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someone-who-kin-james · 11 months
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Andy: So he's my boyfriend, Ted. Girls, be nice to him.
Narcissa: You want us to be nice to your boyfriend?
Andy: Yes. And I don't think that is such a big deal.
Bellatrix: Girl I'm not even nice to my own boyfriend.
Andy: BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND! YOU ARE LESBIAN!
Bellatrix: Oh, hell yeah! And I don't understand why you are not lesbian?
Andy: You know what, I-
Narcissa: Just let go sis, we don't like any man. Even your boyfriend.
Bellatrix: Even our own boyfriends!
Andy: YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
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sapphicmicrofics · 1 year
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The majority of the fics submitted for this challenge are posted to tumblr and reblogged onto this blog (a list of ships that have been written can be found here), but we also have this AO3 collection and there are a lot of incredible fics being posted there that don’t make it to tumblr. I still want to highlight those because honestly some of them are amazing.
They’re sorted per prompt and have the basic information, but check the tags before reading!
This event is being run through @hpsaffics and the rules can be found here, a list of all upcoming prompts is here.
Prompt: Smile
A Battle Lost || Lily Evans/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: General || Words: 303 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: LesbianKJ
Prompt: In Between
In Between Times || Hermione Granger/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: Mature || Words: 50 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: sidewave
Prompt: Different
Something Different || Lily Luna Potter/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: Teen || Words: 41 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: herochick007
Prompt: Lips
Live Forever || Astoria Greengrass/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: Teen || Words: 44 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: herochick007 Challenge Accepted || Ginny Weasley/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: Explicit || Words: 1357 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: LesbianKJ Hints of Lily || Lily Evans/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: Teen || Words: 37|| Archive Warnings: None || Author: herochick007 Her Lips || Lily Evans/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: Teen || Words: 51 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: triggerlil Summoned || Lily Evans/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: Mature || Words: 37|| Archive Warnings: None || Author: herochick007
Prompt: “I Didn’t Mean That”
A Woman Like That || Alecto Carrow/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: Explicit || Words: 2412 || Archive Warnings: Graphic Violence, Rape/Non-con || Author: dont_try_this A Reminder || Hermione Granger/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: Teen || Words: 43 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: herochick007 I (won’t) lie to you || Lily Evans/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: General || Words: 50 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: triggerlil
Prompt: Genuine
We Choose You || Dorcas Meadowes/Mrs Zabini/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: General || Words: 237 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: LesbianKJ Like Herself || Lily Luna Potter/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: General || Words: 37 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: herochick007
Prompt: Beach
If She Cared || Narcissa Malfoy/Sirius Black || Rating: Mature || Words: 47 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: herochick007 The beach house || Lily Evans/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: General || Words: 50 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: triggerlil
Prompt: Hair Dye
Gold rush || Hermione Granger/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: General || Words: 1232 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: speakvoices
Prompt: “Can I Kiss You?”
Same Moment, Different Time || Lily Evans/Narcissa Malfoy, Ginny Weasley/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: Teen || Words: 331 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: LesbianKJ
Prompt: Museum
Hypocrite || Andromeda Tonks/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: Mature || Words: 152 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: Creativity_In_Little_Time A Shrine of How it Had Been || Lily Evans/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: Teen || Words: 45 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: herochick007
Prompt: Regret
Regret is oversteeped tea || Lily Evans/Narcissa Malfoy || Rating: General || Words: 50 || Archive Warnings: None || Author: sidewave
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hpcestfest · 2 years
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HP Cest Fest: Fic ☕️ 📖
Title: Crossing Family Lines Author: ??? Prompt #: Self-prompt Ship: Andromeda Black Tonks/Narcissa Black Malfoy Rating: Explicit Wordcount: 1.5k Warnings/Tags: blackcest, sibling incest, cw implied miscarriage, canon compliant 
Summary: Tonks starts Auror training, and Narcissa receives a visitor.
Read on AO3
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herlittlel0ve · 8 months
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I feel like the Blacks are so completely and possessively in love. They go fucking insane when it comes to the love of their life. Family is one thing, they try to kill each other on the regular but don't you ever lay a hand on the person they love. Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda, Regulus, Sirius. You so much as look at they're significant other wrong and they'll have a dagger to your throat in minutes.
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swiftiereg · 3 months
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Reading fanfiction and Jegulus are (finally) together, they are happy, I am happy, but then Regulus has to go to Grimmauld for the holidays, they are still oblivious to what’s coming, I am depressed.
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radiohead-spiderman · 5 months
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I need Black sisters centric fics, I don’t want Regulus and Sirius with a side of Black sisters I want Narcissa having to deal with Andromeda being cast out and Bellatrix’s descent into insanity, I want Andromeda having to choose between the man she loves and her family. Honestly I want more Andromeda content in general because this fandom loves LOVES to gloss over her getting disowned because of Sirius. Which is insane to me because Sirius didn’t get disowned until AFTER he ran away (still love Sirius though) while Andromeda got disowned because she married Ted Tonks and then got SHUNNED by her sisters because of it. Bellatrix’s spiral into insanity would be so interesting to read about and there’s so much potential there too.
The Black sisters are so complex and this fandom makes them so one dimensional and or side characters to push Sirius or Regulus’ character development further
Anyways that concludes my Ted(Tonks) talk
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loislame84 · 1 year
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Cissy: so you fancy girls?
Bella: Well, that is sort of an entry-level requirement for being a lesbian.
Andy: lesbianism 101
Cissy, turning towards Hermione: you as well?
Hermione: I took the required courses.
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sophsicle · 1 month
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Of His Bones, Chapter 17
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softkombuchart · 9 months
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Draco, Narcissa, Andromeda, Teddy and Hermione
This is for A Cosmology of Blacks, Malfoys, and Assorted Individuals by a_rum_of_ones_own ♥
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midnight-owlat-musings · 11 months
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Bellatrix yes: an autobiography by Bellatrix Black
Bellatrix no: a sequel by Hermione Granger
Bellatrix, I dare you: an anthology by Andromeda Tonks
Bellatrix, I’m warning you: a note by Narcissa Malfoy
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iamademigodandwizard · 4 months
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The question is not why be mean to Lucius it’s why be nice to Lucius
-Bellatrix Lestrange probably
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fraisaa · 11 months
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BLACK COUSINS
i would kill for a good black cousins fic where we talk about their childhoods, how they were when they were younger and all.
how Bellatrix being the oldest took care of all of them, protecting them however she could even of she was strict w them.
how Andromeda was the loving one, always kind and sweet with her younger sister/cousins.
how narcissa tried to take the role of an older sibling for regulus when sirius ran away (as he sould) because she knew what it felt like.
how sirius feels leaving his cousins and brother alone but not regretting his choice and being close to Andromeda again.
and how regulus, the youngest will bring all of them together again because they love him and would do anything for him.
them fixing their relationships with each other and becoming close again, not the same way as they were younger since this time they do not have to watch their actions in fear of enraging their parents and regulus becoming Lord Black and changing the whole house's principles, adding back Andromeda and Sirius and them being genuinely happy in their lives and relationships<3
also narcissa divorcing Lucius and raising draco in a loving environment with his cousin/s (nymphadora tonks loml) because we all know that narcissa would love being a mother🩷
Bellatrix had some difficulties adjusting to this at first but she found herself genuinely happy with her new life and learned to accept everyone surrounding her, she knows it does not excuse what she did or said in the past but she knows shes growing and learning to be a better person.
BLACK SISTERS DESERVE SM BETTER ‼️
if anyone finds a fic where they fix their relationships please let me know, i respect all authors for having the ability to write, wish i had that talent yall fr🙏🏻🤍
SO YEAH I WANT SOME BLACK COUSINS GETTING ALONG WITH A VERY HAPPY ENDING<3
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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year
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Andromeda is widely known as the kindest of the Blacks at school, but everyone always forgets that this is in comparison to her relatives; she’s the most deranged person around in every other context. Snape is the only person to never forget this, aside from her family, because Andromeda just despises him and will attack him at the drop of a hat.
Everyone: Andromeda is so nice, it’s hard to believe Bellatrix is her sister
Snape, thinking of how Andromeda hexed his legs backward two days ago and he had to hobble to the infirmary to fix it, only to learn that actually, this particular spell means the bones will have to be regrown entirely, all because he called Sirius an arrogant prick (he knows damn well she agrees with the statement, Snape has heard her call Sirius that to his face): Yeah, she’s a blessing
I would like to add that Ted never forgot either, he just finds it adorable.
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crimsonlovebartylus · 7 months
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Keeping up with the Blacks:
"He's such an ass hole for trying to kiss my boyfriend while drunk." Regulus complains to Bellatrix, who was very focus on intense flirting twitter fight with Rita Skeeter.
*camera room*
Sirius: wait he said that?
Producer: do you deny that?
Sirius: I was drunk and Barty looked hot but it was mainly to make that singer Remus jealous.
Producer: ....
Sirius: did it work?
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Narcissa glances up from her book, "Since when is Barty your boyfriend?"
Regulus glances at her offended and grabbing a pillow, hitting her. "don't be so fucking rude"
*camera room*
Narcissa: no because that was crazy, he needs help
Bellatrix: serious help, i thought i was the insane one in the family but Regulus? *shutters*
Andromeda: you're the one that pointed out him and Barty aren't dating.. *looks at the producers* that's a sensitive topic.
Narcissa: not my problem
*camera room*
Producers: so your family thinks your crazy
Regulus: *crosses his arms* good.
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"Reg, maybe you should stop hitting people when theirs an inconvenience" Evan says.
*camera room*
Evan: I know many don't consider me a black, because i'm a rosier. but they are my cousins.
Pandora: he has a point.
I GOT THE IDEA TO WRITE A KEEPING UP WITH THE BLACKS FANFICTION YESTERDAY AND ITS ALL IM THINKING ABOUT LMFAOXISLDMS
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gulnarsultan · 1 year
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Yandere husband Cygnus with pregnant wife who is pregnant with Quadruplets boys? tho they already had their daughters (Yandere Bellatrix, Yandere Andromeda and Yandere Narcissa)
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Cygnus is literally very proud. He will take good care of you throughout your pregnancy. The best doctors will take care of you. You will have the best food and expensive maternity clothes. Cygnus will brag about it. I think your girls will be jealous. I think Narcissa would be the most jealous. But all three will take care of you. They never leave you alone. They have a protective attitude towards you. When Cygnus is not with you, your daughters take on their father's duties of protection, assistance and watchdog. They will go shopping with you for their siblings, and they will be with you as you walk around the garden. They take turns checking you out while you take a nap. They literally treat you like mother chicken.
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swiftiereg · 8 months
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This is my Roman Empire:
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