#but idk anyone irl

[rosicheeks]

Hi yes I will pay for a room and food for a night and help you fuck a girl for the first time. Let me help you. Money won’t be problem. How can we make it happen soon?

🫣😂

#I’m sorry idk why I don’t believe you hahah #it just sounds like a movie plot #also the phrase- *money won’t be a problem* #excuse me money is *always* a fucking problem #anywayyyyy #if you’re 100% serious #idk if I could even find a girl to fuck me? #like I know there’s plenty of guys who are lining up for the chance #but either I don’t have any or my girl followers are quiet and shy #cause I can only count 2 times that I’ve been hit on by a girl on here #so if I was able to find someone who even wanted to do it #I would have to get to know them and get a little comfy with them #oh yeah!!!! I think I got a long ask talking about this maybe I’ll have to check #not this specifically but I think it was a girl?!?!?! saying what they wanted to do to me????! #ok focus rosie #so I guess if any girl sees this and is interested let me know 😂 #oh but I feel like I should find someone irl so we don’t have to worry about the plane tickets and all that shit #but idk anyone irl #like #people are fucking scaryyyyyyyyyy #lol idk if this answers your question well enough but that’s what I have to say 😂 #ask #anon

[meaningless-mayhem]

Being asexual and possibly aromantic but also being a huge shipper and hopeless romantic is such a wild experience ngl. I'm always freaking out about my favorite ships and giggling internally reading ship fics, getting invested in characters finally kissing or reading about their pining and their love and I think "I want what they have!!"

But then sometimes you have a slamming realization that your sweet shipping scenarios you imagine in your head look totally different irl and that you are extremely aspec.

One time I went down a YouTube rabbit hole and stumbled across Vsauce's "Why Do We Kiss?" video and let me tell you. When I saw that stock video footage of two people kissing each other I was a little flabbergasted lmaooo

#i mean this doesn't apply to all aspecs obviously but like #that stock video footage #they were kissing but it was more sucking each others faces and i was like wait #do people actually do this #lmaoo #it lowkey repulsed me oops #it hit me so hard but it also kind of validated my asexuality a bit too lol #ace #asexual #asexuality #aro #aromantic #aromanticism #aroace #this also may be because i dont watch live action shows or movies that much but still #does anyone else feel like this #ill be hardcore shipping something but i see one minute of irl relationship stuff and feel extremely disconnected #idk if im making sense #id like to hear some thoughts #might delete later but just wanted to get my thoughts out there #someone's probably said something like this before #edit: adding tags #yeah for me imagination of my ships kissing 👍👍👍💖💖 #vs #footage of irl people kissing/live action kissing scenes 🫠 #fandom #fanfic #fanfiction #my rambles

[frobby]

list of haikyuu character with actual real world jobs

-oikawa (accepted player for san juan Argentina )

-hinata (accepted player for sesi san paulo + japanese tourism ambassador for sendai japan)

-kageyama (japanese tourism ambassador for sendai japan)

-kuroo (appointed as special chief of japan's volleyball association's PR department)

#irl volleyball just loves using haikyuu as promotion for the sport and i love it #cuz thats really what haikyuu is all about getting people to play volleyball #and if the silly little anime men make people pay attention to irl volleyball then it has served its purpose #who do yall think will get a real job next #also if i missed anyone let me know #or if i got any facts wrong #haikyuu!! #haikyuu #hq #hinata shouyou #kageyama tobio #oikawa tooru #kuroo tetsurou #**I forgot to add but hinata has actually been a tourism icon twice but the first time it was as hina bird so i didnt include it #Idk about kageyama tho #I also forgot to put that sesi san paulo is a brazilian team oopsie #Figure it out man

[inkyarcturus]

Harry Potter lineart which I never finished??? But thought I would post here- this is technically from last year in august/September when I actually had motivation to draw more ;—;

I kinda wanna color this but also I got work to do so… enjoy :P

#fanart #harry potter #hp fandom #severitus #art #I absolutely could not do this today #if anyone irl sees this on their tumblr shhhh no u didnt #pro snape #hjp #idk what else to tag

[desertduality]

I had a dream last night that evil xisuma was chasing me through the woods at night. let it be known that I have never watched a single xisuma video and fully know nothing about evil x. but it might have been the most harrowing dream ever I felt like a prey animal

#AKKSJDJ last night was weird #there was a bit before that where evil x shapeshifter into a swarm of spiky bugs??? idk #also had a dream that irl content creator Joel smallisbeans died #but if anyone wants to hear about that that will be a whole seperate thing AKKSJDH #raven rambles #🐦‍⬛

[sleepsucks]

hai haii i'm also trans and living in france, your comics are super cute and relatable and me and my french trans friends love them 💜

haw hell yeahhhh glad u enjoy them

#thanks for existin #french trans people are so elusive 2 me #( <- has never had a transfem friend irl ) #( <- <- has like one transmasc *acquaintance* i guess bc friend's flatmate (who's moving away i think) ) #it's a (social) skill issue bc i never meet or see anyone but. idk i'll figure it out eventually dw #bla bla bla

[cerealmonster15]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sketching practice with pinterest image suggestions + um. those two guys again. i dont know how to draw anyone else. 🐙🐍

#twisted wonderland #twst #jamiazu #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #cereal tries to draw #um!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i realized with each one i kept putting them on the same sides lol thats just sorta where the vibes went #dude drawing kisses is so hard. drawing a neck angled up is so hard. drawing is so hard. where am i #ive been coughing for like a week or 2 straight blease help allergy season is Killing Me #just imagine me sitting and coughing like a dying animal every few seconds while drawing #anyway im in some sort of STATE so i figure i gotta get out as much as i can #i halted at 3 LOL but my frined and i were sketching earlier so #this was my aftermath #now i gotta go finish my hat im crocheting!!!!!! #or ill go to sleep idk it's already getting late teehee ummm #cough cough wheeze and sneeze ok byeeeeee #btw this is what like 90% of my sketchbooks irl look like #just messy sketches of jamiazu that i dont show anyone LOL jkfldsjfkldsjfklsdjfklsjd #sorry ive had twst brainrot for nearly 4 years straight IM DISEASED

[blmpff]

cr in pics

#it pains me that idk where nor when those are from #i just saw them posted by a fanpage with the only info being 'cr in pic' #the noise i made upon seeing them though #if anyone knows who is the og creator please lmk so I can tag them #jam rachata #film thanapat #jamfilm #thai actors #bl fashion irl #laws of attraction #cast #blmpff

[infizero-draws]

HE A-A-ATE MY HEART! <3 <3

#ranboo #ranboolive #r800 #fanart #spooky 2800 #<- idk if anyone's using that tag but jic #THAT BOY IS A MONSTERRRRRRR (M-M-M-MONSTER!) #anyways. HAD TO DRAW THIS MODEL BEFORE I DIE FROM THEM WEARING IT IRL OK ANYWAYS BYE

[thatone-churro]

alright. i’m having a debate and i NEED to know what rotomblr thinks.

#((i don’t normally do pkmn irl or rotomblr things but this came to me in a sick haze lmao)) #(i mean i’m also not a pokemon irl blog but idk if anyone’s done this one yet) #pokemon #pokemon irl #pkmn irl #pkmn #rotumblr #rotomblr #pokeblr #pokeblogging #walrein #fairy type #grace being stupid

[jade-len]

sometimes when i get notifications from people interacting with my tumblr posts and check it out, i'll recognize the usernames and get unreasonably giddy. "oh i know this one! i remember them!!" like, what are you doing here again? i see you!

or i'll recognize an account from having checked out their blog before or their posts, and it'll have me kicking my feet a little because "omg they just interacted with my stuff? crazy!"

i think the reason why this happens pretty often is because the svsss fandom is a little bit more on the smaller side. i can't be the only one who feels this way i swear (i promise i have irl friends guys)

edit: hey hey hey. the literal moment i posted this some account immediately liked this and went on to start hearting like. half of my stuff. i kid you not. was that a coincidence? idk man

#hey tuxibirdie whats up. you reblog like a hundred times a day. ur slackin a little and not meetin ur usual quota where are youuuu #the urge to tag them is overwhelming #i see you guys... and i feel very special #i promise i have friends and get a ton of social interaction irl #this one account with a bunhe profile... #this other account with a shen jiu is life username or something #yellow flower pfp person... #donghua sqq pfp with grim smth username idk #i cant get too specific but i am at the same time lmao #theres more lol #if anyone i mention is here and reading this hi hello #theres a pretty big chance i'll remember you if you've interacted with my posts more than twice #i dont know why i remember very specific things. like this! #svsss #mxtx svsss #the scum villain's self saving system

[quarterprioritymidnight]

happy 3rd birthday to the hottest thing bastille has ever done anyone but me x nightmares (24.08.2020)

#mine #bastille #i talk about bastille all the time irl but mentions of blond dan will not pass my lips #i am boygenius not strong enough #to this day i do not understand it #i dont usually like blond guys and hes basically wearing an emo hawaiian shirt #but ive seen this video so many times and every time i end up blushing and smiling to myself like a fucking teenager LORD #someones commented something like 'great cover dan has no sex appeal' on the youtube vid #and like first of all what a thing to comment absolutely hilarious #second like fair ig each to their own but like THIS is the video you chose to comment that on???? #anyway anyone but me x nightmares u will always be famous lives were truly changed forever #i hope that one day u will be allowed on oph so we can have u on spotify #i am once again asking rockstille album when also like maybe dan should just bleach his hair again for it #idk would that be such a bad thing while were out here brainstorming just throwing some ideas out into the universe nothing serious idk

[radiostranger]

i’m gonna say something controversial…. i hate the nickname eds… it makes me cringe so much idk why and like this is the third ship that i’ve seen fanfic use that as a cute little nickname and i fear i can do it no longer

edward teach, eddie munson, eddie diaz…

free them from eds

#speaking my truth #idk why but its just such an awkward nickname #i’ve never heard anyone use it irl like outside of shipping ? #idk but i don’t like it #911 show #911 abc #eddie diaz #buddie #911 fandom

[planetary]

#would have loved this pic at age 13 and its still so real ok. Just saying. #mirai nikki #future diary #yuno gasai #irl gun #irl guns #< idk if anyone has this stuff blacklisted but just in case ok

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

I NEED MORE IRL AROACE FRIENDS

#if you’re aspec and from India hmu I’m tired of not knowing anyone aspec irl #I mean actually technically I know of like 1 guy who’s aroace a my friend is kinda ace-ish #but idk I don’t have a lot in common with that guy I don’t think #and all my attempts at friendship have no led anywhere so #here’s my attempt #aromantic #asexual #aro #ace #India #indian aces #indian aros #asexuality #aromanticism #aro stuff #ace stuff #aroace tag

[oceanwithouthermoon]

domestic kubosai, coming home after a long day to their lover and a quiet house, not needing to say anything to each other to take comfort in one anothers calming presence...

quiet kisses and gentle touches.. putting on chill music at a low volume, silently getting ready for bed together, smiling at each other through the mirror while they wash their faces, aren getting into bed first and waiting for kusuo with his arms open and kusuo climbing in and immediately latching onto him..

^ literally aren to kusuo when hes like two minutes late coming home

#im so normal about them :33 #theyre the most healthy and loving and understanding relationship to ever exist sorry i dont make the rules i just enforce them #they are so healthy you wouldnt even believe it #by the way if anyone wants to talk about kubosai ever i am so here always #i have no irls who care and idk who to talk to on here RAHHHH #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #kuboyasu aren #kubosai #meows post