satan: *being a feral cat*
mc: *cracks knuckles*
mc: time for some gentle parenting
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I’m starting to really like Magnus.
He’s hot trash.
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Jiang Cheng to his brother and best friend: Bitch!
Jiang Cheng to his precious nephew: Brat!
Jiang Cheng to Fairy: Honey baby! Pumpkin pie!
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@nerves-nebula ‘s Tm(neglected)t lives in my brain rent free so ofc I gotta draw fanart for it <3
Also finally was able to do digitalart so WOO! Dono how long this will last tho-
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Very niche, but that scene in Good Omens where the vicious world-ending hellhound is hiding in the bushes and slowly becomes a yappy terrier after it's given it's name- is exactly how I perceive Izzy Hands
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five peblbe with five rock on his head
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Daniel Brühl as Tony Balerdi
BURNT (2015) | dir. John Wells
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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!!!!
Round 1
1. Kid Named Built Different:
He destroys ALL who stand in his way using the power of his MIND!!!!
2. Mauricio.
Bottom text.
3. Hittite Man.
Everybody Wants to Rule Mesopotamia
Everybody Wants to Take a Shit
4. The Monument Monster aka Thursday aka Big Jim.
Mirrors lie twice.
Bottom text.
5. Evil Bernard Black (Manny White)
Perpetually furious. Always drunk. Lives on a diet of pisswater and cigarettes.
100% explosive. 0% fuse.
Puts the fear of Man into God himself.
Will threaten you and your family by name.
6. The First of the New Horrors
The last scion of the True Children.
Herald of the Great Flesh Star.
Devours all living things in sight.
A very poor fighter but a champion at snooker.
7. Big Bertie
Will block your major trade routes AND destroy everything you hold dear.
8. The Oldest Tree
Speaks in riddles and esoteric jargon.
Doesn’t do much else.
9. Big Julian. The World’s Angriest Frenchman.
Can name all the plants in the world.
Will kill you stone dead if you do so much as look at him funny.
Never runs out of stamina.
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
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Imagining this 54 year old man sitting at home seething because he hasn't got a special invite to the nerd convention is the funniest thing in the world to me for some reason.
(I know of course that he can't just go as a normal visitor bc of security concerns and it's nice that he wants to do this and be there with his fans and I totally get him, but still this tweet gives off so much bitterness and for some reason that is funny to me)
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Please Stop Eating Over Important Paperwork.
Hi, I drew Ace Attorney fanart for the first time in 12 years ahhhh. This is fine. I'm FINE.
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When your fav fictional character dies:
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At the top of the stairs leading up to the collapsed second floor of the factory ruins, [Ocelot] waited at the high vantage point. Then he raised his voice and called for Snake, “I’ve missed you.”
the “you” pronoun here is 貴様, used almost exclusively nowadays in a derogatory sense; he’s effectively saying “i missed you, you bastard/you son of a bitch”
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