james: i love it when you speak french
regulus: voulez vous coucher avec moi?? ce soir??
james: what's that mean
regulus: don't worry about it
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Arjun: you call yourself soul mate, but where were you when my meme had only 4 likes?
Krishna: making four accounts, bro
Arjun, tearing up: bro-
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James: What’re your pronouns?
Asset: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060 Intel Core i5-10400F CPU 16.0 GB RAM
James: There’s no way you run on an i5
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CC: Did someone break your ) (eart again?
CA: no
CA: wwhy
CC: Like, you literally s) (aved your ) (ead, blanked out your soshoal medias and started ) (itting the gym.
CC: Is everyfin okay?
CA: holy shit these are all hilarious reasons
CA: lemme give reasons for all of them
CA: shaved my head cuz i wwatched breakin bad-
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Sanji: I'm a big a boy I can handle myself. But if I get lonely I'ma need your help. Pay atenttion to me I don't talk for my health.
Ace *winks: I want you on my team. It's you that I want.
Sanji:I'm all alone your all I want.
Luffy: HE'S MY CHEF!
Zoro: Luf, this isn't about food. Let's go.
*Luffy leaves with a death glare while holding Zoro's hand*
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Aziraphale: ...and this is Crowley. He looks tough, but has a soft heart.
Crowley: Slander! Take it back!
Aziraphale: Dear, you were crying over Bohemian Rhapsody yesterday.
Crowley: ...Listen, it's not my fault that--
Master post here
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MC: Mephi and I are no longer dating.
Mephisto: MC that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married
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nami: hey usopp, real quick could you help me draft a message to this guy who thinks their partner is cheating on them with me?
usopp: sure! try: "Hi! I see what you're getting at and I assure you that nothing romantic has ever happened between me and them. If there's more that you'd like to clarify, please talk to them instead. This seems like a personal matter that should be settled between the two of you."
nami: hm... hey, sanji?
sanji: on it
sanji: hey fucker, ur partner ugly as shit and idgaf abt their relationship status. hope this helps! - nami 🖕
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I feel like I see a lot of more introvert-focused posts which makes sense but like. Extrovert relatables. You know when you strike up a conversation with someone and they give you single word responses? When you ask someone their thoughts and they give you a tiny blip? Trying to match people where they're at and they give you nothing? Doing THE MOST to keep up a conversation and they seem to be doing the most to make it die?
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