#Museum Guides

[temeyes]

my darling tsukki!

#i still can't believe he works at a museum in post-timeskip like?? that's so fitting??? #my dinosaur loving dinosaur living his dream as a curator/tour guide?? good for him #i can imagine tsukki stoically explaining sculptures and paintings but his eyes are all lit up when they reach the dinosaur section LMAO #i'd give tsukki all the strawberry shortcakes in the world!!!!!!! ILOVEHIMSOMUCH!! #my art #2024 #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #hq #hq!! #tsukishima kei #tsukishima #haikyuu tsukishima #haikyuu tsukki #tsukki #kei tsukishima #art #fanart #digital art #digital drawing #anime #manga #sketch #doodle

[andy-clutterbuck]

requested by Anonymous

#here ya go! #Rick Grimes #* #rg #The Ones Who Live #ya tried™ babe #there was an attempt #his hair tho #will anyone ever be over the second gif? #survey says NO #if you are i don't trust you #excuse me but The Nose™ #*museum tour guide voice* and in the last gif you will see the actual Iron Throne #anyone with a semblance of sense would start a war to sit there

[chickncasserol]

I am BEGGING my tma/tmagp lovers to give a listen to the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality - eldrich horror? yes. cursed/ultranatural items? yes. a (canonically(?)) autistic main character who's increasing self awareness is both amusing and entirely relatable? yes.

ITS SO GOOD TRUST ME - and deserves a bigger following because it is genuinely SO well done -

#and theres a CAT #tmmommam #tma #mag pog #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality #audio tour guide #tmagp #podcast recs #not to be weird abt my podcast hyper fixations #mistoholme museum has me more encaptured than tma #its so good #like so good #jon sims

[jetlaggingbehind]

an integral part of any good podcast is 'main character voiced by the creator' and 'side character also voiced by the creator'

#and the rarer variant: podcast completely voiced by the creator aka #malevolent #i love y'all even if I have to pull up the transcript to understand what the hell ur saying🥰 #tma #wolf 359 #hi nay #the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality #the godfrey audio guide #theres def more i can't remember all of them rn #will update when they come to me in a dream #mistholme #w359 #the magnus archives #hfth #juni speaks

[thatsbelievable]

#How to Construct a Woolly Mammoth Skeleton in the Privacy of Your Own Museum of Natural History #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #museum #woolly mammoth #skeleton #my cousin Hector (8) is pretty good at drawing big animals #so I bet he would be really great at drawing a woolly mammoth skeleton #you could use that as a guide when putting together your skeleton or whatever #just saying #you know #keep it in the back of your mind

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

AI Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

Imogen (Stellar Firma):

#IMOGEN 💥💥💥💥💥 #she invented a guy to just put them in situations that she couldnt do herself bcs she is . an ai . #she gave this guy to the most horrific man known to anyone and the only help she gave him was . giving him almost the same rights as humans #not according to anyone else but to her yeah #shes an ai who didn't want to work for big evil human corp so she made a guy who could let her not do that #i love her sm #i cannot hear the words ' watch it buster ' without thinking of her #shes soooooo <33333 #man i should relisten to stellar firma i miss her

The Audio Tour Guide AKA Mistholme (The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality):

The ATG is a sentient museum audio tour guide for a museum full of spooky artifacts. It is both completely lovely and kind of bitchy

Sentient AI who is a real sweetie. Got pulled into too many adventures after the museum went on lockdown. Gives tours most of the time but is also the museum now and oversees daily goings on

A magic/tech hybrid AI exploring its own personhood and sentience as it grows. Could easily take over the museum it has become a part of but is a very kind soul. Most demanding it has ever been was convincing its friend to pat a cat for it.

It's a tour guide in an alternatural museum. After facing some challenges and dealing with huge problems, guide learns new things about itself and the world around it and makes new friends. Its woe is trusting people (or not only people), forgetting that they might have bad intentions. Guide is the bestest friend ever.

Where do I even begin? The Guide literally exists on those audio tour devices, go look it up its so cute. It had to deal with its growing sentience and new emotions basically on its own. Was treated terribly by the human museum staff and it had to basically debate them until they accepted its new-found personhood (but it still uses it/its yayy)(the staff have since apologized for their actions and treat it equally now). At some point it was hooked up to the museum mainframe which was supposed to be temporary, but as it turns out The Guide is actually great at running the museum and would like to stay this way. This eventually leads to a small identity crisis since it now sees itself as the museum itself, and its consciousness and responsibilities are a lot grander than when it was just a tiny little tour device. But it's figuring that out, and it still likes being the museum, thus The Guide also counts as a sapient location! It becomes besties with a creepy bloodthirsty creature because they share the struggle of being constantly dehumanized. It fucked around with the fae and found out. It has to deal with time travel bullshit. It loves cats! It got to hang out with the embodiment of knowledge itself. And did I mentioned that throughout all of this it still gives museum tours to guests?!! what a cool guy!

Guide my beloved <3 (platonic)

#AI Bracket Round 2 #The Audio Tour Guide #Mistholme #Imogen #I.M.O.G.E.N. #Imogen Stellar Firma #The Mistholme Museum #The Mistholme Museum of Mystery Morbidity and Mortality #Stellar Firma

[navybrat817]

Listen listen L I S T E N

Idk if it's your jam but I've never seen this AU and I think you'd like it. It's not a request, but maybe it could be an inspiration for something? Or just a thought I want to share because I need to get it out of me!!! 😂 Now hear me out...

MuseumGuide!Bucky !!! I went to this interactive art deco museum which is like an apartment that is decorated in 30s furniture exactly how it would've looked like back then and all kinds of gadgets from those times. And the guide was such a hottie, all covered in tattoos and talked with such a passion i couldn't get my eyes off him. 😩🥵😍 And he showed us all the gadgets and even gave a glass of champagne.

Now imagine museum guide bucky and him not being able to take his eyes off you from the very start. Maybe showing you all the gadgets first, 'accidentally' brushing his hand against yours... 🫣

Okay, lovely. First, that guide sounds HOT and I love that for you.

Second, I read this earlier. Twice. And then I had to scream at @tavners because of how much I LOVE THIS! She had the BEST idea that he dresses in 40s garb at a WW2 exhibit.

She also has AN AMAZING idea for a date between our reader and museum guide and my muse is tempted to go crazy with it.

What do we think, lovelies? Do we want this man?

Love and thanks! ❤️

#navybrat answers #bucky barnes #museum guide!bucky barnes #possible future fic #i love everything about this #tavners #newgirlintheneighborhood #sending love ❤️ #asks are always appreciated

[icantseepurple]

Just a Mother and an Audio Tour Guide.

Found a new podcast I love, called “THE MISTHOLME MUSEUM OF MYSTERY, MORBIDITY, AND MORTALITY”. I am only on season 3 but I highly recommend it to anyone who likes podcasts. The scene above is pulled from season 3 episode 5.

#the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality #tmmommam #audio tour guide #mother #podcast #podcast recommendations #fanart #rip brookes #my art

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Do you sleep with socks on

this is such a random ask that I feel like i’m morally required to answer it lol

and the answer is- this ✨mysterious✨ museum curator obviously never sleeps soooo that answers your question :)

#ask #the hellsite answers #anonymous #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #shitpost #shit post #also I actually haven’t been sleeping and just have been spending every waking moment texting #because like if I wasn’t a ✨mystery✨on here i’d SCREAM FROM THE TOO OF MY LUNGS THAT I HAVE A WONDERFUL GIRLFRIEND NOW #AND AM TOO DISTRACTED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT TALK WITH HER AND AAAHHH #but i’m a complete and total ✨mystery✨ so i’m totally not saying that ahahaha nope #mysterious museum curator tour guide barbie obviously isn’t saying that and totally can contain her excitement and be so so chill about this #hahaha of course #you know it’s bad when I can’t help but EMOTION POST ON MY HHOF BLOG AAAHHH #help y’all I have to chill #definitely delete this tags later oops #I can’t not post them tho or I might explode #but also #like I didn’t post the other day for the first time in like 4 months #like wtf #am too busyyyyyy aaaahhh #this is when someone needs to scream ‘go to sleep miss curator’ into the void bc I might need that oops #this is a mega shitpost wow

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

#dyktc polls #polls #the museum audio tour guide #the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality #category: podcasts

[listenerofpodcasts]

[ID: Mistholme Museum fanart of the Guide's handheld audio device lying on a surface with the earbuds curled beside it. The small screen says "Oh god oh f*ck," and an electronic speech bubble colored with the nonbinary flag says "Shit, dude." End ID]

^^thanks for letting me know about putting an image description for accessability purposes, ya’ll are cool

appalled and distraught by the lack of Mistholme Museum content on the internet. so here, i’m giving you some. along with some nice colors.

grammarly is nuking my silly misspellings out of existence help

#audio tour guide #the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality #tmmommam #why did we make the acronym so long #it’s just like that i suppose #audio tour guide is so gender ngl #sometimes i wish i was it #but i’d rather not be aware that i’m constantly decomposing

[notsosecretlyalesbian]

“I hate to admit it, but I actually learned some stuff from you.”

Abbott Elementary | 02×22: Franklin Institute

#melissa schemmenti #lisa ann walter #abbott elementary #abbottelementaryedit #abbottelementarygifs #abbottgifs #abbottedit #dailyabbottelementary #notsosecretlyalesbian #my gifs #MELISSA MY DARLING SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH YOU #i can totally understand the museum guide though #i'm sure she'd like to learn some other things from Melissa 😏

[falenminds-blog]

are yall really still sleeping on the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality?????? really????!!?!?!? we're on the last season and you still haven't even heard anything about a man with a voice like honey and chocolate and coffee all at once?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!!!! yall....

#the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality #tmmommam #tour guide #the guide #the man with a voice like honey and chocolate and coffee all at once #fiction podcast #audio drama podcast #audio drama #fiction podcasts #podcast community #podcasts

[snarky-wallflower]

I have a lot of feelings about how the first time the Guide found out its true name, it was immediately used to hurt it.

just...that's the first name that was completely its own that it ever had. because Guide has always seemed more like a job description to me, even if we do shorten it to make it more of a name. and when it was first called Mistholme, that was immediately used to stifle it. and even after that, that name was used to control it for MONTHS! to keep it quiet, to make sure the truth of what happened didn't get out. its own name, something that should have only been the Guide's has never been used in a positive way for it.

How could you ever look at your own name in the -- I can't even say the same way, because that was the first time -- in a good way, ever, after that?

#the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality #the audio tour guide #i wonder if it will ever be comfortable using “mistholme” as its name after that #...maybe never #snarky speaks #something power of names something something control

[specialagentartemis]

pro tip though: asking tour interpreters at a historical museum about ghosts is, 9 times out of 10, a fantastic way to get them to dislike you

#I was once on a tour of a Civil War house museum and we were seeing where the house was used as a makeshift field hospital and you can still #see bloodstains on the floor—grisly stuff #And another guest asked the guide if there were any ghosts #And she went OFF at him #Kinda unprofessional ngl but I got it #My dad and I kinda locked eyes remembering the time at Kilmainham Gaol in Dublin #When my dad asked the guide about ghosts and the guide gave him a stern lecture about how #this place is about history and remembering the people who were held here and the political repression of Irish nationalists #Not sensationalist ghost tales #I have yet to meet a museum interpreter who likes this question #Museums

[chickncasserol]

todays gender is the man with a voice like honey and chocolate and coffee all at once <3

#the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality #mistholme #mistholme museum #tmmommam #the man with a voice like honey and chocolate and coffee all at once #audio tour guide