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[that-soccer-guru]

Leicy signing to Washington Spirit !!!! ????

I've been waiting to answer this until it was official. That makes 2 Colombians in the league! Can't wait to get to see Leicy closer to home!

#leicy santos #woso #nwsl #new signing #thanks anon! #ive been waiting so patiently bruh

[that-soccer-guru]

So if we're keeping score on the wilful fouls after the barrage of cards:

Trinity Rodman who's already carded smacked Linda in the face, tackled Manu Vanegas all legs no ball, and laid down without getting called for delay of game.

Alex Morgan stepping hard on Daniela Arias without even a warning.

Horan barreling over Daniela Montoya.

I'm not saying Colombia is playing cleanly, quite the opposite. We're a crew of hot-headed morons, but a ref letting us eat foul after foul and avoiding carding dirty players because it would be a red card is bullshit.

If it had been Jorelyn or Cata Usme, they'd be red carded and watching from the stands by now.

#woso #uswnt #colombia wnt #colwnt #w gold cup #gold cup #I'm just saying boi #some utter bs this

[that-soccer-guru]

Parce, la defensa está dormida

Si estuvieran dormidas no estariamos en estas. Lo que estan es con una falta de afin horrible. Todos 3 goles han sido de unos pases malisimos.

Eso si la que peor ha estado es Daniela Arias. Jorelyn ha tenido unos pases atroces pero ella se lleva el premio de cagarla seriamente.

Quiero ver cambioooooos

#De buena que asi no se puede #se estan dejando llevar de las maricadas de las Americanas y asi no se puede #woso #uswnt #colombia wnt #hay Colombia por dios #de tecnica no tienen ni mamey #tenemos que dejar que sigan jugando sucio sin ponerles el pie por q si no nos van a seguir goleando #que vaina ome #anon asks #gracias anon #todo bien por unirte a mi sufrimiento

[that-soccer-guru]

Did the futbol gods hear me about to shit talk the USWNT and decided that the best way to shut me up was HAVING THEM BE OUR QUARTERFINAL HURDLE!?

I was gonna do this for the good of the sport, universe! I don't deserve this.

#woso #uswnt #colwnt #colombia wnt #w gold cup #w gold cup 2024 #oh soccer gods thou art heartless bitches #why me god #this is like getting drawn into the Brazil group #or everytime the men play Venezuela #no matter how good WE are and how bad THEY are suddenly theyre the dream team when they play us #dios por que yooooo #POR QUE A MIIII

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Has it been long enough for me to start shitting on the USSF/USWNT/USA or do we still need time to mourn? bc I have opinions

#woso #uswnt #ussf #w gold cup #i mean did you watch that game? bc yikes bretherens #YIKES #soccer thoughts #if you saw anything other than the word shitting #no you didnt

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This half might be the best Mexico has ever played. Aside from all the yeeting of the ball, this is tactically the best I've ever seen them play. If they can keep playing like this, the sky is the limit.

#how dare Mexico make me root for them #this is illegal maams #theyre playing a BEAUTIFUL game #you can see the fact that theyve trained on how to defend and exploit the gaps in the US lines #don't you also love it when teams show the world that the USA have not a one tactical braincell? #Thats a lie they have one but its tied up with Rose Lavelle and she's busy trying to shake her 5 defenders #Also someone strip that 10 off Horan. Not a one play made. Literally not one futbol thought #and she had the guile to say the fans are the dumb ones. Lol #woso #w gold cup #mexico wnt #uswnt #mexwnt

[that-soccer-guru]

Brazil otra vez 😭 cuando será que les ganamos

Todos los Colombianos traumatizados por Brasil deberiamos poder demandar por daños y prejuicios, no joda.

Pero seamos realistas, que partido tan maluco jugamos. Deberian jugar como jugaron con Alemania. No importa quien es el rival, lo que importa es jugar nuestro juego y ya. Eso de tenerle miedo al rival nunca nos beneficia.

#que triste la vida de un fan de Colombia viendo un partido contra Brasil #no hay nada bueno que dar #aunque esa arbitro me la pela #pero no le podemos echar el muerto completo #algun dia lo lograremos #woso #w gold cup #colombia wnt #colwnt #brawnt #brazil wnt #answering asks

[that-soccer-guru]

There aren't enough words to explain how much the Spanish commentary for this cup sucks, jfc

#woso #women's gold cup 2024 #w gold cup #espn+ you need to give these people pronunciation guides #idk how they manage to pronounce Carabali's name incorrectly in like 30 different ways but there they go #Thats also NOT how you say Giraldo #jfc

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Parce va a ver los partidos de la W Gold Cup?

Obvio Microbioooo

For everyone who didn't already know, the Women's Gold Cup starts today, and it features 4 CONMEBOL teams including Colombia. Time to cheer for the gals and stress while doing it kids!

#woso #w gold cup #women's gold cup 2024 #anon asks #colwnt

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Parce, qué orgullo ver a Mayra llegar a la WSL, lo que juega esa muchacha, tiene tres tanques de oxígeno

Paaaarce que pena contigo! Increible lo rapido que se valoro el futbol femenino, hace un par de semanas Mayra era el fichaje mas caro en la historia del deporte, y ya la desbancaron. Me da mucho orgullo y me parece genial que el talento internacional finalmente este siendo reconocido!

Esa pelada la va a romper en Inglaterra, ya es pieza clave en el Chelsea, y eso le va a abrir las puertas a todo el talento en Colombia.

A ponernos a ver la WSL con juicio!!! (seguire siendo fan del Arsenal pero como Mayra, llevo a Colombia en el corazon y no quiero mas que verla gozar y triunfar!)

#woso #mayra ramirez #wsl #chelsea wfc #chelsea women #second most expensive transfer in the history of the sport by now #cant wait to see who gets their bag next #Mayra es un orgullo increible para los Colombianos #Esa pelada es excelencia y trabajo duro y se merece todas las cosas buenas que le han pasado y le pasaran #vamos Mayra carajooo! #anonymous asks #anon usted sabe que lo(a) quiero parce!

[that-soccer-guru]

GOD, ITS ME? I JUST RENEWED MY SEASON TICKETS, I PROMISE I WON'T MISS A SINGLE GAME IF THIS HAPPENS!!!

excuse me???? not my reigndrops stay away from them🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

reign wtf yall are supposed to throw the bag at them

#gotham i beg of thee #do me this solid #pls #emily sonnett #rose lavelle #cmooon sonny to gotham #cmooon #gotham fc #nwsl #woso

[that-soccer-guru]

Ay parce, yo solo pregunté porque no ví a Leicy felicitandola después del título de la NWSL 😳

Apenas me entero que hasta cacho hubo

ME LO DICES A MI ANON. Yo sigo a la espera de enterarme con quien le puso los cachos si acaso si se los puso. Quien necesita telenovelas cuando tenemos "el futbol"

#you and me both buddy #anonymous asks #gracias anon #leicy santos #maitane lopez #woso

[that-soccer-guru]

I would like to be the bigger person and apologize.

I'm sorry I made fun of the whole Kmew and Kerr thing when it first started.

Nowadays I live for how cute and good those two seem to be for each other. HOPE THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND ALL THAT GREAT GREAT STUFF.

#ah humble pie #i meet thee again #woso #sam kerr #kristie mewis #look at em being gay and cute #wtf bruh #i mean i know we all BEEN knew but now we KNOW KNOW

[that-soccer-guru]

Parce te perdiste varios capítulos de la historia, maitane hizo como 3 o 4 tiktoks insinuando q leicy la había cuerneado y después leicy hizo uno bailando la de segun quien de maluma. Además parece q leicy ya está con otra

Las cosas que uno se pierde por andar siendo parte de la maquina capitalistica.

NO JODAS. Con quien se los puso supuestamente? Y con quien anda??? Contame todo carajo, chismeame parceee

#chisme chisme chisme chisme #leicy santos #maitane lopez #woso #anon asks

[that-soccer-guru]

Parce, ¿Leicy y Maitane se dejaron? 🧐

the way I GASPED.

Parece que si! Ah caramba... bueno al menos ninguna de las dos le ha echado nada a la otra. Quien sabe que paso.... Que cosas de la vida ome

#leicy santos #maitane lopez #woso #colwnt #atletico madrid femenino #gotham fc #vea pues #quien lo diria #se veia que estaban bien pero uno nunca sabe #a lo mejor se cambio de equipo para tener un poco de espacio y eso no siempre funciona #o depronto funciona mucho haha #bueno. ni modos ome #we go back to Leicy watch now #gracias anon #anon asks

[that-soccer-guru]

Adios Vilda, que tengas una carrera mediocre en otro lado

QUE VIVAAAAAAAAAA LA PATRIAAAAAA! LAS PATRIAS? NO SE, PERO QUE VIVA!

No more fuckface Vilda, no more idiot Abadia. Now here's hoping that whoever replaces Abadia isn't an even bigger fucknuts, and that Montse isn't going to bring more of the same RFEF fuckery but with a women at the helm this time.

For now, this is exactly how I received the news!

#yes the chocolate dance from psych #no shame #psych tv #jorge vilda #nestor abadia #montse tome #espwnt #spawnt #colwnt #colombia wnt #spain wnt #woso #anon asks #anonymous asks #anon answered

[that-soccer-guru]

from a purely football standpoint, I think the best team won today

I think so too. I'm always glad for the players who put their all into what they do. It's really a pity that Vilda and the Federation are ruining such a historic moment for all of us. We should be celebrating this extremely hard working team, not putting caveats on their triumph.

Hope and dream I guess.

Congratulations, Spain's Womens National Team!

And congrats to Queen Letizia and the Infanta Sofia who really went and partied hard on the field with the team lmao.

#woso #spain wnt #spawnt #fifa women's world cup #wwc 2023 #fifa wwc #anon asks