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Seasonal depression expresses itself in anger the second time around like what the FUCK why is it still fucking snowing

Genuinely livid fuck climate change deniers I’m so fixking pissed why IS IT FUCKING SNOWING fake spring can fucking DIE

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So when are you bitches gonna help me find this shit 🥲

Need help finding Levi fic

I read a fanfic years ago that was an emperor Levi Ackerman x assassin/personal guard reader. I can’t remember specifics really, but I remember it mentioning the setting was a desert kingdom I think?? Because he was wearing harem pants 😭 which caught me off guard LMAO but the reader is a calculated and trained assassin of sorts, and I remember her getting kind of jealous of the concubines because they always came to visit at his throne and she was always posted next to him as a personal guard/assassin?! And it was only like 2 parts I think but it was SO good.

Anyways I’m in DESPERATE need of finding this like PLEASE I really want to read it again. It’s literally been ages and I’ve searched everything I could think of. SEND HELP

#levi ackerman #levi x reader #levi x personal guard reader #levi ackerman x reader smut #royal levi ackerman #king levi x reader #eren jaeger x reader #eren jaeger #armin arlert #armin x reader #aot fanfics #aot x reader #attack on titan #find fanfic

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I didn’t know that, this is really fun lore

“oh no, my audience has begun to guess the big twists of my story and are accurately predicting what will happen!”

incorrect response: write the rest of the story to be as twisty, shocking and counter to expectations as possible, regardless of whether this is a logical or satisfying way for the plot to go

correct response:

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Oh gawd

g. satoru who is a massive pervert and always wants to inspect your pussy after a day out with him, knowing his little touches and teasing whispers had you dripping, soaking those cute lacy panties. his long, slender fingers dipping just his fingertips in, clicking his tongue when he realizes just how drenched you are.

"she's soaked, baby...listen t' her, you get this wet for me?"

the way he talks about your pussy makes your mind so hazy, eyes fluttering as he teases the entrance, the slow in-and-out motions coaxing more and more slick from your hole. "ohh, you're dripping so much," satoru coos into your ear, a pout on his face.

"can i put them in, baby? can i put my fingers inside you?"

he barely waits for you to nod before they slip in, and you both moan. you're so tight, so hot, so messy inside, and he can feel how you squeeze and clench around his fingers, trying to egg him on to move.

"oh...fuuuck," he moans, seeing that the simple move has thick cream dripping around his fingers, the milky liquid making his cock throb in his pants at the thought of being buried deep inside you, that cream dripping down his balls as he fucks up into you.

"she's so mess, so sticky, such a sticky little pussy," he mutters, fingers suddenly picking up a deep, fast rhythm. not even your hand grabbing his wrist to get him to slow down can stop him. he wants to hear those wet noises you're making, hear how sloppy and sweet he's getting that puffy cunt.

"sticky an' creamy cunt doesn' want me to take away my fingers? hm? ohh, but babyyy, don' you wan't 'toru's fat cock in you? mhm? mhmm?"

he's so fucking perverted with his words, it's making tears drip down your face with how good it makes you feel, how it sends pangs of pleasure and need up your spine. you try to tell him to shut up, but he just curls his fingers up, pressing against that spot that makes slick spurt out of your cunt.

"oh, she's squirtin' all over me, look at how that made you gush! didn't even cum, but you're squirting, so cute, dumpling! c'mon, c'mon, fuck my hand, fuck your hips up into my hand s' i can kiss that cervix with my dick before i cum in you, babyyy...get yourself nice 'n' relaxed for your satoru."

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I eat like I should be skinny what is going WRONG AKSJOSKS

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Oh GOD

♡

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I quite enjoy the feeling when I have no motor skills left in my fingers and I can’t move them it’s kind of cool

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

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Sometimes I like humans

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Effie at the end really sold it for me

Before and after staining the wood:

Source

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Heard

I wish i could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls

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Well I never-

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PLEASE

Need help finding Levi fic

I read a fanfic years ago that was an emperor Levi Ackerman x assassin/personal guard reader. I can’t remember specifics really, but I remember it mentioning the setting was a desert kingdom I think?? Because he was wearing harem pants 😭 which caught me off guard LMAO but the reader is a calculated and trained assassin of sorts, and I remember her getting kind of jealous of the concubines because they always came to visit at his throne and she was always posted next to him as a personal guard/assassin?! And it was only like 2 parts I think but it was SO good.

Anyways I’m in DESPERATE need of finding this like PLEASE I really want to read it again. It’s literally been ages and I’ve searched everything I could think of. SEND HELP

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Need help finding Levi fic

I read a fanfic years ago that was an emperor Levi Ackerman x assassin/personal guard reader. I can’t remember specifics really, but I remember it mentioning the setting was a desert kingdom I think?? Because he was wearing harem pants 😭 which caught me off guard LMAO but the reader is a calculated and trained assassin of sorts, and I remember her getting kind of jealous of the concubines because they always came to visit at his throne and she was always posted next to him as a personal guard/assassin?! And it was only like 2 parts I think but it was SO good.

Anyways I’m in DESPERATE need of finding this like PLEASE I really want to read it again. It’s literally been ages and I’ve searched everything I could think of. SEND HELP

#please help me #find this fic #Levi Ackerman #attack on titan #Levi x reader #emperor levi x assassin reader #Levi x personal guard reader #Levi Ackerman x reader smut #aot x reader #aot fanfics #find fanfic #eren jaeger x reader #royal levi Ackerman #king Levi x reader #bnha

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I love when guys get that little shake in their voice when they talk to me its a power trip

(it's actually just cute and relatable LOL)

#and they get the tiniest habd tremors #so relatable #like they appear confident but they have the TINIEST shake in the back of their voice #its so #so cute #i have it too #so its funny #but also #its a power trip #like youre shaking bc of me rn #me too dude me too #anxiety #relatable

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11 years in and I've caved, soldiers 🥲 switching to iPhone for convenience, will always be android girl at heart 😭🫡 stay strong y'all