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chaotic-tired-fox · 1 year

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In terms of getting really obscure facts about my Special Interests(tm) I am a master.

So here’s a whole bunch of obscure Resident Evil facts for y’all!

Part two: here!

Part three: here!

Lemme know if any of these surprised you or if you knew any of these!

☠️ Leon is scared of lightning (Astraphobia) but not thunder. (RE6)

☠️ Chris has a fear of late night phone calls because that’s how he learned of his parents death.

☠️ Piers is very heavily implied to be Bisexual due to a file in Revelations 2 (his concept art also implies this, if you know you know)

☠️ The Hound Wolf Squad is the only squad Chris has had that have all survived the entire game.

☠️ Wesker and Birkin were childhood friends

☠️ The Cerberus are all clones of each other which is why they’re all Doberman

☠️ Leon is a terrible driver, crashing one of just about every vehicle type including cars, a boat, a motorbike, a plane and a helicopter.

☠️ Sheva is one of the only left handed characters

☠️ Wesker wore glasses to hide his emotions (and later his red eyes)

☠️ Chris can play Bass guitar

☠️ Ada Wong isn’t her real name

☠️ Vector is Japanese

☠️ Vector is the only character that can canonically turn invisible (Hunk can too but only in various mercenary modes)

☠️ Hunk is said to respond emotionally to the name ‘Bella’

☠️ The USS soldier who shot Birkin and started the outbreak had the callsign ‘Ghost’

☠️ Nighthawk has two call signs, the other being ‘Lone Wolf’

☠️ Barry Burton and Wesker are the same age however Wesker appeared to stop aging at 38 years old after infection.

☠️ Jake Muller was conceived before Wesker was infected with the Progenitor Virus making his immunity to the C Virus a plot hole.

☠️ Lobo is the only member of the Hound Wolf Squad that had worked with Chris prior to Village. See Heavenly Island

☠️ Piers was introduced in the comic The Marhawa Desire set before RE6

☠️ Chris and Jill both know 7 fighting styles. Leon knows 6

☠️ Lady Dimitrescu is highly implied to be Lesbian

☠️ Heisenberg was the one who told Chris and the Hound Wolf Squad about Miranda (though planned to betray them from the beginning)

☠️ Ethan’s immortality was gained back in RE7 at the dinner table scene with the Bakers as they resurrected him after Jack killed him.

☠️ Piers and Claire kept in contact via email and later phone calls up until his death in China. It is implied he told her nothing about Chris’s amnesia at the time.

☠️ Jill Valentine learned to lock pick from her father who was a French thief

☠️ Leon once considered suicide after the events of RE2 but stayed alive because Sherry needed him

☠️ Leon’s parents were both criminals who died when he was a child. He was inspired to become a cop after the one who rescued him.

☠️ Hunk had an intense rivalry with Nicholai which is why he interfered so much with Vector and Wolfpack.

☠️ Birkin prided himself on being the youngest Umbrella researcher at only 16 until a 10 year old Alexia Ashford came along.

☠️ Wesker made his own blueprints for anti BOW weaponry which later inspired the creations of Thor’s Hammer and modifications based on his original Samurai Edge called the AW Model

☠️Jake Muller is an incredibly gifted pianist

☠️ Chris Redfield was a notorious prankster during his days at STARS

☠️ When Chris went missing after Edonia one of the people Piers contacted was Sheva.

☠️ Leon and Wesker never meet nor interact directly

☠️ Hunk has also never interacted with any of the main characters including Wesker

☠️ During RE2 Wesker/Ada and Hunk were working against each other to obtain the G Virus unknowingly

☠️ Some, if not all of Wolfpack survive the Raccoon City outbreak after sparing Leon, Claire and Sherry and betraying Umbrella.

☠️The BSAA were actively working against Chris and the HWS in Village, implying to even have the green light to kill them.

☠️ Zoe Baker after RE7 is implied to have become an informant for Chris Redfield and a journalist

☠️ Hunk agreed to personally train Vector after they fought to a draw. Vector is also the only character to ever escape from Hunk’s neck snapping headlock.

☠️ The USS were Umbrella’s personal army whilst the UBCS were just hired mercenaries and in the end considered a liability

☠️ Simmons from RE6 was one of the ones responsible for passing the vote to blow up Raccoon City

☠️ About 10% of humans have immunity to the T-Virus and Umbrella never figured out how

☠️ Chief Irons was straight up a serial killer able to cover his tracks thanks to Umbrella’s involvement while also being paid to stay quiet about their experiments

☠️ Hunk developed his own fighting style called Close Quarters Quarantined Battle Zone after Umbrella’s downfall in 2003 in which he became a legendary mercenary.

☠️ Thanks to Shadows of Rose, Chris is implied to still be working well into his 60’s as well as the Hound Wolf Squad.

☠️ ‘K’ from Shadows of Rose is heavily implied to be an older Canine from the HWS

☠️ The new Death Island CGI movie is not only the first time we’ll see Jill in the timeline since 2009 but also the first time we’ll see Leon and Jill onscreen together

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ohbelladonna · 7 years

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roommate development #489: just doesn't, study whatsoever and complains about her hw l i k e

#all she does is play lol and it's like?? i was up until 1:30 last night and that's all she did #i was working and she was just playing lol and now she's having a fit over her hw like honey #honey the Fuck #college shit #zip dem lips zoe #it's like here i am #fucking chilling #and she's just complaining about her hw and stuff and it's just??? u were up until like 1:45 playing fucking lol u have no excuse dhdhfjfjgj

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everyone-has-their-story · 4 years

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wtfockdown commentary with my sister: clips 1-5

You mean to tell me there is more?! Why didn’t you say this when I was depressed af after episode 10?!

Clip #1- Zoenne

Who is Senne calling? I’m confused…

ZOE!

ARE you alright? You don’t look alright

Because he loves you...duh

That sounds like a terrible agreement

They’ve been broken up for 3 months??

Aww yes a song!

He called you out, girl....he knows you too well

She’s pissed that he called her on her shit

Yes, tell him!

Hahahaha Milan I would expect nothing less, you legend

I miss him too

Awkward..

Senne don’t be so obvious! Your heart eyes are showing

Yeah that is weird

You’re looking great, keep up the exercise

Exercising sounds terrible, don’t do it Zoe

Don’t go!

Yes, hw can wait

Stayyyy!

Ofc she is looking at his instagram

YOU MISS HIM! Get back together!!

He hasn’t deleted her pics!! Yessss

Clip #2- Sander vlog

*immediately pauses to read the texts*

Robbe is so cute for asking (about Sander’s appointment)

He is very thoughtful with his word choice huh?

I MISS YOU BOTH!

Is this whole clip just them texting?

This is so cute, but so sad because they can’t see each other

..what?

PAUSE! Is Sander sending him videos?? Ahhhhh! Why are they so fucking cute...continue..

Part 1??

He’s a great tour guide

OMG! HE IS AT THE MURAL!!!

Damn right he is beautiful

He is so extra. I love him

Hell he made me fall madly in love too

Hahahaha Sander

Fuck, I miss you too!

This is so fucking cute

ahhhhh I love them

We agree..it was cute

English! I can read that!

Oh and a kiss emoji? I hate you both...my bf sucks in this quarantine if this is what other people are getting

Clip #3- Aaron/Amber

Man they really like facebook over there, huh?

Aw she looks cute

Waddup Aaron!

He knows her wardrobe?

They are kinda cute…

Is that a Pulp Fiction poster?? Wtf

Oh god Amber don’t be THAT girl..

Oh sweet lord..girl no

Aaron looks stressed

Aaron is like fuck nooooo

Followers?? It’s your friends..they know who you are dating

Amber, honey...you’re doing too much

You can see Aaron regretting this relationship already

She came on here just to tell you that LOL

Ahh no don’t kiss me Aaron

Clip #4- Zoenne texts

Is Zoe texting him?

Yes?

YES! I’m sure hahahaha

Work it Milan!

You’re killing it sir!

*dances along*

BUSTED!

You look like you’re ready to go Milan

Same, Senne, same

You love it Zoe

Me too! Even though it is awkward af

Ohhhhhh she admits she liked seeing him

What video?

Zoe! Scandalous!

Love the flirting, sounds like it’s time to get back together, eh?

This girl just called him Seppe?! Love her

So when are y’all getting back together?

Clip #5- Boy Squad

BOYS!!!!!!

Pause! Is this bitch wearing lights around his neck?? I’ve missed you Robbe. It’s been like a day, but I missed you! Okay proceed

Wtf is Jens’ background??

Moyo has his own lightshow going on

Robbe looks great..quarantine has treated him well

Shit start again, I haven’t read anything...

Where you be Aaron?

Hahahahaha the ig bio thing..they hate it

LOL Robbe! Whatcha know about Pornhub, huh?

WHAT THE FUCK!? Aaron..

I’m having sensory overload

This is fucking chaos and I would expect nothing less

ROBBE is adorable!

Love is grand? Hahaha

HA! Shots fired by Robbe

Moyo you ain’t getting some no matter what

PAUSE IT!!!! Does Robbe have a fucking earring???? Holy shit. You also paused it on him smiling ...RIP to me. Put that picture on my tombstone. **plays video**

Say no to drugs kids

Oh my god...he did that? Robbe is too sweet (giving up the weed)

You bought a what?!

Jens has apparently recently taken up gardening

Oh boy the Robbe laugh is back...gonna try to bottle that shit up and sell it for profit

Ahhhhhh the ringtone is back!!

SANDER!

He said fuck all y’all my bf is calling, peace out losers

Aaron! Dude whatttttt

Say hi to Sander for me!!

Yeah Aaron..Pornhub! Sure, do that!

Fucking hell Jens...stop with the toothpaste!!

If you think I’m not watching Robbe again, then you would be incorrect…**starts clip again**

#wtfock #kennedy watches wtfock

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faded-euphoria · 4 years

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hey. hw and aot matchup? i'm pan 5'3 korean girl, intp and libra scorpio cusp. i'm pretty skinny with hourglass form, hazel hair, and the same color eyes. i pretend i don't need glasses but do. i can come off as really rude and snarky but i'm pretty excitable and childish if you talk to me about the things i like. music, swimming, volleyball, kdramas, and literature are your best bets. i'm very sarcastic and quippy, and i rarely like to show emotions. i'm not very good at making friends {1/2}

I'm sososoososo sorry about how late this is lovie!!

Hange Zoe

Hange is one of those people who will fall in love with anyone who will constantly talk to them

And you just so happened to be put in their squad

You two look similar from the back, so Levi kept getting you two mixed up at first, and then Hange said something about how you and Levi have similar personalities

They LOVE when you get exited about something; they find it so cute

Loves catching you with a small smile on your face

They took notice to the fact that you stuck with your squad even at hq

Loves reading with you

They will definitely make you glasses

loves when you give people quippy remarks

loves when you hang out in their lab with them

Kiyoko Shimizu