vedisandthebandit

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The Bite

Me: Thank you for damning my immortal soul in the name of cool tricks and sick flips

Fellow Hunter: You're welcome!

#werewolf skill line #eso #whoop #not sarcasm

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One can’t decide whether to join the Bard’s College or the Thieves Guild.

One will just have to weigh the prose and the cons.

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m'aiq knows and m’aiq goes

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A part of me is glad eso isnt active on tumblr because idk how I would be able to handle seeing responses like this on my own posts

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When naming your familiar, it’s best to stick to what you know!

[img: Close up of brown grizzly with glowing green lights for eyes and overlain dialogue.

Vedis: ...cloooUUUD hovering under

Vedis: the honey tree

Bouncy Ball Bandit: maybe she’s singing that

Vedis: I looked her

Vedis: in the glowing

Vedis: holes

Vedis: where she is supposed to have eyes

Vedis (enlarged, faded text): and deep inside I see honey

3B (tiny text): Winnie the Pooh it is then]

#eso #elder scrolls online #warden class #Vedis the Peculiar #Fellow Hunter #bears #fake bears #fake animal* bears #not people bears #summoned bears from another dimension that protect the person who summoned them out of unconditional love for honey #Winnie the Familiar #the bouncy ball bandit

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Sometimes people don’t disappoint you! But it seems like the more divine they are, the less that applies!

Image description under the cut!

[img: Vivec floats in his cross-legged and bejeweled glory, half shiny blue, half shiny gold, all gaudy. Overlain dialogue dots his surroundings and his hands hold the words “such” and “salt.”

Box 1:

Fellow Hunter / the bouncy ball bandit: your reward was handing out party favors

Vedis: and vague honor

V: oh no

V: it’s marriage

V: oh it’s just championing

V: eternal servitude

V: my reward

TB3: yeah I’d rather have the party favors or money tbh

Box 2:

FTB3: he doesn’t want to sully his fancy paint or bejeweled crotch by touching common peasants

V: loLLLL

V: I have leapt all over him

V: my feetses have mussed his divine makeup

Box 3:

TB3 (whispers): it’s kind of a stupid appearsance tbh

Box 4:

V (OOC): and this game is pre-skyrim

V: Vivec sure is trusting

V: hey outlander I’ve known you a week

V: I believe in you enough

V: to let you use the thing that poisoned me

V: again

Box 5:

TB3: do you suppose his legs ever cramp from being bent like that all the time]

#the salt of vivec #vedis the peculiar #fellow hunter #eso #elder scrolls online #vivec #such salt #the bouncy ball bandit

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When the guard is all, “halt criminal scum!”

We’re out here like, “what? where?”

[img: Khajiit woman gazes intently at wall without respecting its personal bubble, hand above her eyes as if searching for something. Around her appears the text:

This wall ... looks suspicious]

#eso #elder scrolls online #pathfinding fail #khajiit #halt criminal scum #repost

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I’m BACK

[img: Ballsy bosmer stands with lute among back dancers- uh, armored khajiit, who are only unintentionally striking sassy poses around her as they shoot arrows and fend off the oncoming attack. Beneath this magnificent formation are the words:

it’s Vedis, b*tch]

#swearing #uncensored swearing in image oh no #oh no oh no #Vedis the Peculiar #bards #eso #elder scrolls online #bosmer #lute through battle #fight me #repost probably

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Yeeting your problems away is a valid solution for the physically advantaged!

[img: Altmer lady in post-throw position in foreground, lower right. Crumpled body, mid-left, on ground. Flying body, upper left, in air. Beside the lady is the noble text reading: YEET]

#altmer #eso #elder scrolls online #yeet #yeet your problems into the void #unconventional tactics #repost probably

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If you can manage it, attacking with the element of surprise on your side lends itself well to surviving!

[img: Terrible bosmer Vedis the Peculiar stands with hand extended in a ready position behind an innocent fisherwoman on the edge of a stone dock. Her status is “HIDDEN” and she whispers: kame...hame...hhhhhh]

#Vedis the Peculiar #the element of surprise #eso #elder scrolls online #bosmer

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It’s not an adventure if you don’t come across a moral quandary or two!

[img: Strangler vine has bystander captured with some gnarly briars. Vedis’s bow is aimed, but not fired.

Upper left text: I’m just out here

Upper right: being free

Mid left: Trying to keep the Green Pact

Mid right: alive in me

Lower left: f*ck]

#swearing #uncensored bad word in image #oh no #oh no oh no #vedis the peculiar #bosmer #green pact #the green pact #moral quandary #eso #elder scrolls online #repost

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Try to find a diplomatic solution, when you can! Music tames the wild beast!

[img: Two fighters swing viciously at one another with sharp, pointy swords. Vedis the Peculiar stands slightly away and behind, uselessly playing a lute and singing the familiar words: “Imagine all the people living life in peeeeeeeaace”

Winnie looks on in exasperation]

#Vedis the Peculiar #bards #eso #elder scrolls online #bosmer #Winnie the Familiar

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Vedis calls this set of images: Razum-dar enthusiastically discusses the weather with reluctant Psijic mage.

Image description under cut!

[Img 1: Raz, left, raises a hand excitedly to the sky, as Psijic mage, far right, trails him, hands behind her back.

Img 2: Psijic mage, left foreground, extends a hand hopelessly in a silent attempt to politely interrupt Raz, right background, walking away as he splays his fingers wide ahead of him, unseeing in his rave about the weather conditions here

Img 3: Raz, left foreground, pauses to collect his thoughts, staring assessingly at the clouds on the horizon; Psijic mage, right background, sighs with head tilted slightly away from Raz, hands behind her back in resignation]

#Razum-dar #psijic order #let's talk about the weather #eso #elder scrolls online #Vedis the Peculiar spectates

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It’s always the right decision to do a spirit quest suggested to you by the babbling old bosmer under the singing stone of madness!

[img: Bozo bosmer Vedis the Peculiar clutches her gut as the world blurs, summoning from the abyss the words: oh shit]

#Vedis the Peculiar #drugs for fun and profit #eso #elder scrolls online #it's not a spirit quest if you don't get a hangover #bosmer

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Sometimes you just have to face the music!

[img: Salty dunmer Naryu addresses Dolvara (offscreen) with a sick burn: “You aren’t clever or pretty enough to avoid what’s about to happen, Dolvara.”]

#eso #elder scrolls online #Naryu #Naryu Virian #sick burn brah #spoilers #I guess #I mean #maybe #dunmer

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Be open to new experiences! You never know where life will lead you!

Even if it’s usually to the land of instant regret!

[img: Gullible bosmer Vedis the Peculiar clutches her head as a glowing purple aura appears around it, along with the repeated words “live frog.” Two frogs look on in disapproval, upper right background. Below unnecessary, amateur censor bars, there is dialogue.

Vedis the Peculiar says: oooo

Vedis the Peculiar says (enlarged text): I’m about to eat a live frog]

#Vedis the Peculiar #eso #elder scrolls online #this was an orc spirit quest I think #it's not a spirit quest if you don't get a hangover #bosmer #live frog #(echoes)

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Don’t let your dreams be dreams

[img: Bonkers bosmer Vedis the Peculiar jumps unflinchingly into bright, rainbow light that appears to be disintegrating and churning the ground beneath it into similarly rainbow shards of glass]

#eso #elder scrolls online #Vedis the Peculiar #just do it #bosmer #move towards the light