Simon Riley is (not so) secretly a huge sap | Part 2
(A/N)- FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF. and a little angst but mostly so much sweetness that it’ll raise your blood sugar. i banged this out in one sitting with no breaks so if it seems incorrect or weird then no it isn’t. i’m sleep deprived and v lonely i hope u understand. That being said enjoy my little goobers! MWAH
You love Simon’s tattoos. You trace them with your fingers whenever you get the chance, kiss the ones on his chest and shoulders whenever he huddles close to you in bed. You even managed to convince him to let you color in part of his sleeve once, provided you used washable markers. He lets you doodle on him too, if you like. You have to use black pen, though- he’s got a theme going, don’t you know.
Sometimes, when curiosity strikes you, you’ll point to a particular one, ask how he got it and why. His answers range from profound and emotional to “Eh, I thought it’d look cool. And I was right.” These ones are your personal favorites, the ones that are only there to fill out the tapestry on his skin. Like the small, quarter-sized ones hidden on the inside of his wrist, all grouped together; A bucket hat, a baseball cap and a little bar of soap. The symbol for TF141 on his bicep. Barbed wire, chains, and swirling flames that seemed to leap off his skin, even in black and white. A ballistic missile with a shark face painted on it, which- and even he would admit this- was a bit of an impulse decision, and kind of clashed with the rest of his sleeve, even though it still looked good.
There are ones you know not to bring up. Ones that clearly have dark memories attached, his own twisted way of explaining why he was who he was, ensuring he never forgot. It wasn’t healthy to have permanent reminders of his perceived failures etched into his flesh. He knew that now, but they still held sentimental value, however strange that may have sounded. A cockroach on his shoulder, dog tags. A rifle, helmet and boots, all stood up together. A date written above three skulls, side by side, one of them far too small. You didn’t ask about these.
It’s because of this that, when he brings you a gift one day, its importance isn’t clear right away.
You’d been together a while. It wasn’t a birthday or an anniversary, nothing too special. Still, hed gotten you something anyway
“Oh. Almost forgot…”
He was fresh out of the shower when he remembered, wearing a pair of sweats and little else. He spent some time digging through plastic bags in order to find it. “Popped by the shops and saw it sittin’ there. Thought it’d look nice on ya, an’ I had the cash on me, so…” he had explained with a shrug.
Despite his feigned nonchalance, you had known him long enough to tell that he was nervous about your possible reaction to his present. A bit unusual for him, but not strange, per se. When he handed you a small, rectangular box with shiny gold lettering on it- the name of some company or other, but you couldn’t read the font- you took it happily.
You thanked him even before you knew what it was, which he teased you for just before pressing a kiss to your forehead and telling you to open it.
It ended up being a cuff bracelet. In your preferred metal, of course. Simon remembered little things like that. It fit perfectly, and it was made to look like a key had been bent and wrapped around your wrist. It looked pretty sweet, actually, and your eyes were bright as you put it on and thanked him once more.
You could tell that there was something you weren’t putting together, though. The way he was looking at you, holding his breath and searching for a reaction of some kind. You fiddled with your new key bracelet and glanced around, but you couldn’t figure out what he was waiting for.
“…What’s happening right now? Is there, like. Something else, or-?”
He rolled his eyes then, giving a quiet chuckle. “Bloody hell. You’re lucky you’re cute, you lil’ idiot.” He teased, though there was nothing but soft affection behind his words.
“And you’re lucky you’re handsome, you big jerk,” You replied, your tone exactly the same and your smile never faltering. “Now, will you please tell me what i’m not getting?”
He was tense and silent as he nodded and took your arm, the one you had placed the bracelet on. He directed your hand to his chest and guided you to press your palm flat against the skin there. That was when you looked down and put two and two together.
It was one of the oldest tattoos he had, judging by the fading and quality, though it still looked just as good as all the others.
A shiny metal lock, just off center and resting right over his heart.
Lock tattoo. Key bracelet. Blushing, fidgety boyfriend that looked like he was going to sink into the floor at any moment.
Ohhhh my god.
For a second, you stood there, too stunned to say anything. You kept your hand on his chest and used your free one to cover your mouth, your eyes wide as you looked from him, to the bracelet and back again.
“I kept the receipt.” He muttered.
That snapped you out of your trance, and you immediately shook your head as you began to tear up.
“Simon…it’s beautiful. This is- I don’t even know what to say, it’s just-“ You choked out. You leaned forward and hugged him then, your grip tight and your head resting where your hand had been just moments ago. Thanks to your new closeness, you could actually hear his heart beating now. Much faster than normal, but beginning to slow down now as he wrapped his arms around you in return.
Simon was many things, but a poet wasn’t one of them. He didn’t even want to attempt to tell you just how significant this gesture was to him, not with words anyway. He didn’t even think he could if he tried, if he was honest with himself. But he didn’t have to. You understood. You were always good like that. His sweet, wonderful partner that not only filled a hole in him he never knew he had, but also helped patch up the old ones with soft touches and encouraging words.
“Thank you, Simon.” You whispered. He could feel your lips moving and your warm breath ghosting across his skin as you remained latched onto him, refusing to let go anytime soon. Not that he minded. He rested his chin atop your head, closing his eyes and savoring your presence just like he always did. When his voice eventually returned, it came out impossibly soft.
“No, thank you.”
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Mer!MC Headcanons - Younger Brothers
All right, here are the rest of the brothers. I don't think I'm gonna break them up like this again, even if they are getting stupidly long lol. I like having all the bros together, I think.
Anyway, here we are with mer!MC from the human world randomly showing up in the Devildom. I quite like how these turned out, which surprised me. While I might do the side characters on my own, I am easily persuaded by a single comment/tag/ask lol.
GN!mer!MC x Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, & Belphegor
read the older brothers here
Warnings: none
Satan
Satan wanders after a cat and ends up in the farthest reaches of the Devildom forest. He loses track of the cat, but he finds you instead. You're sitting beneath a small waterfall in a fresh water pond. The moment you catch sight of him, you duck behind the sheet of water. He keeps his distance at first, not wanting to frighten you. He's curious about how a merperson like yourself ended up all the way out here. The cat wanders back around, so he sits on the bank with it, petting it quietly and waiting for you to come out of hiding.
You can't resist the pull of a cute little cat sitting there, just waiting for you to pet it. You venture out, finding yourself less wary as Satan smiles at you. He lets you dry your hands on his sweater before you attempt to pet the cat, just in case it doesn't like water. It purrs happily as you scratch under its chin.
He takes the moment to ask you about yourself. When he finds out that you're from the human world, he frowns. You don't belong here in the Devildom. He knows that, but he also doesn't know how you got here or how to get you back. From that moment on, he returns regularly to the forest. The cat sticks around with you so he brings it treats and brings you books. You get hooked on them, reading every one he brings, but your favorite thing is when he reads to you. He discovers you're especially fond of pirate stories and poetry about the sea.
Satan debates with himself about whether or not he should help you find your way back to the human world. In the end, he asks you directly. And he believes you when you say you want to stay with him. It's a relief and he didn't quite realize how nervous he was about you leaving. Won't you allow him to sit here beside you every day, MC?
Asmodeus
Asmo is doing a beach side photo shoot for a swim wear company, but takes a break to walk through the waves for a moment. He's far off from the group of demons he's working with when he notices the flash of your tail in the sparkling ocean. He's mesmerized almost instantly. What beauty! He wants to get closer, so he wades out quite a ways. He's so entranced by the shimmering glimpses of you that he loses his footing and gets pulled beneath the water.
He struggles, knowing he's too far away from the others for them to have seen him go under. But then he feels arms around him as he's pulled above the surface. He gasps in heavy lungfuls of air as he feels himself being carried. He manages to rearrange himself in your arms princess style as you swim him back to shore.
Asmo takes a minute to recover himself, but then he's staring at you with wide eyes. You're halfway out of the water, the waves lapping gently against your beautiful tail. He can't stop himself from touching you - gentle fingertips across your cheeks, through your hair, and lingering on your scales. He stops thanking you only long enough to tell you how gorgeous you are.
He comes back to the beach without the photo crew and he always finds you waiting. He brings you trinkets and his heart soars when you present him with a handmade shell necklace. He wears it whenever he returns. When he finds out you're from the human world, he sighs. The humans wouldn't know how to appreciate something as beautiful as you, MC. Won't you stay here and let him admire you a little longer? Every time he comes back to see you, he's flooded with relief that you're still there, waiting for him in the glistening waves.
Beelzebub
In an attempt to shake up his usual routine, Beel adds swimming to his workout regimen. He's been doing laps in the RAD pool, but he notices that there's something unusual going on. He can't quite figure it out, but he feels like someone's watching him. Eventually, he sits on the steps that lead into the pool and just asks out loud if there's anyone there. He's surprised when you surface from the deep end. You've been hiding in the shadows of the deepest, darkest part of the pool.
Beel waits for you to come over to him on your own. You do eventually, cautiously. He finds out you're from the human world and that you have no idea how you ended up in the RAD pool. It was likely some witch's spell gone wrong. But you're here now. And he can't stop staring at you. You're beautiful and strong and even if you're a little shy at first, you open up to him soon enough.
He comes back every day, of course. And you impress him by beating him in every swimming race. He can't keep up with you and while that's to be expected considering you have a tail and all, he's still amazed. You tell him about the world you left behind, details of the human world he never knew. If he starts to look sad because he thinks you miss your home, you splash him with water. Things quickly devolve into a splash fight, both of you laughing as the water flies around you.
Eventually, Beel realizes that you can't stay in the pool forever. It's too small and he sees the way you gaze off out the windows of the gym forlornly. He brings you to the ocean, carrying you himself, placing you gently in the waves. You get to choose if you'll stay at this Devildom beach for a while or if you'll swim off into the horizon, never to be seen again. Whatever you choose, MC, he will always cherish your time together.
Belphegor
After hearing about how clear the skies are out on the ocean, Belphie rents a boat and goes sailing. When he's far out to sea, in a place where the waters are relatively calm, he stops his boat so he can look up at the sky. He's so focused on the constellations that he doesn't quite realize where he's stepping and he backs right into the railing, nearly falling into the water. He catches himself, but finds he's staring down at the dark ocean's surface. He sees the watery reflection of a few of the brightest stars, but there are two that seem too bright. As you come closer, he realizes that he is looking into two shining eyes.
Belphie backs away as you emerge from the water, resting your arms around the railings so you can see him clearly. He didn't think he would see a merperson out here. A few questions reveal that you're from the human world, uncertain of how you found yourself out here in a place of eternal night. Your tail flops up on the deck and it's like a mirror, reflecting back the brilliant pinpoints of the stars.
He sits with his legs dangling off the side of the boat and traces the constellations on your scales. He's pleased with the way you shiver at his gentle touch, the way you listen to him tell you about the constellations and their stories as if his words were keeping you alive.
He purchases his own boat and keeps it docked nearby so he can take it out into the depths to stargaze with you nearly every night. You never express a desire to return from the world you left and he never brings it up. He wants you to stay here with him. He can't stop thinking about the stars that are your eyes, MC. He dreams about them when he sleeps. You've embedded yourself into his heart, like you've made your home there in the Devildom sea.
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Smoke, Blood, and... Strawberries?
Summary: A Potions lesson on Amortentia gives Evan and Barty a nasty awakening. Only, Evan's a bit slow at realizing it.
Word count: roughly 2.9 k words
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Evan hated garlic.
That sentiment wasn’t too unheard of, he knew; garlic was widely despised for its pungent smell. But Evan hated the taste as well- it was far too spicy and strong for him to bear. Even as a child, he’d realized his aversion towards garlic and made it very clear to all who knew him. Consequently, he was given the nickname “Vampire” and told to stop being so picky. (He refused to comply, of course.)
Unfortunately for him, there was no way to avoid it- not for another few years, at least. He had selected Potions as one of his classes to continue in his sixth year, and Professor Slughorn seemed to be overly fond of assigning his sixth year classes with potions containing garlic. What went on in that man’s head, Evan would never know, and he didn’t think he wanted to, anyway.
“This smells like shit,” he complained to Regulus, who sat at the table in front of him. Unlike Evan, he seemed to be thoroughly enjoying the experience- so much that he had even taken complete control of the cauldron. His sleeves were rolled up, his face flushed from the heat- or perhaps exhilaration. He stirred the cauldron with a thick, fat wooden spoon, grinning as a silvery wisp of smoke began to rise into the air. Evan almost envied his enthusiasm.
His partner (whatever her name was), who sat beside him with absolutely nothing to do, didn’t look too bothered- she seemed to be too busy making moony eyes at the Gryffindor girl across the aisle, and all too happy to let someone else do all the work. The perfect pair, Evan thought sardonically.
Regulus paused in his stirring, glancing over his shoulder at Evan. He looked rather annoyed to be interrupted. “It’s garlic. Do you expect it to smell like daisies?”
Evan scowled. “Thank you for your empathy,” he said sarcastically. “You’re very kind, Regulus.”
“Any time, Rosier.” Regulus turned back to his Potions.
Little shit.
Grimacing, Evan lifted his chopping board and tilted it sideways over the cauldron; the bits and pieces of garlic came sliding downwards, spilling into the cauldron with a series of staggered small splashes. He craned his neck to sniff and instantly jerked away- horrendous. He turned to complain to Barty, who had the empathy of the Galleon yet very much kinder than Regulus. But then he remembered that Barty was, in fact, not here.
“Where the hell is that fucker? It’s twenty minutes in, even if he was late he should’ve showed up by now.”
“Who, Barty?” Regulus asked.
“No shit, Sherlock.”
“He’s probably just skipping,” Regulus shrugged. “He always does that- and he hates Potions anyway.”
Evan shook his head. “He wouldn’t- the last time he skipped, Dumbledore owled his dad ...don't you remember the Howler he got the next day?”
“No.”
“The one that called him a disappointment? Said he was disgracing the entire family?”
“Doesn’t he get that every week?” said Regulus mildly, and it took every ounce of Evan’s practiced self-control to not strangle him by the neck. It was funny when he took a jab at Barty’s daddy issues, but whenever someone else did, it felt more offensive than amusing.
Perhaps Merlin himself was listening from the high heavens, or the universe decided to cut Evan some slack, but at that very moment, the dungeon door flung open, and Barty came stumbling inside, looking thoroughly disheveled.
Slughorn, who was critiquing a student’s potion from the back of the dungeon, paused mid-sentence and called out jovially, “Mr. Crouch, I see you’ve finally joined us! Do you have a pass?”
“Yes, sir,” Barty replied, waving a small slip of paper in the air for Slughorn to see. He caught Evan’s eye and winked- forged, then. Not necessarily a surprise (it was Barty, after all), but this was- what? The fifth time in one month? Evan shook his head. Where was his Slytherin sense of subtlety?
Slughorn bustled all the way to the front of the dungeon, taking the note from Barty and peering at it behind his spectacles. Barty waited beside him, his face a smooth mask of calm innocence- but Evan could see him fiddling with the very end of his tie. A nervous tic that was sure to give him away, if Slughorn knew him well. Which he didn’t.
“Professor Trelawney sent this?” the professor asked, frowning slightly at the note. There was a hint of doubt in his voice, as if he were finally catching on. It would be a grand day indeed if he finally did.
“Yes, sir,” said Barty seriously. He tugged on his tie, plastering a charming smile on his face. “She broke a crystal ball and I volunteered to help her clean it up- she had another class right after, see, and she needed to get them started on their Dream Journals. I didn’t want her to have to go through such trouble.” Evan had to duck his head and bite his lip to suppress his laughter. Such a blatant lie. He waited for Slughorn to call Barty out, but the old professor was nodding along, completely buying into Barty’s utter bullshit.
“I see,” he murmured, as if he knew what a Dream Journal was (he probably didn’t, Evan thought). “Alright then, let’s get you partnered up…” He looked around the classroom, and Evan held his breath, crossing his fingers beneath the table. “It appears that Mr. Rosier is the only one working alone.”
Evan hid his grin as Barty nodded and replied obediently, “Of course, sir.” He pretended to examine the cauldron intently as Barty walked over, making sure to glance at his Potions textbook as if he were puzzled. But as soon as Slughorn’s back was turned, he glanced up to smirk at Barty, who shoved him in response.
“Missed me, Rosie?” he asked mockingly, plopping down to sit next to Evan. “I could see you staring.”
“Not particularly,” Evan lied, faking nonchalance- he could feel himself growing uncomfortably hot under Barty’s intense look. “Thought you were done with forgery? What was it you said- a new man, new plan or some shit?”
Barty pressed a finger to his lips, eyes filled with mirth. “Keep running that mouth of yours, Rosie, and I’ll have to do something about it.” It was just friendly banter, just him firing back, but for whatever reason, the words sent a small thrill down Evan’s spine.
They locked eyes for a moment, Barty’s cocky smile faltering, and Evan got the absurd impression that they were embroiled in something fragile, delicate. Something easily broken if he wasn’t careful. He held his breath again, not saying anything as Barty’s lips opened, then closed.
“One of these days, you’re going to get caught,” said Regulus, his voice breaking the spell. Barty tore his eyes away, and Evan considered strangling Regulus for the second time in less than ten minutes, though he wasn’t entirely sure why this time.
“Maybe,” said Barty, who stared straight at Regulus, as if he were pretending not to see Evan. His cheeks were flushed- but Evan didn��t think it was from the heat. “But the teachers here are so slow, I doubt it.”
Regulus shook his head. “Don’t come crying when you get another Howler.” He jerked his head towards Evan. “This is all your fault. You encourage this shit all the time.”
Barty’s eyes flicked to Evan, then away. “Don’t be pissy, Reg. It doesn’t suit you well- I like you better when you're Mummy's good boy.”
Barty’s words had a surprising effect. “Oh, fuck you,” Regulus growled, making a hand gesture so crude and unlike him Evan had to suppress a snort. He turned back around, apparently done with conversing with the likes of Barty. But maybe it was because that was a sore spot- Regulus didn’t talk about his mother much, but when he did, it was enough for Evan to guess their relationship wasn’t as ideal as he acted like it was.
Barty stared at Regulus’s back, like he was also recalling this and felt bad for it- but after a moment, he just shrugged and turned to Evan, though still not quite looking him in the eye. “You finished it?”
“Yeah,” said Evan. “It wasn’t too hard, really.”
Barty’s mouth twitched. “Potions prodigy.”
“That’s Regulus, actually.”
There was a beat of awkward silence.
“Attention,” called Slughorn from the front of the classroom, with absurdly perfect timing. Evan had never been happier to hear his voice. Perhaps the universe was feeling kind today. “Attention, students!” He waited a few seconds for the chatter to die down, and then continued. “Now, it’s time for the theory part of the lesson. I decided to do it a little differently today, because I wanted to see how well you all know your potions.”
There was a murmur of interest and surprise around the room. In the past six years, Slughorn had always used the more traditional teaching methods. This should be interesting, Evan thought, leaning forward in anticipation.
“I wrote on the board,” Slughorn pointed his wand at the blackboard, “that this Potion is called the Draught of Living Death. It seems most of you did not think much of it, which is a bit disappointing, I must say, because this Potion that you happen to be brewing right now is not the Draught of Living Death.” The murmurs grew louder. “Does anyone have any guesses as to what it might be?”
Regulus’s hand shot into the air- and his only. Slughorn beamed at him.
“Yes, Mr. Black?”
“Amortentia,” said Regulus promptly. “The Love Potion.”
His words sparked an almost dramatic outbreak of gasps and giggles. Beside Evan, Barty shifted slightly, and (when he thought Evan wasn’t looking) casted a furtive glance.
Slughorn smiled wider, looking pleased.
“Very good, Mr. Black! Fifteen points to Slytherin.” He waved his wand, and the words Draught of Living Death rewrote itself into Amortentia. “Now, can anyone describe the effects of Amortentia?”
Again, it was only Regulus’s hand shot into the air. “Once drunk, it can allow anyone to become romantically infatuated with another person. Even just one sip can make someone fall madly in love.”
“Very good, my boy! Another ten points!” Slughorn looked utterly delighted “Does anyone know what happens when you smell it? No, not you, Mr. Black, you’ve answered enough.” He scanned the room; students began to slouch or pretend to be absorbed within their textbooks. “Miss Carrow?”
Alecto Carrow was not known for being clever or attentive- in fact, she was probably the dumbest girl in the year (if Evan had to be honest). Which was why it was quite a surprise to hear her answer correctly. “It smells like the person you’re in love with, sir.”
There was another outbreak of snickers in the classroom, accompanied by elbowing and knowing looks. Love. What a stupid thing. Evan almost rolled his eyes. “Settle down, settle down,” said Slughorn, though he might as well have been talking to a class of third years. “Now, the basic theory…”
***
Amorentia theory, as it turned out, was incredibly, devastatingly boring.
In fact, only Regulus and a particularly nerdy Gryffindor seemed to be remotely interested in it- the rest of the class grew bored within minutes, returning to whispered, idle conversations, paper airplanes, and naps on top of the tables. Even Evan found his attention span wandering; after ten minutes; he resigned himself to doodling along the margins of his textbook.
He had just finished sketching a large, looming thick skull when he felt a hard poke on his shoulder. “Oi, Rosie,” Barty whispered. Another poke. “Rosie.” A third poke. “Rosie~”
“Tell me, how hard do you have to work to be this annoying?” Evan muttered, dipping his quill in his ink bottle. He began to sketch a rose between the skull’s teeth, his strokes swift and short. He wasn’t an artist, per se, but his skills weren’t awful, and he actually kind of enjoyed it.“Or were you just born like this?”
Barty ignored the jab. “What d’you smell?”
“What?”
Barty gave a huge sigh, as if Evan were extraordinarily stupid. “The amortentia, dumbass,” he said impatiently. “What do you smell?”
Evan set his quill down, frowning. “Why do you wanna know?” he said, for the question seemed rather abrupt and suspicious to him. As far as he knew, Barty didn’t care for petty teenage affairs involving fickle romance.
“Stop being a dick and just tell me.”
Evan glanced over at Slughorn, who was still deeply immersed in his rambling lecture and blissfully unaware of the lack of response he was receiving from the class. Slowly, he leaned over the cauldron and carefully wafted the fumes into his nose.
“Smells like…smoke…” he said slowly.
“And?” Barty prompted. Evan took another sniff, and his brows furrowed deeper.
“And…blood, I think…”
Regulus, who had been listening attentively to Slughorn up until then, chose that moment to twist around in his seat, eyes widening. “Blood?” he hissed incredulously.
Barty waved him off, eyes glued to Evan. “And?”
Evan, growing bolder, inhaled deeply this time; it took a solid minute to catch even a whiff.
“...and…strawberries?” The normality of that scent felt the most bewildering of them all.
“Strawberries?” Regulus echoed. “What idiot smells like strawberries?”
“I dunno,” said Evan. He looked at Barty; he had erupted into a barrage of heavy coughs. “What’s wrong with you?”
“Fuck off,” was the brunette’s response, as if Evan had done something wrong. Barty turned away and began to dig through his bag, even though there was only five minutes left of class.
Evan scowled and turned back to his drawing of the skull with the rose. Logically, there was nothing wrong with it- it was his best work yet, actually- yet he found himself hastily scratching it out, splotching it with ink until it was nothing but a dark stain.
***
“Oi, Evan!” Regulus called from the other side of the room. “Would you mind doing me a favor?”
It was late in the afternoon, almost a week after the Amortentia potions lesson- Regulus stood in the doorway of the bathroom, hair freshly wet and rumpled from the shower, clutching an unusually large white envelope in his hand.
They were the only ones there- everyone else had gone out- whether to study in the library, or go down to the Quidditch pitch to watch the Slytherin Quidditch team practice. Evan would’ve loved to join his peers, to escape the boredom and blandness of his dormitory, but his pile of homework was dangerously high- two essays, and a Herbology diagram, all due tomorrow.
“I would mind very much, actually,” he said snidely, glancing up from his Potions essay. “If you can’t tell, I’m busy.”
Regulus blew out an irritated sigh. “Please, Evan- I need to go send an owl to Lucius Malfoy. You remember him, right? He was a few years above us.”
A memory resurfaced within Evan’s mind, of a pale, blond boy with a pointed chin and a haughty, sneering face. Lucius Malfoy had been widely known for one thing and one thing only- his ability to talk for hours on end, without pause. “Vaguely.”
“He and my cousin just got married yesterday- I need to send my congratulations, or else Mother will have my head.” Regulus jerked his head towards a small red bottle that sat on Barty’s bedside. “Can you throw that away? It’s Barty’s old shampoo- he switched to cinnamon or some shit, and he asked me right before he headed out to put it in the bin.” He spread his arms wide, gesturing to the empty space that had once been occupied by the trash bin. “However, as you can see, the bin isn’t here, which means you need to go throw it out in the common room.”
Evan scowled. “The shit I do for you,” he groused as he rose from his seat. He crossed the room in a quick patter of steps, grabbing the red bottle and scowling at it. “What kind of shampoo is this anyway…?” His voice trailed off at the label: strawberry scented.
He and Barty had hardly talked since the Amortentia lesson; before, he’d chalked it up to the workload that had been steadily increasing over the last few days. But now, as he examined the shampoo bottle, an uncomfortable suspicion began to whisper in his mind.
“Regulus,” he said, slowly. “Why is this strawberry scented?”
Regulus, who was pulling on his socks, paused and frowned, as if the thought had never occurred to him. “I dunno- Barty likes strawberries?”
Evan’s heart began to pound very, very uncomfortably- he could feel it all piecing together in his mind, forming a picture he refused to see, to admit was true. Maybe on its own, he could ignore it. But strawberries and blood…it was too big of a coincidence…
“Say, Reg,” he said casually as Regulus began to put on his shoes. “You know where he is right now?”
“Probably out smoking with the Carrow twins- you know how he is. His lungs are gonna be shit before he even graduates.”
Smoking.
“Why? Something wrong?”
“No,” Evan lied. He turned away, certain he wouldn’t be able to disguise his expression. Especially not to Regulus, who could read faces like books. “Nothing at all- just…curious, that’s all.”
He waited until he heard the footsteps, and then the door shut. His whole body deflated, and he had to grab the nearest thing- a chair- to maintain his balance. He felt as if his whole world had been pushed off-kilter, like he was falling, floating, and flying at the same time.
Fuck.
Oh fuck.
He was in love with Barty Crouch.
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i hope everyone caught the skull + rose reference
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Okay I saw someone else putting characters to the four elements, but that got me thinking about the actual statements that have been read out and I got a hunch. Below are my red string ramblings of a mad man
So I looked up the elements of alchemy and found the planetary metals and what they can represent
Lead, Saturn - Harvest, Crops, Husbandry
Tin, Jupiter - Internal Organization, External Relations
Iron, Mars - War and Bloodshed
Gold, Sun - Helios, Light and Sight
Copper, Venus - Love and Beauty
Mercury - Messages and Communication
Silver, Moon - Intuition and Subconscious, Hunters, Crossroads
Now, seeing them all makes me wonder if my hunch is correct or if I’m just seeing things as confirmation bias, but I went ahead and assigned each to the cases they reminded me of, and included the four elements as well. One of the planetary metals connects to communication and technically all of the cases are communication in some way, but I specifically only put it as a label on cases that were categorized with the communication type (chat boards, phone calls, email, etc)
MAGP01 - Venus, Mercury (love for her husband, message boards) EARTH, FIRE
MAGP02 - Venus (beauty)
MAGP03 - Saturn (crops) EARTH
MAGP04 - Mars (bloodshed)
MAGP05 - Sun (sight) AIR
MAGP06 - Mars, Mercury (Needles, phone call)
MAGP07 - Jupiter, Mercury (response department, email) FIRE
MAGP08 - Moon (crossroads, liminal spaces) AIR
MAGP09 - Mars (bloodshed)
MAGP10 - Jupiter, Moon (external relations, intuition) WATER
MAGP11 - Venus, Mercury (beautiful tattoo, email) WATER
MAGP12 - Jupiter, Mars (external relations, bloodshed)
MAGP13 - Mars, Mercury (bloodshed, voicemail)
MAGP14 - Saturn (husbandry)
MAGP15 - Moon, Jupiter (hunt, external relations) WATER
MAGP16 - Venus (love, heart) EARTH
MAGP17 - Mars (anger, murder)
MAGP18 - Moon (subconscious? could also be sight if an archivist did this, but I’m not totally sure) AIR
MAGP19 - Jupiter, Moon (internal organization, Diana’s Tree) FIRE
This could absolutely just be confirmation bias, and none of this is accurate or real but it was fun to research anyway. Idk anything about alchemy so all of this information is just wiki-based and might be majorly incorrect
The AIR labels are mostly based on the Lonely, falling, and disappearing.
EARTH is labelled for cases that mention dirt or digging
WATER is labelled for cases involving the deep, drowning, or dampness
And FIRE are all the instances of what I assume is The Magnus Protocol (burn it all down)
If anyone got this far, thank you for listening to my red string conspiracy ranting! This is more a case of “throw 100 darts at a wall and maybe one of them will stick” rather than an actual comprehensive theory, and it’s probably wildly incorrect but I had fun anyway so 🤷♀️
This all mostly stemmed from the fact that Jupiter being linked to “external relations” was ODDLY SPECIFIC, and also the EXACT WORDS used by Wikipedia so I definitely spiraled from there
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