staneveryonebutluther

[staneveryonebutluther]

(group chat)

klaus: hello my darling friends guess who just got ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* stabbed *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

allison: you got stabbed????

klaus: yeah the doctor says it was ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* almost fatal *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

diego: PICK UP MY CALLS???

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diego: okay, that's enough! no more talking about dave!

klaus: but you told me to get it out of my system

diego: i had no idea how much you had in your system!

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klaus: i got kicked out of an all you can eat pizza buffet

ben: why did you get kicked out?

klaus: i touched the rat

ben: what rat?

klaus: chunky cheese

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[in court]

klaus: [whispers to lawyer]

lawyer: this has nothing to do with the case

klaus: just ask

lawyer: [sighs and looks at the judge] do you think he’s cute be honest

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the handler after rescuing five from the apocalypse: how the hell are you still alive

five: i refuse to die until things are better and that is a threat

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klaus: you've heard of an elf on the shelf, now get ready for

klaus, placing a pot on top of five's head: a thot in a pot

five:

five, standing up: get ready for a bitch in a ditch because that's where they're gonna find your body

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diego: i’m sorry for all the mean things i said to you

luther: and for punching me in the face, right?

diego: oh no you definitely deserved that

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dave: did you tell anyone we're dating?

klaus: yeah, dave, i have no self control and told everyone i could reach that we're dating

dave: okay, no need for sarcasm

klaus: no, i'm serious, i have no self control and i told everyone we're dating

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allison: truth or dare

five: truth

allison: how many hours have you slept this week?

five: dare

allison: go to sleep

five: i don’t like this game

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reginald: you’re grounded!

diego & five: this is transphobia

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ben: you have 69 open wounds on your torso.

klaus:

klaus, actively bleeding to death: nice.

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five: *cracks knuckles*

luther: is that supposed to intimidate me?

five: *fingers light up like glow sticks*

luther:

klaus: ˢ ᴾ ᵒ ᴼ ᵏ ʸ

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vanya: drank too much respect woman juice. now i’m a lesbian!

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klaus, stealing reginalds amazon prime password to rewatch b99 for the 284857th time: ᴬᵐᵃᶻᵒⁿ ᶜʳᶦᵐᵉ

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klaus, levitating 6 inches off the ground: mom told me ta tell you that dinners ready

ben, turning his head around 180°: what’d she make?

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klaus: i’m about as heterosexual as my spine is straight

dave: don’t you have scoliosis?

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