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Margaret: are you kidding me? tony and i do not have pet names for each other

Elizabeth: oh really? do you know what bees make, margo?

Margaret: honey?

Tony, from across de room: yes, darling?

#incorrect the crown #incorrect royal quotes #the crown incorrect quotes #princess margaret #elizabeth ii #tonymargaret #yes i am a tonymargaret truther i cant help it #they’re so failmarriage coded #tony armstrong jones

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Elizabeth: What's wrong with you guys!

Margaret: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and now its gone!

Elizabeth: Margo, there's people that are dying.

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Persephone: it’s cold

Hades: *takes off his jacket* here darling

Persephone: i love you.

Hera: i’m cold too

Zeus: well, damn, hera! i can’t control the weather

Hera: ACTUALLY YOU CAN

#lmao #source: that 70’s show #zeus x hera #hades x persephone #incorrect greek gods #greek gods #zeus #hera #hades #persephone #WELL DAMN JACKIE

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You are a bloody idiot.

I am.

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Tom: this is my ex-girlfriend, Siobhan

Shiv: you need to stop introducing me like that

Shiv: hi, i’m his wife

#succession #tomshiv #tom wambsgans #shiv roy #source: brooklyn nine nine #this happened i was there #this is so ​post s1 tom coded #incorrect tomshiv #incorrect succession

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Couldn’t have done it without you.

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ok so i have this meyerjames hc that i cant chill about:

after tom read selina's book (we all know he definetely did) he felt really sorry for her about the whole chicklet storyline (6x05), so, when they started dating after s7 (they definetely did) he bought her a horse and named it chicklet. she was so surprised she didnt even knew how to react bc no one besides gary had ever been so thoughful towards her, but she was really happy <3

#veep #selinameyer #tomjames #meyerjames #selina x tom #tomselina #im sooo delulu #and i love them sm #and also the chicklet storyline my poor baby

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Instagram AU + Selina/Tom

Requested By: Anon(s)

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pretty ladies thinking pretty thoughts (or some excuse for me to draw some 5x07 doodles of my girls)

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Hera, when Zeus wakes up and the Trojans are now losing: Good morning star shine! The earth says hello!

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She knew you were you.

CASINO ROYALE (2006) dir. Martin Campbell

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Tess: Danny and I are having a baby.

Linus: That's gre-

Danny, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Ocean's Eleven

Dir. Steven Soderbergh

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i desperately need some margotXsebastian fics to read at 3am during my daily mental breakdown 😭

#first kill #margot x sebastian #margot fairmont #sebastian fairmont #im obssesed with them bye #ao3 #fanfiction #yes i am a certified ao3 rat #btw we need a ship name

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Sebastian: i wasn’t even that drunk last night

Elinor: you flirted with mom

Sebastian: so? she’s my wife

Elinor: you asked if she was single and then started crying when she said no

Margot: in his defense i thought it was very sweet.

#sebastian fairmont #margot fairmont #elinor fairmont #first kill #i love sebastian sm hes such a malewife #margot X sebastian #source: tumblr #vampire parents

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Yeah, I guess I’m, um… I’m going through some changes.

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Zeus: what if i told you i had a mistress?

Hera: i’d pray for her.