Cishet white men love to be perceived as the victim while being the predator. Not all Cishet white men probably… but a lot of the ones I’ve personally known have done this. Regularly.
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Is it just me or is “I’M A SUCKER FOR YOU” a double meaning that probably shouldn’t be on a shirt intended to be worn by extremely young girls?
The pajama set with the chocolate dipped strawberries is cute though.
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"Everyone in the Splatoon community is LGBT+ in some way"
And let me tell you the queer power that Splatoon holds is so powerful that I, a nonbinary with genderfluid tendencies, once started questioning my identity so hard for an entire day thinking I was actually ftm transgender purely because my (trans) octoling boy looked SO good I was filled with absolute gender envy.
So if I, somebody already absolutely queer, was questioning my gender due to THE POWER OF SPLATOON I am convinced there ain't a single Splatoon player out there who hasn't questioned their gender/sexuality at least once and it's all because of funny cephalopods.
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First date tip: It's never a bad idea to use poetry to set the mood!
That's why you should immediately pull out your copy of Catullus, start reading Attis, and try to gauge your date's reaction.
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100+ alters and counting and not a single cishet alter spotted
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obsessed with the idea that cishet people could never comprehend the idea of scissoring, even tho one of the biggest porn categories consumed by cishet men is lesbian porn 😐😐
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white abled cishet men at any opportunity they get: im a jaded teenage boy. i have been through shit that you wouldnt even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest girl in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out she has a fucking boyfriend. you dont know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i have already won.
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