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Gansey: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reincarnation
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Declan: I was born for politics. I have great hair and i love lying
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Gansey: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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Henry: so apparently the 'bad vibes' i've been experiencing are actually severe psychological distress
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Gansey: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day
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Adam: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches
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Gansey: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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Blue: Goodnight moon.
Blue: Goodnight tree.
Blue: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Noah: Goodnight, Blue :)
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Ronan: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Ronan: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
Gansey, looking puzzled: but I could've sworn...
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Henry*
Henry: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Ronan: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Blue: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
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Ronan: Okay okay okay stop asking me if i'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
Ronan: Also I don't like lamps
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Adam, gesturing vaguely: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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Ronan: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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Henry, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.
Noah: boo
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Ronan: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude
Ronan: plus my boyfriend's word is law
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Opal: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Gansey: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Opal: No! Four to five seconds!
Gansey: Too late!!!
Ronan: DICK IF I COME IN THERE AND SEE AN EXTRAVAGANT FUCKING GIFT IM THROWING YOU OUT
YOURE NEVER ALLOWED TO MEET MY DAUGHTER AGAIN
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