obviously theres not a market for "toys" based on prestige tv shows but god i wish there were breaking bad toys. i want a doll-sized RV that opens up like a barbie dreamhouse and has tons of tiny flasks and barrels and a bunsen burner that if u push down on it, it plays a steam hiss sound bite and glows red with an LED. i want a polly pocket compact of jesse's house that comes with a little jesse who is magnetized so u can stick him in different rooms and change out his magnetized beanies. i want a saul goodman tamagotchi that lets me train my saul to be good at slipping and reward him with cigarettes and connect him to the kim tamagotchi so they can socialize together
i work at a sex store and i shot an email to a fantasy dildo brand that we carry asking them to make FTM strokers bc that would be bomb af and the guy who owns the brand emailed me back, told me he’s trans too, and made the brand specifically to make cool toys like that for trans people. he’s in the process of making fantasy ftm strokers literally RIGHT NOW. and he wants to visit my store and meet me in person. im PSYCHED
whenever a character is like clearly struggling to read something and another character with glasses is like "wait hold on try this on for me" and then hands them a spare set of glasses and suddenly they're like "Omg i can see!" no you cant!! You two do NOT have the same prescription there's no fuckin way
2# MOBIUS THAT'S NOT AT ALL HOW YOU GREAT YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW.
(I couldn't decide which one I like more so you get the family reunion. And the one featuring wade :)
3# Loki honestly tried to tell Sylvie she wouldn't be able to lift that damn hammer, but over an hour later she's still determined. Mobius is just confused about how the enchantment works in the TVA? And The New Thor variant really likes his newly acquired sisters machete very much.
(The problem with toy photography is when you can't choose which shot you like the best)