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It was a long trip to go back home

#asmo would 100% post this #also yes the boys #the twins have the best brother relationship #obey me nightbringer #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me shall we date

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A Moment of Romance

#cuteeee #:') #it's me i am in the back fr fr #obey me fanart #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me beelzebub

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OMG YOU'RE SO LUCKY I GOT TWO OF THE SAME SATAN CARD WHICH I ALREADY HAD SO NOW I HAVE THREE!!!

I got him from free pull!!

#😭😭 #whyyyy #like i love satan but my god give me a new card :((( #obey me nightbringer #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan

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Buddy is this even armor if your whole abdomen is exposed? I think not

#it's so MC can place their hands on his waist #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me Beelzebub

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1. Beel washes his hair with eight-in-one "shampoo." It's horrendous.

2. He has eaten more than one pillow in his sleep.

3. The type to do random pushups in the middle of the night next to his bed if he can't sleep.

4. Cartwheels his way towards Mammon when he wants to freak him out.

5. Once got a tongue piercing but accidentally swallowed it, so he didn't get another one.

6. Used to swallow after brushing his teeth instead of spitting it out. Asmo forced him to quit it.

7. "I wonder what I taste like..."

8. Probably wears socks in crocs.

9. Keeps pronouncing Solomon as "So-LOW-mon"

10. Probably has sticky fingers because he can't keep washing his hands after every single meal he devours.

11. Tried to grow his hair out but began chewing on his strands of hair. He once tore a huge lock of hair off of his head, giving him a temporary bald spot. Needless to say he keeps it short now.

12. Chews on pencils and erasers. Ends up eating them. They don't taste very good.

13. Swallows cherry seeds, chewing gum, and eats paper straws.

14. Can't whistle and doesn't understand how to blow a bubble.

15. Finishes all of the popcorn before the movie even started.

16. Tests cologne by tasting them instead of smelling them.

Give me random cursed Beel headcanons

#that's all for now lol #some of these are more cute than cursed but aye so is he #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me beelzebub #obey me headcanons

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*Reposting* Beaststars season 3 is on the way~

#the boy ever #obey me #obey me beelzebub

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what part of “killing children and kidnapping children and raping women is wrong” do Palestinians not understand?

Tell me again how it's Palestinians committing mass murder against children? Tell me again how it's Palestinians violating women?

#free palestine #free gaza #tw rape #trigger warning rape #tw kidnapping #trigger warning kidnapping

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Big

Daddy

Sucky

Milkers

yeah baby i love BDSM

b - being

d - delivered

s - several

m - money

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What about this one: (:

be careful if I ever look at you like this!

>:3

watch out!!

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#i hate how my parents named me #people call me nicknames becaise they either #1. STILL don't know how to spell my name #2. don't feel like writing it all out #it bugs me a little bit but people spell/say it wrong SO OFTEN that i rarely say anyrhing anymore

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I mean, we all knew, but thanks for admitting that you wanna surpress freedom of speech and the spread of information?

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"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same

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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

#i'm gonna celebrate my birthday in 4 days :) #with my friends #we're going to a theme park #can't wait!

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