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I love how converse sound like heels on some surfaces like. You thought I was Sexy Women ™ but no, tis only I, the local Queer.

#shitpost #asexual #aromanitc #queer #stable woman baited #life is strange #converse #memes #acespec #ace #hardwood flooring #strange thoughts

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i think i look better without my glasses on because i can’t fucking see myself.

#shitpost #asexual #aromanitc #memes #glasses #beauty #blindness

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nvm it was a panic attack

Does anyone else procrastinate for hours then when you finally actually do the things your brain enters hyper productive mode and you just can’t stop doing things because goddamn productivity feels great or am I just weird?

#anxiety #actually mentally ill #shitpost #fuck this #screw productivity

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Does anyone else procrastinate for hours then when you finally actually do the things your brain enters hyper productive mode and you just can’t stop doing things because goddamn productivity feels great or am I just weird?

#shitpost #homework #productivityboost #I’m moving at super sonic speeds #nothing can stop me #I just knocked out 5 assignment on 2 hours #I’m not even on caffeine #life is strange

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Nothing says bonding like looking for a new job with your boss while at work.

#shitpost #someone hire me please #money #i need money #work suck #retail #sitting on the counter like a couple of bestiesssss #oh shit a dude walked in

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Fuck you *asexualizes your favorite sexy fictional character*

#shitpost #asexual #aromanitc #acespec #ace #memes #queer

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I wish that instead of fireworks, everyone would shut all their lights off for 24 hours so that way at night there isn’t any light pollution and we could see the pure sky.

#happy new year #new year #2024 #milky way #space #stars #shitpost #is the new asexual thing to want to see more of space? #i just want to see the stars more clearly #someone get me a genie

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I can’t believe the theme for fma is “maybe the real philosophers stone was the friends we made along the way”

Also I’m still not over greeds death I’m so upset.

#shitpost #fma brotherhood #edward elric #alphonse elric #roy mustang #riza hawkeye #ling yao #greeling #greed fma

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can us immortal aces buy a giant Dracula style castle and haunt the allos with tales of garlic bread, dragon loving, and arson committing?

I've heard that dying a virgin is considered sad / pathetic so taking that into account I have decided to not die

#ace #asexual #acespec #btw there is nothing wrong with dying a virgin #whether you're asexual or not #shitpost #aromanitc #dracula #garlic bread #god i love dragons #and arson #i wonder if those are connected

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LITERALLY!!! If there is one thing that I got from sb it’s that Mori has manipulated Chuuya so severely that he can’t tell the difference between the people who genuinely care about him and the people who want to use him for his ability. I feel it also made Dazais actions to leave Chuuya when he left the PM clearer because Chuuya doesn’t know he’s unhappy and would have refused to go if Dazai did offer and it just shows how deep into that hole he’s fallen.

Chuuya isn’t happy, he’s stuck.

How the fuck do you look at stormbringer and think Chuuya is super duper ultra happy in the mafia?

#<- bro literally cannot leave the mafia #he is a government weapon and his friends were being held hostage when he was 16 #yes he has luxury and freedom but lets not act like most people in the mafia aren't there cause they chose to be there #bsd #chuuya nakahara #bsd double black

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Everytime Dazai steps on a Redbug he sends a eulogy to the mafia about how he accidentally killed Chuuya by stepping on him. This has been going on for the entire time they were in the mafia and has started again since he came out of hiding.

#soukoku #shitpost #bsd #bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #bsd double black #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bungo stray dogs

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Them: It's been months... Are you finally going to stop obsessing over Good Omens and be a normal person now?

Me:

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #good omemes #anthony j crowley #good omens brainrot is chronic it turns out #give me season 3 or give me death #good omens memes #good omens brainrot

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Why is the world “laugh” spelled that way.

#shitpost #life is strange #shower thoughts #the english language #english is weird #i’ve been thinking about this all day #why is it spelled like that #i’m done #im done with this shit

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An FBI Agent goes undercover in a cult only to realise that all the members are undercover agents from different branches

#writers #writers on tumblr #writing prompts #writeblr #shitpost #writing inspiration

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I mean they're not wrong

i cannot with this man

sobbing

#Kunikida HAS been dis-armed #ada #bungou stray dogs #kunikida doppo #armed detective agency #bsd season 5 #bsd #so foul for that

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Mike Dirnt is THE gender

Yeah there are three genders. Aromantic, Asexual and American Idiot. (The fourth secret gender is Mike Dirnt)

#shitpost #mike dirnt #I have no idea how Mike Dirnt is #I just thought it was funny idfk #gender #gender stuff #aromanitc #asexual #aro/ace

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Nina called Maggie Angel because she heard Crowley constantly calling Aziraphale that and thought it was a cute pet name and decided to copy it, in the essay I will-

#shitpost #good omens season 2 #aziraphale x crowley #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #gomens #Season 3 i am eagerly awaiting your arrival #I will personally fund writers so the writers strike can end and we can get a season 3 #I was emotionally scarred