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More information & my terms can be found in the carrd in my bio! it's foggyglow(.)carrd(.) co! remove the parenthesis to go to it, i don't want tumblr to not show this post.
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Pyro: You're not alone. There's bugs
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Medic: I'm CRYING. You made me CRY
Heavy: Baby
Medic: No, now is not the time for pet names.
Heavy: No, I'm calling you a baby
Heavy: I'm insulting you
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Medic: I love the Mandela effect because we came up with a pseudoscientific concept to explain being wrong and stupid.
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Spy at Scout: Pretty cool, right fucker? Say hi to your mom for me.
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Redraw of that one panel from the tf2 comics yknow the one
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Medic: just failed my blood test :(
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Spy: …Scout, what are these bodies doing at the base.
Scout, kicking a corpse: Honestly? Not much.
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Spy: we need to discuss something
Spy: take the cat ears off this is important
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Pyro: everyday is valentines day if u are a fool and have love in yourheart
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Sniper: If you saw Spy being jumped by the BLU team, what would you do?
[7%- Call The Administrator
93%- Make it The RED team too]
Soldier: You’re all full of shit, you all may hate the man, but I bet if you saw your teammate getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that man.
Scout: I would literally do crack to hit him harder
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Sniper: sticking one of those lil stickers from fruit on someone is a love language
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Spy: I don't need freinds! I have knives! *throws knife* *misses*
Scout:
Spy: I'm
Spy: I'm all out of knives
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Scout: Every sport is just “hit the ball” why is pool any different
Scout: “Don’t hit certain balls” oh yeah, because that makes sense. In a game about hitting balls, get over yourself.
Sniper: Somebody’s mad they just lost a game of pool.
Scout: I wish you PAIN and AGONY
Medic: I wish you’d get better at pool
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Heavy: Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.
Soldier: hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain
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Sniper: people who think mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste are the weakest link in society
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Medic: I wanna go to HELL! WITHOUT you!
Medic: A heem heem....Whimper
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