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wanna-able · 1 year
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Minhyun: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone
Jaehwan: Mine just says, "Jaehwan no."
Minhyun: I want you to apply it to every possible situation
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Seongwu: Why is Jaehwan crying?
Woojin: He said the only food that can make you cry is an onion.
Seongwu: ...and?
Woojin: I threw a watermelon at him.
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Jihoon: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Daehwi: I think—
Daniel: 72 hours.
Seongwu: How do you kn—
Daniel: There's a clown behind you.
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Computer: choose a password
Daniel: HaSungwoon
Computer: your password is too short
Daniel: I know but please don't tell him... he’ll get mad
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Woojin: I'm the most responsible in the group.
Minhyun: You've literally just set the dorm on fire.
Woojin: I know, and I take full responsibility for it.
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Interviewer: How many kids do you have?
Jisung: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Daehwi: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one.
Jinyoung: *Grabbing dagger*
Jinyoung: Manslaughter it is
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Jisung: You need to eat healthy.
Jaehwan: No
Jisung: The last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
Jaehwan: Oh
Jisung: In a plane crash.
Jaehwan: That sounds unrelated?
Jisung: I was the one who crashed it, do not disobey me
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Minhyun: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together
Jaehwan: *swallowing the key* Truly unfortunate
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Woojin: We should get married.
Jihoon: We’ve been dating for less than a year.
Woojin: I know and I think I’ve shown incredible restraint for waiting this long.
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Daehwi: How do you ask a person out?
Jinyoung: Simple: You open the door and say “Get out you’re bothering me”
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Minhyun: Jaehwan is the kind of person I hate, except I’m in love with him.
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Guanlin: Who is the biggest troublemaker in Wanna One?
Daniel: ...I don't know.
Woojin: I don't think there's a troublemaker in Wanna One.
Daniel: *nods*
[Later]
Guanlin: Minhyun, who is the biggest troublemaker in Wanna One?
Minhyun: Daniel and Woojin.
Guanlin: *raising an eyebrow* They didn't answer.
Minhyun: They didn't? ...That's because it's them.
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Woojin: Sungwoon, Jihoon and I are having a baby.
Sungwoon: That's gre-
Woojin, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Jihoon: I'm not even sure if Woojin likes me.
Jisung: What do you mean? Woojin would throw himself in front of a moving car for YOU!
Jihoon: No. Woojin would throw himself in front of a moving car for FUN.
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Jihoon: who else here thought Guanlin was my boyfriend?
Jihoon: Guanlin, put your hand down.
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wanna-able · 1 year
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Jinyoung: Jisung I'm scared, I think there's a monster under my bed.
Jisung: Don't be silly there's no such thing as mon- OH MY GOD ITS BITING MY ARM OFF! Just kidding, he only eats kids, good night.
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