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I think if a fairy showed up at my house like yeah they are not real but there is narrative precedent for that. a fairy, if it existed, would show up at a house. i just need to suspend one disbelief everything else tracks. it's a big surprise, but a singular one. i would know how to get with the programm pretty quick.

if a walrus knocked at my door there would be many more fucking questions than one. a walrus showing up at my house? knowing that knocking is the required social etiquette? having reasons to know on my door and somehow the ability to do that despite having no arms? said walrus coming to me of all people?? a walrus being real is the least of my concerns at that point why the fuck does it need my help what kind of problem can I solve that a socially aware and apparently findextrous walrus fucking can't

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Everyone talks about how silly Ace Attorney is but only ever mentions the parrot and the Almost Christmas thing, so here’s a few highlights of insane shit that happens in Ace Attorney that I personally adore:

The famous orca defendant from Phoenix’s first case after disbarment turns out to be the secret sibling of another orca… who was also falsely accused of murder

The final case of what is widely considered one of the best games in the series involves a clown crushing the president of fantasy Hong Kong to death with a hot air balloon. The president turns out to be a body double who replaced the original president 15 years prior. This is all taken completely seriously

The inciting incident of effectively the entire series was an episode of cupcake wars that went really, REALLY poorly

The plot of the most recent mainline game is “what if defense attorneys were systematically oppressed by the government”

The main character gets hit by a car in one of the cases and walks it off. He does sprain his ankle though

Two separate characters can summon butterflies in court and make their scarves levitate. They have literally no relation to each other and this inexplicable telekinesis is never mentioned by the cast even once

A major plot point in one of the cases is someone tying a corpse to the end of a rope and then pendulum swinging them across a bridge so aggressively they get launched 30 feet into the air on the other side. This is fully animated and you get to watch it happen no less than 4 times

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jody’s not going to be happy about this one

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(Look, I would never actively taunt or mock the players who prefer easier modes. So, shout-out to those magnificent Yoshis at the end of the game.)

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Newly made samples of my work! With timers of how much each one took to make to boot.

These were done in a single sitting and I was both pressured by time and panel size, so I can assure you that with both of those limitation removed I can only do even better!

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Please consider reblogging and sharing the artwork instead of just favoriting.

(Right Click and Open Image for High Res)

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adapting Lucy Liberty from the F-Zero anime for future Star Fox fanfic uses :3

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Nick Bluetooth meets the Blue Bomber! I dunno I think they’d be friends

#galidor defenders of the outer dimension #galidor #megaman #mega man #crossover #idk I just think they're neat

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for my money i think the reason ralsei seems to ping as A Little Weird to so many people, and why kris doesn’t seem 100% on-board with them and prefers to talk to/seek comfort from susie when they get to choose, isn’t that ralsei’s a weird little saccharine asriel clone. or, it’s not just that.

it’s sort of unclear whose friend ralsei actually is. kris’s, or the player’s.

from the moment you meet ralsei, he’s hyping you up as the Hero of Legend, the one who’s gonna save the world from an eternal nightmare. he encourages you to be kind, but at the same time always lets you make your own decisions. making recommendations, never demands. not to you, at least.

Keep reading

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I mean don’t get me wrong I loved the game but that ending-?????

So yeah enjoy this crappily drawn infinite wall of text I DID WHAT I COULD WITH WHAT I HAD TO WORK WITH

(also please open in new tabs if you want to read anything goddang tumblr makes things tiny)

(p.s. I did another dumb thing as a sequel)

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Our translators got their hairy hands on a copy of Kongo Bongo Historia first!

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Dear Lesbians and Sapphics

Hi, I think you’re all pretty and cool sincerely, a lesbian

#sapphic #lesbians #lgbtq

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The very well known Disney character Dr. Nickel! He's everyone's favorite! And everyone knows who he is!

#disney #obscure characters #obscure disney characters #Dr. Nickel #Fliksie loves him and I love them so of course I was gonna draw some fan art #Disney Party (GBA) #fanart #this is the only fanart of this character as far as I know #you're welcome internet

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Some of the women I wanted to be when I was a kid. It’s kinda shocking that I didn’t realize I was trans until recently, ehehe...

#transgender #women i wanted to be #trans women

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Crystal Starr, of the Moondreamers! She’s a bit confused as to how she got here, but she’s still cute.

#crystal starr #moondreamers #drawing #i've gotta know #what it's all about

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The Orbiter, second member of the Bit Generation along with the Voyager! Next up, the Hexer

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such a beautiful movie,,,

But the sight of the stars always makes me dream…

Loving Vincent (2017) dir. Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman