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arctic-hands · 2 years
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I also feel sorry for boomers and Gen X because they grew up in the "stick ANYTHING in gelatin and call it dinner" era
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sailing-ever-west · 5 months
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graph of what being hungry is like with adhd
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daily-spooky · 2 months
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liquidstar · 2 months
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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runawaycarouselhorse · 2 months
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Please help the family of a non-verbal autistic child (who has been losing weight because he only eats certain kinds of food, largely unavailable during this time) leave Gaza!
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theriverbeyond · 8 months
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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crippled-peeper · 2 months
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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!
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bob-artist · 21 days
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I had an upsetting dream last night.
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prokopetz · 10 months
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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
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slavicafire · 2 months
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Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!
Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?
Senshi:
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solreefs · 6 months
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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.
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lizardsfromspace · 5 months
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Meanwhile, in the world of football, the Pop Tart Bowl had an anthropomorphic Pop Tart who asked to be lowered into a giant toaster, holding a sign saying "DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE"
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The toaster then spat out a human-sized Pop Tart with a face for the winning team to eat
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And they devoured the edible mascot ravenously
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cannibalchicken · 2 months
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everlastingrandom · 3 months
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U.S. people, if you bought cinnamon from Dollar Tree, Dollar General, or other discount stores, throw it out. It's got lead
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