjoy what time we have left in the villa!

AMELIA_HAPPY: I mean, look around. We’re having a spa day, sort of!

GRACE_HAPPY: You’re so right, babe. This is our girls’ day, let’s make the most of it.

{0}_FLIRTY: I’m chilling, kicking back. Where’s the cucumber for our eyes though?

PLAYER_IDLE: Is that really a thing?

{0}_HAPPY: I don’t know what the benefits are, I’m just a really huge fan of eating it.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Oooh, I can give you all French tips!

{0}_HAPPY: Oh thanks Amelia, I learnt a bit of French in school, but I’m a bit rusty now.

{0}_FLIRTY: Bit random though.

Grace stifles a giggle.

AMELIA_HAPPY: You think you’re so funny.

GRACE_HAPPY: I’m a fan.

{0}_HAPPY: I’m the funniest, I reckon.

AMELIA_HAPPY: I’ve got an idea.

PLAYER_IDLE: Go on?

AMELIA_HAPPY: What if we play an agree/disagree game?

PLAYER_HAPPY: How would that work?

AMELIA_HAPPY: Ok, so we each make a statement.

AMELIA_HAPPY: And then everyone else says whether they agree or disagree.

{0}_FLIRTY: Ohh! Like, for example, {1} is the funniest person in the villa.

{0}_HAPPY: Agree or disagree?

AMELIA_HAPPY: I’m letting you answer that one first, {0}.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: You’re her favourite, so it’ll hurt less when you tell the truth.

{0}_FLIRTY: She is my favourite, that’s why I know she’ll agree.

AMELIA_HAPPY: I’ll let you answer first, {0}.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Wouldn’t want to hurt your feelings, {0}.

{0}_HAPPY: You’re just jel of my natural comedic timing.

Oh you’re defo the funniest

PLAYER_HAPPY: Oh, agree. You’re definitely the funniest.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Without a doubt.

{0}_FLIRTY: I knew my gorgeous girl would come through for me.

{0} taunts Amelia in a sing-song voice.

{0}_FLIRTY: She thinks I’m funny, she thinks I’m funny.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: She’s biased…

{0}_HAPPY: Ah ha! Sucks to be you, Amelia.

{0}_FLIRTY: Thanks, {1}.

{0}_HAPPY: You’ve got taste, clearly.

You’re not the funniest

PLAYER_IDLE: Disagree, I’m afraid. You’re not the funniest.

{0}_SURPRISED: I have never been so offended in my life!

{0}_FLIRTY: But that’s ok, you’ll learn to appreciate my comedic genius.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Oh dear…

{0}_FLIRTY: How about a knock knock joke just to double check?

AMELIA_EMBARRASSED: Oh please no.

GRACE_HAPPY: Not gonna lie, I agree.

GRACE_HAPPY: I think you’re the funniest.

GRACE_HAPPY: You’re constantly cracking me up.

{0}_HAPPY: Awwww, Gracey.

{0}_FLIRTY: I’m guessing you disagree, Amelia?

AMELIA_HAPPY: Nah. I agree.

AMELIA_HAPPY: You are the funniest, I was just playing.

{0}_HAPPY: What!!

{0}_FLIRTY: I knew it.

GRACE_HAPPY: Ok, ok. I want a turn.

GRACE_FLIRTY: Amelia takes the longest to get ready.

GRACE_HAPPY: Agree or disagree?

{0}_HAPPY: Agree, absolutely 100%.

{0}_HAPPY: I’ve never seen anybody moisturise their face for so long.

GRACE_HAPPY: And use seven different mascaras, like how many do you need!?

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Hey now, girls. One for each day of the week.

AMELIA_HAPPY: What do you think, {0}?

{0}_HAPPY: She’s your sis, surely she’s gonna be the most honest judge.

She takes aaaages, agree

PLAYER_HAPPY: I agree. Amelia, you take aaaaaaages.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Flashback to arguing over who was gonna use the bathroom first.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Those were the days.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Then we’d both end up in front of the mirror doing each other’s hair anyway.

GRACE_HAPPY: That sisterly bond though.

Disagree, I take longer

PLAYER_IDLE: Disagree, I think I might take a bit longer actually.

AMELIA_HAPPY: It runs in the family.

{0} turns towards you with a flirty smile.

{0}_HAPPY: Good job I don’t take that long then.

{0}_FLIRTY: We’re perfectly matched.

GRACE_HAPPY: Lucky that they blessed us with enough mirrors in the villa dressing room.

GRACE_FLIRTY: Or there would have been sisterly squabbles for sure.

AMELIA_HAPPY: My go!

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Toby has the cutest bum, agree or disagree?

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: Ewwwwww.

GRACE_HAPPY: There is absolutely no way that any of us are answering that…

AMELIA_HAPPY: It’s totally because you all agree.

{0}_FLIRTY: Moving on…

AMELIA_HAPPY: Fine, let me do a real one.

AMELIA_IDLE: Being in the Love Island villa has been one of the best experiences ever.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Agree or disagree?

GRACE_HAPPY: Agree, no hesitation.

GRACE_HAPPY: It hasn’t been without its challenges.

GRACE_HAPPY: But it’s been the sunniest, sexiest, sassiest ride.

GRACE_HAPPY: And I’m glad I’m sharing it with you gals.

{0}_HAPPY: I’m a strong agree too.

{0}_HAPPY: Every day is a spicy new adventure in here.

{0}_HAPPY: Oh, and I met the most incredible girl.

{0}_FLIRTY: You guys don’t know her.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Oi!

{0}_HAPPY: Or maybe you do.

GRACE_HAPPY: What are you saying, {0}?

{0}_HAPPY: Agree or disagree?

Agree, it’s been amazing

PLAYER_HAPPY: Agree! I’ve had an amazing time.

PLAYER_HAPPY: It’s been the most fun.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: The kisses, the challenges, the bombshells…

PLAYER_HAPPY: The twists and turns, high and lows.

PLAYER_HAPPY: We’re all super lucky to be here.

AMELIA_HAPPY: That’s what I’m talking about.

GRACE_IDLE: Aw, I don’t wanna leave.

Disagree, it’s been ok

PLAYER_IDLE: Disagree, I’ve had a lot of great experiences, that’s all.

AMELIA_IDLE: Fair enough, {0}.

AMELIA_HAPPY: None exactly like this though.

{0}_HAPPY: I guess the best is yet to come.

AMELIA_HAPPY: You should do one now, {0}.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Hmmmm. Let me think.

{0} is the sexiest Islander

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Ok, here’s mine. {0} is the sexiest Islander.

PLAYER_IDLE: Agree or disagree?

AMELIA_HAPPY: Oh nooo, you wouldn’t let me have the Toby bum one!

{0}_FLIRTY: Now hold on, she might be on to something here.

{0}_HAPPY: But, {1}, you know I think you’re the sexiest Islander.

{0}_FLIRTY: I like the way you talk though.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: It’s how I feel.

{0}_HAPPY: Ah nooooo, I reckon it’s me. Sexiest and funniest.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Dream on…

AMELIA_HAPPY: It’s clearly my Toby boy.

GRACE_HAPPY: I’m calling it.

GRACE_FLIRTY: We’re all pretty sexy. In our own ways.

AMELIA_HAPPY: The voice of reason.

We’re all slaying girls’ day

PLAYER_HAPPY: Ok, here’s mine. We’re all slaying this girls’ day.

PLAYER_IDLE: Agree or disagree?

GRACE_HAPPY: Agree! I’m gonna start the chant again… Girls’ day, girls’ day, girls’ day!

{0}_IDLE: I’m gonna hear that in my dreams tonight.

{0}_HAPPY: Agree though.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Totally agree.

I’m the best Islander

PLAYER_HAPPY: Ok, here’s mine. I’m the best Islander.

PLAYER_IDLE: Agree or disagree?

GRACE_SURPRISED: Like ever?

PLAYER_IDLE: Maybe.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Well, you are my sister and you are iconic.

GRACE_HAPPY: You are pretty special…

{0}_FLIRTY: I’m gonna have to agree.

{0}_HAPPY: You’re definitely my favourite Islander ever.

We’re all ready for the final

PLAYER_IDLE: Ok, here’s mine. We’re all totally ready for the final.

GRACE_SURPRISED: Disagree, disagree!

GRACE_IDLE: I’m not ready at all.

{0}_IDLE: Hmmm, I’m torn to be honest.

{0}_IDLE: Like, I don’t wanna leave because I’m having the best time.

She leans her head towards you happily.

{0}_HAPPY: But I’m excited to get to the final so that we can leave together.

AMELIA_IDLE: I think I agree.

AMELIA_HAPPY: I’m ready for the final, and for me and Toby to take steps towards our future!

AMELIA_HAPPY: I feel so relaxed.

PLAYER_HAPPY: It’s the spa effect.

GRACE_HAPPY: We should go on a proper girls’ spa weekend.

GRACE_IDLE: When we get out of the villa.

{0}_HAPPY: Oooh yeah, sauna, pool, three course meal, that kind of thing?

GRACE_HAPPY: Exactly! I love a good sauna sesh.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Too hot for me.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Speaking of hot though…

Amelia gets a mischievous look in her eye.

AMELIA_IDLE: It’s time for some hot gossip.

PLAYER_HAPPY: What gossip?

AMELIA_IDLE: Well for starters…

AMELIA_IDLE: {0}, did you and {1} have a sexy moment when {2} was asleep?

Your eyes dart to Grace.

GRACE_IDLE: Go on, spill! I can take it.

Dish the goss

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Alright, I’ll tell you.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Go on…

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Well…

PLAYER_IDLE: It was nothing wild.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: We just had a cute snuggle.

AMELIA_IDLE: Cute!

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Well…

PLAYER_IDLE: It got pretty heated.

AMELIA_SURPRISED: Spill! Spill! Spill!

PLAYER_FLIRTY: We may have done bits.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Yes, girl!

GRACE_IDLE: I’m happy for you guys.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Well…

PLAYER_IDLE: It got pretty heated.

GRACE_SURPRISED: What happened?

PLAYER_HAPPY: Kidding. We just took a nap.

GRACE_IDLE: Oh. Lol.

AMELIA_IDLE: Very responsible parents.

{0}_FLIRTY: And I loved every minute.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Sounds like fun!

Say it’s private

PLAYER_IDLE: You’re not getting anything out of me.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: These lips are sealed.

{0}_FLIRTY: Our lips are sealed.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Well I happen to have some saucy goss for you girls.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: A lot has been going on between my bedsheets.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Toby and I got down to some naughty fun…

AMELIA_IDLE: You wanna stay out longer and we can all dish our dirty shenanigans?

AMELIA_HAPPY: We can all spill some proper tea while the boys are away!

*Let’s hear it!

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Let’s hear it then.

AMELIA_IDLE: Well…

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Toby and I did bits.

GRACE_SURPRISED: Yessss gurrrl!

AMELIA_HAPPY: I swear, Toby sure knows what he’s doing…

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Does he now?

AMELIA_FLIRTY: 100%. He knows how to press all the right buttons.

{0}_FLIRTY: Give us the naughty details, Amelia.

GRACE_FLIRTY: Now!

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Gladly.

Amelia leans in, excited to spill her secrets.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Let’s just say, we didn’t do much sleeping.

GRACE_SURPRISED: I bet you didn’t!

{0}_FLIRTY: Go on…

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Well…

AMELIA_IDLE: When we started fooling around, he started kissing every part of my body…

AMELIA_HAPPY: Except my lips.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Oooohhh…

AMELIA_FLIRTY: He slowly worked his way up…

AMELIA_HAPPY: Kissing my legs, my stomach, my fingers, my cheeks, my ears…

AMELIA_FLIRTY: And then finally he moved to my mouth.

AMELIA_HAPPY: He gave me the most passionate snog ever.

GRACE_IDLE: Hot!

AMELIA_FLIRTY: And then he got his hands involved.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: I’m not kidding. I was into it.

AMELIA_HAPPY: He also told me what his kink was…

PLAYER_SURPRISED: What is it?

AMELIA_IDLE: Oh, maybe I shouldn’t say actually.

GRACE_HAPPY: Come on! I thought we were gossiping!

AMELIA_HAPPY: Ok! Toby told me he likes it when a girl is in charge!

{0}_HAPPY: Oooh likes to be dominated, huh?

GRACE_HAPPY: Guess that’s why he likes you!

AMELIA_SURPRISED: What does that mean!

PLAYER_HAPPY: You’re bossy?

AMELIA_SURPRISED: What?! Take that back!

AMELIA_EMBARRASSED: Oh wait… maybe I am.

{0}_IDLE: Sounds like you had more excitement than me, Amelia.

{0}_IDLE: I just starfished in one of the free beds.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Alright, Miss Sleeping Beauty.

{0}_HAPPY: Best 8 hours of my life, though.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: What about you, Grace?

GRACE_IDLE: Well, I wasn’t giving it up to Ozzy that easy.

AMELIA_IDLE: That’s my girl.

PLAYER_IDLE: Nicely done.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: Although…

PLAYER_IDLE: Yeah?

GRACE_FLIRTY: I did give him a little tease and wore my sexiest lingerie.

{0}_HAPPY: Yes, Grace! Let the man graft!

PLAYER_IDLE: You go, girl!

GRACE_FLIRTY: There may have been a goodnight kiss, but nothing more.

GRACE_IDLE: We’ve still got a long way to go before I trust him fully.

GRACE_IDLE: Well, me and Marshall may have had a little cuddle last night.

PLAYER_SURPRISED: How was it?

GRACE_FLIRTY: There might have been a tiny spark.

GRACE_IDLE: But like I said, it’s such early days for us.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Well, I guess you already know that he’s your type on paper.

{0}_HAPPY: Considering he looks just like Ozzy!

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Too soon to joke about that?

Grace looks at you and smiles.

GRACE_IDLE: Maybe a bit soon, babe. But we’ll get there!

AMELIA_HAPPY: What about tonight, girls? Any naughty plans?

GRACE_HAPPY: We will see. If {0} has been good today.

GRACE_HAPPY: I might treat him to a little something.

GRACE_HAPPY: But he will really have to impress!

{0}_IDLE: I don’t see anything happening in our bed tonight.

{0}_HAPPY: Just more starfishing…

{0}_FLIRTY: Well I’ll leave that up to, {1}.

{0}_FLIRTY: Anything she wants.

GRACE_HAPPY: Lucky, {0}!

AMELIA_HAPPY: Ooh this is fun!

AMELIA_HAPPY: If you could do it any way you liked with whoever you liked…

AMELIA_FLIRTY: What would you do?

{0}_HAPPY: You mean like your fantasy?

AMELIA_HAPPY: Exactly!

GRACE_FLIRTY: I know mine.

GRACE_FLIRTY: I picture me and my man…

{0}_FLIRTY: {1}?

GRACE_FLIRTY: To be confirmed…

GRACE_FLIRTY: We are on a beautiful beach at sunset, riding a horse together.

GRACE_FLIRTY: We are galloping along and I’m having to hold onto his tight bod to stay on.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Hot!

GRACE_FLIRTY: The wind is flowing through my hair. We get off and splash around in the water.

GRACE_HAPPY: Then we go to a private patch in the dunes where he has laid out a picnic blanket.

GRACE_HAPPY: We nestle down in the sand and make love all night under the stars!

{0}_HAPPY: You’ve got me blushing!

AMELIA_HAPPY: That sounds gorgeous.

{0}_HAPPY: How about yours then, Amelia?

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