thedyslexicbard

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Honestly I don’t understand all this faff over a coronation. Just go down t’ Burger King order a whopper and get a crown lad. Honestly I could’ve organised this shite for a tenner

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Look I think it was full on culture reset when Katya said “I’m sorry, but I wear the dress of a killer” when I heard that line I was frothing at the mouth it was just poetic

#goncherov #it’s gonch posting #unreality

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Nothing I like more than Henry cavils big meaty thighs

#the witcher

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Is your new header a screen shoot of your phone ?

Look big man, I tend to take screenshots of my home screen a lot because I’m dumb and don’t ask question you obviously know the answer too

#thanks nonnie #rebrand #headers

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It’s 2022 when will they tell us what the monster mash is. Enough secrets we want to monster mash

#halloween #monster mash

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he's the funniest person i know

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might do a bit of a rebrand soon... dont get me wrong i LOVe marvel but im thinking of posting some opf my other writings like my screenplays and stuff.... just random stroies in general lol still do some requests for X readers and stuff because everyone goes on one of thoes binges sometime lol but yeah thats whats going on lol

#jj rambles #rebrand incoming

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This tweet totally describes me

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She’s dead

The comedic timing. Is impeccable

#guys #it’s happened

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The comedic timing. Is impeccable

#british royal family #queens dead #queen #uk #uk politics #send out the crabs

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hot girl summer is over it’s officially time for haunted whore halloween

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Duff Goldman looks like a webkinz fish

#I’m sorry #this is so funny

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I love Tom Sturridge as Dream, absolute top tier. Some scenes he looks like the most beautiful man I've ever seen and other times he looks like a complete dweeb and if that isn't Dream of the Endless energy, I don't know what is.

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Me watching the sandman: that man has a very small mouth and it will be the only thing I can think about.

#the sandman

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Look you go up or down the wind decides where we go, we decided when to land got it

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Not me going on F1 tumblr for things to say whilst I watch the Hungarian gp… for context I’m on holiday with my friends family and I like F1 but they are very heavily invested so I’m just picking up stuff to say so I don’t look a fool… that’s on social anxiety kids

#f1 #Hungarian gp #social anxiety

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So I landed I’m in Greece for two weeks !!

Guess who is writing at the airport and is probably going to be writing on the plane. It’s me