#bless his heart.

[heynhay]

you know i got halfway through this before realizing i probably subconsciously ripped the concept from an old tumblr post sorry

#and then keith would say something rude and they would get into an argument for 3 hours #klance #vld #voltron #art #my art #ok guys we're in the tags time for my character debrief that no one asked for or cares about #i imagine this as like. far enough into their friendship that lance doesnt IMMEDIATELY come to blows #but keith feels the immediate need to make his emotional constipation everyones problem. and instigates a fight. #obviously that fucker would have to be on his actual deathbed in order to speak from tjhe heart #BUT if he somehow felt the motivation to fess up before then. it would be. such. an ordeal. #lance would be scratching his head like. why is keith insulting me out of nowhere 3982 times this week. i thought we were doing better #little does he know every time is just a try and fail on keiths part #because he needs an emotional miralax. #bless his heart. #if youre writing keith and he isnt dragged kicking screaming and dyiing into his feelings #are you even writing keith? #anyway this one goes out to katie klanced #hopefully you approve

[ask-ursa-tonypeter]

[fic: pyrite] Hey Peter, did you put together that Tony's been seducing you? 👀

What? No he hasn’t. I kissed him first! And it just kind of… happened.

Anyway, it’s Tony! If he wanted-- y’know-- anything-- before I made a move, he would’ve just done it. It’s not like he’s shy.

#fic: pyrite #pyrite: peter #starkercest #ursa interlude: #bless his heart. #that's it that's the note

[transfemstarscream]

#.txt #bless his heart.

[enviral]

Looks like some urban tagger left their half used spray paint can out. Carlos defaces the landscape with crude, phallic imagery. Haha, classic!

        AAAND...  those  are  dicks.    or  ,    something  that  resembles  them  ,    anyway  ,    in  the  same  way  a  prepubescent  kid  might  draw  them  on  a  desk  or  another  student's  notebook  and  snicker  to  himself  for  a  prank  well  done.    of  all  the  things  i've  seen  tonight  ,    a  grown  man  spray  -  painting  dicks  onto  the  brick  wall  of  an  alley  takes  the  cake.    and  that's  saying  a  lot.  

        ❛❛    not  to  be  a  buzzkill  ,    but  are  you  sure  that's  the  best  use  of  our  time  right  now?    ❜❜  

#literal zombies are walking around and carlos is just. ''hehe got 'em'' #bless his heart. #asks tba. #ubcs

[acourtoffeyandfables]

Brennan furiously proclaiming he will NOT participate in this race to the middle, he WILL try his best. And then Sam rolls out a second edition box set of Lord of the Rings as a prize?? And Brennan is the closest guess?? But the name of the game is to be the 2nd best guess and so Oscar,--who has never read it never watched it can't wait to start it today's the day what a great reason--wins the books???

#bless his heart #rip brennan youre just too funny when righteously angry #dropout tv #game changer #brennan lee mulligan #ally beardsley #oscar montoya

[911onabc]

i’m so glad 911 is finally admitting buck is a cringe fail loser and i’m even more glad tommy is into that kinda thing

#buck has no game and tommy DOES NOT care #bless his heart #911 abc

[macy-bee]

i do love that the series explained from the first episode that the gang will have to dig falin out of the dragon to resurrect her and we knew it was gonna be kinda fucked and yet we still weren’t expecting THAT

#hi anime onlys #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #im feeling traumatized and blessed at the same time #my horror-loving heart has been appeased by a cute lil dnd cooking show

[t00thpasteface]

poor clark kent. whether you ship him with lois or bruce, he's stuck committing the cardinal sin of dating a coworker

#bless his heart #DON'T TRY THAT AT HOME KIDS #shebbz shoutz #superman #clark kent

[femmelie]

“Feel like i’ve heard this before. I think…from an orthodontist’s office maybe?”

ah yes. percy is twelve.

#bless his little baby heart #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson

[theunvanquishedzims]

Character concept: kindly old mentor figure who is scouring the land in search of The Chosen One to pull the sword from the stone. They find the kid destined to be king, whisk them away on a magical adventure full of lessons like "be a good sport" and "always see the best in people," and guide them to the stone.

The child pulls the sword out and immediately gets knifed in the ribs by their mentor, who takes the sword, hides the body, and gets declared the rightful king.

#fantasy #d&d #the sword in the stone #he's been learning swordsmanship and statescraft for decades #he's not gonna let some trumped-up 11-year-old who got blessed by a fairy at birth run a kingdom #doesn't matter how noble and pure of heart the kid is he's an illiterate peasant who's never left his village #what does he know about economics and continental politics? #kid didn't even know how to use a fork

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 quotes #ao3 stuff #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 summary #I did this while getting my braces tightened #my dentist was so impressed he allowed me to update #bless his heart #💜🥺💜 #bro I fuckin wheezed at this for a solid five mins

[sadamitusw]

drawing noah's emotional expressions brings me some kind of joy i guess

#total drama #total drama island #total drama ridonculous race #total drama noah #total drama owen #nowen #td owen #td noah #stupid goose #sketch #my art #god please bless his little heart and his hella big forehead

[hualianschild]

absolutely love it when they put details like this

#no cuz I read that part and went THATS WHY IT WAS IN THE DONGHUA #ofc hua hua's words will cause a ripple in his calm waters (heart) #oh don't i just love it connecting references like this #the creators read the book and took note of every small detail #love them for it #now give me that scene where xl falls on hc's lap i know y'all have it in your pc somewhere #tami rereads tgcf #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #mxtx #xie lian #tian guan ci fu #hualian invented love #san lang #hualian #heaven officials blessing #tgcf novel #tgcf donghua #donghua #danmei

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

9-1-1’s Ryan Guzman Says Eddie and Buck Are ‘Stronger Than Ever’ After ‘Vulnerable’ Coming Out Scene (x)

#911 abc #i love you ryan #bless his heart #that's right #buddie #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #evan buckley #eddie diaz #ryan guzman #oliver stark #love #chefs kiss #7x5

[taytei]

A ghost kings favorite resting place

[Imagine description below]

[Image ID: a collage of colored drawings of Hua Cheng resting in various positions in Xie Lian’s lap. All warmly lit, as if they’re sitting in sunset glow, except one. Buckle up, this is long.

The upper left an overhead shot of HC in his San Lang form, laid on his back with his head resting in XL’s lap, his arms extended back to rest lightly around XL’s waist. His eyes are closed, with a small and peaceful smile. XL’s face is obscured as he looks down at San Lang, one hand cradling his cheek and the other playing with his crooked ponytail.

Next, Hua Cheng in his ghost king form, sitting upright and cradled with Xie Lian’s arms wrapped around his waist. HC is leaning back into the hold, head tilted up and against XL’s head, eyes closed and his lips curled in a delighted smile. Xie Lian has his chin resting on HC’s shoulder, expression soft and equally delighted. Both have a light blush on their cheeks.

Next, Xie Lian is kneeling, his expression is soft and gentle as he leans over HC (ghost king form) resting on his lap. One hand is resting on HC’s head, hair tangled in his fingers as he brushes it away from his face. The other is cradling HC’s head, pillowing his cheek against his leg. Hua Cheng’s body is mostly obscured behind XL’s legs, with only really his head and is right arm visible. Said arm is curled around in front of XL’s legs, hand lightly gripping XL’s robe. He’s leaning his head into XL’s palm, eyes closed with a light smile, like he’s about to fall into a nap.

Next, Xie Lian is positioned like he’s sitting on a chair, feet planted on the ground. Hua cheng appears to be sitting on the ground next to XL’s legs, upper body sprawled across his legs. Xie Lian is leaning slightly forward, one hand resting on HC’s back, head tilted down enough to see his eyes are fond. Hua Cheng has one arm wrapped behind XL’s back and around waist, while his right arm is laid over the top of his legs. His expression is like a cat absolutely basking in comfort. On Xie Lian’s head, shoulder and hand (the one resting on HC’s back), rests Wraith Butterflies.

The next is a two part companion sketch. One is a smaller drawing. Hua Cheng is in his San Lang form, sitting in Xie Lian’s lap face-to-face. His hands are resting on XL’s shoulders, his legs on either side of XL’s waist. He has a lightly teasing smirk with a gentle blush on his face. Xie Lian is sitting cross legged, with his hands on either side of San Lang’s waist. He looks like he’s happily talking.

The follow up is a bigger drawing. Both in similar positions but more from behind Xie Lian, so his face is now obscured. Hua Cheng has poofed into his ghost king form, pink clouds circling around him to imply the transformation. His arms have now wrapped around Xie Lian’s neck, wrists lightly crossed over each other, with XL’s hair ribbon wrapped around some of his fingers. He’s leaning more forward into Xie Lian’s space, his expression just. Smitten. Singular eye half lidded. Xie Lian’s expression isn’t visible, but vibrant blush lines imply a flustered state. He’s still cradling Hua Cheng in his arms.

Upper right corner are uncolored, monochrome doodles. One of E-Ming resting in a coiled nest of Ruoye, his eye crescented in a pleased smile. Next to it is a chibi style, forward facing doodle of Xie Lian happily squishing Hua Cheng’s cheeks. Hua Cheng is, again, laying on his back, face up, with his hands resting on his chest. His smile is squished, and his one visible eye pleased.

The final colored one is more darkly lit. Xie Lian is seen from the back, sitting cross legged on a cushion at a low-risen table, one hand holding a ink brush up aloft. He’s position as if he’s looking down at what he’s working on. He is wearing a red robe. Hua Cheng (ghost form) has his lower body sprawled across XL’s legs, curling onto his side to wrap is arms around XL’s waist. Hua Cheng’s expression is hidden, as he has his head laid on a cushion in the floor, his hair sprawled messily over the cushion. His fingers are lightly folded over each other on Xie Lian’s side. He is wearing a white robe. The mood is like it’s a late night in their room, only lit by a single candle hidden behind Xie Lian’s form, implied only by a soft yellow light outlining XL. /.End ID

Sorry this is so long, it’s my first time writing an image description gjsjgks

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #fanart #shart from the heart #that is HIS nappy spot do not disturb #the rock hard muscular thighs of his hubby is the perfect pillow #i was hit with a visceral and violent craving to have huahua snuggled into Xie lian’s lap #and decided that if I wanted it done id have to do it myself

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now