y’all ever look at a nice puffy cloud and say, “thanks for that cloud, God. it’s pretty neat”
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Slade: You kids are making it too complicated. Back in my day, we didn't even talk about that sort of thing.
Dick, half asleep: Yeah, because 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' was soooo much better.
Slade: All I'm saying is, a warm body is a warm body, and a nice ass is a nice ass. But kids these days have to go and call it something ridiculous.
Dick: Well, based on what you said, 'kids these days' would probably call you pansexual.
Slade: Pan--what?
Dick: It means you're equally attracted to all genders.
Slade, laying naked in bed with him after they just spent two hours having sex: What kind of faggot shit is that?
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A vast blue sky stretches above, where fluffy clouds clump together like cotton candy. Below, towering light poles stand as silent sentinels at the edge of an unseen field.
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