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vixfern · 4 months

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I can’t stop thinking about slightly not-human Clark. Like slightly pointed ears, sharper fangs, unnaturally blue eyes, really long almost snake-like tongue.

Idk I just love this and wish more people wrote about it because it’s so cool and it really shows how he’s so similar to humanity while also being a literally alien from another planet.

I’m imagining Bruce noticing these smaller details and becoming infatuated with them and wanting to know all about them. Always telling Clark that he loves these little features bc Clark’s insecure about them and Bruce making him feel better.

Ugh I love slightly not-human Clark

#batman #dc #dc comics #dcu #bruce wayne #Superman #clark kent #superbat #bruce wayne x clark kent #bruce x clark #superman x batman #nonhuman Clark Kent #batman x superman #Superman headcannons #dc universe #he’s just so squishy #I’m going to be writing a little fic about this soon istg

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infin1ty-garden · 4 months

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YOU ARE MY HERO

꩜ summary: headcanons of dating superman! jason grace ꩜ pairing: superman! jason grace x gn! reader ꩜ warnings: none ꩜ word count: 246 ꩜ author note: i got back into the pjo fandom and had this idea for a while

masterlist.

꩜ The relationship between you and Jason was a complicated one

꩜ He was a really caring and thoughtful person, he did his best 24/7 which left him exhausted. He barely remembers to take care of himself

꩜ You would have to remind him to take a break or relax. Usually the day would end with the two of you cuddling

꩜ Plan the best dates. Makes sure everything is to your liking

꩜ When he inevitably misses a date or event because he's saving people. His guilt will eat him alive and won't stop until he makes up for it in some way

꩜ One of the most supportive people ever. Celebrates your success but also comforting in time of loss

꩜ He loses his glasses like all the time, he knows he needs them. Leaves them somewhere and forgets where

꩜ When a supervillain decides kidnapping you is a great idea, Jason drops everything to save you. He doesn't care if it's a trap

꩜ Due to his superhuman senses, he could tell that your heart rate sped up a bit when he was around. Which game him the confidence to confess

꩜ He remembers every detail about you and tries to make time for you

꩜ Throwing him a surprise party or surprise of any kind is the most difficult thing ever due to his heat and x-ray vision, and the last time you were kidnapped

꩜ He took you flying once. It was terrifying and then it was stunning the view was magnificent

Thank you for reading!

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thief-of-eggs · 6 months

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The JLA hosts a Halloween party to boost moral, and everyone is encouraged to bring their families. Costumes are expected.

Dick goes dressed up as Discowing. He unanimously wins the “scariest costume” award, even after protesting that his costume was not meant to be frightening.

No one ever lets him live that one down.

#discowing #dick grayson #jla #dc #tim drake #kon el #batman #batfam #batfamily #damian wayne #batfam headcannon #dc headcanon #justice league #wonder woman #superman #halloween #chaotic batfamily #batfam halloween

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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I see your "superwonderbat are a throuple/poly/open relationship and every one of their partners knows it" and raise you "superwonderbat are in a qprelationship since they met eachother and now it's too late for them to go back"

#superwonderbat #superwonderbat my beloveds #superbat #wonderbat #superwonder??#superwonder #wonderwoman #ww #batman #superman #clarck kent #diana prince #bruce wayne #dc trinity #dc trinity hc #dc trinity headcannons

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wayneprincess · 11 months

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Justice League Unlimited headcannons part III

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Green Lantern came up with the idea of patrols with Atom as a form of disciplinary punishment for being late. Absolutely no one is late for their shifts anymore.

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Shooting contests were banned after Huntress and Green Arrow were showing off their skills and tried to ask people to stand in front of them with an apple on their heads.

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Aztec loves to watch cooking shows, especially those ones that include preparing large portions of meat.

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Question checks Watchtower's water supply at least once a week. Batman secretly double checks his results.

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Superman's birthday wish was to have a food fight in the canteen. Even Batman participated.

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Aquamen and Shayera once held a contest to outdrink one another. Aquamen won, but needed three days to cure his hangover.

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automaticsoulharmony · 1 year

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Tim: Catches up with Chris Kent on a monthly basis

Tim: goes with Steph to hang out with Kara

Tim: goes with Bernard in double date with Jon and Jay

Tim: is practically dating Kon

Tim, to Superman’s face: “I have a slightly justified hatred for you specifically and am not giving it up”

#he takes pictures with Jimmy too #and will ask for Lois’ help with a case involving Metropolis #he goes to the farm at least once a month and Martha’s teaching him to bake #he is so connected to every other person anywhere near Clark #and he is not going near that man #Tim said I can and will hold a grudge #for so long #headcannon #tim drake #Superman #clark kent #Kon el #jon kent #I don’t feel like tagging all of them #they’re here in spirit

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flannelshirtsandbatcowls · 1 year

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I had to make these bc they would absolutely go on a date to see the Barbie movie

#clark kent #superbat #batman #bruce wayne #superbats #superman #flannelshirtsandbatcowls #barbie #the barbie movie #dc #headcannons

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1-8oo-wtfbro · 1 year

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Damian whose really good at pranks and everyone’s like “how are you so good at pranks??” bc he was raised by assassins, and didn’t he say he didn’t have time for ‘childish things’ anyways? and it turns out Damian’s been treating pranks like nondeadly assassinations this entire time

“no, Damian’s really serious about his pranks. one time i wanted his help pranking Conner, and he made me write down all of his ‘habits’ or something, and staked him out for a week.”

“…Jon that almost sounds like he was planning a hit.”

“i was kinda weird when he started asking about the best vantage points of the house and what the wind average was gonna be, but i just assumed that was something he got from you guys.”

“…”

“i mean, you guys have done weirder.”

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datusaguy · 8 months

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A wholesome Hetero ship gets significant screen time in a piece of media.

(Some of) the fandom:

“Omg, I LOVE this yuri/wlw ship. It’s the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me~! ^_^”

#feel free to headcannon whatever you want #tags #le epic #196 #shipping #shitpost #maws #my adventures with superman #fionna and cake #adventure time #Had this on my drafts forever #Pushed it out to get it off my mind #I feel like I’m missing something to say but idk what

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kaylieklys · 1 year

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You cannot tell me that Bruce Wayne, a man raised in New Jersey but raised by a British butler, doesn’t have an accent similar to the transatlantic accent.However, that would make Batman way too identifiable. So Bruce uses a Jersey accent while Batman to blend in more.

Tim, given how he was raised, has a more refined accent. However, every now and then he will say words with a different accent that is 100% on point due to the Nanny and carers that helped raise him.

Dick has a very generic American accent, however due to travelling with the circus does the same thing as Tim with certain words.

Jason had a rough Jersey accent and does have some refinement due to coaching with Alfred, but it more British compared to Tim’s. When he’s Red Hood he flicks back to the accent he had growing up so he’s more relatable to those he’s around, especially in his early days.

Damian has an accent that leans more British than Middle Eastern (leaning towards Pakistani) due to how he spent his early days. You can still hear hints of it, especially when he’s mad. However, he is starting to notice he’s picking up more of the Jersey sounding accent, especially around certain words.

Also, just while I’m in this head cannon, Superman has a very generic American accent. One that would fit anywhere in the US without being picked up as strange. He’s not human, but grew up in the US and him having an accent that would allow people to triangulate where he grew up would cause issues.

Clark Kent on the other hand - he’s got an accent that he would have developed from living on a farm in Kanas. Clark Kent is going to have that Southern/Mid American accent which is also how people don’t know he’s Superman.

#Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Tim Drake #Jason Todd #damian al ghul #clark kent #superman #Batman #headcannons #accents

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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Bruce wayne platonically sleep with both Clark and Diana pass it on.

It started as the three of them were responsible to supervise a very particular thing on a random mission, it went for literally days. They played cards. Gossiped about their coworkers. Had a heart-to-heart (to-heart-to-heart-to-heart-to?). Clark cried a little. Played cards again. Diana cheated except she didn't because she would never, but Bruce was bored and butthurt so he said it anyway and "Clark stop laughing this is a serious matter". They ate whatever the jl freezer had. It tasted horrible. They talked about their family's. Clark is a good father. "Bruce it's going to work it out if you're just open it up-". They fought.

and then made it up because otherwise Clark would get sad. "How long it has been?" "42 hours". They waited in silence. "Bruce you should sleep". "No you won't stay awake a second night in a roll while we sleep. No I don't care how much your ninja training prepared you for that, I also don't care if he's going to do It anyway. Diana which side are you on?" Bruce stayed awake a second night in a roll. Clark woke up in a bad mood. It's nice how they're one of the few people who ever saw Superman in a bad mood. No they will never talk about it out loud. Diana made coffee. "It's not strong Clark. You have the taste buds of a child, don't look at me like that". They waited a couple of more hours. "How long it has been? I'm calling Jon-". Batman and Wonder woman play chess. Clark still is on his phone, he waits patiently as Jon tell him about his day, only giving his input every now and then. When they run out of things to say, Clark tells him to be good to his mother, that he loves them both and he's going to be back soon. He waits Jon to hang up. "Who's winning? Oh he's fine but Lois already went to work,". Batman won 5 times and Wonder Woman won 7. He's sulky about it.

"Let's do a re-mach again Alfred will make cookies".

"Ok".

They made it up for real this time.

"Bruce you should take a nap". "He wont". "I wont". "I know but he should". It's getting cold and didn't they had a warmer? Oh yeah of course it broke, they should really fix that thing. Diana wonders if she's ever going to get used to this type of weather. She misses home, not the one made of concrete, the one she danced with her sisters, she wonders what they're up to- "Oh thanks Clark". The fabric of this cape is really soft. "Thanks-

"my mom made it"

"his mom made it"

Clark glares at Bruce. They laugh. It's night again. "Have I ever told y'all...". "Yes Clark". "Oh". Now it's time to Diana glare at Bruce. "But tell us again". He does.

Diana laughs and in the same breath "When I was a child...". When she finishes Bruce hums "My father he...". "There was this girl...". When they blink it's day and when they blink twice is night again.

This time Bruce is going to sleep. Clark it's not playing. "You look like a mess". "He's right-" Diana adjust Clark's cape in her shoulders. "Even the bravest soldier needs a rest. You'll be no help if you keep going like this". Bruce want's to tell her they're not soldiers, they're a bunch of delusional misfits with too much power on their hands. But there's a curve in Diana's brow and a frown in Clark's lower lip that wisely tells him not to. He's exhausted. "I'm fine". "I won't argue about that". They do.

Bruce sleeps in the fourth night. He refuses to lay down so he just slauches in his chair, grumpy. Clark is not happy about it. Diana is not going to babysit a grown man. He'll sleep however he likes. They whisper. They don't need to have their faces close to eachother, they both have super hearing. But they do it anyway. It's comfy and Clark's shoulder is warm. Bruce might be having a nightmare. Clark reaches to the nape of his neck without thinking, thumb slowly caressing his cheek. "It's what ma uses to do". Present tense. Diana smiles. She does a small nod without taking her head of his shoulder.

They talk. Clark's heart is so big Diana swears she can feel it. They wait. Diana's knowledge transcends time and space and make Clark feels small in a good way. He almost feels like a child again. The world's too big fill with unthinkable wonder. It's when he realizes, he's a boy from a farm listening to a goddess. It doesn't feel as intimidating as it sounds. He misses not being expected to know it all. To do it all.

Bruce is awake but he's pretends he isn't. And Clark is aware but is pretending to not notice. He doesn't ask Clark's to take his hand off him. Nor does it take it himself. So Clark stays there. Diana is talking about art, culture and war and the good and bad of it all. Bruce it's breathing deep and his heart it's calm. The moment seems frozen on time.

It almost felt human.

It happens on the sixth day. Clark and Diana had an arm wrestling context. Clark won five times and Diana won two of it. He's trying not to get up to his head or overthink the possibility of her letting him think he won. Or the fact that with their sleep schedule no outcome would even come close to a honest result. She's not usually the type to lie and let him take the victory like that. "A fair match is a fair match" but she's has done it before. He's pretty sure of it. Batman is stuck in front of his computer, he misses his family. He misses his family but he won't say it. His jaw is clenched, he checks his phone every ten to ten minutes. But he won't say it. So he's keeping himself occupied.

Diana looks at the window and sit on the couch as Clark stretch himself before he sits next to her. Its noon. It's almost over. Bruce let's out a frustrated sight and turns off the computer crossing his arms to himself. He looks at them as Clark finishes stretching and lays his entire weight on Wonder Woman's side. There's few people there are able to handle him like that. And even fewer times where they actually have the time and the freedom to do it, so he's saving every opportunity that he gets. Bruce is staring at them. Clark lays his head on her shoulder. Bruce is staring. She mindlessly circles her arm on his neck resting her hand in his hair and messing his curls with the tip of her fingers. Bruce is staring. Clark looks at her to check if she's seeing it too, but her eyes never leave the unbreakable glass of the window. He looks at Bruce as he rest his head on her shoulder. There's a grown ass man dessed as a bat in the middle of a conference room crossing his arms glaring at an alien made of steal who's resting his head on a demigoddess who's humming a comercial dingle to herself, all of that, because he's to petty to come in and enjoy the moment. Clark wants to laugh about that.

And he does a little.

"You know, you can join too." He humours.

"Hn."

He's still glaring. Clark wonders if he's blinking.

He listen to Diana's heart. It's beating slowly, he's listening because we kinda wants to listen Bruce's, too. But the fact that Diana's heartbeat is matching the strokes in his hair caught him in a surprise. He's about ot say it when Diana goes unprompted.

"For a man who's willing to die for those he love you're sure afraid of showing intimacy."

It sounded like a teasing but her voice is cristal clear. It was obviously directed at Bruce but she's not even looking at him. And Clark want's to laugh because the man in his front it's unshakeable but his mouth twitched.

Clark still wonders if it was or wasn't a tease when she doubles down.

"Scary cat."

Clark chuckles.

Now she's looking at him.

Bruce lays on his back unmovable.

"Didn't know it was a requirement."

"There's a lot you don't know."

"Enlighten me."

"You're smart enough to get it."

Bruce takes a deep breath. The type no one would noticed, well no one but him. He's frustrated and Clark notices. But Bruce always look frustrated, so Clark knows it's not at them. The man eyes exchanged between his and Diana's.

"It's almost over".

"That's good."

"But we will have to stay a little more."

He can hear Wonder woman's other hand scratch the surfice of the couch with short nails something so small that he just silently registers it.

"How long." She's using her Wonder Woman voice. They all have one. All super-heros he means.

Some villains too.

Funny enough not many anti-heros do.

She's not even asking.

"I like this as much as you do."

"I never said I hate it."

"Neither do I."

"But I'm not happy with it." There is, Diana's voice. The tired one, the one he only heard five years into their friendship.

Batman drops the act.

"Me too." He takes of the cowl and passes his both cloves hands over his face and stays there as if he's analysing if he should say it. "I'm going to lose Damian's PTA and Cass's Ballet."

Silence.

"It's the third..." When his hand reaches his mouth he stops himself.

Silence

"So it's 16th." Diana helps.

"19th."

"Three days."

"Yes."

"Here."

"Yes."

"Until it's done."

"Yes."

"Have you warned the others?"

Batman just looks at her.

She doesn't bother to answer.

Silence again.

It's crushing. Clark misses Lois. He doesn't know if Jon has eaten, he called yesterday but no one picked up. They must've been sleeping. Kara promised check in. He misses his wife. He misses his wife and his house and his dog. He hopes Jon is feeding Crypto well because he forgot once, but he hopes Jon's be more aware now even if he's not there to remind him. He's kid is grown. He should send a message. And he should call Kon. But Kara promised check in. But that doesn't really matter because that's not the reason why he should call. And he should call. He won't, but he should. And Clark Kent was supposed to go back to his work after being "sick" four days ago. And-

"I mean it is cozy"

He hears his voice saying, it's the first time he intervene in a while.

Both Di and Bruce smile.

"He wouldn't know." She follows.

And that's enough to Bruce to join in. He sits besides them with the silent over-confidence he always has. But he clearly has no ideia about what to do with his hands. At first he puts on his own thighs, then he tries to rest in the back of the couch behind them, his hand nudges wonder woman's arm so the retreats it. Clark want's to giggle, instead he just take it on his own.

Clark was fourteen when he noticed men aren't supposed to be as affectionate as he was.

There's a akward wait between them. It's not the first time they do it, it probably won't be the last. But he always like to check. So he waits. There's a small squeeze, lighter than a feather and Bruce's weight slowly rests on him.

Clark's hand is too soft for someone made of steal.

They're exhausted. They all are, but they're not supposed to say it. Clark is resting on Diana's shoulder and holdings his hand and Bruce refuses confront what that does to hi heart. It's something too warm, too fuzzy and tender for him to grasp. Men like him aren't supposed to get that.

They sat in silence. Two of the most important beings of the universe and a spoiled brat. It's a joke. But he doesn't feel like laughing. He's not worth it. God knows he's not. But Clark's hand is soft and Diana's voice is crystal clear. So he stays anyway.

Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Hoping it never does.

Diana's reciting the constellations name's. More to herself than to any of them. She knows the star's first names. He knows the scientific one's. He kinda wants to correct her, just to be a brat. But his eyes are closing and clark is warm.

Bruce wakes up the next day with Clark's cape on his shoulder and no one at his side.

He smells coffee from the kitchen and hears Clark's voice faintly complaining from the hallway.

And he's horrofied.

He's horrofied because that's the comfiest and safest that Bruce has ever slept in his entire life.

And he can't stop thinking about it.

#Batman #Wonder Woman #Superman #superwonderbat #clark kent #diana prince #bruce wayne #I honestly have no idea what the hell possessed me on this one but there it is #i just love them #i love them i love them i love them your honor #dc trinity #dc trinity hc #dc hc #dc headcannons #no it's not revised we die like men do #just like bruce wayne

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