Headcanons: Zanpakuto Inconveniences
Sure, everyone’s zanpakuto looks badass when they’re fighting, but realistically, shouldn’t they all have drawbacks?
Jushiro Ukitake: Sogyo no Kotowari
The twin blades constantly argue with themselves, causing Ukitake to have split-second mood swings as he tries to mediate between the conflicting personalities. This often leads to awkward situations where he's caught agreeing and disagreeing with himself. And let’s not forget that rope with the charms. How many times has he tripped over that?
Byakuya Kuchiki: Senbonzakura
Its thousands of tiny blades can get stuck in Byakuya's clothes at the most inconvenient times, making it look like he's covered in cherry blossom confetti and struggling to pull petals out from under his collar after fights. When he tries to pull them out, they leave little rips in his clothes, much to his ire.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Zangetsu
is a bit of a rebellious dramatic zanpakuto. It occasionally refuses to manifest because it doesn’t feel ‘fashionable’ enough or claims Ichigo has been neglecting it. This results in awkward sessions where Ichigo has to find a place to sit down and have a heart to heart with his zanpakuto, reassuring it that he most definitely does not think Senbonzakura is cooler.
Renji Abarai: Zabimaru
Zabimaru's extended segmented form occasionally gets tangled in Renji's own clothes, causing him to trip over the coiling snake-like segments while attempting flashy combat moves, resulting in moments of unintentional slapstick. “Now how many times have we talked about this? If I go left, then you go right!”
Shinji Hirako: Sakanade
Occasionally messes with Shinji's perception of reality for the heck of it. Hell, like owner, like zanpakuto. This leads to him walking into doors, stepping into the wrong rooms, and even accidentally complimenting his enemies in the midst of battle due to the distorted vision. It made him accidentally flirt with Hiyori and she whacked him into next week with her sandal.
Rose Otoribashi: Kinshara
It’s musical abilities sometimes backfire on Rose. Instead of intimidating enemies with his zanpakuto's melodies, it plays embarrassing tunes at the worst times, making Rose wish he could mute his sword.
Examples of Kinshara’s embarrassing playlist include “The Gummy Bear song”, “Baby Shark”, “Low” by Flo Rida, and “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-a-lot.
Izuru Kira: Wabisuke
Wabisuke has the unfortunate ability to double the weight of whatever it touches. It has a tendency to sneak up onto women who are on measuring scales and make them heavier than they are. Kira shakes his head in shame whenever he catches Wabisuke in the act. “You realize this isn’t helping our image?”
Shuhei Hisagi: Kazeshini
Kazeshini occasionally pranks Hisagi by creating small gusts of wind, causing playful havoc by ruffling Hisagi's hair at the most inappropriate moments, such as during serious conversations or formal meetings. Additionally, Kazeshini has a habit of whispering sarcastic comments or witty remarks into Hisagi's ear when he's trying to maintain a stoic demeanor, leading to amusing situations where Hisagi struggles to keep a straight face while dealing with its antics.
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Izuru: Hey, can we stay in your room tonight?
Momo: Hey Of course but Why?
Izuru: *sigh* Shuhei fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours pretty bad.
Rukia: Renji doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he’s just throwing around salt at them and yelling "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
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So after seeing the recent episode of bleach (It was amazing Kenpachi’s shikai is a blast )I wondered in the wiki for Nozarashi and read this :
So I wanted to try and see how Nozarashi looks like and so I did this
But I also made a version in black and white if you don’t like the colors I choose
So here you go this is my version of Nozarashi ! What do you think it looks like in your opinion?
PS : I didn’t gave her pink hair since it would have look like a character from a certain anime (something with FranXX if you know what I mean)
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Headcanons: More Zanpakuto Inconveniences
Part I can be found here. More unexpected Zanpakuto drawbacks.
Genryusai Yamamoto: Ryujin Jakka
Gets performance anxiety sometimes and produces a teeny flame akin to a cigarette lighter
If it feels neglected or like Yamamoto has been too harsh with it, it heats itself up to a point where he can’t hold his zanpakuto without burning himself
Enjoys campfire s’mores and forces Yamamoto to make them for it, causing him to send Sasakibe into town to sneak in Graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows. It can’t eat it, but enjoys the feeling of the chocolate and marshmallows melting over its flames, and Yamamoto has to distribute them to other squad members, insisting he was just being generous.
Shunsui Kyoraku: Katen Kyokotsu (KK)
Turns everything into a game. People around it find themselves unwittingly participating in games like:
Duck Duck Goose : random shinigami will suddenly against their will sit in a circle while the menacing spirit of KK hovers over them before deeming one person goose. The confused shinigami is now chasing KK with no way of winning until KK gets bored and releases them from the game
Simon Says : KK gives the most ridiculous commands such as jumping on 1 leg in midair while singing nursery rhymes, or to have droves of Shinigami simply chase Shunsui around the Seireitei.
Tag : the most chaotic and devastating one. Seriously, this should be a real battle maneuver. All the shinigami run after each other without the faintest clue who they need to catch
After the Simon Says incident, Shunsui was forced to find a way to control KK. This is why he drinks so much sake, it makes KK drowsy and in turn, the other shinigami are free from its antics
Mayuri Kurotsuchi : Ashisogi Jizo
Always smells like rotten eggs for some reason
Because of it’s caterpillar like appearance, it needs to eat and moult frequently. Mayuri gives it lots of leafy vegetables laced with different poisons to keep its ability up but then it goes into the pupa stage and he can’t use it until it breaks out.
Cries like a baby until Mayuri picks it up and cuddles it, after which it drapes itself around his neck like a weird slimy boa. He has to carry it everywhere now, much to his ire and the amusement of his squad.
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Rukia: What? You’re joking, I'm not aggressive!
Ichigo: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips? While I said it was a gift from Orihime?
Rukia: Survival of the fittest, bitch. Besides orhime baked those and I already ate mine idiot
Ichigo: THATS WHAT I MEAN YOU ARE AN AGGRESSIVE LITTLE GREMLIN!!!
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