#you guys have seen that movie. yeah?

[ask-aph-angel-canada]

Of course I’ll help rob the bank, who do you take me for?

GOOD well rob them and then poke their eyes.

#they’ll never see it coming HAHAHAHAHA oh my god jm funny. #you get it cuz like; see? cuz when we poke them they like #like that one scene in Waterboy #you guys have seen that movie. yeah? #captian insano shows no mercy! 😼 #IF YOU GUYS HAVENT SEEN IT YOU NEED TO ITS SO FUNNY JUST YOUTUBE ‘waterboy eye poke’ AND YOULL FIND KT #anyways so uhhh topic switch #i’m real upset about the whole Technoblade thing; he was such a good guy it’s so awful to see him go so soon #he was such an inspiration to me and really helped shape my humor and i’ve met so many friends because of him #i hope he’s flying high; he deserves it #NO CUZ THE FUCKER MADE MERCH FOR HIS DEATH TOO HE’S PROFITING OFF HIS DEATH #WHAT A CHAD THO I WOULD DO IT TOO 🤧 #ask aph angel canada #messenger boy #teehee added that tag there #teehee anyways it’s Fourth of July (well in 2 hours!) so there’s that #nah cuz my poor cat bro he’s so scared of loud noises and fireworks aren’t gonna help #only i can rlly comfort him too cuz he’s scared of #most of my family so like UGH I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME AND KISS HIM I MISS MY BOY. my little thumbo 😞 #IDK IM LIKE a lot is going on in my life but i’m alright with it; UGH IM MAINLY JUST EXCITED FOR MY CLASSES NEXT YEAR AND AHHH GUYS #WE ARE GOING DRESS SHOPPING THIS MONTH ON THE 23RD IR 24TH AND EJENEJENEN #IM SO EXCITED. #EVEN IF YOU GUYS DONT WANT IT IM STILL GONNA SHOW A PIC OF THE DRESS ON HERE #it’s gonna be so pretty guys 🙄✋ #ayo ask aph angel canada mod face reveal? #it’s nothing special even then rofl but still #UGH IM JUST SUPER EXCITED FOR FALL 🥰🥰 #teehee and laufey is posting her album then; i wanna get it on vinyl cuz i have a record player #yes ik im indie and cool 😼😼 hold your applause please 🤧 #ANYWAYS HYE GUYS LOL

[lilybarthes]

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#so a guy i know recommend the zone of interest to me and he described it as #'a movie that shows that there were people who didn't know what was going on despite being near the camps' #and now that i've seen it i'm physically upset by his blatant misreading of the movie #like how can you watch that and have your take away be 'yeah this i's a movie about people who didn't know what was going on' #it's literally making me reconsider my opinion of him as a person because of how incorrect that is

[thejadecount]

BEHOLD

After a few hours of extensive research (and when I mean extensive I mean watching clips on YouTube and reading their wiki pages) I GIVE YOU

THE DEFINITIVE DONNIE CHART

(My reasoning is in the tags)

#guys you have no idea how hard it was making this #like for a few of them it was easy #i got the idea of making this when I thought ‘rise donnie is such a chaotic evil’ #okay I know the reasoning may seem off on a few of them #but hear me out #bayverse donnie? #the dude literally jumped out of a plane like it was nothing #and his wiki page says he licked off the frosting of pop tarts and put them back in the box #such a chaotic neutral #as for 2012 donnie? #look regardless of April being a bad character Donnie was still obsessing over her like a maniac #AND he put a camera on a cockroach and shows it to Raph who is terrified of him #neutral evil for sure #2007 donnie? #look i only seen the IT tech support clip but yeah no he’s definetly lawful evil #do I have to explain 1987 donnie? #just see any clip compilation of him and you’ll get the vibe #2003 donnie is just a sweetheart and we should appreciate that #Batman Hamato ‘there’s always time for accuracy Leo’ donatello is a lawful neutral HANDS DOWN #I didn’t even see the 1990s movies but I couldn’t find any clips for that donnie so I just put him as the baseline neutral #and mutant mayhem donnie is nonexistent as of now #but I did see the poster art #and there’s this one YouTuber who made hilarious animatics of him and that’s just it #tmnt #tmnt crossover #rottmnt #2003 tmnt #2012 tmnt #bayverse tmnt #2007 tmnt

[arklay]

tagged by @denerims @aartyom @risingsh0t @florbelles @fenharel & @morvaris – thank you so much beloveds! ♡

tagging: @aelyosos @aragorngf @brujah @engferth @faarkas @necroticpetals @nocticulas @phillipsgraves @serenedy @swordcoasts @voerman @wrymbloods & i feel like everyone has done this already but if you haven't then i'm tagging you! ♡

OCS AS OTHER CHARACTERS.

rules: take this quiz and share 5 (or more! or less!) results from the top 50 that you feel really fit your oc(s). if you don’t recognize very many from the top 50, feel free to expand into the top 100.

glenn rhee (the walking dead)

peeta mellark (the hunger games)

annie january (the boys)

frodo baggins (lord of the rings)

luke skywalker (star wars)

amy elliot dunne (gone girl)

beth harmon (the queen's gambit)

dr. hannibal lector (hannibal)

melisandre (game of thrones)

mary wardwell (chilling adventures of sabrina)

faye valentine (cowboy bebop)

tyra collette (friday night lights)

gloria delgado-pritchett (modern family)

manny santos (degrassi: the next generation)

mazikeen (lucifer)

#tag games. #oc: dani #oc: reina #oc: diana #actually lost my mind that diana got amy dunne 92% match landslide... #i just chose the top 5 and not like 5 from top 50 cause i'll be honest i don't watch that many things so i don't know like the ins and outs #of too many characters you know?? so i'll be curious what you guys who know these characters think 👀 #also did ithrenil and i was like have never seen any of these people and they all look like villains noooooooo !!!!!!!! #most misunderstood oc ever oughghg but yeah i have no idea about a lot of these :0 i've seen like no movies or shows ever lmao #thank you guys for tagging me in things still even though i haven't been on here !! i appreciate it so so much that you guys thought to tag #me mwah 💖💖 when i finish re4 remake then i'll try to come on here more cause i've gotta catch up on my tracked tag and also will bombard #you all with wesker content (i'm sorry but also not sorry) !! there's a mod to replace leon with wesker's model so heheh love you leon but #i have this disease called obsessed with albert wesker !!!! but yes i have lots of gifs to get to and so much art from twt i gotta find #on here too and share them all !! but yes i hope everyone is doing well and that things on here have been good 💖

[the-acid-pear]

I never tried the option myself bc it'd probably mean skipping the Reason You Suck speech at the end (fire for speedrunners though) but I Love that you can frame your Phoneys in 3, especially so if you've already killed the previous two. Like yeah couldn't send you off to die so i'll let the goverment do it for me 🧸 like its just Peak evil imo.

#luly talks #i do relinquish in the pain and the agony but dont get me wrong the thought of any of them 3 getting jailed makes me SO sad #rog esp since he's the one im writing about and the biggest nerve wreck #gingi voice they'll be the last one to pick the board game for prison-game-night.......... #actually yknow i wonder if rog would end up almost believing it after all when you try to gaslight him for the shits and giggles #(as in: telling HE was victim of the bite of 87 and the like) he tells you to not do that bc his brain is already scrambled or something #so there's a chance perhaps he'd believe it if he had everyone constantly accussing him of it? #not like it'd matter much i have no hopes for the dsaf justice system i know its been 35 years since jack got framed but still #i just remembered when the option popped up i said ''god im really becoming steven 😭'' #first time i made the joke too was when i said ''imagine your boss sucks so bad you turn suicidal'' no clue what the context was #OH YEAH JAKE SAYING HE'D RATHER FUCKING DIE THAN KEEP WORKING HERE yeah. poor guy. #anyway im derailing my own post again uhhh. yeah. yeah i dont trust any phoney is avoiding the death sentence #dsaf #roger jones #dsaf roger #btw just for the sake of yapping longer i truly cant decide whether harry or jake would survive better in the enviroment #probably jake to be honest. I mean Harry has a lot of experience inside freddy's but he didnt really live outside it muhc #jake is so confrontational though #hey did you guys watch the hit movie felon? sure that guy wasn't framed but. i feel like jake would end up w that attitude #except for. you know. everything else that happens in the hit movie felon. #hey actually forget about this game go watch the 10/10 movie Felon from 2008 starring Val Kilmer and Stephen Dorff #because its one of my all time fave movies and probably the saddest i've seen #not bc there arent movies that are more tragic but bc no movie was able to break thru my walls of idgaf and make me cry anyway #yeah you thought i couldnt bring up my movie fixations on my different fandom posts well you were WRONG in fact #im gonna go tag my other post i left untagged yesterday bc my ass was Cooking

[bearstuck]

theres a hypothetical instance of asylumstuck being written well and not incredibly offensive and yet every single time i see some old asylumstuck posts i am blown away by how they manage to get literally every depiction of mental illness incorrect. its like they googled the symptoms and then deliberately wrote against the reality of those illnesses. its like they googled awful stereotypes about mentally ill (mostly psychotic or suicidal people) and made it their personal project to include as many as they could

#i am not opposed to the idea of writing characters from anything in a psychiatric hospital #however #like from the bat they use the very sensational name 'asylum' which is okay i guess since its one word and well known enough #but to go on and be like #yeah terezi and john *know the truth* about them being in an au and believe theyre supposed to be gods in a video game #oh calliope has some weird fucked up writing combination of psychosis and DID #where she simultaneously thinks caliborn is a hallucination ('imaginary friend') and an alter that 'takes over when shes mad' #or like #gamzee is a murderer and a schizophrenic and a cannibal #or sollux has schizophrenia and bipolar disorder and its obvious op didnt google if you can have both at once bc theyd immediately see #that that would usually just be diagnosed as schizoaffective disorder #like im not saying you cant write this setting and write it well. but its so fucking obvious its coming from a sixpenceee sort of place #where psychosis and DID and ocd and personality disorders are creepy aesthetic horror movie things #like hey you guys know not every psychiatric patient is psychotic right. and psychotic people are normal right #ffs have some tact its really not hard to google the actual symptoms and testimony from people with these conditions #sorry this got really ranty it just blows me away how ive seen people posting about asylumstuck in this decade #sorry if i spelled asylum wrong in this post and didnt catch it ive got the dyslexia

[vervainvoyage]

Soooo after I reblogged some of OSP's JttW content, I get the Lego Monkie Kid recommended posts and blogs thrown at me every 4 minutes on my dash. Fiiiine, I went to check out the pilot.

And ok.

Tumblr was right.

The pilot episode is hilarious and the animation ABSOLUTELY SLAPS. I keep rewinding because there are so many good gags happening in the background, or just because the animation was so pretty I wanted to see it thrice. This is like a crackfic with the production value of movie theater animated blockbusters.

#the horsedragon is an unhinged girl????? YES THANK YOU #get yourself a friend willing to happily blow up your enemies' houses #frankly everyone seems a bit unhinged. except the noodle obsessed guy who I assume is Tripitaka because boy has no money for noodles #sure yes I know it's not literally Tripitaka but a thematically relevant character archetype but still. I like his energy here #the only thing better than a totally chaotic group is a totally chaotic group with that one chill guy who goes along with it #I have to say it's beautiful living in times where shows marketed for kids can be so carefully crafted #I've never seen any lego stuff before except the Everything Is Awesome movie thing so this was a very pleasant surprise #I remember stuff I watched as a child and... yeah nothing I watched was as high quality as this until I was a teen. #sure I still don't know how good the plot will be but I'm definitely going to watch more. #either this will be light entertainment after a stressful day or I'll be pleasantly surprised by the storyline. either way worth seeing #lmk #lego monkie kid

[mummer]

wow you think making comic book movies is comparable in any way to creating fucking nuclear weapons? You must be some kinda genius of posting..

#YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPIIIDDDDDD #terminally author obsessed readings are sooooooo fun they dont make me want to blow my brains out every day #Yeah this guy thought… Yeah… Im gonna tweet this #whyyy do you think directors are incapable of actually grappling with historical events and that they haveee to make it about their own #stupid movies. is it because you as a person have no interest in this extremely disturbing event? #because this just makes. NO sense as a reading at all (i havent seen it but come on dude lol) #dont film twitter guys get tired of being stupid idiots about everything

[robbyykeene]

Something something the warring emotions of wanting to love the wish fulfillment of seeing Daniel Larusso beat the shit out of his childhood abuser (even if it was corny and dumb because the karate kid has always been corny and dumb) vs absolutely loathing the way this season shit all over the themes of the original movies and went all in on the idea all conflict should, actually, be resolved through violence.

#i would say as a whole my feeling are overwhelmingly (if not wholly ) negative towards this season #but like. daniels arc specifically. i just have so MANY mixed emotions there #i think if as a whole the season had been drastically different #if chozen and johnny (and barnes i guess) hadnt technically won that house fight #if miguel and robby hadnt duked it out instead of like. having an actual conversation #if daniel vs silver had been the ONLY fight where the good guys were narratively rewarded for senseless acts of violence #then i would have liked it #because sometimes yeah. you should get to beat the shit out of your abuser #but i guess because of the rest of the season it just. it didn’t feel as emotionally cathartic as it should have #and ive seen people complain that it was a cheesy way to end the giant dojo brawl with like. yes it definitely was #but i dont MIND cheesy #s1 was the cheesiest this show has ever been #and the movies are some of the corniest ive seen in my life #thats part of what makes them endearing #what did bother me was like. literally everything else lol #s5 spoilers #cobra kai #ck negativity #sort of #being more negative in the tags honestly

[whyberealistic]

i'm watching the dark knight for the first time in ?? years and i love how surprised i always am when things that are good.......are good

#like have you guys heard of this movie #anyone seen this shit #it's like when i listen to the beatles and i'm like ohhhh yeah #or watch an orson welles movie

[welcometogrouchland]

Oh I should do something with that toh/spider-verse art I made a while back

#ramblings of a lunatic #toh #spiderverse #yeah i guess we'll tag for that! #it was in my sketchbook so you guys haven't seen it #i put luz as miles bc while they're characters definitely aren't like. The Same #there are some similarities i see and appreciate #like luz isn't a high expectations kid but she is artistic and has the like. not the same but a similar thread in her arc #of realizing that she is enough on her own despite the ways she fails to conform to what ppl want/try to force her to be #also. afrolatino bisexual swag. obviously #also it's really funny bc I DREW HUNTER AS BEN REILLY #JUST BC I WAS LIKE 'Oh sad blonde clone boys' AND THEN BR WAS PORTRAYED LIKE THAT IN SPIDER-VERSE #HILARIOUS #I LOVE IT #i think somewhere in my notes i said that gwen was amity eda was peter b and caleb was 'perfect Peter' #with gus and willow presumably filling in for the spider b-team that appears in both movies #(penny noir and ham in movie 1 and pavitr and hobie in movie 2) #anyway yeah idk if I'll like. have time tomorrow to that (or. anything else. so scared for Wednesday but also LET ME OUT PLS GOD) #but if i do i will #also gotta download both movies so i can have a movie night w/ the gang where we watch both

[caruliaa]

i cannot do this. DONT POST A NEW FIC RIGHT AFTER I FUCKIG FNGHGFJFGFS

#I NEED TO GO TO BED PREFERABLY BEFOREEE MIDNIGHTT. NOT HAPPENING IF IM READING FANFIC #also me when i start unironically reading fanfic in which shrek is a character. #not in a ohh thts cringe im so cringe so fuckighgdhdg way more like i tihnk its fucking hilarious. #like what if u rly loved a tv show or a movie and loved the characters and you started reading fanfic for it #and in the fic one of the characters was like ohh yeah iv got to introduce u guys to my old friend. Crewmate from Among Us. #and you would be like HUHHH ?? bc u forgor abt the connection between this movie/show u got invested in and Among us #and even tho like. u unironically enjoy among us part of u is still always gonna think of the memes first. yk #actually tbh i tihnk i wld have this reaction less if i had. actually seen shrek movies other than the first one #MEANING TO CHANGE THAT BTW I WILL. WANNA WATCH THEM ALL W MY COUSINS AND SIBLINGS THIS SUMMER #bc i tihnk shrek movie marathon wld be fun #this post got of topic. anyway now im going back to actually reading fic i am enjoying the epic #highs and lows of getting fic posting/update emails #i remember i used to check gmail every day for those......

[thelastspeecher]

some fucking French chef on Chopped was just like "why are French techniques so important for food? bc they are centuries old"

my guy. you aren't fucking special. techniques from like. every culture are centuries old.

#Chopped and other cooking shows have made me absolutely DESPISE French chefs kjalnsjkndfd #the second one shows up on screen I'm like ''dammit this guy's gonna be an ass isn't he'' #(they are ALWAYS men btw I don't think I've seen a single female French chef on these shows) #and with v few exceptions the guy is an ass! #they think they're so much better than everyone else bc they're French and know French techniques and blah blah blah #can French food be good? yes! #can French techniques be complicated and thus a higher level of skill needed? yes! #but that doesn't make French cuisine objectively better than every other kind #there are complicated techniques in all cuisines! #and as for taste well that's subjective #depends on your own personal preferences as well as what you might be in the mood for at that moment #basically I just wish the French chefs would be more like Ratatouille #food is for enjoyment and good food is food you like it doesn't need to be complex to be amazing it just has to be GOOD #don't be a fucking ass just bc for some reason the culinary world decided your country of origin has the best food or w/e #like I enjoy the dish ratatouille (as well as the movie) and crepes #but I think just about any day I would prefer the arepas from that food truck in the city I used to live in #or that tomato and cheese appetizer from an Italian restaurant in my hometown #or my grandmother's famous vegetable beef soup! #you're not fucking special so stop acting like it and BE MORE LIKE THE COOKING RAT FROM A PIXAR MOVIE #yeah I have Feelings about the supposed superiority of French food #speecher speaks

[marklikely]

its been weird watching the definition of film snob get so meaningless so quickly. lately i keep seeing people who don't like midsommar and prefer slashers getting called snobs.

#cannot stress enough this is not me being annoyed at a single person saying one stupid thing. this is a take ive seen SEVERAL times. #like oh yeah the snobbish thing to do is prefer low budget critically panned schlock to ~elevated~ acclaimed dramatic work... sure. #film snob and film bro used to mean something very specific and now its just like. anyone who doesnt like the same movies as me. #avpost #like im sorry but midsommar-loving critics literally made a whole new subgenre basically called Smart People Movies #to avoid having to admit that they actually liked a few movies from a genre thats historically considered lowbrow. #i dont think the people who openly prefer the low budget movies that are seen as trashy and dumb are like. the snobs in that situation. #or the other day someone said they didnt like the russo brothers #and a russo brothers fan was like ok pretentious film snob go watch a auteur spielberg movie then 🙄 #like?? spielberg??? spielberg is snobbish now?? the fucking ET guy is too pretentious for you now??? what happened to words having meaning.

[suddenrundown]

me, watching absolutely anything: hey you could make a leverage au out of this

#this time it was the bad guys #which if youve seen it you're gonna be like well of course you thought that #its a heist movie with animals #well yeah you're correct but who cares lol #anyway did anyone else think ''you could write a leverage au with this and eliot would have a praise kink? cuz thats what i did #was i not supposed to think that for one hour and 40 minutes? no? ok #why did they spend that much time on these characters feeling tingly when they were told they were good? oh its cuz they're animals? #ok fine lol

[robocops-a-christ-allegory]

How did every other Jekyll and Hyde adaptation get away with having the same plot and why didnt you guys warn me .

#I still havent seen the 20s silent film so sorry if Im wrong but I think it also has the #'Hyde traps a woman in a abusive relationship' plot the 30s 40s films and the 90s musical ALL HAD #the 30s 40s films and the musical even had like. the same scenes #they all had the scene where Hyde forces The Girl Hes Abusing to sing and they all had the scene of him #telling her hes gonna leave and making her act sad and they all had the scene of her going to Jekyll for help and taking off her #overcoat thing and saying 'pretty aint they?' like #I dont know something about it really bothers me. Like I think they probably kept going with that plot because its Horror and #Whats Scarier Then A Woman Being Abused By A Ugly Man I guess? #At least in the musical they didnt have any time to do face makeup so Hyde's still as attractive as whoevers playing Henry but yeah its- #-strange. My favorite jekyll and hyde movie is still currently Dr Jekyll Sister Hyde. #I hope what Im saying is clear I mean I hate they kept going with this plot because its done very much for shock value #The Lucy Woman always dies. I have this fear that if theres ever a big Jekyll and Hyde movie again theyre gonna #Do this fucking plot again because everybody seems convinced its like great stuff #there is a way to do it well and Im not against a jekyll and hyde where my guys are pure evil but like. you know. you know!