#HE BULKING

[ageofbajabule]

he looks so cunty here. and i just need him. i need him bad.

#greta van fleet #gvf #josh kiszka #josh gvf #josh kiszka greta van fleet #HE BULKING #he literally fills out that suit now #GOD HELP ME

[soarrenbluejay]

Supervillains for a community. (Well, except those jerks over in Gotham, insular lot, but they’re they’re one problem) Of course they do- supervillains are a group defined by strong opinions and a willingness to see them through, often with a healthy dash of societal failures and trauma as a catalyst.

The fentons, while not active even on the online message boards, are well known and explosive when they do show up, full of fascinating insights and hours long rants on mad science on hair pin turns courtesy of that ADHD attention span. Bit of the cryptids you feel honored to bump into kind of deal. Besides, like a good quarter of the community as it aged, they’d settled down and had kids (not necessarily in that order) and taken it very seriously! Out in the middle of nowhere, where even the most fearsome government outpost members, the local branch of the IRS, quake before them in fear. Out of the way.

Reveal gone okay-ish, Danny moves to Gotham still to get some air bc now things are Akward and he landed that engineering scholarship which is loads better than any other college would give him with his track record. So- the mysterious Fenton children are finally crawling out of hiding! Everyone is psyched! And roll in to Gotham en masse to witness the fireworks!

Except Danny is Determined To Be Normal. He’s had enough of the throwing himself into harms way shit for a lifetime- he wants to be free to peacefully built Rube Goldberg machines and unintentional increasingly complex bombs to his hearts content. JAZZ, on the other hand- the coveted token Normal One, has finally snapped! She’s watched her baby brother she practically raised throw himself into danger over and over and could do nothing, and now that she’s exposed to this whole network of superheroes outside of small town Amnity, some of those uglier emotions are coming out. And boy is she pissed! And can’t afford to show it much while filing the paperwork to have Arkham legally razed to the ground!

See I love this idea of like, niches in superhero society. A villain the heroes know they can plop their kiddo down with for an exciting afternoon brawl while they take care of a particularly grisly case and come back to a few hours later ranting about some new life lesson and a new move they really want to try. A villain who has a functioning moral compass despite their somewhat batshit long term goal and you can contact to fuck with another villains’s plan so they can laugh at them and you can have an easy afternoon. One who pries up hostile architecture and fills in pot holes, idk man. Get creative here, there’s such potential!

So Jazz becomes a Training villain- someone the heroes know their sidekicks will walk away from in a fight 100% of the time, usually with some new lesson to ponder and only a couple of bruises. Sometimes even snacks!

She also absolutely ambushes mentors to check that they’re worth the kiddo, which they appreciate once they get over being jumped in a dark alley by a 7 foot Amazon trained force of nature. They are not used to being on that side of the jumping, it’s a little unnerving.

(Yes, she low key adopts Shazam upon checking in with him on cursory ‘is the main hero of this city and asshole’ checkin. Yes, the super clones get yoinked out from under Superman’s negligent thumb to go have a blast with Ellie. What about it?)

This however only encourages more assorted weirdos to crawl out of the woodwork. It’s not often one of their own forfeits their potential spot for the running of the coveted Most Normal I Swear prize, but when they do it’s bound to be good! But jazz is off hounding various heroes and punching the faces in of pedophiles and shit whenever there’s no cape within easy reach, and so is a mite bit harder to contact than Danny, who has innocently gotten an apprenticeship under a clockworker for access to their workshop and is gleefully going about doing nerdy shit with great abandon.

Plus this is Gotham. No one gives a shit if someone in the Mad Alchemist uniform and still smoking from their latest experiment pokes their head in a window to bother the local shrimp teen- none of the usual social rules apply, everyone’s crazy here! So everyone drops any and all attempts at masking and just acts their genuine unhinged selves, much to the alarm of the Bats and frustration of Danny.

Bc he cannot get these mfers to go. Away. Even liberal use of the creep stick has little effect when the interloper is calibrated for an opponent with super speed or laser vision or whatever, and he’s trying to maintain his guise as a Normal College Student Do No Investigate.

So he calls in the big guns. He’s not super active in the supervillain kids group chat ever since things in amnity calmed the fuck down post becoming King and then immediately using a loophole that says he will not take the throne until he is grown, as defined by finishing learning his trade a la the medieval standards Pariah set up. So he can just take his sweet ass time with his graduate degree and out of inter dimensional bull shit that much longer! Point is, he hasn’t taken the chance to rant over there in a while, so his Crazy friends are getting a lil worried.

The change to come over and shout at their batshit crazy but (mostly) well meaning parent AND see Danny? Score!

The bats, however, are getting awfully suspicious about this one kid that villains from all over the country are flocking to, especially young and upcoming ones as of recently! And he’s acting his engineering course- all the worst rogues are known to have flown through their PhD studies prior to Cracking. They seem to have a real problem on their hands with this Fenton guy.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #mad science #supervillain community #bonus points if you can pull out some super niche comic villain #justice for kite man #local child of a crazy chemist: so you know that trick you showed me with the soda and the reaction that could turn into just like all foam #Danny: yeah and also back the fuck up #lcoacc: so it’s been like my comfort food right but like I started wondering what you could do #danny: oh no (he says while making what amounts of an overachieving smoke bomb) #lcoacc: so I was like what if I add more of a base to it so it could be solid and then maybe just like a LIL acid to see what happens #Danny: oh ancients #lcoacc: but then the killjoy supes came in a ruined everything from where I was ruining lex Luther’s day #Danny:… did you get in on camera #lcoacc: OF COURSE. oh also like everyone ever if coming over for a sleepover lol #Danny: WHAT I CANT FEED YOU MONSTERS #lcoacc: no worrries we’ll rob a bulk store or something lol #Danny: nO

[ex-jock-enthusiast]

OK i usually try not to do this coz this is predominantly a transformations blog, but I couldn't help myself - a collection of this thicc king at full size from the last few months! Not a buttoned shirt or pair of pants in sight!

Edit: oops this post got more traction than the old one, its in the tags but just making clear, his name is romanthewizard on insta :D

#bulk #bulking #ex jock #exjock #hunky to chunky #fittofat #male gainer #belly #gay gainer #weight gain #seriously he is amazing check out his insta #romanthewizard

[frownyalfred]

Broke: Dick hates being Batman because he’s his own vigilante and doesn’t want the responsibility of the cowl

Woke: Dick hates being Batman because he has to bulk for a few weeks beforehand in order to look convincing in the suit

I feel like Dick gets the heads up text from Bruce, groans, and turns around to hit Costco for chicken breast and greek yogurt.

Because he’s muscular as Nightwing, absolutely, but he’s not carrying as much muscle on a given day like Jason and Bruce are. He needs to be more agile than them, and as a result he’s a little leaner.

Taking on the cowl, even temporarily, means bulking up as quickly as possible. Because even if he pads the suit, the goons don’t know that. They’re still gonna hit Batman like he’s carrying the same amount of mass.

#thoughts #as I hit the gym thinking about a bulk #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #dick grayson #nightwing #me on my ‘Jason is a more convincing Batman in the suit but he would never wear it’ hc again #dick is phenomenal and a fantastic actor #but maybe he’s just a little short and lean #fic ideas #hmmmmm

[megamindsupremacy]

You know, our natural assumption is that Peter Parker is just SO genius and crafty that at age 16 he developed a web formula in his high school chem class that even twenty years later teams of scientists can’t replicate with millions of dollars in supplies and equipment but like. No offense to Peter but no 16 year old in a high school chem lab could outsmart 20 years worth of technological process+the greatest chemists of their generation+millions of dollars in funding. My theory is that Peter’s formula is so basic (but ingenious!), using such shitty supplies and equipment, that no scientist worth their degree would even consider trying to replicate the formula with his methods. He accidentally took the Glass Onion route to outsmarting these guys which was “just go dumber” and it’s worked for literal decades

#mads posts #Peter Parker #spiderman #Spider-Man #like I love him but he cannot be that good! he’s a genius but not that genius! #Peter and his shitty bulk ordered chemicals + a half working Bunsen burner VS the entirety of Oscorp: who would win? #trick question it’s the 16 year old #containment breach

[bigcatbulges]

Source - DANNON_511

(Artist's FurAffinity Itaku Pixiv Bluesky and Picarto)

#gay furry #gay furry pecs #gay furry bulge #gay furry pits #gay furry hyena #artists twitter above #i simply huff the pits until i pass out #gay furry jockstrap #i hope hes a personal trainer i would absolutely be his client and beg for him to let him smell him as a reward #if i bulk up enough he'll fuck me while i huff his jockstrap 😍

[ahhrenata]

he’s forgotten what he was going to ask

but when faced with a sweaty, post-training thorin, who can blame him 😅

#i found this bts pic of a sleeveless Richard/thorin on Pinterest and my mind went here #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #bagginshield fanart #the hobbit #lotr #lotr fanart #he needs more hair and scars and bulk but i was making it look weird so this is my happy medium

[softcitrus2345]

He may have gotten a tad bit carried away... 😳 The next batch of pages from "Dirty Bulk"-

#man is BEACHED #he won't be moving for the next 3-5 business days NJFDSGD #softcitrus matt #exjock #stuffing #weight gain art #wg #softcitrus Dirty Bulk

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 168

Flash messes with time, in doing so Danny ends up in a bad position.Danny was totally by coincidence summoned to clockworks towers. He gets back to see His parents way are now way big mad scientist. Like on the leagues watch list mad scientist. Like villainous mad scientist. But the two do hide there identities shockingly well.

Danny in this never had his accident. So his parents had enlisted his rouges to help cause chaos and mayhem. The world is now constantly pestered by ghost from the zone.

Phantom does not exist. No one is friends with jazz or Danny out of fear.

Jazz is the one to realize something is wrong, followed by the parents who want to forcibly make Danny help them, even if it means breaking him. Jazz helps Danny escape.

Danny had it and knows it has to be flashes fault. Clockwork has told him stories about flash, mainly to make fun of him. But it has to be his fault.

Cue Danny dragging jazz along to go yell at flash for messing with time. Flash has no idea who Danny is (he was small time Danny had avoided them). Danny is not having it at all just screaming at him about his parents being crazy, none of his friends being his friends and blames him for the ghost problem now facing the world.

#dpxdc #Danny is mad #jazz is confused #be fun if flash can’t fix it #as the world was worse before #Danny didn’t see how bad it was cause he was in the ghost zone #Danny now has a ghost problem to deal with #vlad is totally helping #he is down #the three would make a good villain trio #flash messes with time #but clockwork finds it funny the bulk of the time #clockwork was not letting Danny loose his powers and had him in his tower #that way the effects didn’t hit him

[artiststarme]

Wayne always takes Steve’s side during arguments. It doesn’t matter if he agrees or not and according to Eddie, it’s because he has a bone to pick with him.

But Wayne always says he argues on Steve’s behalf because he hasn’t had enough people on his side in the past. In reality though, Eddie is right. Wayne’s still mad that his asshole of a nephew used all of his Folger’s coffee without replacing it. To him, that’s grounds for war and he’ll give Steve all the ammunition he needs.

#Eddie gets his pettiness from uncle Wayne #Steve loves it and when he figures out the reasoning behind it he buys Wayne Folgers in bulk #Eddie just wants Steve to stop corrupting his uncle #stranger things #steddie #headcanon #steve harrington #eddie munson #uncle wayne #wayne munson

[lobster-lover]

homestucks from ??? recently ??? idk!!! you might have to guess!! he he ho ho

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #my horrible torture for only posting doodles in bulk is i have to tag everyone #oh well #davesprite #john egbert #caliborn #not tagging gamzee he doesnt deserve it #dave strider #karkat vantas #jack noir #peregrine mendicant #calliope #roxy lalonde #also not tagging the felt guys SORRY i dont remember . their names

[cherium-meadows]

I want y’all to know I’ll be back once I’m done having my fill w/ the new update LMAOO

In the mean time why did he do this when I gave him an egg😭😭😭😭

#stardew valley #alex stardew valley #alex sdv #stardew valley 1.6 #spoilers #every other time I give him an egg he’s normal and like thanks this is great for bulking up #but this time he was like lemme just crack that bad boy right open #alright fuckin Gaston lmao??? #also I’m still using the Yandere mod tho this is my oc Elijah #I made him years ago but I wanted to remake his file bc I haven’t touched it in years #and it has like 100+ hours on that farm #anyways massive adv brain rot rn #none of you will escape me

[sunderwight]

Nie Huaisang pulling a Jaskier where somehow everyone thinks he's physically tiny, because of how he tailors his clothes and the way he moves and acts and refers to himself, but in actuality he's almost the same height and shoulder width as Nie Mingjue and the impression of him as "just a little guy" is a carefully crafted illusion that would shatter if the main cast all lined up naked together.

#mdzs #cql #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #nie huaisang #like I wouldn't say he has nie mingjue's build precisely because he doesn't actually train nearly as much #but the framework is still there #everyone assumes his flashy outfits are adding bulk to him #meanwhile those 'shoulder pads' are in fact like 99% actual shoulder #and if you ask lan xichen he'd say that nie huaisang is shorter than him but taller than a'yao (though most people are taller than a'yao) #but nie huaisang is in fact half an inch taller than lan xichen and has been since he was seventeen #that sort of thing

[ministarfruit]

"my oshis graduated" outfit swap

#yeah this one was for me #tsukumo sana #magni dezmond #vtuber #holofateswap #hololive #holostars #holocouncil #holotempus #it's funny bc after they graduated I was like #oh I won't draw them anymore out of respect ^_^ #but unfortunately I missed them too much so here I am. drawing them still #I should reiterate that I'm happy that they're taking care of themselves #and that they're happier now! #I just cherish the memories we made together also #I think that's the best way to put it #BLOWS THEM A BIG CHEESY KISS #vespy is also my oshi but I cannot draw big buff men in tight outfits for the life of me. NEXT TIME MAYBE #I already struggle with axel and he's like. not even that bulked up #I'M TRYING MEN </3 #oh that tag sounds fucking weird out of context #i'm leaving it though

[bulkhummus]

when your husbands a chronic liar but ur brain is the size of a walnut

#carlos says ine nice thing to cecil and he forgets everything hes mad about its like a reset button #yeah theyre complicated and intense and in love but they’re also dumb as bricks and that part is important #this is called #how many lines and words can bulk fit onto one page #wtnv #welcome to night vale #cecilos #cecil palmer #carlos the scientist #carlos robles #i hate that he has two fucking tags now ill kill him with my fists #art tag

[moviesatmidnight212]

“It brings me no joy to say this to you, but I warned you…”

#war happened #guess who diiiiiied #mtmte #transformers #maccadams #tf #tfe nightshade #tfe tarantulas #tfe #earthspark spoilers #tf earthspark #this was meant to be a sketch #you can see where I gave up #cough the spider legs cough #I will draw the spider boi again HES TOO DETAILED HOLY FUCK #and he’s all BULK a #and he slouches?? #ugh so hard to draw #angst #this shows too happy #my doodle got out of hand #I’m also 100% convinced that Tarantulas has optics under his visor ala that one shot of Chromedome from the comic #you know which one I mean #I’m also 100% convinced Tarantulas is lying about SOMETHING #my tfe art