themonkeysnameisjack

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I got a kitten a while back and named her Sushi Masa. We are very close even though she runs around my house like she’s on drugs. Nerf darts are her favorite thing in the world. She plays fetch. I didn’t teach her how, and I have no clue why she does it

#personal #cat #kitten #sushi

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Knowhere

#marvel

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yk i see all these videos of random objects and then somebody cuts it and Surprise! it’s actually cake, and everyone goes ballistic, but I haven’t seen anyone apologizing for the memes against Peeta Mellark and his Wilton Camouflage

#the hunger games #peeta #cake #is suzanne collins a prophet? #only time will tell

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Sushi Masa 🤍

#personal #kitten

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forgot to update, I’ve decided to name her Sushi Masa

I will be getting a kitten in one week. I don’t have a picture, but she looks like SkippyJon Jones. I am taking name suggestions

#pictures to come

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is there any humiliation greater than going out to the mailbox & there's nothing inside so now you've got to make the hero's journey back with no spoils

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David Gerrold called it.

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characters will literally get a headache or nosebleed out of nowhere and be like "huh. weird. well it's probably nothing." girl, look around you. you're in a story. it's relevant to the plot.

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Masks are kind of hot actually

#this is why I like #the mandalorian #also snake eyes from GI Joe

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I will be getting a kitten in one week. I don’t have a picture, but she looks like SkippyJon Jones. I am taking name suggestions

#cat #personal #cat names #i’m so excited

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my little mentally ill brain sure loves to watch how it’s made

#dopamine is stored in how it’s made

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okay gonna try this “positivity” thing please do interact: eldest daughters that are also stoners, english majors, poetry readers, ppl that don’t rly like concerts that much, baby witches, if u own at least three plants, cynics, introverts, psychological thriller watchers, bitches w a lot of cups on their nightstand, earth signs, cat people, if u lose ur phone a lot but don’t rly care about it too much, chronic playlist makers, converse high top wearers, librarians, tote bag girlies, iced dirty chai addicts, and if u prefer wired headphones. 

#11

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rb if you’ve seen a dead body, like if you haven’t (the reason why im asking is that i first saw one when i was like 17 or something, but the other day this 65 year old lady told me she’d never seen one and i wanna know which one of us is abnormal in this)

#only at funerals

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“what if, LOTR but little animated animals.” by jessica a. m

#these drawings remind me of old school disney #the classics #esp Robin Hood

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thinkin bout the fabrication of human interaction again

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rb and put in the tags whether 85f/29.5c is hot

#85f? #not particularly #really depends on the humidity tbh