#& everyone. else etc etc

[frownyalfred]

I love the headcanon that none of the Bats are supers, but over time? Gotham is slowly messing them up, one by one.

Bruce smiles at Clark one day in the Cave, and his eyes reflect the light back like a wolf's

Jason suddenly has tiny fangs, but nobody has the nerve to mention it

Alfred literally doesn't die

Dick can jump higher and faster than ever before, but barely notices it

Tim is awake for three days straight and doesn't blink

They're all subtly, but noticeably different. Gotham-blessed, or cursed, or something in between.

#etc etc #sorry i'm on the treadmill again #couldn't write out everyone else #add to this plz #where are the other posts about this idea i know there were some #batman #bruce wayne #dc #batfamily #jason todd #batfam #dc comics #gotham

[wolvesandshine]

James: Did you just give me a sunflower

Regulus: Yes it’s your favourite

James: You remembered?

Regulus: Your voice is so annoying I couldn’t forget it if I tried

James *smiling widely*: I love it when you’re nice to me

#everyone else is just there going like????? #okay but regulus is actually a nice person #he just refuses to acknowledge it cause reputation #but he 1000% helps out confused juniors etc etc. #argue with the wall #regulus black #marauders era #marauders era funny #marauders era textpost #harry potter #jegulus #marauders #james potter #starchaser #sunseeker #dead gay wizards #sirius black

[mercymornsimpathizer]

tbh I think people deeply misunderstand the dynamic between harrow and ortus. imagine ur thirty years old working a minimum wage job and living in ur moms basement. ur manager is an overacheiving high schooler who knows the employee handbook by heart. like she will garnish ur wages if u don't upsell vigorously enough but also she needs a ride home because her learners permit says she's not allowed to drive past 8 pm. ortus nigenad is victim of the alienation of labor, send tweet.

#harrow nonagesimus #ortus nigenad #the locked tomb #etc etc etc #i think we all have a lot of sympathy for harrow bc she has truly gone thru hell #but also like. cmon guys. she also deliberately and conciously put everyone else thru hell and enjoyed it too #ortus simpathizer hours #also idk what has come over me but i have the nearly irressistable urge to write tbh as turburculosis h #get it cuz like tb #anyways.

[prima-donna-worm]

New Across The Spider-Verse images from the trailer release after party!

1. Jess Drew aka Spider-Woman 2. Pavitr Prabhakar aka Spider-Man India  3. Hobie Brown aka Spider-Punk (fun fact - Gwen’s new shoes in the trailer are formerly Hobie’s!) 4. Mayday Parker 5. Mumbhattan (based on 70s comics in India) 6. Gwen’s world (based on the gouache watercolor style of Gwen’s comics) 7. Nueva York 2099 (based on 70s and 80s Syd Mead drawings of the future)

#across the spiderverse #into the spiderverse #spiderverse #marvel #screaming crying throwing up etc how’s everyone else feeling #itsv

[lokittystuckinatree]

Out of every single relationship in the Whoniverse, whatever the Doctor and the Master have going on just hits different. Like a rock. I’m sure everyone feels this way about their fave Doctor ship, but my experience is that once you go Thoschei, you cannot go back. Given the narrative symmetry, character foiling, interwoven parallels, tragically dramatic irony, frustratingly unspeakable ambiguous romance that defies traditional ship canonization in the true chaotic spirit of Doctor Who, and a unique backstory setup that allows the characters to have history that other individuals cannot match, while fate (and the format of the show) pushes them together over and over again indefinitely, without hope of lasting reconnection lest the setup break, the Doctor and Master’s codependent anti-soulmate life or death partnership arguably cheapens every other pairing beyond comparison. Their tragedy never leaves you. (And keeps you up at night)

#everyone else is in a space opera or spy thriller and Thoschei are in a Greek tragedy #no thoughts only Thoschei #frey’s timey wimey whovian era #I’m really new here but FUCK they gobbled me brains like a flesh eating infection #Thoschei #doctor/master #doctor who #is Thoschei technically canon? yes. does it still feel like a fever dream? yes #if they ever kiss (romantically) again it will send the world into shock and frenzy #Twissy #spydoc #tensimm #etc.

[cryptcatz]

i seriously hate when someone is like “well xyx could be related to this mental illness or neurodivergence” and someone feels the need to come in like “well *I* have depression/adhd/am autistic/etc. and i shower consistently, am not messy, understand social cues, am great in school and work, and am overall a functional and ‘normal’ person so it’s no excuse uwu” literally shut the fuck up lmao

like what do you get by shitting on other neurodivergent ppl who struggle more than you do? of course having something like autism isn’t an excuse to do whatever you want with no regards to others, but it can explain why you struggle with other things more so than neurotypicals do. give us a little patience and understanding. don’t act like just because YOU can “overcome” your conditions it means the rest of us are not trying hard enough or are being lazy or whatever.

#saw an AITA thread by an autistic person where the comments were all either neurotypicals misunderstanding or other autistic ppl talking #like this. the few autistic ppl who explained meltdowns etc got downvoted #actuallyautistic #autism #neurodivergent #adhd #actuallyadhd #autistic #neurodivergencies #personal #but i see thsi sort of thing a lot #saw someone going like ‘oh this person is autistic so probably why they seem awkward here and made a joke with inappropriate timing. they #shouldn’t have made that joke but probably didn’t realize it was not a good time’ and someone else came in like ‘im autistic and know #not to make jokes at inappropriate times and understand social cues’ wow congrats not everyone with autism is like you shocking right??? #hits i guess

[rootsmachine]

yellowjackets, season 2 // plain bad heroines, emily danforth

#yellowjackets #lottie matthews #natalie scatorccio #travis martinez #misty quigley #van palmer #& everyone. else etc etc #originally had the shot of tai/nat/van/shauna over javi's body however tumblr really hated that screencap and would nOT let me use it. #alas #edit* #web weaving #things i made during work & am only posting now. does that make me a good employee. ?

[katabay]

THE SHERIFF AND GUY OF GISBORNE

uh. try to stay with me for a second. so incest motifs are a huge part of medieval lit. you see it in arthuriana cycles, you see it in romances, it's a whole thing.

Incest and the Medieval Imagination, Elizabeth Archibald

so robin hood. both adaptions and the text itself, tend to get interesting with guy of gisborne. and I will say that while I found the media being discussed in this text absolutely fucking insufferable to watch, the discussion on it was delicious, impeccable, show stopping

Mouvance, Greenwood, and Gender in The Adventures of Robin Hood and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Brian J Levy and Lesley Coote

and with regards to discussions on the origin text (which I love and adore forever)

Horseplay: Robin Hood, Guy of Gisborne, and the Neg(oti)ation of the Bestial, Stuart Kane

we're. getting to the point, I promise. guy of gisborne and the sheriff in my own "adaption" are not cousins, but brothers in law (fucked up brothers in law are my thing over on my other blog. brutus and cassius? I'm there. caligula and lepidus? all over that, baby!) because I'm aiming for an adjacent transgression.

on the topic of adjacent transgressions and guy's comment in this comic about cannibalism: there's an overlap in various genres of literature, predominantly in branches of horror and tragedy: between cannibalism and incest. (additionally! a lot of texts will take on christian subtexts and allusions, so there's a bonus homoerotic cannibalism discussion happening wrt communion that I'll get into in the future) it's about. chomping. the teeth, you know.

Managing Monsters, Marina Warner

Statius and Virgil: The Thebaid and the Reinterpretation of the Aeneid, Randall T. Ganiban

there's a 100% chance I will revise the sheriff's design at some point, but I wanted to draw the flowers exploding out of the spine so bad

AND FINALLY, the neck focus on guy is half due to his fate in his origin tale (beheaded) and half my own invention: I girl-with-a-green-ribboned him. a little narrative necromancy, if you will.

#long post #outlaws in the woods tag #im sorry for how long this is and also bc its 2am but also i am not sorry. i love medieval literature and horror #the sheriff wants to crawl inside guy's ribcage and eat his lungs #he is. interestingly enough. horrified at what everyone else does to guy's body #its about possession. obsession. who else has the right to eat you etc #im going to go folk catholicism forced sainthood on guy and every second of it is going to be awful for him #i will do narrative necromancy but i will adhere to the rules of the setting and the setting is TERRIBLE #i love it! sorry guy of gisborne. #anyway you guys ever watch showtime's borgias. favorite show. so. so uh. you know that one scene. the---

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

#trent crimm #ted lasso #coach beard #nate shelley #nathan shelley #willis beard #roy kent #tedlassosource #tedlassoedit #tedlassogifs #trentcrimmedit #the coloring is kind of ass bc i kind of slapped the same thing over everything and then got distracted lkgjfgh but. it's. fine. it's fine #why does ted look better than everyone else i didn't even like. do it on his clip. what the fuck #ANYWAY #this scene makes me fucking cry btw #gert giffer #like. what the hell. trent's voice when he says 'thank you' #the adorable little smiles between him and nate #trent just. being so sure they wouldnt want him there. etc. im dying. crying. sobbing. wailing. #smallscreensource #userblorbo #tvarchive #comfortblr

[kil9]

fun and funnyyy side effect of autism is that sometimes when you fail the social check ppl just assume you want to kill people

#autism #doodles #im p sure this is a universal experience. #my fbi neighbor as a kid was convinced i was gona one day be a mass shooter #a lot of ppls idea of a ''red flag'' is just ''doesnt behave normally & within my expectations'' without actually doing anything wrong #ive seen ppl get callouts over just general ''off'' behavior being labelled as ''toxic and manipulative'' etc #idk. hashtag relatable for the autistics. for everyone else like. actually be aware of this #cos i feel like this is a lesser talked about type of stigma that we get

[maxellminidisc]

It's still so wild to me that its 2024 and people still act like having a dick inheritly makes anyone with one a fucking perpetual horn dog or pervert. And the way y'all project this sentiment raging from goofy responses to sexual humor on here or worse, demonization of trans women with one (especially those that enjoy their penises) is proof of that.

Even if you want to talk about cis men and their relationship to their dicks, their dicks arent the problem. It's their misogyny, it's their entitlement to sex, other peoples bodies, the freedom they have to be sexually expressive or active without judgment, etc; its a result of misogyny and patriarchy. Your genitals themselves will never dictate shit about you all on their own, they're just an organ, like WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY IDK!!!

#like even if you want to make an argument about how men set themselves up by saying #hey if you got this part youre better than everyone else without one #that was not the fault of the mere dick's existence it was of the society that fostered #and created the system of patriarchy gender roles bioessentialism etc #anyway if i sound stupid let me know LMAO

[cuepickle]

Stranger Things x Breakfast Club AU (part ?)

#hopper is Vernon in this AU because damn them kids #billy is obviously Bender cause I mean #duh #Steve is Claire cause he’s princess s1 Steve who’s constantly trying to fit in and impress everyone #and then we get to the others #and we’re changing it up #cause we know the breakfast club explores the different challenges teens face #and tries to stereotype them etc #just hear me out cause I haven’t fully fleshed it out #but Jonathan is the weirdo quiet kid who billy mostly leaves alone because he isn’t pretending to be someone else #and Jonathan’s at home problems are his daddy issues and the (sometimes extreme) overprotectiveness of joyce #Robin is here #she’s GAY GAY GAY #I’m still trying to figure out her problems at home #something that causes her to make fun of people/push them away as a defence mechanism #and then there’s Nancy #who’s so afraid of becoming her mother #who everyone thinks is in a happy nuclear family #but she knows it’s all bullshit #and she’s so worried she’s gonna end up like that too #anyway #those are my rough hcs for this AU #my art #doodle of the day #stranger things #billy hargrove #traditional art #Jonathan byers #Jim hopper #breakfast club au

[heartoferebor]

"This is good...isn't it." [id in alt]

#metalgearedit #mgsedit #metal gear solid #Big Boss #Solid Snake #Revolver Ocelot #Naked Snake #MGS4 #gamingedit #MGSV #mgsvtpp #Metal Gear Solid 4 #i have finally taken the time and taught myself gifmaking in cs6 and proper sharpening etc. no more crustyass shit! yeehaw! #im so sorry mgs nation. there will be more where this came from <3 #i am emotionally compromised over these games and im gonna make it everyone else's problem rip #cw smoking #my edit #my gifs

[babygirlgiles]

Why does no one else see my vision for post-war Effie Trinket. Like that woman does NOT become a civil servant, she does not join the ranks of government service. She is 100% New Panem’s first influencer. She was already having her It Girl moment as the escort of District Twelve’s victors beforehand and now there’s public perception that she was this Hunger Games insider playing the long con to dismantle the system from within and paid this great sacrifice for it by being tortured by Snow’s cadre for her efforts. Which is not true at all because she had No Clue what was going on but Plutarch needs new programming to fill all the hours that used to be taken up by Hunger Games related media so he decides to capitalize on Effie having Her Moment. And with people being allowed to travel between districts for the first time in over a generation and newfound freedom of information, there would a nationwide fascination how other people live. Effie ends up with her own lifestyle/travel series where she visits different regions of Panem and even exotic far away places such as “England”. She’s posting beach selfies on Panemstigram to promote her upcoming episode on lobster fishing off District Thirteen’s revitalized coastline.

She even gets her own daytime talk show at one point. She tries (and fails) for years to get Peeta on the show as a guest. Katniss has never watched a single episode.

#Effie trinket #the hunger games #hunger games #thg #you know I went into my drafts for something totally unrelated about my backpacking trip and found this instead #listen I love the hayffie quiet life in 12 fics as much as everyone else but guys. guys. #Effie in an ENORMOUS parka going ice fishing in the upper peninsula #trying SO hard to remain professional and enthusiastic about the ‘quaint’ local customs #when she’s obviously freezing and doesn’t want to be there #Effie watching someone milk a cow with barely concealed horror #Effie in a corn field. Effie in a swamp. #American foodways are so vast and diverse irl and would be in Panem too #it’s like Anthony bourdain parts unknown but it’s with Effie trinket #the comedic potential is off the charts. #and also she could learn so much about the world and have her worldview broadened etc etc #but also influencer Effie. do you see it. do you.

[frost0wl]

people always complaining how miscommunication as a trope in fiction is "sooo annoying" and "why don't they just TALK this would all be resolved so easily" while actually miscommunication is The most realistic of tropes. No one communicates clearly. Have you ever been outside

#or idk if my experiences are universal. but people are SO BAD at communicatimg their feeligns etc. at least to my experience #and im especially talking about myself but also everyone else too #anyway if YOU live in a world where everything gets resolved with perfect communication - genuinely good for you #mine

[blaiddraws]

starfleet submas 🫵

#starfleet submas #submas #ingo #emmet #submas au #star trek #i have Much more for this au. I'll post it in a few days. maybe get some drawings done for it too #i just colored their uniforms I didn't feel like coloring the rest but they're normal humans gdjshdjdhdjehr #btw. Pokemon still absolutely exist in this au <3 #starfleet's unofficial mascot is the whole entire actual earth deity of space‚ Palkia #it'll just occasionally show up at starfleet vessels like hiiiiii buddies :) how's my favorite little guy's doing #etc. #and humans in turn respond with hiiiiiiiii!!! #everyone else is concerned about how casual humanity is with their deities compared to other planets HEJSHSJEHDJ