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watching queer eye with my ma and thinking that jonathan van ness somehow looks like both a beautiful old west milk maid whom is coveted by the whole village not only for her looks but her golden heart and the corrupt lawmaker to whom she is forcefully betrothed by her uncaring father. god i wish that were me.
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onlycleverinmyhead · 4 months
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I've been rewatching Queer eye and it came to me.
Lois lane nominates her coworker, Clark Kent.
I mean, he needs it, his clothes are baggy, his hair is a mess, his fridge has 3 packets of ketchup, Chinese takeout and half a cauliflower. And he's always slouching, trying to make himself smaller, clearly he needs to work on his confidence. He's genuinely a good person and underneath the glasses and ill fitting suits there's a handsome man, a real superman type.
Clark is trying to resist the makeover like his life depends on it.
I don't know how they find out, maybe Tan tells him this suit makes him look like superman and Clark looks at him like a deer in a headlight, maybe Jonathan breaks five pairs of scissors on his hair, maybe they look at post makeover Clark and finally see, regardless, they swear to keep it a secret, and the episode never gets aired. (The Justice league gets a copy, though)
Later...
Lois: why did you stop filming?
Fab5: we couldn't help him.
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blairwaldcrf · 1 year
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QUEER EYE - 7x02
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mensfactory · 8 months
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Infiniti Vision Qe Concept
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darcydoesfuckall · 3 months
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Help Me Write Chp 8 of QE
First and foremost:
Crowley is dressed as a satanic nun for Halloween.
I'm also having trouble with Aziraphale's costume.
I want him to be matching Crowley somewhat, but beyond that idk? I've been playing around with him dressing as a monk or a priest but I'm not sold on it. I'd love for you to put suggestions in the reblogs/comments.
Sneak peek: Crowley's costume description (so far) [under cut]
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Find the fic here:
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I could never be on queer eye bc Bobby would paint my living room and bedroom a dark color and I would commit homicide
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miss-crazy-rose · 1 year
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I have to micro dose Queer Eye because my heart can’t take it
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thrivingincha0s · 4 months
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qe-podfic · 3 months
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Sneak Preview (Chapter 8 -- I think it's finally finished!! I just need some beta readers to give it the all clear)
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my-dark-happy-place · 4 months
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I've always loved queer eye but season 8 has been a huge disappointment to me in a lot of ways. So much of it feels rushed and kinda sloppy. Especially Doreen's episode...she deserved so much better.
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dotrousersmatter · 1 year
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It's been a long time since I watched QE, and I'm kind of on the fence about it, but the absolute confusion that Jonathan causes for these old straight people is fantastic
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flamingbluepanda · 1 year
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Strongly disliking the queer eye episode about the teacher who feels like she isn't where she wants to be in life 😬😬😬 too close to home for me. Would like karamo to give me therapy.
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marvelsmostwanted · 1 year
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My favorite thing on Queer Eye is when they let JVN drive and you can tell that everybody, including JVN, is like ‘ya idk why they allowed this’
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porterdavis · 2 years
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Talk about stink-eye!
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darcydoesfuckall · 3 months
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Part 2 of this post about Crowley's costume.
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eya909 · 8 months
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Quan & I decided to go digital for this Inktober “dream” prompt. I thought it’d be interesting to do a Q&E take on the DreamWorks logo 😌💤💭 Since I love the grey toned paper we use when inking traditionally, I took a picture of our sketchbook so that it’d still have that effect. Let’s see how many prompts we can do & good luck to all the artists participating! (Side note, inking Quan’s butt cheeks had me dying laughing 🤣)
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