#... no you don't

[pokedemo]

The Rejection of Volo

bonus:

#pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon volo #arceus #pokemon akari #dialga #palkia #giratina #sorry i didn't draw volo with his dick out 😔 #michelangelo should've put anime boys on the sistine chapel ceiling ngl #my art #if you see any missing details on the designs #no you don't

[nerdybluephoenix]

Alien: You need technology to correct your written language?

Human: Our grammar, yes. Spelling too.

Alien: But it's your language. Can't you just write it correctly the first time?

Human (offended): I'm trying. I was never great in school, okay?

Alien: I didn't realize this could be a problem. Does the technology help, at least?

Human: *sigh* no.

#If you see grammar mistakes ANYWHERE in my works #no you don't #humans are space australians #humans are space orcs #humans are weird #humans are space oddities #space orcs #aliens #humans are so weird #outer space #galaxy #funny #dialouge #I nearly busted out a whole short story with this context #But it was too long for a too simple concept #sorry folks

[stickynotelovers-art]

TW and CW: Depictions of anxiety/panic, eyestraining colors (If ever someone thinks I should warn for something else, please let me know)

Donnie's going through it too, man. I didn't really emphasize in Chapter 1 what exactly Donnie is dealing with, but felt I should show it in some way. I think he'd deal with a lot of sensory issues, especially if he has just a sudden muscle spasm or pain flare up in his back. His back muscles would be especially sensitive to overactivity and that's why he's sitting through almost the entire comic.

I was originally going to have Morse code written out on the panels where Donnie and Mikey are tapping on Mikey's shell to each other, but decided to forgo it for a simpler communication. If Mikey shells himself, the others know to give him some taps and tell him what they are going to do. If Mikey doesn't verbally or somehow give a response they will wait/leave him alone for some time and then try again.

I think the 4 of them all have a specific person they go to for comfort for the really bad moments. Mikey will go to any of them depending on how upset he is because he definitely gets the most relief from physical comfort. However, on those especially bad days, when Mikey has hid away in his shell, Leo is the one that everyone knows to alert or directly give Mikey to for comfort.

Masterpost\Previous\Next

#my art #fanart #rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt au #family connections au #long distance family au #and if you see inconsistencies in how things are colored/lined/drawn #no you don't #cw: eyestrain #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt donnie #some dead peepaws #cartoon

[elore813]

Loved doing this commission for @ falloutdema (on twitter) and her amazing fic ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/44765917/chapters/118340860 ) go read it, it’s not an option

#this happens on the 70s do you really need more #no you don't #look at them they’re happy #wenclair #wednsday addams #enid sinclair #art #myart #fanart #drawing #digital art #artist #artists on tumblr #artwork #wednesday #commission #wednesday x enid

[bibliotheksbewohnerin]

these two deserve all the gold & vermilion

watercolour, fine liner and white coloured pencil on watercolour paper, A5

#ofmd fanart #ofmd #our flag means death #blackbonnet #my art #this was so much fun to make i'll def revisit this style #if you see how messed up the writing is #no you don't #illuminated manuscript

[digdeepergravedigger09]

So I love Grian's new skin. I don't know why this is making me go nuts.

Image description below the cut.

[Image description]

A full body line drawing of Grian in his DHP uniform, holding a mug and looking bored. Next to the full body image, there are a multitude of little doodles of Grian in several different situations.

Left top scene: Grian dealing with a customer, looking bored and sliding a sheet of paper towards them. You are the pov of the customer. He is saying the following: "You need form 36F-1, not 36F. You'll have to fill out form 77L to cancel your last request, then fill our the PP-471 again, to request the form to change your permit..."

Right top scene: A doodle of Grian shooting the shit with Coppy the Copy Machine from tumblr of years past. Grian says: "-and then Doc goes on a tangent about Joe's backline!" and Coppy says, "LOL What?"

Middle left scene: Grian looking vacant, eyes unfocused, with a steaming mug that says "I don't care" on it.

Middle center scene: Grian showing off his CASIO watch.

Middle right scene: Grian eating Skizz's lunch. There is a note next to him that says "Grian Do Not Touch" with big letters, with "ISTG -Skizz" written in tiny letters at the bottom.

Bottom left scene: Grian sleeping in his seat behind the plastic glass wall. Above him there's a sign hanging that says "On Break". In the pov of an angry hermit knocking on the plastic glass.

Bottom middle scene: Grian in a framed portrait, holding his mug. It is titled "Annoyance of the Month"

Bottom right scene: An unknown hermit looking around, saying "Hello? I need a new permit!" while Grian hides under the desk pretending he's not there.

[End image description]

#grian #grian fanart #hermitcraft season 10 #welcome to the DHP we're sometimes here to help #I don't know why I'm going feral on this bland ass design #maybe I just like bland things #also if you think you see some kind of intention behind his full body design #no you don't

[hellcifrogs]

Have some team 7 messing with Sasuke~

#they love him #but i love messing w him even more #NaruFox #team 7 #my art #if you notice the small changes in their outfits #no you don't #sasuke uchiha #uzumaki naruto #sakura haruno #sai

[vellichorom]

oh yknow,

#uwu art #no you don't #how could you know what i am on at ANY given time #Hatoful Boyfriend #Hatoful Boyfriend: Holiday Star #Hatoful Boyfriend Holiday Star #Shuu Iwamine #Miru and Kaku #ANYWAY SORT OF PART OF THE HOARD IN THE POST BEFORE but sillier & too unbefitting so just take it as it is #it's good do you like it too

[malarkgirlypop]

Goody Part 3 (Joseph Liebgott x Fem!Reader)

Dude, this part is steamy. IDK if I should post this to tumblr, like I feel like I will get arrested or something. This is my first ever like proper smut scene, so be nice. AH I'm nervous. No one judge me alright! Bahaha omg ok here we go, this is part three. This is based on the HBO show and the actors who portray the characters no hate to anyone involved.

I lie in bed dozing, I ruminate on the last conversation I had with Joe. My head swirls with emotions, I’m happy I apologised but I’m sad at how he took the apology. He was so cruel. I have known Joe for a long time, yes he is annoying and rude but always in a playful manner. When I spoke to him before I left he was malicious. I huffed rolling over and pulling the covers under my chin. My plan for today is to do nothing. None of the others are off, so I can be lazy and spend all day in bed, moping. I hear heavy footsteps run up the stairs, my back faces away from the bedroom door, I hear it creak open. “Mary, I’m not doing a shift, this is my day off!” I say before she can speak. I hear the person panting. I still, is it not Mary. I roll over, my eyes widen in surprise. There in the doorway is a breathless Joe. I sit up, then pull the covers up to hide my pj’s I wear. I don’t have a bra on. 

“Joe, what on earth are you doing here?” I query. “Did you run here, you shouldn’t run yet, what about you injury.” I ramble on. He chuckles, catching his breath. 

“They discharged me.” He reports, straightening. He walks further into the room, looking awkward. I watch him curiously. 

“What are you doing here?” I ask him. He moves forward, taking a seat at the bottom of my bed. He wrings his hand together looking sheepish. 

“I wanted to apologise to you. I didn’t mean what I said. I forgive you.” He mutters, looking down at his hands. 

“Oh, well thank you.” I say confused, he ran all the way here to forgive me. I furrow my brow watching him. 

“What?” He says looking up at me. 

“Nothing.” I say shaking my head, “Well I guess this is goodbye then.” I extend my hand for him to shake it. He glances from my hand to my face. He shakes his head. I blink at him confused, I lower my hand. 

“Oh no, Goody, you can’t get rid of me that easily.” He smirks at me, but it’s different, there’s intent behind the smirk. My breath catches in my throat, as my heart beats faster, unsure of what he means. I stay still, as he stands from his position, and makes his way further up the bed, he sits down right beside me. My breathing quickens as I gulp, the butterflies in my stomach do somersaults. I bite my lower lip, waiting with anticipation. His eyes darken as his hand reaches out, removing my lip from my teeth with his thumb as he cups my face. Goosebumps arise on my skin from his touch. A shiver runs up my spine. I hold the cover closer to my chest, trying to hide the fact I’m not wearing a bra. He glances from my lips back to my eyes. I keep very still, not wanting to make any sudden movements, like he is a wild animal and one move will send him back into the woods. 

I glance at his lips. He slowly moves forward, I feel his breath on my face. I’m desperate for him to close the gap. I do it myself, finding his lips with my own. A rush of adrenaline shoots through my body. I kiss him harder, dropping the covers I cling to myself, leaving me in just a t-shirt and my underwear. I pull him closer, grabbing at his neck and shoulder. His hands find my waist pulling me flush with him. His fingers travelled under my shift gripping at my hips. I moan from the contact. He pulls back smiling at me, “You like that huh?” I don’t answer him, smashing my lips back onto his. 

I need him closer. I open my mouth as his tongue darts out wetting my lip. He takes my bottom lip in between his teeth, biting softly. I gasp, as he lets it go, kissing me again, his tongue exploring my mouth. The heat in between my legs is growing, as fingers drag down my back under my top. I tilt my head back as he kisses my neck. I pull his jacket off his shoulders. I can feel him grinning into my neck. I pant, needing him more. I undo his buttons, struggling a little, his hands leave my back to help me with his top. He gets up from the bed, leaving me sitting on my knees. I watch him as he pulls off his tops, exposing his bare chest. I grin at him, “You like the show?” He asks, raising his eyebrows. I nod, grinning at him. I cover my mouth with my hand as he undoes his belt buckle with one hand, then undoing his pants. He pulls them down leaving him in his underwear. 

I squeal as he marches forward, picking me up from the spot I watch him from. He sits down on the bed placing me on top of him. I straddle his lap. Feeling his hardness pressed against me. I lean in to kiss him again but he stops me with his hand around my neck. He tsks, “One of us is wearing too much.” I nod, just wanting his lips on mine again. His hand leaves my neck, pulling off my top. I cover my arms over my chest, suddenly aware of how exposed I am to him. His gaze meets mine, full of lust and need. “I don’t want you to cover yourself around me, Y/N.” His tone low. I lower my hands exposing my chest to him. He takes me in, “You’re beautiful.” He whispers, pulling me closer to him, so that his chest is flush with mine. 

He kisses me hard, I return the kiss. My fingers tangling in his hair. His hands run up my sides, sending shivers around my body. I gasp into his mouth as he takes the soft flesh of my chest into his hand, squeezing it gently. His fingers pinching my erect nipple, causing me to groan in pleasure as I arch my back for him. His mouth quickly latches onto my other nipple, his tongue swirling around it sensually. “Oh god!” I mutter looking down to watch him. I run my fingers through his hair tugging it softly, causing a groan to leave his lips, I shudder as it reverberates throughout my body. 

I grind my hips into his, causing him to gasp. His hands landed on my waist, stilling me. I laugh as he flips us over, so that he hovers over me. I watch him through heavy lids, as he kisses his way down my torso, looking up at me as he goes. He drags his lips over my waist and hips, causing me to squirm under his touch, he grins tickling me with his lips. I still when he kisses me just above the waistband of my underwear. I pant watching him with anticipation. He grins at me, knowing he is teasing me. I lift my hips for him to pull the fabric down but he holds me still. “Joe.” I plead, wiggling my hips. He presses kisses to the insides of my thighs, driving me insane, getting closer with each kiss, but just as he is about to kiss where I want him too he moves away. 

“Stop teasing me.” I whine. 

“Ask nicely.” He looks up at me from between my legs. 

“Please Joe.” I say. 

“Please Joe what? Use your words, Y/N.” He says in his husky voice. 

“Please Joe, please remove my underwear and kiss me… kiss me down there.” I mutter embarrassed. He smirks at me. Lifting my hips and pulling down the fabric, exposing me to him. I wait patiently, watching him take me in with his eyes. 

“So wet for me.” He says, his breath fanning on me. I sigh in content, leaning my head back. I gasp when his lips find my core, my back arching. His tongue swirls over my bud of nerves, sucking and licking. I bit my lip, trying to keep quiet. A loud moan falls from my lips when his finger slides inside of me. I reach down gripping onto his hair, my other hand grasping at the sheets we lie on. He hums in satisfaction, at my noises. I gasp feeling it on my core. “Oh my god, Joe!” I pant. He pushes me close to the edge. Sliding another finger inside of me, I feel myself clench around him. As his mouth continues to pleasure me. The noises from my lips are a mixture of groans and screams. He puts more pressure on my core with his tongue, moving faster in and out of me. I arch my back further as I try to wiggle out of his grasp, nearly over the edge. He holds me still, looking up at me from between my legs. His gaze finally pushed me to my finish. I close my eyes, throwing my head back. My toes curl, as I grip onto Joe’s head, worried I will explode from my orgasm that rips through my body, causing me to shake. I finally come down from my high. I lay there spent, Joe still resting in between my legs, just smiling at me. 

I pull him up to me, crashing my lips into his. Tasting myself on him, “I need you.” I whisper into his ear, as my lips run down his neck. “Greedy?” He says pulling me back, to then kiss my lips again. I nod, kissing him hungrily on his lips. I can feel his smile under my lips. I smile back coyly, “Please.” I look up at him through my lashes, pouting my lips slightly, really putting on my puppy dog eyes. His smirks at me, chuckling. He kisses the tip of my nose. “If you look at me like that I won’t ever leave this room.” He warns, I grin nodding my head. I reach down pulling at his waistband, I tug them down. 

I bite my lip as his dick springs free. I reach down, taking him in my hand, he groans burying his head in my shoulder. His breath tickling my neck. I move my hand up and down his length. “Fuck.” He mutters into my skin. I grip him harder, causing him to moan. I move my hand again. “If you keep doing that, I’m not going to last much longer.” He kisses my cheek. I stop my movement, and grin at him. He bites my lower lip, releasing it again from his teeth. “That's mine, stop biting it.” He growls. I nod, giving him a cheeky smile. 

He watches me, I return his gaze. I don’t notice him moving, until he slips inside of me. I gasp, as he watches me with a smirk on his face. I look down at our bodies connected together. I clench around his length, as he moves slowly in and out of me. I watch his face, he closes his eyes, sighing as he rocks back and forth. I place a kiss on his lips. He opens his eyes, looking at me lovingly. He kisses me gently, picking up his pace. I pant into his mouth as he continues to kiss me. I moan as he rams into me. “You feel so good, Joe.” I whimper, gripping at his back, running my nails down his skin. One of his arms holds the head board above us as the other cups my cheek, his thumb stroking my flesh. We continue to stare at each other, I watch him enjoy me as he does the same. He removes his hand from my cheek, snaking it down between my legs. I cry out as his thumb rubs circles on my bud of nerves. “What do you want Y/N?” He asks in between pants. “I want you Joe.” I moan. He presses into my core as he moves faster in and out of me. The sound of panting, moans and skin slapping together fill the room. He calls out my name, as I do the same. 

“Please Joe, don’t stop.” I beg him almost over the edge. He kisses me hard. Going deeper inside of me, I whine into his mouth, as he groans in mine. We climax together. I feel my body shake under his as my walls clench around him. I feel him finish inside of me as he moans into my hair. He lowers himself down to lie on me. We lie together, panting, coming down from our highs. I hugged him tightly to me as he stroked my hair. We don’t move or pull away from each other basking in each other’s bodies. He pulls back enough to look at my face, he smiles warmly at me, kissing me softly on my lips. “You know what?” He says. 

“What?” I ask brushing the hair off his forehead, grinning at him. 

“I don’t think I hate you.” He states, making me chuckle. 

“Well I hope not.” I say between laughs. 

“No, I think I love you.” His eyes meet mine, as he takes me in. 

“I love you.” I whisper, kissing him gently. He kisses me back lovingly. 

#I am so sorry #If you know me personally #no you don't #Smut #this is so smutty #omg #ah #Liebgott #band of brothers #band of brothers imagine #band of brothers fanfic #fem reader #hbo war #fanfic #reading #ahhh ok omg I am going to post this and go to bed #and pretend like I didn't write this #askjbajb

[kneelingshadowsalome]

i feel like könig would like pubic hair but not hair on legs, arms, underarms, etc on a woman right or wrong

You're right, König loves soft silky skin but he would also get confused if he was met with a completely shaved meow meow 🤨 Man wants to shove his nose in some hair down there and have a good sniff. Why else would he go around stealing panties? This man is a dog.

#answered #könig headcanons #here we go again #if you know me in real life #no you don't

[yoomschoocs]

Part 2 of the @rosebird-week doodle dump, in which I catch up on missed prompts! I wasn't lying when I said this part was the angsty part. I'd say I'm sorry but.. I'm not-

Like part 1, below the 'read more' you can find the days and prompts and how I used them (as well as the last artwork I warned for): Doodle dump Part 1 Rosebirdweek Day 8

Day 1: Red Thread of Fate From being ignored, to being loved, to loving someone new together, to being left. Fate will go how it pleases, and it won't continue to lead someplace nice for Summer. As the thread of fate continues to guide her path, it becomes damaged and thin, until her story ends :')

Day 7: Grieving/Loss Losing Summer weighed hard on Raven's heart. After their final mission, she brought back Summer's cloak to bring her some sense of comfort, though most of that comfort is drowned out by sadness and guilt. This day is also a small nod to my Raven animatic, where I portrayed the same scenario (except I've had a few years to improve lol).

Day 6: Final Mission Everyone knows by now that Summer's final mission did not end well. But aside from the headcanon that I think Raven was there, I also sprinkled in another headcanon I've been thinking about for a while; that this might be the moment where Raven got her Maiden Powers. 👀

And that's all of rosebirdweek 2023!! Despite being a bit late to the party, I'm glad I still got to participate. I'm definitely looking forward to next year!

#yoom's art #rosebirdweek2023 #rosebirdweek #halfway through 'final mission' my artblock decided to come back full force #so if you notice anything weird about it #no you don't #rwby #raven branwen #summer rose #rosebird

[theknifeclown]

hahah.. Ha.. MORE NONSENSE

soo uhhh... These gays got me by the jugular

Don't wanna clog up my moots feed with my brain rot so it's under the cut

Are we officially calling this Ship "WayLight"? Idk idk!

Will Wayward belongs to: @kandavers

Gloom Twilight is my boy

Also!!

THIS

#welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home original character #welcome home puppet show #gloom twilight #Will Wayward #I'm so normal #Help #HElP #Can't stop #If you see Will's tattoo #No you don't #Don't look at it #ITS NOT MY FAULT #KAN SAID IT WAS CANNON AND I MUST FOLLOW CANNON- #Just... shhhh. #Nobody's gonna know #GAY PUPPETS REAL??? #Real 😔 #I just like drawing Gloom being affectionate #He's an affectionate lil guy #Heh

[keets-writing-corner]

Lucifer lucky as HELL ngl

this is what happened right?

who wouldn't want a woman over twice your size laying on top of you telling you about all the things she loves about you

#ask #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #lucifer #lucilith #lilith morningstar #fan art #my art #enjoy my crude sketch #sorry Lilith's hair covers up her sexy back #if you see ghost lines of what I did before but didn't work visually #no you don't #shhhhh #they're not there #I'm such a sucker for wholesome romances #I really hope we get flashbacks

[macabro]

Wreck gar studies bc I want to have his design down for a joke I want to make.

I did fix up the placement of the sketches on the canvas before posting, I'm not neat like this.

#If you see the lazy youtube video timestamps #no you don't #im not lazy #transformers #maccadam #tfa #wreck gar #tfa wreck gar

[iamthecomet]

HI COMET

Could you please tell me, a fool, how Mountain loves to spend long afternoons with his head in between a certain water ghouls thighs? He'd happily drown there, happily take his last breath if it meant hearing that pretty siren song.

Ah yes, I can definitely tell you exactly how that goes. It would be my pleasure.

Trans!Rain: cunt, clit, dick. Used for his anatomy.

Beneath the salt musk, Rain tastes like clear, cool water. Mountain could live off of him. Ambrosia. All the water he's ever needed. Found between Rain's thighs.

He takes his time. Kitten licks over his swollen clit. Sucking blood flushed lips into his mouth to feel their softness against his tongue. Burying his nose into the trimmed curls just above where Rain's little dick juts out. Inhaling deep.

He'd stay here forever if he could. Lost in slick skin. Tongue dipping in. Dragging along ridges there. Licking as deep as he can. Listening to Rain gasp as he presses that unholy tongue to the spot that always makes Rain squirm.

Mountain loses track of time. Of the world beyond this room. This bed. Rain's knees tossed over his shoulders. One big hand wrapped around a thigh. Thumb rubbing circles over quivering muscle as he listens to his own blood pound in his ears, and beyond that, Rain. Whining as Mountain feasts. Breath hitching. Hips rolling against Mountain's mouth as Mountain fucks his tongue deeper into Rain and Rain grinds his dick over the proud slope of Mountain's nose.

Mountain lives for these afternoons. Early fall. The window thrown open. Breeze smelling like dying leaves. Rain's voice carrying across the grounds as he slips his fingers into Mountain's auburn waves and pulls. Holds on. Slicks Mountain's face as he chases his orgasm.

Mountain doesn't know what number this is. Lost count a while ago. Before the autumn sun started to set and dye the room amber.

Mountain replaces his tongue with two fingers fingers. Pressing up against the front wall, and Rain keens. Mountain risks a glance at him. At the lithe line of his body arched into Mountain's bed. Dark curls, sweat damp and everywhere. Cerulean eyes clamped shut. Mountain watches his gills flex and shudder. Wants to touch. Wants to drag his fingers over them, and then over the silvery scars under his pecs.

Wants to tell Rain how beautiful he is. But he has more important things to do with his mouth.

He sucks Rain's clit into his mouth. Laves his tongue over the head. Groans when Rain clenches down on his fingers. When his dick kicks on Mountain's tongue.

"Give it to me," Mountain says. Pulling back just far enough to talk. Unwinding his hand from Rains thigh to drag his fingers over his clit. Pulling the hood back. Lips ghosting over the tip as he speaks.

"Please, Rain. I'm so thirsty."

Rain's breath catches. The fingers in Mountains hair gentle. Caress over his horns. His scalp. They shake just like Rain's thighs.

It doesn't take much more, it never does. Mountain’s tongue flicking over Rain’s dick. His fingers fucking in and out. And Rain is gone. Moaning loud enough that Mountain knows everyone outside hears him. Breath catching. Slick gushing out into Mountain's palm, onto his tongue.

He laps it up. Licks his hand clean as he pulls it from the twitching clutch of Rain's cunt. Mountian kisses the inside of Rain's thighs. Catching every last drop.

Rain peers at him though slitted sky blue eyes. Panting. Sweat shining at his temples. Cheeks flushed.

"Still thirsty?" He asks, voice rasping.

Mountain smiles against the soft skin of Rains thighs. "Parched."

#comet writes #ficlet #river #trans rain ghoul #rain ghoul #mountain ghoul #mountain loves eating pussy #pass it on #mountain/rain #mountrain #ghost fic #trans ghouls #the band ghost fan fic #unedited #i wrote this on my phone #so if you see mistakes #no you don't #ghost fan fiction

[bellaxisworld]

my love is putting notifications on for my beloved mutuals. i'll never tell you WHO has the notifications... just that some of you do... you guys are superior...

#if you see me liking your post a millisecond after you post it #no you don't #it's not my fault #i think you're cool #ignore me!!!!! i'm just hanging around #bella's silly rambles