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void-daniella · 23 days
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Dione: Oriole taught me to think before I act
Dione: ...so if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
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void-daniella · 29 days
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Oriole: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Dione: It's Dione
Oriole: What did she do this time?
Dione: No, it's me, Dione. It's actually me.
Oriole: What did you do this time?
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void-daniella · 2 months
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Sirius: You're like an angel with no wings
Dione: So, like, a person
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void-daniella · 2 months
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Oriole: You shouldn't insult people bigger than you
Dione: Then I wouldn't get to insult anyone!
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void-daniella · 2 months
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Pandora: Is it still murder if I give them a heads up?
Dione: That's called a threat
Pandora: Damn
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void-daniella · 2 months
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Oriole: Living for a cause is braver than dying for one
Pandora: What if I die twice, does that count?
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void-daniella · 2 months
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Old Man in a village, side-eyeing Pandora: Do not trust the underworld folk. They have ears but do not listen. They have eyes but do not see. Worst of all, they lack hearts but still bleed
Oriole, unfazed: Sounds like my ex
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void-daniella · 2 months
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Oriole: Living for a cause is braver than dying for one
Pandora: What if I die twice, does that count?
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void-daniella · 2 months
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Pandora: Is it still murder if I give them a heads up?
Dione: That's called a threat
Pandora: Damn
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void-daniella · 2 months
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Dione: We'll stand together in life and in death
Oriole: Probably death
Dione:
Leva:
Evora:
Eyre:
Nysa:
Pandora: Death for sure
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void-daniella · 3 months
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Zakaria: Dammit, Sarah!
Sarah: What?! It wasn’t me!
Zakaria: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Yue!
Yue: Not me either.
Zakaria: Oh... then who set the house on fire?
Bart: *whistles*
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void-daniella · 3 months
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Sarah, to Wally: My life is in the hands of an idiot...
Wally, motioning to himself, Dick and Yue: No no no no no, THREE idiots!
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void-daniella · 4 months
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Zakaria: What do you think Sarah and Yue will do for a distraction?
Jupiter: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Jupiter: ... or they could do that.
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void-daniella · 4 months
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Stiles: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Vanessa: Alright.
Scott: What's the plan?
Lucy: This should be good.
Stiles: TraitorSayWhat?
Maris: Excuse me?
Stiles: What?
Vanessa:
Scott:
Lucy:
Maris:
Stiles: No wait—
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void-daniella · 5 months
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Sarah: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Zakaria: ...I did. I broke it.
Sarah: No. No you didn't. Yue?
Yue: Don't look at me. Look at your boyfriend.
Wally: What?! I didn't break it!
Yue: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Wally: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Yue: Suspicious.
Dick: Very suspicious.
Wally: No, it's not!
Spencer: If it matters, probably not, but Jupiter was the last one to use it.
Jupiter: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Spencer: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jupiter: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Spence!
Conner: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
Sarah: No, Conner, you didn't break it. Now who actually broke it!?
Everyone:
Yue: Sarah... Dick's been awfully quiet.
Dick: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Sarah, being interviewed with Zakaria sitting beside her: I broke it. I was getting some coffee and Zak teleported beside me using magic.
Zakaria: I scared her so bad she let out a canary scream and broke it. We decided to keep it a secret between ourselves.
Sarah: We predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Sarah:
Zakaria:
Sarah: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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void-daniella · 5 months
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Charlie: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it...
Lenore: Just rip the bandage off.
Charlie: It’s Damon.
Lenore: Put the bandage back on.
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void-daniella · 5 months
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Zakaria: the body shows clear signs that they were killed by belladona.
Sarah, Dick & Wally: the pornstar!?
Zakaria:
Yue:
Zakaria: the poison
Sarah: oh
Wally: oh
Dick: oh
Yue: idiots
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