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1-8oo-wtfbro · 1 year
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Damian whose really good at pranks and everyone’s like “how are you so good at pranks??” bc he was raised by assassins, and didn’t he say he didn’t have time for ‘childish things’ anyways? and it turns out Damian’s been treating pranks like nondeadly assassinations this entire time
“no, Damian’s really serious about his pranks. one time i wanted his help pranking Conner, and he made me write down all of his ‘habits’ or something, and staked him out for a week.”
“…Jon that almost sounds like he was planning a hit.”
“i was kinda weird when he started asking about the best vantage points of the house and what the wind average was gonna be, but i just assumed that was something he got from you guys.”
“…”
“i mean, you guys have done weirder.”
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deadsetobsessions · 5 months
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It’s been months since he’s settled into life at Wayne Manor. It’s hilarious that they don’t think he knows about their obvious nightlife (and that’s coming from someone whose hero name was just their last name spelled differently) but they don’t know anything about his own past as a vigilante. To be fair, a dimensionally displaced Ghost King wasn’t really on the board for reasonable guesses. Danny Fenton blinked innocently at Duke, blue eyes watery and oh-so-trusting of his adopted older brother when Duke claimed that his bruising came from getting caught in Ivy’s attack on the busses today.
(“Oh my god he’s so trusting and pure what the hell?” He heard Steph whisper to Dick, who nodded emphatically.)
“Oh man, you should get some rest. You guys are seriously unlucky, you know? Do you need to go to the hospital?” Danny asked Duke, his core trilling as he allowed himself to fuss over a member of his ‘fraid.
“Nah, man. I’m good. I think I’ll take a nap and sleep it off.”
“Okay. Oh, here!” Danny fumbled for his bag, grabbing his prescribed pain meds- for his chronic pain, but they don’t actually do anything for him since his ectoplasm burns away most of it- and handed it to Duke. “Take one, and only one. Those bruises look nasty.”
And then Danny gave him the puppy dog eyes and Duke folded, because Danny knew that he wasn’t supposed to hand his meds out but these situations were kind of the reason he claimed chronic pain to being with (even if it was true and his hands shook with aftershocks).
“Thanks, Danny. I feel like death warmed over.”
Danny laughed, the opportunity to mess with the family sparking in his head. “Yeah, I’ve died before. Wouldn’t recommend it.”
With that, Danny threw Duke an easy going smile and walked towards his room, bag on his back.
From his peripherals, Danny watched Jason drop his bowl of snacks, Dick’s pale face, and the concerned and shocked look of everyone else. Except Damian, who just kind of scowled thoughtfully. Tim looked like he was going to rip Danny apart like an interesting puzzle, Cass sat up straight (and he made sure every micro expression he caught on others stayed unconcerned on his own body), and Duke froze.
He snickered- well out of regular earshot- as whispers and whispered shouts rung out after he left the room.
He can’t wait to drop the “I know you’re vigilantes” bomb on them. It’ll be hilarious.
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jayson10traplo · 9 months
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Art is from Clambuyance
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melonlthawne · 3 months
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could u perchance draw ur favorite batfam member 🙏 curious which is ur fav lol
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I’m gonna let you guess. It’s not Tim tho
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peacerisendove · 19 days
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"You wanna kiss me so bad." A grin spread across Bart's lips as he was yanked by the collar of his suit. He had gotten Kon's full attention. And though Kon grit his teeth, he knew that Bart was not wrong in the least. No matter what the speedster did to annoy him, Bart had him wrapped around his little finger.
I just couldn't get the thought out of my head of how BartKon this meme was, so I just had to go back and draw it one more time.
Close up as well because I really love Kon's chin fuzz here. :3c
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sheegons · 9 months
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If you ever needed an extra reason to hate rebirth era DC writing for Damian, let's go back to memory lane.
Patrick Gleason (The writer for robin: son of batman) wanted to make a young justice team with Damian, Maya, Jon and Kathy but it never happened because DC hated Whimsey and fun
(+ for the uninitiated, Kathy/Beacon was a girl that lived near the kent farm that jon was friends with, uncovered to be a psychic alien that was taken from her home, and maya is a high tech daughter of an assassin that adopted damian as her brother in robin: son of batman.)
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Also, he almost wrote the teen titans comics, Which would've probably saved us A LOT of racism from the unfortunately released teen titans comics, as well as a good finale to talias redemption arc that began in robin: son of batman (That should've never happened, her being a horrible person was an early 2000s retcon to hate on an arab character but that's a story for another day.)
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And last but not least, A planned robin: son of batman act 3 which would've included some of his pets. thank you DC, we really love you ruining good characters for no reason.
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Who do you think are the most OP members of the FlashFam? I think it's difficult, the majority of them has almost the same powers.
Oh easy.
Wally, Bart and Barry.
I think we forget sometimes that the vast majority of the crazy feats of godlike powers we see from speedsters are coming from these three. Wally, Bart and Barry have insane connections to the speedforce and their skill level is unmatched. What these three can do is by no means normal or average. They are op as fuck.
You have to remember that even... let's say Max Mercury is nowhere even remotely near their skill level. And we're talking about Max Mercury. The guy who knows more about the speedforce than anyone else and trained for years to master it. But Max (although he was faster than Bart when Bart was a child) isn't on the same playing field as Wally, Bart and Barry. Max couldn't enter the speedforce without Bart's assistance, Max couldn't leave the speedforce without Barry and Wally's assistance, Max can't time travel to a destination of his own choice, Max can't speed steal or fully pause time, ect ect. Max is one of the most skilled, most knowledgeable, most trained and most respected speedsters of all time. Max is the cream of the crop. You won't find another speedster better than Max. He's a shining example of what's humanely possible for speedsters to achieve.
But Wally, Bart and Barry aren't humanely possible. Those three are insane.
I'm actually going to make a tier list to explain this
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE:
(AKA actually gods. Can do literally every speedster ability. Faster than literally everything. Beyond op.)
Wally West (now), Bart Allen, Barry Allen
TOP LEVEL OF SPEEDSTER ABILITY:
(AKA the top of the top. Insane skills. Insane knowledge. Insane speed. Likely has a vast amount of speedster abilities other than running. Likely faster than most other speedsters. Op af)
Max Mercury, Jay Garrick, Savitar, Eobard Thawne, Thad Thawne, Irey West (future)
ABOVE AVERAGE:
(AKA one of the following: above average speed, above average connection or above average abilities. Likely has one or two speedster abilities other than running. Slightly op but still beatable)
Irey West (now), August Heart, Edward Clariss, Jess Quick, Alinta (future), Hunter Zoloman (when connected), Lia Nelson, Jai West (future)
AVERAGE:
(AKA average connection, average speed, average abilities. Potentially an additional speedforce ability but no crazy speedforce abilities. Not op.)
Wally West (past), Ace West, Avery Ho, Jesse Chambers, Daniel West, Christina Alexandrova, Jenni Ognats, Jai West (now), John Fox, Red Death, Don Allen, Dawn Allen, Meena Dhawan, Anatole, David Edwards (after), Judy Garrick, Bar Torr, Fastbak, Swoosh, Terri Magnus, Sela Allen, Jonathan Allen, Carrie Allen, Barry West, S'Kidd Flash, Thondor Allen, Jace Allen, Blaire Allen, Nora Allen, Agent Flashling, Danica Williams, Cherub
TRIES REALLY HARD:
(AKA normal connection but below average speed and abilities. Extremely beatable.)
Baroness Blitzkrieg, Johnny Chambers, Bebeck, Cassiopeia, Harold Christos, Inertia 2, Killspeed, Mayfly, Millie Heyday, Runaround Sue, Wind, Pellmell, Poprocket, Velocity, Gabriella Rossetti
OH NO:
(AKA needs outside assistance to access speedforce (suit, drugs, formula), faulty connection, connection is killing them, can only access powers for short periods of time, ect)
Jai West (past), Alinta (now), Owen Mercer, Eliza Harmon, Jerry McGee, Meloni Thawne (*see notes), Gregor Gregorovich, Boleslaw Uminski, Joanie Swift, Mas, Menos, David Edwards (previously), Keigo, Ezra Gill, Henry Cosgei, Jaculi, Jaculi 2, Jimmy Olsen, Xane Swift
So yeah, as you can see by this, although all speedsters with a functioning speedforce connection are technically capable of being op, speedsters rarely actually are op.
We're just really used to op speedsters because we're used to whatever the fuck Wally, Bart and Barry have going on. But they are very much not representative of speedsters as a whole.
Do you guys remember how fast Wally used to be? When he was younger and struggling with his speed and stuff? THAT'S THE GODDAMN AVERAGE. Wally AT HIS SLOWEST was still faster than every single goddamn speedster he came across, including Jay, Johnny, Jesse, the Blue Trinity, the Red Trinity, ect. HE JUST WASN'T FASTER THAN BARRY OR EOBARD SO HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE WORST. Because Wally is fucking insane. He's an insane human being. Anyway, Wally at his slowest is the typical representation of an average speedster. That's how they typically are.
#dc#dc comics#speedsters#speedforce#flash fam#ranking#k to explain some things. first none of the names are ranked by order. so I'm not ranking them 1 Wally 2 Bart ect#they're only ranked by category. not ranked within the categories#Irey isn't in the insane category because she's actually not supposed to be faster than Wally. she's just more skilled than him#so shes good (like really good) but she doesn't surpass her fathers speed. so im putting her in top until proven otherwise#lia is in above average despite not having super speed because the stuff she has going on is INSANE#the same thing applies to Jai#Meloni is in oh no because she is technically a speedster?? she's just never used her powers in a comic? but she's listed in universe as#being a speedster and Owen inherited his speed from her. so. idk. my only conclusion is that she doesn't know how to use her speed#or she doesn't use it to spite her father.#mas y menos are in oh no because they need to hold hands to access their powers#oh and Hunter's ranking is soley off of his speedforce connection. not his time powers. Hunter's time powers are insane#i tried to stay main universe but i couldn't resist putting in some alt universe speedsters#oh and Eobard and Thad aren't in the god level because Eobard has been reset meaning that he isn't really timeless like Wally and Bart are#and hes not literally the speedforce like Barry is (no matter how hard he tries)#and Thad isn't there because... well he was a good match for Bart when Bart was really little. but i don't really think Thad is any more#like... even remotely. Bart has surpassed Thad by a lot.#Bart was literally the speedforce at one point. hes insane#also Hunter WAS a god? but for unrelated reasons (his time powers) but getting connected to the speedforce nerfed him
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msfcatlover · 11 months
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Me, trying to figure out my Reverse!Robins’ Teen Titans teams, digging through wikis and seeing anything described as “ambiguous” or “never given in canon”:
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dailydccomics · 2 years
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Halloween goals: swapping clothes with your bestie DC’s Terrors Through Time (2022)
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camo-wolf · 1 year
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Baby Jon kent shenanigans
When Jon was a baby and it was Clark who had to watch over him he sometimes had no choice but to take him on missions that he’s called for
One time he was called was for a bomb and when he got there trying to calm everyone down Jon who was strapped to Clark’s back and facing the bomb picked it up and ate it
Clark was freaking out and the bomb went off inside his mouth and blocked the blow
(Yes this is based off of lois and Clark ep 1)
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jayson10traplo · 9 months
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Art is from Clambuyance
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melonlthawne · 1 year
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Adhd way of sitting
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raindear-a · 1 year
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Licks 👅
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dragon-familiar · 2 years
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Bruce and his kids be the type of family to get banned from Disneyland
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Bart and Kon are going to accidentally run into each other at Avery and Kenan's wedding because neither one has the situation awareness to make the connection that they'd both be invited to The Flash and Super-Man's wedding.
They'd then realized that Bart is on the bride's side and Kon is on the groom's side and they'd make it a competition.
It would end with both of them deciding that this makes them brother-in-laws. Despite, as Tim and Cassie will later point out and be completely ignored, the fact that neither are related to the bride and groom.
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