#yes it’s there

[grab-the-bananaguns]

I got a new note book

I did promise myself to take notes in it, so I will but I also allowed myself to draw in it for any reason as long as it’s the whole page or a drawin to help me remember somethin

so I decorated the first page

#Note book #im gonna stick to my promise #And take notes #My doodles fucking suck #But I love them #doodlysketch #doodles #I drew bird and was just like he has pretty eyes I’ll add sparkles #autism creature #yes it’s there #Above the exclamation point

[cristalknife]

An incomplete list of why Vegas Theerapanyakul is actually a non writing angst writer with kinks

EXHIBIT A: he knows himself and has knowledge of his own preferences and how his own kinks work

EXHIBIT B: he’ll nonchalantly be like at first I was going to kill you... But I changed my mind because when you suffer, you seem to be more interesting 

EXHIBIT C: takes great care to know even the smallest detail about Pete his fave

EXHIBIT D: when told to clean up his mess he rightly decide to make the fun last for as long as possible 

EXHIBIT E: is not above fixing everything else to match his desires so that his chosen plot works 

EXHIBIT F: when Pete his fave starts screaming at him “are you happy now?” his only answer is No I'm just getting started 

EXHIBIT G: he'd rather keep some form of company around rather than angst all on his own lonesome 

EXHIBIT H: when Pete his fave decides to not cooperate his hands are forced into taking more decisive actions

EXHIBIT J: he doesn't really want Pete his fave to be permanently hurt

EXHIBIT K: he will work hard to patch up the worst of the hurt he caused to Pete his fave

EXHIBIT L: he will allow himself to be raw, open and honest with Pete his fave

EXHIBIT M: he will allow fragments of his back story to be known so that he himself will be known

EXHIBIT N: he will listen to what Pete his fave is telling and discover something he didn't know before

EXHIBIT O: getting exasperated when Pete his fave just can't accept small acts of kindness without suspicion look, go ahead, if you hate me you'll have the energy to kill me later.

#vegas theerapanyakul #being an angst writer #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #I dare other angst writers to disagree #am I wrong? #don't think so #pete #feel free to make my day and transform this into a gif set #i'd love to see it #pls and ty #it is sly for kindergarten's friends #waves hello silently like a lurking aide #a nod toward RW&RB? #why yes #yes it’s there #any reference to RW&RB is not that coincidential

[divorce-enjoyer]

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

#og post #yes you absolutely can tag this with your blorbos i love this shit

[loathsome-sickness]

"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen

#am i arguing with random 'philosophical' type villains in my own head? #yes #it's a favourite past time of mine i hate every one of those 'i know the true nature of humans because i did horrible things to them' types #with every part of my soul

[punk-dad-sharkz]

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

#yes this is ouizzy #but tag your favourite guys #ouizzy #ship dynamic #character dynamics #i think im funny #izzy x frenchie

[mysillycomics]

#comic #i become a beastly demon #yes this is about autism

[slavicafire]

#in a shocking turn of events mine is a whole beautiful 0%. #against my better judgement? yes. but still #w ogóle wiadomo skąd wzięłam pomysł na poll ale cicho. ciii. #food

[hunny-k]

This is the funniest way you could've put it

#he's such a LOSER at BEING RETIRED #amazing #keep going bud i believe in you #have fun with your movies yes sir

[bloodybellycomb]

#hbomberguy #james somerton #like yes but not just that #birdy chirps

[striving-artist]

The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.

Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”

Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”

The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.

Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”

Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.

Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.

#my life #why yes #this is obvious in my writing #thank you for asking

[spitblaze]

do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

#(yes) #(i have actually gotten into the habit of calling my bottom growth a dick/tdick) #(feels validating. especially bc i dont have the money for phallo) #spitblaze says things #ftm #doin numbers

[foundfamilynonsense]

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

#yes I know in the actual book the windmill isn’t that big a thing #but whatever #don quixote

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[dishsaop]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

#m text #everyone rbing this without the addition and commenting 'op did you mean sisyphus' yes. yes i did #'where did the discord screenshot reblog go did you delete it' well in the 10mn after posting it someone had a funnier reblog #so i was like oh. ill delete the less funny one i did for the funnier one #and then. guess what got big.

[bumblebeebats]

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

#and yes i have indeed experimented with trying to add invisible patches on the INSIDE of the jean but unfortunately #trying to sew anything to the non-euclidean hellscape that is the crotch area of a pair of pants #inevitably ends up 1. (hand-sewing) puckered as hell or 2. (machine sewing) w me accidentally sewing a leg hole closed 😔

[literallyaflame]

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

#yes this applies to gender too #if a kid says ‘i’m a girl!!’ it might be because they’re a girl or #it might be because they’ve got an incomplete picture of what a ‘girl’ is in their brains #and as a parent ur job is to help them complete those pictures #by asking them questions and giving them new information and playing w them