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the-bat-dragon · 1 year
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Ivan from the wild wild west au with Kaiden
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chaepink · 1 year
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who loves to be marked? | sub!haikyuu boys
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wc: 360+ words | masterlist
dom!gn!reader, suggestive, marking, mention of begging, mention of bruises
mha boys edition
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Oikawa
the fandom has dubbed him as a bratty boy but I 100% agree
loves to see the places where you marked him when he was bratty because there are tons
on his nipples, chest, definitely on his neck, and so many on his inner thighs
will definitely show them off with no hesitation so everyone knows he's yours
even admires the faded bruises on his hips from where you gripped him to either fuck him better or pull him closer to you
is definitely bratty just to get marked
Ushijima
big himbo man!! ❤️
probably pretends to hate being marked cause he gets embarrassed when another teammate points it out to him when one is visible
though you know he secretly loves it because you once caught him looking at the ones you left lovingly
probably loves when you mark his chest the most
especially his nipples!!
leave bite marks around them and make sure you bite hard so they stay there for a while
he's usually a very stoic and serious man but marking him breaks that demeanor and makes him whine for more
and how could you say no?
bokuto
loves, loves, loves being marked
definitely begs for it
he just thinks they look so pretty on him!!
you certainly don't disagree either
the red and purple mark contrasts with his pale skin and you definitely admire them after marking him
he won't even try to cover them up and his teammates definitely tease him for it
even if you're embarrassed by them he'll still be stubborn about it
why would he hide something that was from you?
tanaka
like bokuto, he will beg you to mark him
he just can't help loving to be marked all over by you
and he would be so polite with it too??
maybe he would have sensitive thighs so you would tease there a lot and bite them
has no shame in bragging about his hickeys and marks to his teammates
whenever he looks at them, it makes him blush and remember what happened that made him get it
probably likes bite marks more than hickeys
you jokingly called him freaky cause of it and he pouted at you
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ty for reading to the end! ❤ - chaepink
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moonandris · 1 month
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✨NEW WRITEBLR TAG GAME JUST DROPPED✨
If you're struggling with breathing life into your OC's, try this funny yet stupidly simple trick/writeblr tag game I just came up with. I call it the 'Roast Your OCS and Make It Into a Title' tag game. 🤣
So, we've all heard of fictional character archetypes and stereotypes that are often present in fiction, right? We all know it's not good to have shallow, surface level characters that have no complexity or nuance to their personalities, because real life humans contain multitudes, contradictions, and are in general very complicated beings.
Throw all that shit out for this exercise and toss it into the trash! 🗑️ In this tag game, we're gonna be reducing all our OC's to the most basic, mundane, stereotypical/archetypal renditions of themselves and making it Fit Into a Title!
Here's an example of my main character + his besties from my Science Fantasy WIP:
Cold and Stoic Pretty Boy Loaner With Social Anxiety and Unhealed Trauma Tries to Save His Sister
Disowned Goth Femme Fatale With Bitchy Yet Gentle Attitude Is Socially Neglected and Cries A Lot
Occasionally Serious Himbo City Boy Cop Tries and Fails to Fight Crime With Therapy and Rehabilitation
Snobby Know-It-All Imperial Man Who Somehow Has Both A Superiority and Inferiority Complex
Protective Amazonian Lesbian Sadist Who Will Absolutely Step On You and Ruin Your Life Forever
Gifted Slutty Bisexual Boy Genius Is Hiding a Dark Secret and Is Very Zesty (Rude) About It
For this tag game I'm gonna be tagging A LOT of people but mainly people who've interacted with me recently. Free to reblog if you see this on your dash, even if you're not tagged. I find this shit HILARIOUS and I would love to see what everyone manages to come up with! No pressure at all if you don't wanna participate, this is all just for fun. ❤️😊
@in-heavens-trenches @revenantlore @cupandquillcafe @fattybattysblog @eames-with-a-rose
@gailynovelry @kestalsblog @dru-reads-writeblr @druidx @indigowriting
@diabolical-blue @writercoracain @tildeathiwillwrite @craig-h-stuart @illarian-rambling
@coarsely @rjcopeseethemald @jackiezenauthor @squarebracket-trickster @kaylinalexanderbooks
@pen-of-roses @flock-from-the-void @sarandipitywrites @buffythevampirelover @imsaanvikhanna
@songsofsomnia @shadow-of-tea-and-tea @owlsandwich @faeriecinna @hauntedluminarybbq
@sarahlizziewrites @ayzrules @rickie-the-storyteller @janec23
If you want some extra help you can also look up character stereotypes/archetypes like I did. There's hundreds of blog posts about this topic but here's some helpful links so you can judge/roast your OC's to your heart's content:
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gabessquishytum · 3 months
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I'm having a galaxy brain moment: Winter Soldier AU 👀
Hob and Dream both grew up together in the same neighborhood. Initially, Hob was the lanky one, as he was from a family significantly more poor than Dream. But he always fought everything and everyone, especially those who dared pick on Dream. His beautiful, dark, lonely friend.
When they grow up, Hob wants to be a soldier, fight in wars, but his physique doesn't let him. Dream, who volunteers at the same time, is sent to the front, to their mutual dismay as they are now separated.
Until a scientist named Death because the experiments haven't gone tremendously well sees Hob and asks him if he wants to be their next lab rat for their "Immortality Serum", a treatment that will make him incredibly strong and pretty much indestructible. Hob, being the Himbo we know and love, and thinking how impressed Dream will be with his new muscles, says yes.
Cut to Hob in tight Spandex and other cute outfits being shipped to the front, where he is reunited with Dream. On a mission together, Dream falls off their train and is declared dead. What's worse, right before hia descent he told Hob he loved him.
Hob is devastated. His one true love is gone, there is little for him to move forward. Eventually he crushes into some ice, and is declared Deep Frozen, until 100 years later.
The reason he was defrosted? He is believed to be the only one able to go after The Winter Soldier, a deadly assassin hiding behind a horrifying mask who seems to be taking orders from some dark master he can't refuse. It's because his master, Burgess, is using some specific magic words and runes that bind Dream to him.
Yes, the Winter Soldier is Dream. Deprived of his memories, his empathy, his identity. Hob doesn't know who he is, and they fight, until during a hand-to-hand he curses a swearword that was an inside joke between him and Dream. The Soldier freezes, and in that split second Hob is able to remove his mask. Imagine his shock when he sees Dream, his Dream, staring back at him with no recognition. But it is Dream, without any doubt. Nobody has eyes this blue, lips this pink, skin this beautifully pale.
He weeps for his friend, both happy he is still alive but also desperate because he isn't his friend? The Soldier goes back to trying to kill him, and Hob is about to let him finish the job, he won't fight Dream, he won't hurt him ever ever ever.
That gives the Soldier pause, he doesn't understand why his target doesn't fight back. That gives Hob hope, that maybe his beloved is still in there.
How will Hob bring him back?
Ahhh, this is a great au for them!! Mostly because I want to see Hob’s butt in the spandex. He would definitely cheer on the morale of the troops!
And Dream would look so cool in the Winter Soldier gear, maybe with his hair grown out and flying wildly around his face. Fighting hard against the brain washing as he tries to remember why this unfamiliar man might be important to him. None of it makes any sense, and Dream is just so tired. Burgess doesn't let him sleep properly, and although it doesn't impact his physic capabilities, it's just another method of torture because his mind can't rest. He can't dream.
He stops fighting Hob, because he's confused and because he's tired. He steps back. Hob sees an opportunity, and he seizes it! He starts telling stories from their childhood. All the games they invented, the raven that Dream nursed back to health, all the times Hob got beat up by other kids because he defended Dream’s "weirdness". Everything he can remember, finishing up with the moment Dream finally declared his love for Hob. Hob is weeping the whole time as he speaks, and Dream just listens in stoic silence.
And then his eyes fix on Hob’s face. There's the barest hint of recognition amid those dazzling blue irises. He's fighting hard against the magic. "I never got to hear your answer. If you loved me too, or not." He whispers.
"I did." Hob manages to sob. "And I still do."
And maybe it's enough to break the magic, at least for a moment. And even if Hob can't save Dream, at least he'll know. That he's loved. Even if Hob can't save him, Dream will fight for that love with his own hands, until he's free of Burgess. Hob’s fought for Dream often enough, and now it's Dream's turn to fight for him.
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jaylleoo14 · 6 months
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How I like to draw the twst characters because nobody asked
♡ i like drawing Jade two ways: Pretty boy twink or a "your daughter calls me daddy too"
♡ For Azul its either an unhinged crazy ass who might secretly be a boy loser or a fucking smartass scum who isnt pathetic
♡ Floyd is.... well, Floyd. He's silly! I love him unconditionally <3 (no i dont thats a lie- ACK HELP HES CHOKING ME-) Joking, I LOVE drawing him having threatening and scary faces. (that goes for Jade as well)
♡ Idia is either a whimpering begging mess or hes a fucking cocky menace whos actually threatening
♡ Leona is soft shy lion or a badass (yasss slay queen, we stan you‼️) and sassy at the same time (Have you seen the way he stans with his hand on his hip?)
♡ Vil is just strait up serving cunt, no words needed (she is always SERVING from the university of servington with a degree in serving cunt) I always draw him winning because she always is (we stay winning💯)
♡ Rook is an unhinged stalker with a crazy obsession or he's just a silly little lad whos always supportive of others (I like drawing him threatening too)
♡ Epel is my pretty boy who I love to draw because he's so pretty. I like to draw him very wild though and rambunctious
♡ Rollo is literally the same as Idias except he tries to hold his pride feeling really embarrassed
♡ Riddle has a strong presence and personality which i like to convey, being ruthless yet being incredibly soft. I like drawing him cute and pretty sometimes too :3
♡ TREY HAS NICE MF ARMS YOU KNOW DAMN WELL IM DRAWING HIM SCRUMDELIOUCIOUS
♡ Cater makes me sad, so I indulge myself in it. I like drawing him around deep and depressing themes, sometimes dark as well.
♡ Ruggie is either street punk cool and swaggy or damn attractive with an unhinged and sneaky overlay
♡ Jack is so cute to me, I like drawing him as the tsundere he is with a playful side to him with the overprotective bodyguard vibes
♡ Ace... I HATE THAT STUPID MF!!! God he's so annoying we might as well date already >:( He's super playful and flirty and i like drawing him sly and sometimes awkwardly flustered
♡ Deuce is my baby boy crush >\\\\< Hes so precious literally he's my soft boy. I love him sm omg
♡ Malleus is so awkward and somewhat stoic, yet thats what makes him cute! He's like a himbo to me hahahaha hes so silly to me sometimes but then im like, oh wait, hes hot. And then i do a 360 and all of a sudden he's this hot smirking bastard
♡ Lilia is so drippy he's my little doll, I want to style him in so many different ways (●ˇ∀ˇ●) and he's so badass yet girlypop at the same time, hello?? No one can pull it off like Lilia does, its the bisexual in him 🤞
♡ Silver is so sweet and pretty, though I always draw him sleeping because its so easy just drawing someone sleeping in low quality T0T (sorry Silver stans)
♡ Sebek is a silly little guy who I want to kick for the fun of it sometimes ^-^ But I like drawing him getting teased a lot or often getting picked on because I find it funny
♡ Jamil being a sassy overworked mom who always too tired to show any type of expression other than showing anger, exasperation, or an anxious stressed out look. Other than that, its a tired deadpan face for me as he's holding a mug saying "kys." Jamil is like a little hater to me and I stan that <3
♡ Kalim being oblivious and a bit slow, but other than that hes the happy radiating sunshine we all know as. I like giving him moments where hes so genuine and kind where you're just completely soft around him and an arrow shoots through your heart
♡ Ortho is that friendly neighbor! I like him drawing him being supportive of others and always being Idia's right hand man who can also be sneaky and sly
This doesnt usually apply to their yandere self though ^^
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the0retically · 4 months
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The Suckening #7 The Pulse of the City:
Just my thoughts, spoilers below :)
- Cumpire lore let’s go?????
- GOD THE INTRO EVERY TIME JUST SLAPS I LOVE IT
- “If you don’t call me the suckener, I’ll…KILL YOU!” Charlie pleaseeee
- Oh god the pheasant and the old people, I forgot about them
- “I think he feels guilty for not feeling guilty” shilo you’re so interesting
- “Oh? Still covered in blood” “are you just trying to make things worse?”
- Shilo please be safe, this officer isn’t good get out of there!!!! Prince Edward as the savior???? WHAT???? NO NO NO NO
- HE COLLAPSES?? Feigns unconsciousness???? Shilo please you’re alone with a follower of Edward twilight
- God fuck Edward twilight
- OH! The officer contacted Deacon though! That’s good
- DEACON ARE YOU PART OF EDWARDS THING??? NOOOO
- Deacon semi papa of shilo!! Wooo!!!!
- Arthur!!!!!!! Dude you don’t even know where the twins are uh oh
- But hey Arthur is able to follow the tracks of the bus!!
- Spirits touch????? Arthur????
- Ooooh the audio coming in from the fight is so well done
- HAHAHA ARTHUR PLEASE!!!!! “He’s pretty stoic but he looks horrified by what was said”
- They really just keep bullying Grizz to use spirits touch on the pheasant pleaseee
- “Something is Wrong with this pheasant, it’s not you, but something is Wrong”
- Oh god he takes the pheasant with him
- “I’m coming for you baby boy. Sorry about the other baby boy, but you’re in a sewer and I’m scared of sewers.” GRIZZ OH MY GOD
- “It’s all in a bad state deputy, but just close your eyes.” Deacon please do not hurt Shilo, he trusts you
- Arthur and Grefgore night in!
- Oh no, Grefgore please be ok
- “Hi…..my boy” “hi my boy! :D” oh I love them
- Grefgore don’t leave!!!!!!! The sun is about to rise!!
- Arthur???? You’re leaving?
- And hi to deacon?? Arthur?? 👀👀
- I love Grefgore he’s so fun. He’s just the most himbo someone can be
- What are they doing with the demons and the fangs?? This is So Strange
- “What are you wearing? Demon clothes?” “I’m naked, I wake up naked” “Oh God” HAH OH NO EMIZEL
- “Do you want to kill him? Cause that’ll kill him. ‘Nice cock man’ and you kick his head off” oh my god??
- Oh god Charlie this is a horrible image, “a twisted fashion studio” oh god, Charlie please this is horrifying
- “Their very demeanor scratches my brain” Grizz I’m with you but also Vex is terrifying
- “Do you want to be the guy on the table Grizz?” Oh no, ok but pop off Grizz good voice acting
- “I will be your mommy :)” oh god
- Charlie, Charlie please this now a for sure a horror campaign
- My eyes are just wide, WHAT ARE THEY CONSTRUCTING HUH???????
- Charlie is too good at being a deranged villain
- “He has had no reason to look for you, yeah, yeah he’s in his work right now” my stomach just fell, why is that so scary
- Like goodness Props to Charlie the suckening has me way more scared than bitb ever did, like I love and adore bitb so much and there were moments where I was terrified but there’s something about this that is so haunting. I can just see it in my head so clearly and it’s so freaky
- They never expect Emizel to come back!!
- Oh god but please emizel don’t die again already
- Love how Grizz is just simping for Vex because me too
- “They’re two dogs in me and they’re fucking” WILLIAM WISP IS THAT YOU??
- God I love how Grizz and bizly and just speaking as the ghouls during this fight Charlie is just like “…what?? What are you even saying right now”
- Emizel please just get out of there they’re both already your enemy you don’t need one to hate you more because then they’re going to target Your twin so PLEASE JUST LEAVE
- They’re just singing the climb now oh my god iconic
- Emizel just lying to Viv about how he’s a real boy and doesn’t burn in the sun “but we saw you burn” “it was an illusion, I’m a magician”
- “Vex have you-“ “YES I KNOW!” I love them, they’re fun
- “And you turn around away from her” emizel oh my god
- “You cannot use your twin name and not mean it” honestly based
- I ALMOST SPAT MY WATER OUT OH MY GOD “your name is shameashmai”
- “I’m not letting you guys do this again” “no I’m having all the fun in the world right now”
- DOES EMIZEL LOSE HIS RIBS???? OH GOD
- VEX IS FLESH AND VIV IS BONES????? HAUNTING SO SO SCARY
- “Enjoy the ribs, I’m gonna head out” “what do you mean you’re gonna head out??”
- “Can I prepare an action to kill myself?” “He hasn’t taken his glasses off yet so we’re still ok!” “It’s just me as a dm thinking about splitting the dice pool for movement and killing yourself” I’ve never laughed this hard holy shit “as soon as I see this thing I want to run and kill myself”
- “Bizly give me the scariest animal you can think of” “….peacock, no” “FUCK OFF!”
- PLEASE HE JUST KILLED HIMSELF IN FRONT OF THEM OH MY GOD?? AND HES BEEN NAKED THIS WHOLE TIME
- “One of mine or one of yours” sooooo Viv and Vex have some stake in the fangs and the demons, but what does that mean??
- SHILO TIME! Please be ok
- Why is shilo healed and ok, this isn’t real it can’t be, Charlie is too smiley right now, he sounds way too happy
- Fucking Edward twilight oh my god why is he like this
- THEYRE BLOOD BONDED????? OH NO I cannot believe this
- Grizz is just loving this encounter
- Why is this so sexual I hate this, Edward twilight please stop why are you crawling up the sheets to shilo???? This is so—I cannot
- Deacon! You’re here!
- God why is Edward like this, Charlie really just locks in as him it’s insane
- Oh god shilo has to tell Edward about emizel oh no
- Shilo tripped no!!
- The wallpaper is Edward in the phone oh my god
- I do love shilo and deacon’s relationship though, he seems to genuinely care for shilo and I just love them
- Back with Viv and Vex! Oh god
- Ok thank god he’s just leaving
- “William wisp mode” emizel cosplaying as William is so funny like Grizz called it, that’s exactly what he looks like
- GREFGORE FOUND SHILO!!!!!!!! AWWWWWW LETS GOOOOOO
- HE FOUND EMIZEL TOO!!
- I love Grefgore so much
- Arthur just left them? Ok the boys gotta find him
- What is happening to emizel and shilo? Why do they have pain? WHAT?? It’s the Edward twilight smoulder??? Huh??? Charlie WHAT?
- SOMETHING TWISTED IN LA?? What did Edward do?
- A full day good god
- Arthur’s just on a plane omg
- ITS AFFECTING ARTHUR TOO???
- Absolute bat shit episode I loved it
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dirtyvulture · 8 months
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😎Anon here and my own sister is going to have a baby and seeing all of these little kids in Halloween costumes ( plus the mentions of how sergeant Nat is so careful when it comes to not getting pregnant) made me have a thought. What if Nat never want kids for whatever reason but when SB started getting the news that their sister was having a baby SB was over the moon ( Sister even asked SB to be a godparent) and was helping out with baby clothes and stuff something shifted inside Nat seeing SB with all this stuff. Seeing SB with all the kids from the others in the military and Nat is internally screaming “ No , Fuck , Why !!!!!” . All while she is outwardly stoic and we are being our beefy himbo selfs that is good with kids and happy to be here. It all comes to ahead when sister visits us with our new family member and Segregate Nat sees us holding them and kissing their cubby checks . At the end of the visit Nat says fuck it and is dragging SB’s oblivious self but not before Sister noticed the look in Nat’s eye and says to her baby “ Guess who is going to have a cousin soon , yes you are .” Sister is also silently wishing her Slim Jim sibling good luck.
😎 anon is back with more headcanons!!! 🥰
I think there were a ton of reasons Sergeant Nat never wanted kids until she met Sergeant Beef, but as soon as she sees SB with children she knows they'd make the best parent ever. 🥰
At family events on the military base, SB is a magnet for kids because of how gentle and friendly they are (and of course, they give the best hugs). So Nat is basically going feral with baby fever when she sees SB playing around with all the kids.
And then when SB's sister has her child, the sister texts Nat a picture of SB holding them in the hospital, and Nat knows what she has to do. 😭 So when SB finally comes home, Nat jumps them and has SB fuck her for hours until they can't move in hopes that maybe a mini sergeant will come along soon...
Lol
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skullsandwineglasses · 3 months
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The Legend of Shen Li First Impressions
It's been 1.5 years since I last watched a cdrama, but Zhao Liying and Lin Gengxin's second collaboration together was more than enough to pull me from my hiatus.
Episode 1 immediately won me over. I'm on episode 5 right now and I am unexpectedly overjoyed at Lin Gengxin playing a himbo. I am living for Shen Li falling for him precisely because he is a himbo.
His himbo-ness is what allows him to be so gentle with her. She enjoys seeing how he sees life, simple and uncomplicated. She feels safe and cared for, even though she claims to be taking on the role of the protector. He protects her in his own way and in a way that no one else has ever had.
It's funny how their role reversal actually makes her feel more feminine with him. She protects him and saves him, but he heals the inner girl in her.
I also watched Contrapoints' latest video essay about Twilight where she talks about the fluidity of yin and yang, and I think some of the concepts that she talked about can be applied to Shen Li and Xing Yun's relationship.
I also enjoy how Shen Li is not cold and hardened by her experiences, unlike the typical stoic and brooding god-of-war ML. She is guarded, but she is not stubborn. She quickly learns to trust Xing Yun and is charmed by him and acknowledges her feelings instead of brushing them off and denying them. She openly embraces her feelings for him, which is really cute to watch.
And of course Xing Yun isn't a complete himbo. He is far more perceptive than what Shen Li gives him credit for, and her learning about his perceptiveness is what draws her to him even more. His innocence and his carefreeness is what makes him strong. He is unaffected by mind tricks and spells that can cripple her.
The scene at the beginning of episode 5 sums up their relationship: Her powers are so immense and forceful that they're able to knock off the pants of the men who ambushed and burned down Xing Yun's house in the middle of the night. She's standing fearsomely in front of the cowering men, reveling in her own wrath, while Xing Yun steps up behind her in the middle of the burning chaos to put his hand over her eyes, saying that she's a female and she shouldn't look at such a filthy scene (referring to the de-clothed men). The scene is something so insignificant to her and she's unfazed by it, and yet Xing Yun wants to protect her from it by shielding her eyes to protect her innocence, because that's the only thing that he can do in that moment. And it just symbolizes how while she's taking care of the bigger things, he will take care of the smaller things for her.
This drama has been such a delight. I don't know if I'm prepared for the inevitable angst. My heart is out of practice.
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dumbass-duo-showdown · 8 months
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DUMBASS DUO SHOWDOWN ROUND 1 BATTLE 19
Galo Thymos & Lio Fotia (promare) vs Yusuke Urameshi & Kazuma Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)
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REMINDER TO CHECK OUT THE PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT BEFORE VOTING!
Galo & Lio
Galo is the token himbo character but the thing is Lio will go along with his antics with little to no pushback. hes supposed to be the cool collected and stoic one but when Galo is like "i need the giant robot to look cooler or i cant fight in it" lio is like "ok." and when galo is like "now the robot needs a giant magic historically accurate traditional japanese firefighting stick" lio is like "ok."
Literally saves the world by being stupid (and setting it on fire). One of the characters even has a canon line that he's the "#1 firefighting idiot". Neither of them know how to wear clothes. Perfect example of one braincell between them.
Yusuke & Kuwabara
Two delinquent punks who share one singular braincell 90% of the time.
they share the braincell
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landwriter · 1 year
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8! ♥
my beloved Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Swede! It's gotta be - like no question, it's gotta be a romcom-energy Dream POV.
Hob cuddles Dream for the first time and Dream just falls in LOVE. It's totally platonic. He fell in a lake or something. And he's no longer near-hypothermic, he's ass over tea kettle in love. On the outside: stony and stoic. On the inside: writing poems about Hob. Jacking off about Hob. Looking at everything from a particularly friendly yellow tea towel to trees in a park and being reminded of Hob. (Hob said he liked forests, once.)
There's mutual pining and they both think it's unrequited, for an appropriately light-hearted and brief amount of time. Hob expresses his feelings by doing little flirting things that send Dream absolutely around the bend. Buys him potted plants. Gets him books. Bakes for him. Touches his arm. Dream presumes Hob is this friendly with everyone, because Hob is a Very Good Person, and Very Good With People, unlike him. Hob literally cannot help himself. His love shines out of him. Dream thinks Hob just looks that way all the time.
At some point, someone - anyone, literally anyone with eyes - mentions 'your boyfriend' to Dream, and Dream is like, "What boyfriend? Who?" and Hob, who is also there, in earshot, is like, "Yeah, who?", baffled because surely he'd have noticed Dream having a boyfriend, they spend so much time together these days, but also 100% ready to fight the man for his crime of existing.
And someone - Matthew, Lucienne, literally even the deli guy, just shakes their head and offers a silent prayer to the God Of Himbos that the two idiots figure it out within the next decade.
(They do.)
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hotcat37 · 9 months
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Personified Käärijä songs
just for fun I decided to give personality traits to some Käärijä bangers <3 I based these entirely off of lyrics and vibes :0 Completely okay if anyone gets different vibes from them this is just how I see them :3
Kovis: -very confrontational, prone to getting into fights -will protecc and attacc 💪💪 -he's not the 'Kovis' the song is referring to because he's genuinely sweet and doesn't start conflicts but he is easily provoked -dresses like a frat bro -probably peaked in highschool Morgan: -often disoriented in time and space -prone to nausea -intelligent but doesn't make very good decisions -has a constant sense of remorse even when he doesn't really remember anything the 'morning after' (after drinking, partying) -is close with Kovis! Käärijä Cha Cha Cha: -quite shy and stoic at first -once he breaks out of his shell he's absolutely insane -has seemingly unlimited amounts of energy, can keep dancing all day and night -very charming but also somewhat unsettling -has extreme claustrophobia (do NOT put him in a box!!!) It's Crazy It's Party: -wears mysteriously blood stained clothes -a bit hypersexual, can't stop cracking sex jokes -likes to hang out in forests at night -avoids contact with CCC Käärijä as much as possible -has the worst English out of all the Kä's Välikuolema: -sleep deprived and usually a bit drunk -only wears oversized hoodies and track pants -easily cracks under peer pressure -is the guy who calls taxis for his drunk friends, he himself tends to just pass out in someone's backyard -you can only wake him up by screaming HERÄÄ!!! at him Urheilujätkä: -very athletic despite his height -the least unsettling of the Kä's -he is the most sweaty of them though -kind of a himbo, he excels in physical activity but not much else -is always extremely happy to see Jesse Hiirtä Kiinii: -actually not that prone to anger but once he's pushed over the edge he's very destructive -has constant bad luck -the most normal of the Käärijä's, just wants to get through the day -needs caffeine to function in the morning -takes vitamins designed for children because he likes the flavor Yhtä Vailla: -has a raspy voice because of how much he tends to scream in frustration -do NOT give this man any money, except for maybe claw machines 'cause he's pretty good at those -Africa by Toto is his special song and he'll murmur the lyrics to it completely unprompted -optimistic to a delusional degree -bro just needs to get a job honestly Mic Mac: -the only Käärijä that looks like his yellow era (lanky with brown hair) -his pockets are full of stolen Pokémon cards -is very nervous and doesn't say much (he doesn't want to be charged for his petty Habbo Hotel crimes) -definitely twirls the phone chord around his finger when he's calling someone -either wears the yellow suit or just Mic Mac pants with no shirt Siitä Viis: -his mascara is in a constant state of smudged -prone to heavy mood swings, usually switching between furious and sad -has trust issues, it's hard to get him to open up -eats ice cream and watches anime to cope -don't set him off or he will rant angrily for hours
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helloiamadrawer · 3 months
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Gamma 1 boyfriend headcanons (DBSH) PROOFREAD!
warnings: none!
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Mans is really the stoic type, always calm but ready to listen to you rant if you had a stressful day at work/school, etc.
You would be the only person he would allow to let you lay your head on his lap (let's be real here; him and Gamma 2 got firm thighs 😳) to help you relax
Not very big on PDA; as far as holding your hand is allowed ofc :)
Will take you somewhere scenic for a date or stargazing
Would rather be alone with you if he wants to sneak in a a few kisses (cause Gamma 2 started teasing him for the fun of it, ends up with a flustered Gamma 1 after then he goes to beat him up )
WOULD TEACH YOU HOW TO WORK HIS RAY GUN AND GUIDING YOU WITH HIS HANDS HHHH
Does not know how to flirt no matter how many times his twin has told him but at least he knows how to compliment you even if its first thing in the morning (he's still working on it)
he be like "😳 Hey you look beautiful today." WHEN YOU ARE UP OUT OF BED WITH A FACE MASK ON 😭
but you take the compliment anyway cause you love him for trying
HIM CALLING YOU "MY DARLING"!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
That's his contact name for you as well 🥺
Bonus: Gamma 1 would be the kind of bf that vibes himbo bodyguard energy, he's really strong just like his counterpart, he'd be up to helping you move in furniture if you get a new place around red ribbon base and maybe see him without that yellow ass jacket and see him shirtless 👉👈😳
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junosartsthetic · 2 years
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Holiday HCs with the JoJos
Warning(s): some mention of self-hatred, some mention of depression, generally pretty light-hearted, no angsty endings
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Jonathan Joestar
He doesn’t care what you two do together, as long as he’s by your side.
You get to choose the activities.
He will gladly follow along with everything, only stopping to make sure you’re okay and the activity isn’t too dangerous.
He loves giving you gifts over the holidays.
Jonathan sometimes thinks he doesn’t do enough or is enough for you, so he insists upon showering you with gifts and affection to make sure you’re always happy.
You insist that the gifts are completely unnecessary, and that you love him for him and not any material things he may have, but also appreciate and respect his decision, as long as he’s comfortable and still has money to live on. 
He of course chooses to propose over the holidays, and makes sure everything is absolutely perfect before getting down on one knee.
Joseph Joestar
It is a complete gamble as to what he wants to do.
He sometimes enjoys things that are outdoors, and involve physical movement, whether that be building snowmen, ice-skating, or snowball fights (he’s quite immature sometimes).
However, there are days where all he wants to do is lay in bed with you by his side, unwilling to let you go until he insists he is warm enough.
The room is always freezing, and you do admit it is nice doing absolutely nothing but cuddling up to his side, feeling his arms around you as he peppers your face with kisses.
He doesn’t buy too many gifts, but the ones he gets are always rather bizarre, but also meaningful.
If you vaguely mention liking an animal, he’ll go out and find a way-too-big-to-fit-anywhere-practical statue of it.
He’s the definition of a himbo, and though he means well, he’s not got a brain cell in his body when it comes to practicality.
Still, you always press a kiss to his lips and thank him.
Jotaro Kujo
He’s a complicated man, that’s for sure. 
It’s sometimes difficult to figure out what he likes and dislikes because his face is always stoic or grimacing.
Still, you’ve cracked his subtle emotions to the point where you know damn well what he wants to do.
Most of the time that involves visiting a zoo, aquarium, or some other place where animals are involved.
It’s always mesmerizing to see the lights and garland decorating the area, and better yet you and he get to see the beautiful animals around the place.
While it’s not a traditional, well, tradition, you enjoy it nonetheless, because as long as he’s by your side, always lightly squeezing your hand to make sure you know he loves you, everything is perfect.
Josuke Higashikata
He is childish.
And that’s simply part of his charm.
But because he’s childish, you often find yourself participating in things like snowball fights, and making snow angels.
And you really don’t mind.
Because seeing his laughing face is worth it.
And after you two are soaked in cold water from melted snow, you step inside, make some hot drinks, and cuddle up while watching a movie.
It’s usually something animated.
There’s a part of you that breaks at the thought of him never having a proper childhood, always looking out for his grandfather and mom, and having no father around, which is why he often indulges in things most people half his age enjoy.
And yet you’re so happy he’s finding time to heal his inner child.
And let you be there to see it happen. 
Giorno Giovanna
Giorno isn’t a particularly celebratory person when it comes to the holidays, but still partakes in whatever tradition you want.
Because in his mind he’s not participating in a holiday, he’s participating in making you happy by doing something you enjoy.
And that’s what matters to him.
You want a Christmas tree?
He grows one.
You want to see a reindeer? 
Do I have some great news for you.
He goes above-and-beyond because seeing the pure joy in your eyes is enough to have him going red.
In life, he’s always been by himself, so having the opportunity to really just enjoy life with someone by his side is amazing for him. 
He will grow mistletoe in doorways.
Because he’s still Dio’s son, which means mischief and a little suave romance is in his veins.
Jolyne Cujoh
She spoils you silly.
Jolene doesn’t have too much money to her name, so she makes up for it by being there whenever you need anything.
Her gift to you is being your personal assistant, basically.
Though of course she expects some kisses in return.
She scrapes together a small tree and some ornaments, and makes sure to make little coupons that say things like:
‘Free massage’
‘Free kiss on the lips’
‘Free make out session at a place of your choosing’
It always makes you laugh, and most of the time you spend all of the coupons in one day, just staying in bed and enjoying yourselves.
Johnny Joestar 
Much like his alternate self, Johnny has a habit of going overboard with gifts, as if to make up for some arbitrary thing he thinks he’s missing, when in reality you love him for him and wouldn’t change a thing about him.
He insists he isn’t buying you things as a way to earn your love, but you know he has a habit of projecting his own self-hatred onto other things as a way to ignore the elephant in the room. 
You always make sure to shower him in praise and affection, and when you feel necessary, tell him to return a gift and instead just spend time with you.
Because you believe he himself is the best gift you have ever received.
Even if he doesn’t see it that way.
You and he like to throw parties over the holidays, making sure to invite all of your and his friends.
And you make sure to point out how many people care about Johnny and his well-being.
And that everyone there just wants Johnny to accept and love himself in the same way they love him.
Eventually, you work with Johnny enough to get some of his self-confidence back, and absolutely adore when he’s to the point where he can confidently flirt with you, and even show public affection.
Because he’s finally okay with showing that you're his, he’s yours, and you deserve each other and all the happiness in the world. 
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mrmeowziii · 3 months
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Digital art I made, it’s my interpretation or Rodney’s family. Seven brothers and a dad are mentioned in the show, as is his mom being dead in bonus stuff. Scott being his cousin is my headcanon though.
Personalities because why not?
Daryl: Has been a single father for 16 years now, wife got into her tractor-molasses accident and passed away a year after having the twins. He’s very stoic on the outside, but actually very emotional. He’s got eight boys. He’s trying his best, lol. Often not available due to how busy he is at his job. Leaves the farm to his sons for the most part.
Richard: Lax, smokes weed, probably was part of a Portland polycule for a while, maybe still is. Not very responsible, he’s the only child to have left the family farm. Sometimes comes to crash at the farmhouse with one of his partners- everyone’s just gotten used to it at this point.
Ryan: The ‘mom’. Took up a bunch of household responsibilities after his mom died, including cooking and helping to raise some of his younger brothers. He’s very patient and responsible, and dislikes his older brother’s lazy attitude. More focused on the family than any kind of relationship, though he’d like to get married and have kids of his own some day.
Rodney: Helps his brother Ryan with managing the farm. Not as much with the house though, more with the actual farm itself. Similar to how he was on Pahkitew, just more mature with relationships. Pansexual, but he still can’t talk to his crushes without getting extremely flustered.
Robert ‘Robbie’: The rebellious one. Drinks and smokes with Richard, which upsets Ryan to no end. Robbie doesn’t care though. Shortest brother and he hates it. All of the tallness went to his number neighbor brothers. Kind of a bully, but nothing too serious. Has had a crush on this girl who works at the library, Connie, for the longest time. Unfortunately he inherited Rodney’s way with words when it comes to crushes, and hasn’t made much progress with her.
Roy: Quiet and Stoic, Roy is Dawn-ish. His speech is very formal, though he’s often just staring into space. Attracts animals by doing nothing. Not interested in romance at all. Aro/Ace. Robbie used to try to pick on him but gave up after Roy never reacted. Refuses to wear jeans.
Rowan: The smart one, he’s just graduated High school and wants to go to a really nice college. Has a bad habit of looking down on his brothers because of their low intelligence or weird mannerisms. Into a lot of nerdy things, he doesn’t have a lot of people to share his interests with that’ll know what he’s talking about. He’s hoping to find a girlfriend in college that shares his interests.
Ryder: The older of the two twins, Ryder gets along well with Ryan and Rodney, who he spends a lot of time with. He’s introverted and quiet, but not like Roy is. Very kind, but can be a little self-sacrificing. Raphie tries to include him when him and his friends do things, but he just doesn’t quite connect. Undecided when it comes to attraction, he’s got other things on his mind too often. Artsy.
Ralph ‘Ralphie’: Sporty and outgoing, he’s the younger twin and youngest child. Kind of a Himbo, he knows he’s not the smartest, but he’s got a big heart. Looks out for Ryder, who he’s constantly worried about. Gay, He and his boyfriend Archie have been dating for two years now. Comes into conflict with Rowan and Robbie often, especially when Robbie tries to pick on Ryder.
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skyfallslayer · 1 month
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Part 2 || Part 3
So... what if the MCU meet FMAB? This started with me comparing Yelena and Bucky to Riza and Roy and then this happen (It was also an excuse to play around with different hairstyles for them. lol).
Took me about an hour to write out the whole lore, and I'm sure I'll add more to it with each fanart. Might make a fic about it if anyone's interested 👀.
THE CHILDREN:
Major Peter (Stark) Parker - Aliases: “Hero of the People”, Tom (Codename), Underoos, Shorty || August 10th, 1899 (Leo) || Major - The “Iron-Spider Alchemist”
Morgan (Stark) Parker - Aliases: “Armored Alchemist”, Maguna, Armored Girl || May 29th, 1900 (Gemini)
In this AU, Peter and Morgan are full blood siblings born a year apart. Their mother dies a few days after giving birth to her daughter, and out of fear for the safety of his children from a certain “someone”, their father, Tony Stark, leaves his kids with a family friend: Maybelle Parker.
Besides looking like they could be kin, They’re given their “mother’s” last name for extra protection.
May, honoring Tony’s wishes, also never tells the children about him and what he is, and his plans for leaving; For all they know is May’s late husband, Ben, is their real father. 
The kids grow up believing May was their real mother, but sadly, an outbreak of a fatal disease takes her from them. They eventually train in alchemy and attempt the ultimate taboo, human transmutation.
The attempt fails, and Peter loses his left leg, and Morgan loses her entire body. In a split second decision, Peter seals his sister’s soul to an old suit of armor and loses his right arm in the process. 
Peter is eventually scouted out by a member of the military and is offered a way to hunt down information to regain their bodies back without any repercussions. 
TEAM BARNES:
Colonel James “Bucky” Barnes - Unit Commander || Aliases: “Hero of Sokovia”, Sebastian (Codename), King, Winter Soldier || March 10th, 1885 (Pisces) || Corporal (Pre-War), Major (During Inhuman War), Lieutenant Colonel (Pre-Canon), Present: Colonel - “Cryo-Flame Alchemist”
Bucky earned the nickname: “Hero of Sokovia” for wiping out most of the inhumans, which are the people who reside in that city. It’s a name that he detested, even more than the other nickname he got: “The Winter Soldier”.
His left arm was severely burned during the war, resulting in blotty patches/scars. 
He was originally known as the “Flame” before being rebranded to “Cryo-Flame” after learning a second alchemy type, which he turned towards after his injury (hence the ice theme nickname).
When the war ended, he was filled with guilt and disgusted how the country was run, and vowed to make sure to protect his loved ones and become Fürher.
Bucky is Roy in this AU because of the lot of similarities in their personalities. They’re both loyal, headstrong, and protective, but they’re a bit of a tease and very flirtatious. 
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1st Lieutenant Yelena Belova - Adjutant || Aliases: “The Widow’s Eye”, Florence (Codename), Queen || June 22nd, 1889 (Cancer) || Warrant Officer (During Inhuman War) 
Earns the nickname: “The Widow’s Eye” for being the top sniper in the academy. 
Had a rough childhood, starting with her mother dying early on, and has her father’s alchemy research tattooed on her back. The only person who knows of this was her father’s apprentice, and soon-to-be boss, Bucky.
With guilt eating away, and grateful that Bucky was loyal to keeping it a secret, she decides to assign under him after the war is over, and swears to protect him for as long as she’s alive (or swears to shoot him if he goes out of line).
Despite her “stoic” exterior, she’s just like her MCU counterpart, still sarcastic and has ‘deadpan’ humor. 
Instead of Black Hayate, her MCU dog, Fanny, takes his place. 
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2nd Lieutenant Sam Wilson - Officer-In-Charge & Medical Specialist || “The Falcon”, Anthony (Codename), Knight 
Takes place of the lovable himbo: Jean Havoc. They share a lot of similar personality traits and humor.
Earns the Nickname: “Falcon” for sharp-shooting skills.
Completely feel bad that he’ll get paralyzed in this AU too. 
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2nd Lieutenant Peter Quill - Investigation Specialist || Chris (Codename), Rook 
Totally did not just made him Breda because they both have strawberry blonde hair 
^But honestly, I was mostly inspired to make him Breda when I rewatched the scene of Team Mustang reunited, and Breda was totally pumped with the idea of overthrowing the government. I’m 100% percent sure that’ll be something Quill would say. 
Quill’s still upbeat and sarcastic like his MCU counterpart, but just like the master thief he is, is intelligent and strategic. 
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Master Sergeant Scott Lang - Mechanics & Communication Specialist || Paul (Codename), Scotty, Pawn 
Still has a daughter in this AU.
Both these characters are very kind and have good morals, and both can be rather stubborn if driven to a certain point. 
They’re also both great tacticians and engineers. They’re definitely the definition of “Work Smarter, Not Harder”.
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Warrant Officer Stephan Strange - Information Specialist || Benedict (Codename), Bishop 
These two characters are very similar as well, and I chose Strange to be Falman in this AU because they both have a photographic memory. 
But just like his MCU counterpart, Strange still keeps his pride and ego, although it’s minimal here. 
He is still compassionate and can grow vulnerable to the people who are closest to him.
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If you made it this far, then congrats? 😅 Hopefully, it wasn't too boring or overwhelming.
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dna-d2 · 9 months
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(One Piece Live Action Spoilers, Beware) (Also long post alert, Also Beware) (TL;DR at the end)
(Beware)
So I finally finished watching the Live Action One Piece and BOY LET ME TELL YOU.
(Please note that this is coming from someone who’s read the manga numerous times and is almost caught up on the anime. So this is a time for me to lovingly rant about this show/franchise in general)
I loved it. Like, to start off with, I fucking loved it. It had a couple flaws, and I certainly wouldn’t say it’s the BEST way to experience the story of One Piece, but I had so much fun with it, god.
Like, one of the biggest flaws you see with live action anime adaptations is that they make a bunch of changes, and these changes feel like they were made by a bunch of higher-up suit-wearing dickheads who think they managed to systematically dissect why people loved Dragon Ball so much and gave us the war crime that was Dragon Ball Evolution.
No, OPLA does have changes, but these changes feel like they were made to actually ADAPT the story into a new medium, since this would require a whole different type of storytelling compared to anime or manga. And (almost) all of the changes do feel like they were able to get the same point across as in the anime/manga, just in a different way.
Like pretty much everyone’s been saying, the casting choice was SPOT-FUCKING-ON. Like
HOLY SHIT
Guys, Iñaki as Luffy was absolutely brilliant and you’d have to kill me before I’d ever say anything different, I mean it. The closest I’d have to a character complaint (and it’s really not a complaint, it’s more of a nit-pick than anything) is that Zoro was just not goofy enough. OG Zoro gets caught up in the shenanigans more than he’d like to admit and gets pissed about it and many other things. OPLA Zoro was way more stoic than that. Though I did also like the stoic himbo energy he was giving off too, so like I said it’s not ENTIRELY a complaint. Just a slight nitpick. (And this is nothing against the actor, the actor did a phenomenal job and I will hear no slander against him or any of the others. Especially Usopp’s actor. Dude was perfect in pretty much every way)
And then the only REAL complaint I had. Well, two, technically. And they both center around the final two episodes.
One of the ONLY changes I didn’t like is that the people in Cocoyashi DIDN’T know that Nami was working for Arlong to buy back the village. The anime/manga had them all know about it and play along so that her efforts to help them wouldn’t be in vain, thus when she was double-crossed by Arlong, they had 7 years of resentment against just HIM to get out, and it felt so nice knowing that these guys were more than willing to fight to the death for her in her name and in the name of the years she sacrificed for them.
In this one though, the fact that they didn’t know just made it feel less impactful to me. They hated Nami for years, then just gave her an apology for not realizing what she was doing before deciding to march on Arlong Park. They didn’t even march on Arlong Park. It felt like the writers were rushing this along a little bit, which kinda leads into my other complaint.
I think there should’ve been ONE more episode. Just one. Nine overall. I think they should’ve spent 2 episodes, 7 and 8, specifically on the fight against Arlong, instead of an episode and a half with the resolution to the Garp thing stuck on at the end. THEN made episode 9 the resolution to the Garp subplot. Or hell, I think even just an extra 30 minutes would’ve helped a lot more. But it felt like they didn’t 100% get how to pace it out properly and had to change certain things that resulted in being a detriment to the overall product. I didn’t feel anywhere near as moved during Nami’s scene asking for help as I did during the anime/manga. In those, she looked absolutely broken, pushed so far past her breaking point that she just couldn’t see a way out of this darkness she’d found herself in for years and years. And in OPLA, she just…Didn’t. It’s hard to put to words, but it just wasn’t as impactful to me.
NOW WITH ALL THAT SAID!!!!
This is an incredible show in its own right. If I didn’t have the anime/manga to compare this to, I would have almost no gripes whatsoever. Maybe even none!! I enjoyed the hell out of this from start to finish, and only came out of it with like one complaint and a couple nitpicks. That’s INCREDIBLE for a live action anime adaptation. Not to mention the way that this is already proving to be a great way to get new people into One Piece. (They don’t realize. They don’t realize that this is the gateway show. That this is where it starts. They don’t realize that they’ll be hooked after this. They don’t realize. But I realize. I know. And soon, so will everyone…!!!)
So yeah, OPLA, solid 8/10. It’s not the best way to experience the story overall, but it’s great for beginners and I will watch again for Easter Eggs and further enjoyment. You should watch it.

TL;DR: One Piece Live Action is great actually, and while it’s not perfect, you should watch it and I love it.

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