#Harley answers asks

[harley-sunday]

55

Spotify wrapped 2022 drabbles  - where you send me a number from 1 - 100 and I’ll write a 5-sentence drabble based on that song in my Spotify Wrapped list.

# 55 Shield - Angelina Jordan Pairing: Carlos Sainz jr x reader Warnings: mentions of a miscarriage AN: I chose hurt/angst and regret nothing.

“Please be my shield against all that's blue Love me and lead me and I’ll carry through Keep me from danger, don’t leave me too soon Forgive me for all that I am”  

“I love you.”

You hear the words but don’t really listen, don’t allow them to land so they’re forever floating in the infinite space between where you are sitting in the corner of the couch, knees pulled up and hugging them to your chest tightly, trying to come to grasp with this new reality where you’re no longer becoming a mother and you’ve denied him the opportunity of being a dad, and where he’s sitting on the coffee table, wrists resting on his knees, wringing his hands as if to keep from making any sudden movements, like you’re a wounded animal he tries to gain the trust of. 

Maybe you are. 

“I love you,” he says again, a little louder this time, confidence and conviction seeping through every word, like it’s inevitable. Like it’s enough. 

Maybe it is. 

#Harley answers asks #Spotify wrapped drabbles #Carlos Sainz jr x reader #F1 drabble #Harley Sunday x Carlos Sainz jr

[emthimofnight]

How are Sonic and Shadow reacting to Stellar when they find out that she is competing against a literal Hedgehog? Lol-

Shadow seems to think this is a COMBAT based competition....

@sonic-fankid-showdown @confused-bagel

#answered asks #stellar the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #shadonic #sth #sonic #shadow #rapidfire-harley davidson #sonic oc #not my oc #sonic fankid showdown #sonadow fanchild #sonadow fankid #sonic fankid #my art #sketch

[tiffycat]

3 with harlivy please?

here are the lovely ladies <3

ask meme (reqs closed)

#harlivy #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #pamela isley #poison ivy #dc #dc comics #ask #answer

[hypewinter]

Jazz wasn't crazy. People might argue that burning her childhood home to the ground with her parents still inside would be an indicator of insanity. But how else was she supposed to react after coming back home from college to find out her parents had brutally killed her brother via vivisection?

Dying her hair blonde wasn't crazy either before anyone asked. Plenty of girls dyed their hair when they needed a change. Besides, she could never live with herself if she kept the same hair color as that vile woman.

Admittedly Jazz would have to secede moving to Gotham had been a little crazy but it was the perfect place to start fresh and blend in despite her "quirks". She had even picked out a nice new identity for herself.

Clearly Jazz was not crazy as she had managed to land a job at Arkham Asylum as a psychiatrist. If she were really insane would they have ever hired her? No they wouldn't have.

Jazz was not crazy. She was very much sane. Just like her precious Mr. J.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #hyper prompts #winter's tales #not sure which one this fits under more #surprise! jazz is harley quinn #do not ask me how my brain concocted this for i truly have no idea #i was merely as vessel for my own crazy thoughts in this case #btw y'all i tried to look up whether harley was a psychologist or a psychiatrist because i couldn't remember #and i got conflicting answers #i think the general consensus is she's a psychiatrist who acts like a psychologist #because most writers don't know the difference #and by general consensus i mean i saw a total of one source that had that opinion #but it makes the most sense to me so i'm running with it #the same source (reddit) as theorized that she's a double major #which also makes sense because even in her origins she's studying psychology #but she's also going to med school!? #hello?? #you don't even need to be an expert or anything #just open a dictionary! #look it up on google! #something! #anywho #her job switches depending on the era comic run writer etc #you know basic comic book shenanigans #sorry for the rant y'all #it was just so mind boggling that it actually became a little funny #so i thought i'd share

[spacedace]

Dannys graduation class is especially liminal thanks to the portal and frequent ghost encounters/ Their overshadowing. Which means, that they subconsciously prefer places with high ecto ambience.

Gotham University already had their fair share of students from amity park, one of the only people outside from Gotham who would actually stay for the duration of their studies (thanks to them being used to ghost shenanigans). But this year its more than usual + even for Gothamites these Amity Parkers seem to be rather unhinged.

(I just need more liminal!Amity Parker shenanigans :D and thanks to WE Gotham has great scholarships available)

I had a lot of fun with this one! Thank you for the prompt!

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Robert’s hands shook as he brought the chalk to the blackboard, letter’s jagged and words illegible as he attempted to write the day’s lesson down.

Behind him was a silence beyond what the human mind was ready to comprehend. A room full of people, the sense of others in the room, and yet utter stillness. No soft scratch of pencils on paper, gentle taps of nails upon keyboards, no shifting of bodies or crinkling of snacks or soft murmur of voices of those at the back of the lecture hall whispering to each other.

It was something Professor Robert Herne hadn’t truly noticed before this semester. How much noise humans made even when they were sitting very quietly. Little things the brain filtered out so terribly noticeable until it was gone. The almost imperceptible hush of breaths. The absent hum of a chorus of heartbeats. Things you didn’t realize you were used to hearing until they were suddenly, horribly gone.

The chalk broke beneath his hand.

The students sat in impossible, unbearable stillness, watching him.

They were always watching him.

Unblinking eyes, fathomless and deep and knowing knowing knowing. They looked at him and saw. Empty voids that threatened to swallow him whole if he made the mistake of meeting their terrible, all consuming gazes.

His hand shook harder, the broken chalk in his hold crumbling to fine dust. His breathing came harder, heart pounding. Behind him figures stretched long, twisting and unnatural, more and more unblinking eyes opening to stare at him, mouths stretching, faces warping, skin mottling to impossible shades, sharp teeth and pointed ears. Still as death, unmoving, he could feel the weight of them pressing down upon him from all sides and, and, and -

He screamed.

-

Miriam Schuster, Dean of Gotham University, sat with her head in her hands at her desk. Outside on the quad yet another of the school’s professors was being carried away on a stretcher, screaming and frantic as his class of students all milled about worried for him at a distance.

Herne was the third one in the past month.

Amity kids, she swore, they got weirder and weirder every year. And unlike some members of the University staff, she was qualified to say that. She was an Amity Park kid once upon a time, she knew her home town was weird. Even before the ghost stuff started happening they had a reputation for being odd. She’d certainly creeped out more than a few of her own professors over the years as a student, and still put some people on edge whenever she forgot to make an active effort to appear more…for lack of a better word, normal.

This year’s batch was weird even by her standards though. Far more ecto-contaminated than the students that had joined the university in previous years and it showed. The entire non-Amity half of several courses had dropped in the first week of the semester. They’d had more dorm-room transfer requests than they’d ever seen before. TAs were refusing to work in classes that had Amity Parkers in them. And the professors…

Herne gave another scream of terror outside, shrieking about silence and eyes and being watched. Miriam sighed again.

The professors were not able to cope with the freshmen class at all.

Scrubbing her face in her hands, Miriam leaned back in her seat and looked down at the papers spread out before her. Transfer paperwork to group all the new batch of Amity kids into the same classes so that they weren’t quite so spread around. Keep them contained, as much as it was possible to do so. The problem with having them all in one place though was that the effect of them being so…well, Amity, was far more intense. Which left her with the question of just who she was going to be able to get to teach these classes.

Gotham was more up to Amity Parker strangeness than just about anywhere else - outside of Amity itself of course - and even the Gothamites where having trouble keeping up. It was going to take a special kind of person to be able to handle them.

Miriam glanced out her window again to where the ambulance was trundling away with Herne aboard to Arkham. The civilian mental facilities hadn’t been up to the kind of psychosis caused by direct contact with this year’s batch of Amity Parkers.

Hmm, she considered. That might be an idea.

She’d have to make some phone calls.

-

“Alright settle down! I know you’re all a rowdy bunch, but I’m gonna need yous to sit pretty for me for the next hour so we can go over the new syllabus.”

To anyone else, there wouldn’t have been any kind of perceptible difference to the utter stillness of the room. The rows of seated students were as still and motionless as they’d ever been, not even their chests seeming to move as they sat and stared, unblinking.

The new professor smiled widely. “Thank you! And hear I heard yous were all a bunch of troublemakers, ha!” A deft hand snatched up a piece of chalk, drawing large looping letters on the board with plenty of flourishes. “Welcome to Psych 101! You can all call me Professor Quinzel!”

Harley spun to face her class, smiling brightly at the eager gleam in the eyes of her new students.

The class, with eyes a little too bright and teeth a little too sharp and shapes a little too wrong when viewed from the corner of the eye all smiled back brightly. It was such a relief to finally have a professor that actually had her shit together.

#spaced asks and ace answers #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp prompt #harley quinn #danny phantom #batman #amity parkers are weird #liminal amity parkers #love a class full of Amity Parker weirdos looking at Harley Quinn and being like: oh thank god someone normal #Harley is having the best time being a professor #the batfam are very nervous about the next generation of psychologists and psychiatrists to come out of Gotham U

[tea-is-absolutely-mandatory]

A sweet treat for the best rogue! 🥧

The result was compromised due to external intervention...

#joker strikes again #maybe the real best rogue was the friends we made along the way #edward nygma #no i want my fucking sweet treat #the joker #batman rogues #dc joker #dc riddler #dc penguin #harley quinn #catwoman #poison ivy dc #dc #digital art #answering asks🎉

[shittyjadedaily]

Hey! You should annoy Karkat.

#shittyJadeDaily #Jade Harley #Homestuck #Karkat Vantas #JadeKat #Queuestuck #Mod Alex #Ask Answered #confusedHomestuckTrash

[daycare-days]

To all of the kids - what're your favorite animals?

Sudden and unintelligible noise and chatter fill the room as almost all of them start talking at once.

In summary:

Jade and Jake - too many to possibly list and count but agree that their dog Bec is the bestest boy and their cat Gigi is super cool (jake's more partial to him than Jade is though

Dirk and Hal: Horses. Hands down.

Roxy: kitties!!!!!! :D

Rose: She likes the strange creatures her mom draws for her books.

John: Unsure, but sea creatures are pretty neat

Jane: She thinks bunnies are really cute :)

#homestuck #daycare days #homestuck ask blog #daycare au #dave strider #dirk strider #lil hal #roxy lalonde #rose lalonde #jane crocker #john egbert #jade harley #jake english #dave's not feeling too talkative right now #also please enjoy the little cute hair styling fun #so many colours <3 #answered asks

[9haharharley1]

Since it doesn't exist on the list, I wanna see your aftercare headcanon for Vlad and Danny. I feel like Vlad would be AMAZING at aftercare

Vlad excels at aftercare. The man wants nothing more than to take care of someone, and who better to pamper than his little badger? And after a scene, he's always quick to lavish the praise, simply showering Danny with "Good boy," and "so wonderful, absolutely beautiful for me," and "You did so good for me, Daniel, just perfect." He'll run a bath with scented bath bombs and bubbles, light a few candles, and depending on how rough he was there may even be a cheese platter waiting for them to share, pick Danny up and cradle him close in his arms, press gentle kisses to his lips and face and settle them both in the bath for a long soak and cuddle.

He'll wash Danny's hair and body, still praising and kissing his neck and shoulders, and Danny will tremble and shake in his arms despite the heat of the water. Danny will turn around, straddling Vlad's legs, kiss him sweetly, and then offer to wash Vlad's hair. Vlad let's him, of course. Danny washes his hair, taking his sweet time as Vlad's head falls back, exposing his neck, moaning softly, and Danny will lean in and kiss his neck, maybe even leaving a playful bite. Then, after Vlad's hair is rinsed and conditioned, Danny will soap up his chest, feeling him up all over as he does, and they're both well aware of the tension between them.

Sometimes Danny will ride him there in the bath, slow and gentle, as Vlad cradles him close and whispers sweet nothings in his ear, letting Danny control the pace, both of them falling apart in the other's arms. Sometimes, they just finish washing, kissing and touching, and just simply being together. They get out, dry off, and Danny leads Vlad back to the bed where they snuggle close, still touching gently, still kissing sweetly, falling asleep in each other's arms.

#asks #thank you for asking!! #harley writes #my writing #harley answers #pompep #pompous pep

[kitnita]

thomas harley on the bond in the locker room   —   WCF 2023   —   05.28.23

I notice you’re wearing your Otter shirt there. Uh, I think Otter’s brother has a Dellandrea jersey, uh, with Jamie coming back, what is all that, you know, brotherhood like? Just, I mean, it does seem like there’s a lot that goes on behind the scenes, I mean, just watching Jake and Ty on the podium the other night, they were both extremely happy for each other.

Yeah, um, we’re all very close with each other, we spend a lot of time with each other. Um, we want to win for each other, so I think that’s huge and I think that’s a big reason why we’re having [the] success we do. Um, but, yeah, it’s one of the few clean shirts I have as well, so. 

#hockey #stars #dallas stars #thomas harley #alskdjhfg not getting pettymad at mike heika is a full time job #harls was ready to answer after he asked about the brotherhood & then heika just tacked on more! which harls didn't even touch aksjdhfg #harls: yeah we all like each other. idk what ty and jake have going on though. none of my business #z:edit

[inthememetime]

Danny in Gotham City except instead of being adopted by the Batclan, Harley Quinn calls dibs and shows the secretly halfa-dead kid the ropes of living in Gotham.

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Oh. My. Ancients

Ok I hope you're ready to be tagged in random dp fic idead I have bc you have the best ones.

Danny adopted by Harley

They make so many puns Damien wants to murder them both and cry

The Joker hates him because he's actually funny

Can you say pranks? The number of pranks these two would pull would be just amazing. That's half the fic. The jokes and pranks

FOUND FAMILY FOUND FAMILY FOUND-

Danny brings ghost friends home, they're super weird and creepy, but Harley just wants to hang out and find out how Ember gets her hair to look like that

They bond over beating Spectra's ass, bc you cannot tell me Dr. Harleen Quinzel would tolerate that fake evil psychiatrist in HER city

Harley starts giving ghosts legit therapy

Danny is living with a crazy person but his mental health has never been better

Harley and Jazz bonding

Harley sometimes uses Danny as storage space- just puts her hand in Phantom's chest and pulls out a gun or something and whoever she was about to fight faints

If Danny is a young Ghost King he kills the Joker, or lets the ghosts of the people he's killed out on him

Actually, depending on what the Joker does, he prob will anyway because Harley is His Family

Vlad shows up Back On His Bullshit (tm), and he expects to fight Phantom. He does NOT expect the absolute chaos that is Harley Quinn protecting her bby

Give me clown woman kicking that incel SOB's ass all the way back to Wisconsin

Danny gets kidnapped, the kidnappers think he's a Wayne and they'll get money, but Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, and Catwoman show up

Danny exploring the crime-ridden underbelly of Gotham with the same joy of exploring the GZ, learning its rules to the point when he finally meets one of the Batfam, they think he was born there bc he Has The Vibes

Danny and Harley help people by doing crime

Bonus

Half-dead bros- you can't tell me, Danny and Jason wouldn't get along, and do a live stream where Jason, Harley, Danny, and Poison Ivy (in costume) paint eachother's nails and gripe

Danny paints Poison Ivy's nails because she can't poison him when he's Phantom

Danny heps Jason get ahold of the ectoplasm affecting him and Jason unlocks cool powers

#danny phantom #inthememetime #danny phantom au #harley quinn #dp x dc #the vibes #ask answered #chaos clown woman and chaos ghost boi solidarity #u givin me IDEAS

[harley-sunday]

10

Spotify wrapped 2022 drabbles  - where you send me a number from 1 - 100 and I’ll write a 5-sentence drabble based on that song in my Spotify Wrapped list. .

# 10 Pressure (ft Tove Lo) - Martin Garrix Pairing: Pierre Gasly x reader Warnings: NSFW AN: Spicy Pierre

“Crave you back with me Pretend I'll be good”

“Pierre-” It comes out in both a prayer and a curse, his name rolling off the tip of your tongue so desperate you can almost taste it.

He hums against your clit, all teeth and tongue while he pumps two fingers into you, knowing you’re on borrowed time and so he picks up his pace, eager to give you the high you’ve been chasing for the past five minutes or so. He bites down then, ever so gently, and curls his fingers just right and it’s enough to send you over the edge, grinding against him as he laps up your juices. 

You’re not sure how long it takes you to ride out your orgasm but in the end it’s a knock on the door of his drivers room that pulls you out of your blissful state and back into the real world, letting out a quiet whimper when Pierre licks through your folds one last time before he pulls away. 

When he stands up there’s a wicked grin playing on his lips and he leans in then, lips ghosting over yours before he licks into your mouth, making you taste yourself on his tongue until he steps back and shoots you a wink, “Keep yourself wet for me, ma chatte. I’ll see you after the press conference.”

You do as you’re told, of course you do, and so you sneak your hand down just as he zips up his race suit and steps into the garage, your fingers sliding through your folds with ease from the way he’s left you absolutely wrecked.

#Harley answers asks #Spotify wrapped drabbles #Pierre Gasly x reader #F1 drabble #Harley Sunday x Pierre Gasly #If it's a driver's number I'll try to use that driver for the drabble #but if you have someone specific in mind #just add them to the ask

[emthimofnight]

Autumn: Hi Stellar! How are you doing and feeling about competing in the showdown? I wish you the best of luck! :)

she's not doing okay... she doesn't wanna compete against a sweet little baby 😭 (Rapidfire-Harley Davidson belongs to @confused-bagel) @sonic-fankid-showdown

#answered asks #sonic fankid showdown #autumn the quokka #rapidfire-harley davidson #stellar the hedgehog #sonadow fanchild #sonadow fankid #shadonic #sonadow #sth #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonarry fankid #barry the quokka #sonic oc #my art

[toastypockets]

Can you draw Hiro as Harley Quinn?

i can get behind this crossover idea... he's like a Harley Hamada or something

#big hero 6 #hiro hamada #dc #harley quinn #crossover #fanart #i had another similar ask but i'm only answering for this one #it's a little overdue ik sorryyy 🥺🙏

[mysterycitrus]

top 5 most HATED dc ships? (excl. obvious gross shit)

1. all variations of roy and jtodd — never have i ever met a preboot roy fan who likes the character lobotomy necessary to make this ship work

2. babs gordon + any of the main male batfam members (excluding oracle/nightwing and luke fox) — bruce timm ur crimes against women shall never be forgiven

3. damian and raven — it’s time she’s freed from the goth gf allegations + dating boys half her age. get gar logan away from her too

4. donna + terry long — that man deserves jail time

5. superman + wonder woman— a crime against common sense

#im probably forgetting some but oh well #ask game #the ask and the answer #dc comics #excluding the obvious ones like joker/harley

[mordimor]

Request?

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#i wasn't entirely sure what this was asking but hope you like it! #answered #yoylecake420 #my art #homestuck #jade harley