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wilsons-divorce-papers · 11 months
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the season 1 dads got twitter
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a-spy-in-hisui · 2 days
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Rei : Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow ?
Marc : The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they carry the burden of my existence.
Shinx (tired) : Shin...
Rei : Literally all you had to do was say no...
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bookwyrminspiration · 2 years
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“I may, I suppose, take it that we are all acquainted with the facts that are in these papers.“
the characters in Dracula are also in a book club where they also read Dracula
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shining-m00nlight · 1 year
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Ned/Cat/Ashara/Elia!!! Are you trying to kill Ned? I mean I love it but still damn
Hahaha he will be fine. Also it is very important to me that people know that this is a four people are in love and married to eachother situation.
I have never written anything with this but if I would it would include a scene of Robb being like: I have to clarify that my dad has not three wives! My mom has two wives and a husband! The first one sounds like my dad could be cool enought to actually pull three women, which he is not.
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koifsssh · 11 months
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Today is Danny day! You might see him sooner or later, depends on if I get distracted or not, but I must go and sit him down and interview him!
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nexeliam · 1 year
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Sallow literally sounding like“bastard” in French
Can’t stop snickering over the fact they changed his name in the french version of the game for this reason (sallow → salaud). 
So say bonjour to Sebastian Pallow.
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fefairys · 1 year
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i love saying ____SWEEP!!! for the poll option i chose but it is especially funny when it is the losing option by quite a bit
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pandagirl45 · 1 year
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BB-What Sauce?
(From the unhinge mind of my boyfriend and I)
[Avenger Press Conference]
Steve: *waiting for it to start* *opens his bag of food huffing* damn, where is my bbc sauce
Tony: *hears it whipping his head over in Steve’s direction grinning* 
*everyone is silent as it was over the microphone*
Steve: Wait o-o’... wait,I mean Q! Q... I meant BBQ, not C
Tony: I mean, I heard it and everyone else have too
Steve: Tony... *blushing redder glaring* I meant BBQ!
Tony: I sure you meant that Steve *laughing covering his face* I mean are you sure you didn’t want BBC sauce? 
Steve: *getting ready to cause a scene* Tony! *held back by Natasha*
Tony: Don’t call to me, I’m not Rhodey, now am I? >:]
Steve: *tackles Tony* 
[In Fury’s office hours after the whole thing went viral]
Fury: *pauses the video* *about to have an aneurysm* Really? REALLY?! You are heroes!
Tony: *has a fading bruise with a shit eating grin* Yeah but Steve is a hero who wants his BBC sauce
Steve; *fuming in embarrassed rage blushing dark red* I’ll kill you!
Tony: *still teasing Steve laughing harder*
Natasha: *holding him back again* I am not Strong! Bucky stop your boyfriend!
Bucky: *howling in laughter wheezing* *waves at her* I don’t control hii- *laughs more*
Fury: *idly wonders if he can replace them all* 
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heart-select · 11 months
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:0 you did the runaway animatic?? I've seen some of your comics before, but had no idea the animatic was you! Very impressive
thank you!! and yes, I did!! i've found it's very common for people to know some of my work but then only realize its me a bit later because i don't sit still enough in one fandom. It's a delight seeing reactions because sometimes i just forget to put forward that i draw and animate other fandoms when meeting people/go into communities.
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Today’s line:
“What are you gonna do with her?” he asked over his shoulder while soaking the rags in the sink.
Yeah. That was an excellent question. “Fuck,” Cedric said under his breath. His plan of getting rid of her as quickly as possible definitely wouldn’t work out. She needed time to heal, a place to rest and a few good meals if she should be able to at least stand on her own feet again.
“Really?” Yvan turned around, leaning back against the sink. He seemed to be done with cleaning up for now. “Didn’t think she’s your type.”
“That’s not funny,” Cedric snapped.
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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princeshilo · 2 months
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months
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Knowledge Revenge.
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punk-dad-sharkz · 6 months
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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
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