#A guilty pleasure

[mellonyheart]

The door to your room is cracked open just a bit. Solomon stands there, looking at you with an unreadable expression. You haven't noticed him. And why would you?

Mammon's head is in your lap. He's kneeling on the floor by your bed where you're sitting. Your fingers are slowly carding through his hair. You're both quiet. No words are needed. This is where you both end up on days where everyday life feels too heavy. When your burdens become too much. It doesn't matter where or when or what version of you. This is your peace.

Solomon's expression is unreadable except for the smallest frown.

#Jealous characters are a weakness of mine #A guilty pleasure #Also there was that one chat where Solomon absolutely eviscerates poor Mammon with a huge list of evidence regarding his feelings for MC #obey me mammon #mammon obey me #mammon x reader #mammon x you #obey me mammon x you #obey me mammon x reader #obey me angst #obey me fluff #solomon obey me #obey me solomon

[sk1fanfiction]

you heard it from me, Voldemort reads The Quibbler:

Narcissa cast her eyes aside, then pressed her lips together. "I believe it went over well, for the most part. Aside from Xenophilius Lovegood." "Hmm. The Quibbler editor and publisher. What did he have to say for himself?" Surprise crossed Narcissa's face; Voldemort wondered why. After all, he was not able to spend time in public unless he was in disguise, which he loathed, so he spent a good deal of time these days reading newspapers and magazines to amuse himself, even the ones that weren't worth the paper they were printed on.

-Chapter 15, For Whom the Bell Tolls

#instruments of darkness #rfmd #narcissa malfoy #narcissa black #voldemort #tom riddle #i think he secretly loves it #it's like trash tv to him #a guilty pleasure

[jerichoes]

You really want to be human? Then behave like a human should! Are you? Behaving like a human should? —Night Watch (2004)

#night watch #filmedit #filmgifs #moviegifs #gif #a guilty pleasure #if you will #i fully blame sve-sto-znam for reminding me that these exist

[istanbulite]

this is objectively insane lmao mfer mad for all the wrong reasons

#su.txt #i enjoy reading insanely anti turkey reddit subs #a guilty pleasure #sipping coke n reading abt how im a mindless animwl bc i was born here and not 467 kms north

[tears-that-heal]

Keeping to another seasonal tradition of mine, relaxing in bed while watching "The Nightmare before Christmas", and in my comfy leopard pj pants too. Lol Also, the jack-o-lantern t-shirt was a decorating craft I did last year. ☺️🎨

#traditions #October 2023 #holiday film #halloween #the nightmare before christmas #jack and sally #jack skellington #a guilty pleasure

[kotodama-catalogue]

#tokyo mirage sessions fe #the memories... #a guilty pleasure

[jinxneedssleep]

I HAD AN IDEA FOR AN EMPIRES SMP AND DRAGON PRINCE CROSSOVER FIC-

S1 Lizzie wanders into Xadia following the events of the rapture, freshly out of her memories and attempts to make a home in this alternate dimension

The Dragon Prince Crew find an amnesiac women hiding within the caves, wearing armor from neither the human or elven kingdoms. She looks out of place, carrying relics from an unknown land. Aside from her unique pieces of weaponry, she also holds a journal that is barely legible; containing symbols that have never been documented before. On her back are two pieces of machinery, vaguely reminiscent of wings; although greatly battered. Despite her ears being circular and her hands having five fingers, there is lingering doubt that the stranger is human.

I need to rewatch The Dragon Prince to work out the logistics but do you see my vision???

(Ideas are appreciated)

#someone please help give ideas for this #empires smp #the dragon prince #ldshadowlady #empires smp and dragon prince crossover #crossover fic #crossovers are one of my favorite types of fics #a guilty pleasure #my writing

[uncanny-tranny]

I think so many people are so deeply alienated from themselves that they have no clue how to exercise their free will and autonomy. For some, this alienation runs so deep that they are afraid of their own autonomy and humanity. It is completely understandable why one would have those feelings, but it can be worrisome.

I want to help others who feel this way, so here are small things I have done to exercise my free will:

Add "guilty pleasure" songs to playlists and actually listen to them (I have a ton of late 1990s-early 2000s music I listen to now proudly that I never listened to in the past out of shame)

Getting the décor item, bath set, bed spread, ect. in the patterns you like, even if it's "childish" (I got a dinosaur-themed wastebasket from the kids' décor section and I adore it)

Taking a new route to get to a place you go to often

Eat dessert first

Celebrate well, and often

Collect things that are "odd" or don't seem like an "acceptable" thing to collect (somebody on my "for you" page collects dandelion crayola crayons and it was so cool!!!!!!)

Incorporate one new piece in an outfit you wear frequently (e.g., a new chain, a necklace, ribbons, bracelets, ect.). Challenge yourself to add onto the outfits if you feel up for it.

Sing along to songs without worrying that you sound "good" or your intonation is completely accurate

Read a book from a genre you weren't allowed to read as a kid (comics, thrillers, mysteries, anything!)

Walk without having a specific destination or goal

Pick up a new craft without expecting yourself to master it or to ever be "good" enough. Get your hands messy.

I don't want to shame anybody for not feeling as though they have free will or that they are exempt from exercising it. However, I wanted to give ideas so that you might read this list and find your own ways to express your intrinsic autonomy and will. You deserve to be a person, to feel alive, not just living. That is what our lives are for.

#mental health #mental health support #positivity #if anybody has ideas of their own definitely include them! #i just think being stuck with this feeling that you don't have autonomy and that you ultimately aren't an equal person or a person at all.. #...in comparison to other people can be a really troubling and dangerous place to be in... #...and that isn't the person's fault for feeling that way. they didn't pluck those thoughts out of thin air... #...like i have felt that exact way all my LIFE because i have been abused for. probably 2/3s of my life... #...only within these past few years have i even FELT alive. frankly it's going to take a while to repair what i have been left with... #...so i know the feeling and i want to help others feel even a LITTLE bit alive. you deserve it... #...you deserve to take in a deep breath before slowly realizing 'oh my gd this is what it feels like to be alive' and SMILE about it #i want that for you even if it is brief. even if it is small. even if it is a whisper. i want you to feel alive #unironically getting rid of the idea of 'guilty pleasures' has made my life SO much better

[strange-birb]

Some Wayne gala fits for the boys! I saw something similar by @fallen-jpg and wanted to do some of my own lol

Ps… I’m not good with backgrounds lol and I made Damian much older cause I didn’t want to draw a kid …

#batfamily #batfam #fluff #jason todd #the batfamily #batbros #batfam crack #timothy jackson drake #Tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #duke thomas #batfamily shenanigans #batboys #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc robin #red hood fluff #tim drake fluff #incorrect batfam #batfamily fanart #batfam fanart #Wayne gala #jason todd fanart #Jason Todd is my guilty pleasure #tim drake fanart #timothy drake #dick grayson fanart #damian al ghul

[skyllion-uwu]

Gonna start adding this at the end of all my posts when it's funny

#sky screams into the void #this is from fujoshi rumi by the way #very 2000s manga about a love square between a guy. a fujoshi. his best friend. and the popular girl whos secretly a fujo too #its kinda silly stupid and again very 2000s in its presentation and content but its a guilty pleasure now

[bruciemilf]

"LET ME AT HIM,'' Jason screams, held back by the batfamily, Clark, Alfred, and Batcow

#theres a reason why bruce is not allowed to be respond to his kids being mean and this is why #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batman #jason todd #dick grasyon #tim drake #batfamily #sorry catherine ily <3 #batfamily social media #batfam twitter #teen bruce being a walking vibe check is my guilty pleasure. he'd make regina george cry

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

a dumb little doodle based on this post

#azula x katara #azutara #kazula #azutara fanart #atla #atla fanart #I tweaked the dialogue a bit bc #as much as I love azula #cute is not the word I’d use to describe her #anyway this is such a little guilty pleasure ship of mine #I love them dearly

[zu-is-here]

total black ˚✧₊⁎

#zu art #studio #zudio #backstage #cross!sans #dream!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #a little guilty pleasure before the next page ;D #draw your ship like this #(not a ship but def them xd) #invited to the very same event

[4sh-n4]

AU where bruce and co. (his entire hoarde of kids, even jason in disguise) are at a gala. And it's a really big gala, party of the year type of thing in Gotham, absolutely unmissable. And usually, even the rogues know that this night is off limits, so it's relatively safe. So, they're all at this gala, right?

And then the joker crashes it because he has no respect for Gotham traditions. Breaks in through a window, yada yada. He starts to go on this whole villain speech as per usual, and everyone is waiting for the heroes to come. But all the heroes are at the gala, in their civilian identities, with a thousand eyes on them. No one can reasonably slip away, except for maybe jason, who's already seething mad and ready to attack. But with the chaos and people trying to get away, all the exits are blocked, and his helmet is at home.

Bruce is at the front of the crowd, facing the Joker. Joker sees him and makes a comment about Jason, and goes on about how Bruce must've felt when his baby died. And then he brings up how he killed the little birdie too, just a few days before the terrorist attacks that allegedly killed Jason. And he mentions how much he tortured Robin before his death, and Bruce snaps.

He leaps forward, absolutely hammering the shit out of the joker. Beats him up so bad, no finesse or technique to it, just pure rage. His kids try to pull him off, to no avail. No one else even tries. By the end of it, by the time the police arrive, the joker is more blood than body, and Bruce has finally calmed down. Everyone is just staring at him in shock, understandably. (The joker ends up in hospital, paralysed and in a coma)

His kids all drag Bruce home and give him an entire lecture about his persona and how his cover has probably been blown. About excessive violence and how he refused to kill joker but then pulled this in public?? They're all worried about the fallout in the news the next day.

No one sleeps that night, for various reasons, but then when the newspaper comes out the next morning... there's just nothing bad written?? The headline is something about Bruce being a hero for saving everyone from the joker, but there's no other mention about Batman or anything else.

Turns out, no one in Gotham is surprised that Brucie Wayne, no 1 airhead, beat up the joker because "did you SEE him as a teenager?? We were all just glad when he came from his travels pretending to be stupid instead of picking fights with everyone. If anything, it's understandable that he snapped, I would too if a clown started bragging about killing my son." The only reason no one brought up his violent past is because they were worried he would revert back to that behaviour.

#icl guys it's actually such a guilty pleasure of mine to read fics where bruce kills the joker #even though i know it would never work in canon because it goes against everything he stands for #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #he was an INSANE teenager and gotham citizens are traumatized #dc #batfam #all his children are absolutely flabbergasted #i just wanna see this man go feral to protect his kids...please PKEASE #4sh-n4

[theyamjam]

sillu little redraw :0] im happy with how the colors came out w this one

#kinito's a little too giddy but he just cant help it #hes so excited to take care of u!!! #doting on his best frien d is a guilty pleasure for him ithink #as well as wearing silly accessories #KinitoPET #Kinito fanart #my drawings x)

[ym523]

If you do Astarion with Raphael (hugs, kisses, whatever) I would die of happiness and immediately resurrect myself waiting for the sequel. 👀♥️

Is there even a slight chance of seeing them together in your performance?

Thank you for your wonderful work 🌹

About time he got home 😋

#ym523art #animation #raphael x astarion #raphstarion #have to say #these two are a bit of guilty pleasure of mine ;) #ymrequest