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Here's the thing (don't kill me for this):
Thorin dying at the End of The Hobbit makes sense, in a tragic kind of way. He always gave his everything for his people, it is somewhat poetic that his last act of service to his people was the ultimate sacrifice. That he could find peace with.
He'd find the afterlife an actual restful place, and could take the time to face his demons & trauma. Because he would know he did all he could & gave all the had.
HOWEVER!!!!
Fili & Kili dying was pure BULLSHIT!!!!!
I don't know what possessed Tolkien (our love & saviour, no disrespect) to kill them. Extra tragedy? Pffffff
Un.nece.ssary!
Apart from how Fili would have made an AMAZING king, them dying, his CHILDREN (look me in the eyes and tell me he didn't love those two like his own sons I dare you) ruined ALL peace he would have ever had, turning the WHOLE THING into a needless tragedy, the line ending, their home regained but not for his boys.
THAT is the real crime, that those boys, who left to fight for a home they never even knew, out of loyalty and love for their uncle & surrogate father, lost their lives before actually living them.
THAT is what I will never forgive, forever deny, and why I continue reading fix-it fics like a starving person.
JOHN RONALD REUEL I have WORDS for you!!!!!!
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cryptidkoretmblr · 9 months
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I've seen tons of reincarnation/brought back/do it all again AUS where it's thorin or bilbo but has anyone ever done one where it's BOTH? and both of them skirt around having done it all before, tiptoeing around each other and everyone bc they think no one else knows, just for them to find out it was them both and they've been silly? I feel like this could be a humorous and angsty fic lol
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mortal-kingss · 9 months
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she spiral on my distortion
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oh no i really hope that two really fine ass men in ghostface outfits don't chase me and try to kill me I really don't guys of that happened I totally wouldn't appreciate it that's crazy
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timedoor · 1 year
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tangerine bullet train ft. art from my friend
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admiral-alpaca · 22 days
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Raiden: I'll decide for myself what to believe and what to pass on!
Colonel: But is that even your own idea?
Rose: Or something Snake told you?
Raiden: Well I don't think Snake ever told me anything about Bofa...
Colonel: That's the proof of your incomp- wait what's Bofa?
And then Raiden destroyed the AI program with the best joke imaginable.
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runawaymarbles · 7 months
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I know it's immature I know it's immature. But I recently got a credit card from Bank of America.
And every time I go to pay my bill. I type in bofa.com. And I snicker.
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starburstdragon · 2 months
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Sumi: it’s terrible. If I don’t get my English grades up, they’ll hold me for after school tutoring when I need to practice for my meet! I’m gonna fall into dispera
Akechi: it’s… despair. The English word you’re looking for is despair, not “dispera”
Sumi:
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samwwise · 1 year
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thinking about her (the acorn scene in peter jackson’s the hobbit: the battle of the five armies)
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typhlonectes · 4 months
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Yapok aka Water Opossum (more info)
via: Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends
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kilifiliandthorin · 2 years
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We are sons of Durin. And Durin's Folk do not flee from a fight.
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pekodayz · 10 months
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fastest art trade on earth actually @matsukitty can u look again ? like NOW???????????????
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daloy-politsey · 4 months
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sunliv · 1 year
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WIDNFKDNFK CACKLING OVER ONE OF THE FLASHBACKS SONIC HAS IS JUST SHADOW STRAIGHT UP PUNCHING SONIC
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shiftythrifting · 2 years
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d0vely · 2 months
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Tuvok, you absolutely SQUANDERED the opportunity.
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