whumpingandsmilinglikeanidiot

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Talented but arrogant,

perfect and a show-off,

dominates the stage every time they show up.

is one my favorite kind of whumpees ever; when something went wrong a long, long time ago and they've been trying to hide it.

All the subtle cues that something is wrong - disappearing randomly for a few minutes, strange responses to everyday things, bruises appearing out of nowhere, >>>>things they always did that looked like childish swagger but actually it was for different reasons<<<<

There whumpee stays nonchalant and sticks their chin high up in the air while important things are given up, they're worn and tired, and the insides of their life turns into an absolute mess, yet things just keep getting worse and worse

And everything slowly swings out of control and whumpee is desperately trying to pull themselves back together and despite caretaker begging them to let it go - arrogant, stubborn whumpee refuses

So when everything finally falls apart in the worst way possible - when they faint in the middle of their job performance, when they crack and start shouting, when they're caught coughing blood on national TV, when voice recordings of their torment get sent to their family and friends

my god it's perfect

#the gap!! #the gap is the point #the gap between what whumpee shows and what whumpee is going through #and the gap between whumpee's usual attitude and their tired vulnerable scared face that doesn't doesn't doesn't belong to *that* face #and the gap between when one looks at whumpee before and after they figure out the facade - were their shoulders always that low? didn't the #y smile a lot more? #beauty #beautiful #whump #whumpee #whump prompts #whump idea #whump prompt #whump ideas #caretaker #whump trope #whump tropes #emotional whump #psychological whump #the curse of talent

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*deep inhale*

S P A C E W H U M P

spaceships crashing. aliens that aren’t exactly friendly. problems with nuclear reactors. exposure to the elements. all the good shit.

#whump #whump prompts #whump idea #space whump #whump settings #scifi #scifi whump

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you know, broken promises are another one of my favorite tropes

Whumpee's been laid out with a hell of a fever, obvious in their flushed cheeks and sweat-soaked hair. Their eyes flutter as they glance around, glassy and almost unseeing. "Caretaker?"

"I'm here, buddy," Caretaker responds, reaching up to run a hand through their hair. "What do you need?"

"Can- can you stay with me?" Whumpee whispers, "You don't have to, I just..." Their voice breaks, eyes filling with tears. "I don't wanna be alone..."

Disreguarding the sound of his own heart shattering, Caretaker murmurs, "I'm not going anywhere, Whumpee. I promise."

#whump #whumpee #whump prompts #caretaker #recovery whump #sick and delirious

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thinking about whump with a side of 1600s accusations of witchcraft. think about what a paranoid village would do when they find out, like, “omg, she has red hair!” or “(le gasp) he’s left-handed!” or “holy hecking heck, she has a birthmark!”

like even before the accused is officially arrested, they’d probably get slapped around by angry farmers

why am i thinking about this, you ask? new york is having a total solar eclipse and an earthquake within a week. 400 years ago this would’ve been a great opportunity to accuse your annoying neighbor of witchcraft

#historical whump #17C #witch hunt #whump #whump prompts

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I HAVE REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE

I DO NOT CARE

TO ME EVERY SINGLE WORD ABOVE IS A PROMPT

*banging fists on the table* HISTORICAL WHUMP

i don’t care when it takes place! victorian england? 1920s america? medieval france? pre-columbian mexico? hell, even classical persia??? even something as recently as the 80s is enough for me

and yknow what would make it even better? time travel, my beloved <3

anyways im gonna go back into my “post nothing and make everyone think im dead” state

#historical whump #historical whump historical whump #historical whump historical whump historical whump #love love love #this will feed me tonight #old timey whump #whump #whump prompts

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More Whumper Lines

In honor of my first Whumper lines post getting over 1,000 notes, here’s some more! And in some fun categories!

Tag me if you end up using any!

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Playful/Cheery/Lighthearted

1. “Aw, that was cute. I almost felt that excuse for a punch. Why don’t you try again?”

2. “My favorite part is right before you lose consciousness.”

3. “Caretaker, you know how to do stitches, right? No? Oh well.”

4. “Hm. Your blood’s darker than the last one’s was.”

5. “Sounds like Whumpee’s having fun in there…would you like to go join them?”

Dark/Violent/Rough

1. “Get the fuck over here or I’m dragging you.”

2. “Look at me. Look at me while I hurt you.”

3. “Nothing you say is going to stop me. I have a job to do, and I don’t give a shit how it happens.”

4. “Don’t you get it? I’m not being careful. I want this to hurt you.”

5. “Stay still, you motherf—Stay STILL!”

Creepy/Intimate

1. “Come on, scream like you mean it…there we go. Much better.”

2. “It’s so cute when you fumble with your keys everyday when you come home.”

3. “Your pretty little screams are only for me to hear, understand?”

4. “It’s a shock to me that you’ve never considered modeling. I mean…red just looks so good on you.”

5. “Ah, you remember this scar, don’t you? The day we met…god, what I’d give to break you like that again.”

Reluctant/Hesitant

1. “Look, I’m—I’m sorry, I just need to get this over-with. Bite on this.”

2. “They’ll check for bruises. I have to.”

3. “I’m sorry, boss, I’ve…I’ve never done this before. I-I’m trying.”

4. “Don’t look at me like that when the others are here. Please. They’ll know I’m faking it.”

5. “I’m sorry, I had to say it—you know that’s not how I actually think of you, right?”

#whump #whumper #whump prompts #dialouge prompts #intimate whumper #reluctant whumpet

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That specific whump trope where the person who's Been Through Shit™ is now safe, but Comfort™ and Safety™ is so outside of their comprehension that they assume they're expected to pay for it somehow. Money, acts of service, sex, as fucked up as you want it, really. It's one of my favouriteee tropes. It hits me like an ice pick through the heart every time. I think I just love the reassurance they get that Safety™ and Comfort™ is a basic thing they deserve, not a privilege to be earned. And that the people they're with are trustworthy and good and genuine.

*kicks feet excitedly*

#aaah beauty #whump prompts #whump #whumpee #caretaker #rescued whumpee #recovery whump #conditioned whumpee

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Helpless caretakers are on my mind today

A helpless caretaker who knows so well what kind of hell Whumpee is going through right now, and can't ever seem to fall asleep.

A helpless caretaker who can reach Whumpee whenever they want to, can hold them and comfort them and say sorry all they want, but know that even trying to actually pull Whumpee out of the torture would result worse off for the both of them.

A helpless caretaker who can't let Whumpee know that they're on their side.

A helpless caretaker who doesn't know what's the right thing to do.

A helpless caretaker who's on the brink of becoming the reluctant whumper.

A helpless caretaker who has to run off mid-sentence and cry in a bathroom stall.

#whump #whumpee #caretaker #bad caretaker #helpless caretaker #whump prompts #whump idea #whump prompt #whump ideas #reluctant whumper #whump tropes #whump trope

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The Rare Bookseller and the Vampire Auction: Masterlist

The story of Oliver, a seller of rare books who is kidnapped and sold at a high-end auction for vampires to purchase thralls.

18+. Contains vampires, mind control, hypnotic inductions, captivity / gilded cage, blood drinking, abuse, violence, torture, Stockholm syndrome, slavery / human auction, psychological whump.

1. Alexander's Warning

2. Oliver's Kidnapping

3. Oliver's Car Ride

4. Oliver's Exam

5. Oliver's Shower

6. Oliver's Cell

7. Oliver's Neighbors

8. Joe's Story

9. Oliver's Anticipation

10. Oliver's Conditioning

11. Emily's Despair

12. Oliver's Grade

13. Oliver's Fears

14. Lily's Hard Work

15. Emily's Last Meal

16. Emily's Defiance

17. Oliver's Long Shot

18. Oliver's Fancy Dress

19. Oliver's Price Tag

20. Alexander's Temptation

21. Jameson's Threat

22. Oliver's Auction

23. Alexander's Purchase

24. Alexander's Troubles

25. Fitz's Magic Show

26. Lily's Favorite Thrall

27. Oliver's Delivery

28. Fitz's Capture

29. Oliver's Welcome

30. Alexander's Rules

31. Fitz's Showtime

32. Oliver's New Life

33. Alexander's Feeding

34. Fitz's Curtain Call

35. Oliver's Walk

36. Alexander's Desire

37. Alexander's Housekeeper

38. Alexander's Sire

39. Fitz's Rose

40. The Maestro's Mark

41. Alexander's Mark

42. Fitz's Cold Comfort

43. Katherine's Advice

44. Alexander's Vain Hope

45. Fitz's Reflection

46. Oliver's Ballet

47. The Maestro's Diversion

48. Fitz's Charms

AUs and Extra Material

Fitz's Volunteer Part One Part Two

Oliver's Songbird AU Part One Part Two

Alexander's Sweet Dream AU Part One Part Two Part Three

Fitz: Sleepy Fitz || Fitz in the Snow || Fitz's Waking Nightmare

Roger: Fitz's Alarm Clock

Emily: Emily's Crayons

Jameson: Jameson's Insult

Riana (Fanfiction): Riana's Determination

Auction House Worldbuilding

Picrews: Oliver || Alexander & Lily || Fitz || Emily

Hunting Dog

A side story about a vampire hunter captured and turned into an obedient hunting dog.

Lowell's Mistake

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#save #the rare bookseller #whump writing #vampire whumpee #whump

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I’m just thinking about a vampire hunter who lost their arm. They replace it with a prosthetic one made out of silver. Imagining the pain when they grab a vampire, or pin them down by their neck while their skin burns under the silver and there’s nothing they can do because it hurts so much. Fingers desperately trying to find something other than the arm to grab onto to try and pry them off.

#fantasy whump #whump #whump idea #whump prompts #character design #vampire whump #vampire whumpee #vampire hunter whumper #whumper #whumpee

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characters who have had their individuality suppressed finally learning to express themselves. 😭

#yes yes yes ye syes yes #whump #totalitarian whump #dystopian whump #human weapon whump #human weapon whumpee #recovery whump #whumpee #individuality

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Whumper grabs whumpee tightly and sharply by their collar and pulls them close, face to face.

They brush their fingers over whumpee's face lovingly and watch the fear and uncertainty in their eyes as whumpee wonders what whumper is going to do.

And for just a moment whumper wonders. They wonder if they are too harsh on whumpee. They wonder if there is still a chance for them to have a normal, real relationship with them. If there was ever a chance.

But oh, how they love to see whumpee hurting. Oh how they love to hear them scream.

The moment passes.

#whump #whump idea #whump prompts #whumper #whumpee #intimate whumper

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haa

And then I misunderstood your post as x being a very gruesome and sick thing to do to another person

and Whumpee due to circumstances has normalized x as something people sometimes do to each other but Whumper forbids them from doing it because what the fuck whumpee

but Whumper A is actually oh fuck fine whatever

You and I are superheroes of seeing what we love in everything I guess lol

And now we have three amazing prompts :D

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SO I SAW YOUR POST ABT whumper being a conditioned whumpee to another whumper and I first misread it as "whumper A's whumpee is a conditioned whumpee to another whumper"

and my brain went like, Whumper A has common sense, while whumpee is like:

"you..you allow me to do x? They would never let me do that.." while x is a very common and normal thing that everyone has the rights to do and

whumper A is like: "whom the FUCK-"

yeah I think my brain has a superpower of turning whumpers to caretakers.

#someone!!!!!!! #talked to me!!!!!!! #aaaaaaaaaaa #psychological whump #whump #whumpee #whump prompts #whumper #whump idea #multiple whumpers #whumper turned caretaker

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PSA CAN’T BELIEVE I’M POSTING THIS. STOP AI.

The first image is a prompt I posted on my prompt blog LAST YEAR.

The second image is from an application called c.ai. On MY post, a viewer commented, telling people that there’s a character with this very dialogue.

Mind you, NO ONE ASKED ME FOR PERMISSION. Though it wasn’t stolen word for word, this is very obviously taken from my prompt which I took the time to write and publish. This is MY writing, and though I share it publicly, that does not give anyone the right to make money off of it. I did NOT CONSENT TO MY PROMPT BEING USED IN AI.

I honestly am not even sure what action to take but please please please bring attention to this and reblog. We need to end AI and the act of stealing artists’ work. I can’t believe this.

#bullsh #now come on #not whump #ai

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Living Weapon Whumpee: Caretaking Prompts

Caretaker massaging Living Weapon's stiff muscles that have never had such treatment before. Living Weapon wincing, hissing between their teeth, but relaxing to Caretaker's working touch.

Sick Living Weapon worked themselves too hard, and promptly collapsed. They've woken up in bed, something they can't even remember they last time they've slept on.

Caretaker played a bit of dress up with Living Weapon, finally managing to get them in civilian clothing. They spun the mirror around for Living Weapon. Now they're frantically trying to sop up the tears sliding down Living Weapon's face.

Caretaker needing to frantically ask Living Weapon questions, because they'll never request anything for themselves. "Does this hurt?" "Do you need painkillers?" "Is this too tight?"

Living Weapon has grown frightened of Caretaker due to their gentleness, fearing it because it's something they are not used to. Caretaker is trying to teach them that they deserve to be treated gently.

Caretaker walked in to check on Living Weapon today, only to find them having a reaction based from their "training". Now Caretaker is looming over them, their hand placed on Living Weapon's back, trying to stir their friend to return to them.

Medic Caretaker has brought in soldiers, and civilians alike into their care. They happened to take in one Living Weapon too. As everyone has healed up and returned, no one has come by to claim the Living Weapon. Now Caretaker is in charge of them, until they can find where they belong.

"Where am I?", Living Weapon asked. They took quite the hit to the head, and have been incredibly disoriented. Caretaker doesn't have the heart to tell them where they are, and better yet what they are.

Caretaker took in more than one Living Weapon. They've been watching the multiple whumpees recover and develop drastically differently. They weren't expecting to have to break up fights, but it's made for the perfect lecture time while they add gauze to broken skin.

A Living Weapon far worse for ware then what Caretaker is used to seeing showed up in their care. While helping Living Weapon walk, they look up to the supposedly unexpressive face scrunched up in a look on the verge of tears.

Caretaker and Living Weapon walking out of the bathroom covered in excessive amounts of soap, because Living Weapon assumed Caretaker was trying to "drown" them in this action called "bathing"

Living Weapon slowly unveiling their injuries that are no big deal according to them. Watching Caretaker wrap bandages around their arms, and apply solvents to puffy looking wounds. They think they're starting to understand.

#living weapon whumpee #living weapon whump #<<is slowly becoming one of my favorites #whump #whumpee #caretaker #whump prompts #rescued whumpee

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kidnapping via the trunk is well n good, but I love the peril of the character being seen within the car :^D This was gonna be part of the 31 Days of Kink, but I never got around to it! 

I guess Lance can be caught by mafia or s/t idk _(:,D I just wanted to draw “kidnapping” + “car bondage” w/ a sprinkle of “struggle”

#whump #whump art #whumpee #restraints

[whumpingandsmilinglikeanidiot]

*bangs fist on table*

YES

*banging fists on the table* HISTORICAL WHUMP

i don’t care when it takes place! victorian england? 1920s america? medieval france? pre-columbian mexico? hell, even classical persia??? even something as recently as the 80s is enough for me

and yknow what would make it even better? time travel, my beloved <3

anyways im gonna go back into my “post nothing and make everyone think im dead” state

#whump #historical whump #whump prompts