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sixzeroes · 1 year

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summary | na jaemin has always been the bane of your existence—but he’s also been the centre of your sexual desires.

characters | villain!jaemin x hero!reader(f).

genres | smut, pwnp, bnha au, non-idol au.

warnings | profanity, brief description of blood, jaemin talks about murdering reader, slight hostage situation, sex, rough sex?, mentions of blowjob, use of ‘princess,’ giselle (and ten) lowkey cockblocking at the end.

word count | 2.2k.

so, this was actually posted on one of my old accounts before i decided to delete that and move here without anyone knowing. it did get around 400 notes, so if you recognise this, i am the original writer of it!! i don’t associate myself with that account or pseudonym anymore, but i just couldn’t let this one sit in my files so yeah :))

YOU CAN’T DIE YET.

It’s too early to bid goodbye to the world. There are many things you’ve yet to experience, and millions of people cheering you on. You still need to reach the number one spot. You still need to watch the new Disney movie releasing next week. You still need to try out the mint chocolate fusion that’s been the craze the past few days. You still need to travel to Greece and admire the Athena Parthenon. You still need to—

Bottom line is, there’s hundreds of thousands of reasons as to why your life must be prolonged. You’re a heroine, and your career has just begun.

No, you truly can’t die yet.

But Na Jaemin seems to think the opposite.

The room—prison—you’re confined to is dark, only a sliver of moonlight slipping through the barred window. In the middle of the room stands a chair, a blond man sitting with his chest against the back. His arms cross over the top rail, one foot tapping against the ground in a rather erratic rhythm. His all-too-familiar smile is terrifying, and you resist shuddering under his wicked gaze.

“Maybe I’ll slit your throat,” he muses, watching your every action. Ice forms along his hand, creating a claw-like silhouette in the dim light. You gulp, a little intimidated by his power.

“As if I’d let you,” you huff, sharpening your glower to prove his presence isn’t feared. “You’ve got nothing on me.”

That’s a huge lie. Both you and Jaemin know it. The blonde laughs at your revelation, the ice melting off of his skin. It hits the ground—drip, drip—and forms a puddle at his feet. “Your courage hasn’t changed, Y/N, but neither has the gap between you and I. You may be dubbed a strong hero, but you know better than everyone that you can’t beat me.”

He hasn’t stabbed you yet, but the harsh reality of his words burn a humiliating pain in your heart.

“What use is strength if your intelligence can’t keep up?” you sneer, referring to your high school era just like he had. “Don’t forget, you were always second to me in every theoretical exam.”

You barely flinch when an icicle crumbles against the wall beside your head. The skin over your left cheekbone breaks apart into a cut, a thin stream of blood tracing the curve of your face. Jaemin tosses the chair away, the loud bang leaving a ringing in your ears. He’s mad, and it’s because of you.

You can’t die yet, but you’re about to.

Fuck. All because you refused to follow Ten’s suicidal mission. Well, it’s not like yours isn’t life-threatening either, but there’s less lives getting claimed.

“You know, you always pissed me off,” growls Jaemin, crouching in front of you. Even though he’s left you untied, you make no move to attack him in hopes of escaping. And that’s the thing—you can’t escape, and you know. He knows. Na Jaemin is too strong for you to outrun.

You spit, “The feeling’s mutual.”

There’s no way you and Jaemin could ever get along with each other, much less develop feelings opposite to the word hate. In high school, it was always a battle between the two of you. Na Jaemin—first in practical exams, second in theoretical. And you—first in theoretical exams, second in practical. To be frank, the two of you would’ve been a formidable pair if it wasn’t for his egoistic attitude and your competitive personality. If it was doubtful then, it’s impossible now.

After all, Jaemin’s become the very villain he once wished to eradicate.

“I saw you on television, all your interviews, the blurry cuts of you fighting. Made me wanna wipe that stupid smile off of your fucking face.”

The rivalry between you and Jaemin wasn’t unnoticed by your peers during the three years of high school. But what most failed to detect was the sexual tension that brimmed beneath the surface of the enmity.

“I saw you too, on Wanted posters.” you hiss, wiping the blood on your cheek. It’s a little dried. “Looking all smug for a hero turned evil.”

Jaemin chuckles, prodding his inner cheek with his tongue. He looks to the side, then he glares straight into your eyes. “What can I say? The criminals are less corrupt than the righteous hero industry.” The blond man mimics quotation marks with his hand at the word righteous. “You, too, are a waste as a hero. Why don’t you join me? Wipe the damn system and build a new one from scratch. Doyoung doesn’t bite, you know. He likes pretty girls like you. I do, too.”

You don’t retaliate with phrases that glorify the hero industry. Jaemin’s right, albeit you refuse to outright acknowledge it. Instead, you snap, “Fuck you.”

He licks his lips. “Is that consent?”

Yes. “No.”

Your head jerks backwards as Jaemin grabs your face with force, a throb lingering from the impact against the wall. His fingers dig into your cheeks, thumb dipped in your drying blood. Your hands grip his forearm and he tugs you forwards, decreasing the proximity between his face and yours. It’s faint, but a peach scent surrounds the man.

Jaemin runs his thumb against your lips, and a metallic taste overrides your senses. “I’ll ask again, Y/N. Is”—he parts your lips with the push of his thumb—“that”—his nail grazes your tongue—“consent?”

A beat.

“Yes.”

Before you can release the entire breath, his hand wraps around your throat in a rough yet careful choke. With brute strength, Jaemin lifts you onto your feet, your knees buckling at the sudden exertion. There’s no time to adjust as his lips latch onto yours, snagging whatever oxygen you have left. He’s always been impatient, and even during foreplay, he shows no patience.

Your heavy pants fill the silence as he devours your lips, his tongue sliding against your tongue. Your lips that were chapped are now moist, saliva leaking from the corner of your lips. His empty hand situates itself on your hip, and you gasp when he runs it up under your shirt.

“Would’ve been sexier if you had your flimsy costume on,” he muttered against your lips. “Always wanted to strip you of that red abomination.”

“Sh—Shut up,” you groan, his hand grasping your breast. Your eyes flutter when he pushes aside your bra and pinches your nipple. The act leaves your core throbbing, aching for more. “Fuck, finger me.”

Jaemin kisses your chin. “If you blow me after, sure.”

You make the effort to glare at him. “I fucking hate y—oh.” Your jaw slacks as he shoves the hand on your neck into the warmth of your underwear, knuckles grazing the damp fabric.

“So wet, princess,” he jeers, using the nickname you loathed during the start of your youth. “I wonder who you’re so aroused for?”

“Jeno, obviously,” you scoff, and Jaemin pulls away from you, his touch leaving your skin. “Wh—hey!”

The blonde distances himself from you, licking his fingers clean of your essence. “Hm?” he hums, an eyebrow raised. “I’m not about to fuck a girl who’s got another man’s name on her mind.”

You lean against the wall for support. “Holy fuck, you’re so lame.”

“Run to Jeno, then.”

Fuck. You swallow his saliva from the messy kiss, and with it, your pride. “Shit. Fine, I’m sorry. Can you fuck me now? I’ll even suck your dick.”

Jaemin beams, and it has your pussy dripping. “Of course! Since my princess asked so nicely,” he sings, daintily taking your hands in his. Your heart stutters as he places gentle kisses along your knuckles, and then the pad of your fingers. It’s sweet, until he throws your hands up and restrains them against the wall with ice.

“How pretty,” he muses, trailing his pointer finger down your cheek. Jaemin bunches your shirt and bra so it sits atop your chest, revealing your bare breasts. You shiver from the chill, but are warmed right away when his hands roam your torso. A gasp rips from your throat when the man teases your pants down, sliding two long fingers into your cunt. Soft and shaky moans tumble from your lips, prompting Jaemin to move his fingers. His thumb—the blood clad one—circles your clit, fingers pulsing in and out of you with ease. He’s cruel, dragging the tip of his digits against the soft flesh of your walls.

As Jaemin fingers you, he seals your lips with his once again in a breathless kiss. Your tongue meshes with his, teeth clashing every so often. One hand returns to your neck, laying at the base in a tough hold. “Oh—” you mewl, “I’m so—”

Jaemin removes his fingers, and you fall limp, the restraints preventing you from crumpling to the floor. Your mind is hazy, but you manage to say, “You’re such a bitch.”

“Mhm, I am, princess.” he coos, unbuckling the belt looped around his jeans. Like you, he’s in casual attire, having dressed in civilian clothing when kidnapping you in the mall. He unzips the fly, head thrown back as he frees his hard dick. You whimper, biting your lower lip at the sight. “Aren’t you so honest?”

“Fuck,” you groan, touch-deprived. “It’s huge.”

“Can you make a condom?” he asks, slapping his length against your bare stomach. The precum smears all over your pretty skin. “I didn’t bring one, and I’d rather not get you pregnant.”

Jaemin’s either dumb or clever for relying on you to whip out protection. But you obey, formulating a packaged condom with whatever lipids left in your body. It pops out of your arm, and Jaemin catches it with a lopsided grin. He rips the packet open with his teeth, tossing the foil aside whilst rolling the plastic over his dick. You watch, counting down the seconds until he’s inside.

“Are you ready?” he whispers, lips grazing your ear.

“…Yes.”

Your answer is all he needs as he pushes into you, easily slipping in with the help of your lubrication. You release a shaky moan, eyes rolling back from pure pleasure. Jaemin hauls one of your legs over his bicep, and he catches your face in his hand. Your lustful gaze meets his, and you feel a thrill run down your spine at the look in his eyes.

He’s hungry—sex hungry, and you’re his doll to ruin.

Slowly, Jaemin pulls out before thrusting, the tip of his dick prodding your cervix. You cry out, hitting the ice wrapped around your wrists. Over and over and over again, Jaemin pounds into you, groaning the dirtiest words as does. Your back hits the wall every time his hips meet yours, but the pain drowns in the plethora of pleasure.

“So tight,” he rasps, speed increasing by the second. “You feel so, so fucking good.”

“Ah, oh my—god,” you whine, chasing his lips. He grants you a kiss, and you murmur, “Harder, fuck me harder.”

Challenges are a way to rile Jaemin up, and it seems he’s taken your plea as one. The villain grips your thighs as he lets out a low, guttural growl. He thrusts faster, at a speed you can’t comprehend. You’re seeing stars, tasting stars, in an absolute bliss no writer can describe. Jaemin stutters each time you clench around his dick, your pussy sending him into overdrive.

“Hey, cum for me.” he mutters, biting your lower lip.

You pant, running out of breath. “I’m close,” you chant, relishing the way his entire length fits inside of you. You beg, “Please—please don’t stop.”

“Keep asking.”

“Finish me off, Jaemin,” you moan. “I’m so close!”

Jaemin reaches for the restraints, melting them with his left hand. In one swift motion, he turns you so your cheek lays flat against the wall, ass out for him to see. He whistles, fondling the soft flesh. Your mewls don’t stop, spilling endlessly as he continues to slam into you.

“Jaemin!” you cry, clenching around his dick. “Close—close—so close—”

“Let it out, princess.”

And you do, orgasming with his dick still inside. You whimper when he keeps thrusting, chasing his high while simultaneously overstimulating you. Your mind is hazy when he draws his dick out, the condom full of his cum. Support is gone as Jaemin backs away, and you fall to the ground, recovering from the wild fuck you just had.

“Shit, maybe I should’ve come on your face,” he mutters, fixing his pants. Shirtless, he crouches so his eyes are parallel to yours. “You good?”

You spit and it lands on his chin. “I’m still trapped, asshole.”

“If you blow me—”

His words are cut short when the window explodes, the building crumbling from the impact. Both you and Jaemin glance over to the gaping hole in the wall, a confused Giselle standing atop the debris. She scans your half-naked body, then his lack of shirt, and analyzes the scene in no time.

“Ten! They fucked!”

A snicker flies from Jaemin’s lips as he tosses his shirt back on, ruffling his blond hair in amusement. The man glimpses Giselle’s preoccupied state and looks back at you. With a wink, he says, “I’ll contact you for that blowjob. Later, princess.”

You simply blink as he runs off, escaping before he’s forced to engage in a (tedious) fight. When reality hits you and your mind registers his words, a disturbed scowl settles on your face.

You can’t die yet.

And for now, Na Jaemin seems to think the same as he hints at an upcoming rendezvous.

#neohub #nct u #nct dream #nct #na jaemin #jaemin smut #jaemin scenarios #jaemin oneshot #jaemin imagines #jaemin au #jaemin ff #jaemin fanfic #jaemin x reader #na jaemin x reader

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mochinomnoms · 5 days

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CONGRATS MOCHI!! YOU DESERVE A NICE MEAL AND WEEKEND

I have been playing both of the tsum line games as a twst event is going on right now in both of them I got flotsum and i am starting to like flotsum more than og Floyd lol flotsum is just too cute though it's ability (something that is a part of the game) actually includes a tsum game exclusive line of sorts but i was actually annoyed that they added character Floyd voice because tsums don't talk SHUT UP FLOYD LET ME HEAR THE SILLY CUTE TOY PLUSH LOOK-ALIKE OF YOURSELF DOING IT'S LITTLE SQUEAKS sadly (or maybe not) i didn't get any other character that could get completely cockblocked by a plush toy

(Basically "ah yes me, my partner and their stupidly big plush toy doppelganger of myself" and i just need more content about the tsums even if it is a bit stupid)

-Vaquita (genuinely though congrats again!! Hope you are having a well deserved rest1!!!1!)

That's fun, I forget that Disney has it's own tsum game, though it really funny that they added a voiceline from Floyd to Flotsum aslkdjalskjdalksd

Anyways, Floyd's competing big time with the tsum for affections. He has no qualms ripping out of your hands and yeeting it across the entire island if it means he gets his one on one time with you.

Rip him when the tsum magically pops back in your arms as soon as he turns right around.

#mochi asks #vaquita anon #tw #twst #twisted wonderland #floyd leech #tsum #twst tsum tsum

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isa-ghost · 4 months

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ok i saw a post recently abt a discord update that like. is cockblocking people from streaming disney+ and other services to watch party stuff and the post had a solution to getting around the cockblocking

does anyone know/have the post?

my wife and i are trying to watch the new pjo episode but i guess within the last week the update that cockblocks dropped so now disney+ is black when she streams it to me and i can only hear audio >:/ we're trying to figure out how to get around it, i know the post i saw had an explanation of what setting to do or smth like that but tumblr search sucks so if i reblogged it, i can't find it atm

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pjo-apollo-ships-tournament · 10 months

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Apollo/Frey (Freypollo) VS Apollo/Naomi Solace

Propaganda

Frey (Freypollo) - They are totally in a low-key background open relationship after that encounter in Stockholm when Jack cockblocked them - especially now that Jack's out of the picture and not around to get in the way. Healing, bright, smoking hot... and both good dads, to boot! Let the good-dad-gods be gay together <3 - They have so much in common and Apollo and share so many values. They also have similar Disney Princess vibes and Apollo says that he dated Frey in TOA but that Jack wrecked there date they deserve another date

Naomi Solace - I know we don't know much about them, but what we do know is JUST GOLD! The fact that Lester blushed just from thinking about their relationship. The fact that Naomi has written a song about him. They were definitely head over heels for each other <3 - “To my teenage self, our romance felt like something that I'd watched in a movie a long time ago—a movie my parents wouldn't have allowed me to see.” Iconic. - Cannon at one point at least. Apollo says Will inherited his good qualities from his mom so there’s def still some love on his part

#heroes of olympus #pjo apollo #trials of apollo #poll tournament #toa apollo #pjo apollo ships tournament #percy jackson and the olympians #rrverse #pjo apollo ship tournament

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unfriendlyamazon · 22 days

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out of context wips

Rules: Pick a bunch of your WIPs and summarize them as badly as possible, then ask your followers to vote on which one they'd be most likely to read. Multiple/all/none options are completely optional.

tagged by @alectoperdita i'm now experimenting with long form fic and have a multitude of things on the back burner so here's a few good ones for you

you don't get to say none you have to choose i am hoping to get back to writing after my trip next week (which is also why i made it a week long) so this could decide what i work on next you never know~~~~~

tagging @kaijous @luxielovesparkles @splenderai and whoever else i can't remember who all i follow that writes/draws but i love this game and want to see mooooore!!

#tagging game #my fanfic #if you guess what fic any of these are you win a prize

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youremyheaven · 3 days

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hello! ^^ I dealt with a venus man my whole life and it’s my dad. My dad is a Uttara Phalguni sun, Purvashada moon and saturn ak in Punarvasu. He dedicates his whole life to Christianity. He used to be a pastor and now he’s like a christian influencer with a lot of followers. He’s like the most religious person I ever met. Religion has traumatized me because my dad kept brainwashing me to the point I was so scared of dying because I didn’t want to go to hell. 😭😭 Obviously, I’m not religious anymore because I’m here talking about naks. He irks me sm 😭😭😭 He’s very much conservative and traditional. He got disappointed that I haven’t gone to church and mentions god every time we talk, it drives me nuts! I can’t have a convo without him trying to convert me! He plays loud christian music everyday. It’s so annoyinggg 💀My dad is very much image conscious and wants to look good in-front of people. How he presents himself on the outside is not at all how he is behind closed doors. Like people see him as this gentle, kind and appealing person. He doesn’t yell at people or raise his voice and is stern but soft spoken to others and people respect him. but at home he raises his voice at us (family) and has anger issues.💀 He’s emotionally abusive and traumatized me in so many ways. He’s very cold and never gave me emotional support. He’s emotionally distant and only cried 2 times infront of me. He doesn’t know how to love. My daddy issues are screaming haha. Also, he’s a cockblocker. He just makes my life so difficult for no reason. I blame it on religion haha because he used not be this way until I was born. He did a 180. He used not be religious and drank a lot before I was born but some christians came to his doorstep and persuaded him and after that he became a devoted follower of Christ. He’s just a bit too much compared to other christians I’ve met. Like he has rules for me like I can’t dye my hair or listen to pop music and prohibited me from watching disney movies when I was younger, threw away my barbies when I was a kid because he said it was a worldly thing, can’t wear skirts above the knee, no tats, no horror movies, no halloween, and etc. I wish I had a normal childhood but I made the most of it. Now, my dad is less strict and I can do most of things on that list that I couldn’t before because I’m growing up and I make my own decisions. ( I’m an adult now) I think it’s because my dad had this whole purity thing going on and didn’t want me to be “corrupted” by the world. He would get mad if I cursed and be like I never taught you that!!!!😡😡 Funny how my dad spends his whole life to christianity yet his children aren’t religious. This what happens when a parent is really strict and controls you😭 like atp I rebel on purpose lmfao. but right now the only sibling that is still religious and got converted by my dad is my Purvashada asc sister 😭 They really think they are better than the rest of my family for being christians.

😳😩😤my Venusian men fixation is slowly dying but I'm sooo sorry you had to go through all that babe I hope you're doing well now 🫶

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i-dont-know-how-this-site-works · 1 year

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Pabu thoughts and commentary!

-First the Zillo Beast was back, now that thing that tried to kill Padme in AotC is back

-I love that trees and tables are indestructible in Star Wars

-if they made the Death Star out of tables, it wouldn't have blown up

-Tech just casually insulting the intelligence of everyone around him

-This looks like the parents met up with their siblings just to talk shit about their kid once they are out of earshot

-Why did her voice sound like that at the end of the transmission

-I am now imagining Cid playing around with Audacity to make her voice sound cooler in the video

-"Do you have a plan?" These people's plans revolve around explosions, murder and extractions, not dealing with a shitty ex-boss

-It will never stop being funny seeing Tech be absolutely surprised and confused that someone finds him attractive

-Oh, that's where Mamma Mia happened

-In 10 years Nala Se, Phee and Cid are gonna get a letter they are invited to Omega's wedding, cue Hunter rolling around on people's roofs and singing about being broken hearted

-"You got some competition"?? "YOU GOT SOME COMPETITION"??

-Tech and Phee are fucking, it's official

-Aww, Omega just being a kid and laughing

-Hmmm, makes me think the Empire will show up at Pabu

-Hunter just got called a father after Crosshair told him last season to stop pretending to be something he cannot be, my heart

-"Why did you leave?" "Because it got blown up, that's why"

-Hunter the cockblocker

-Earthquake the cockblocker

-I thought that Disney just killed a child on-screen, wtf

-That looks like that scene in Ice Age 2 with everyone running to the boat

-"Why is Omega hanging off the ship?!"

-Wrecker snoring, <3

-Something makes me think those rebuild efforts are not gonna be worthwile

So, in conclusion, I liked the episode overall, it had some cute moments, but eh. I don't know. I am just too pumped for the finale to really be excited about a slow episode.

#the bad batch spoilers #the bad batch #tbb tech #tbb s2 #tbb hunter #tbb wrecker #tbb omega #tbb phee #staring: space Greece

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mlobsters · 3 months

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supernatural s13e15 a most holy man (w. andrew dabb, bob singer)

this episode open in malta and the choral voices and bells and candles and i'm thrown back to half remembering an episode about a haunted painting...? from florence? and trying to remember if that was actually an episode/fic/fever dream (it was, 10x16)

sam managing to find an even more uncomfortable place to use his laptop. fixed metal stool

SAM Worth a shot? DEAN Yeah. Good. Why not? I don’t think I can take another one of these cold pieces of Papa Giovanni’s.

what's up with the cheesy film noir music intro

LOL ok. is he usually annoyed when someone is coming on to sam? seems like he usually thinks it's funny, rolling his eyes or encouraging. i don't recall glaring at the flirt-er being in the repertoire

dean is going through a journey of emotions

interesting the differences in the emotional journey from this version of the script and what made it onscreen lol (production draft linked on wiki)

her voice keeps pinging alicia witt for some reason

spn s13e15 as richard greenstreet, the magicians s1e13 dominic burgess as ember

there's a character named emily greenstreet in the magicians and dominic plays ember who is a god that they're trying to get a powerup (aka jar-o-jizz) from (and they do a small blood sacrifice to him) lol

GREENSTREET I gave up on worthy causes years ago. And as I said, the blood cost me a fortune. Judging by your Montgomery Ward suits and your cheap ties, I’m guessing you don’t have a small fortune, or for that matter, two nickels to rub together. So I’m quite afraid this has been a waste of your time, and more importantly, mine. Good day, gentlemen.

montgomery ward, blast from the past. stores all shuttered by 2000 or something. random reference for this uk character

film noir heist mob movie sure. reminds me of the clue episode.

SAM So, this is what we’ve come to? Thieves? DEAN Hey, you want the blood, right? Well… besides, the thing’s already stolen. SAM Really? That’s your rationale? DEAN Hey, I’m not perfect. And by the way, neither are you, okay? Oh, so, what? Now you’re above a little, uh, chicanery? Look, this isn’t a perfect world we’re trying to save, okay. And if I’m not perfect trying to save it, then so be it. Come on. You with me or not?

not sure why sam's supposedly bothered over this. of all the morally questionable things they've done for The Cause, this is pretty low on the list

sam with the cockblock and all i can think while dean's flirting with this very lovely woman at the coffee shop is how they refuse to drop the busty asian beauties for dean's porn preference.

DEAN Look at you. You’re like a Boy Scout. You’re always prepared. SAM Yeah. You’re like uh… I don’t know what you’re like. DEAN Yeah. Thanks.

proud to pissed in 2 seconds flat. also, kind of cute but what is even going on

i mean. i. listen, they did some real fucking dumbass episodes in the early seasons too, so i shouldn't really complain that it's purely a late season phenomenon. but when the dumbass episode is surrounded by episodes i'm also complaining about it becomes somewhat of a .... 'what am i doing with my life right now' moment

he's been in a ton of stuff but probably the sopranos (which i never did finish) what i know him from

this is something all right. god and it's only halfway through 🥴😩🤪

DEAN Okay, I’m just saying, you’re taking a lot of shots to the head lately. I mean, I know that Disney Princess hair gives you some padding, but, uh…

listen they both surely have CTE by now with the number of concussions they've racked up over the years

FATHER LUCCA It’s not about luck, son. It’s about effort. All the time, I hear people saying the world’s not perfect. And they’re right. It’s not. But do you use that as an excuse? Do you use it to excuse your own sins? Your failings and your laziness? Do you use it to give a bad man power, because the world’s not perfect? Or do you work? Do you try and improve things in whatever way you can? Guys, the world will never be perfect, but if good men do good things, it can be better. Every day can get better.

???? are we trying to..... invigorate the boys to do what's right, have hope, ....???? i don't even know what. but i'm sure gonna start bristling over rando man implying they don't put in the effort to make things better. that's their job and they do fuck up and make bad decisions too but overall their schtick is literally making the world better. but instead we're getting some moralizing speech that i think is to make them feel bad about participating in the the continued theft of an item so that they can get the thing they need to save their family+new-kinda-god-adopted-son

SIGH. it's like this episode is supposed to be tongue in cheek, but it's too serious. so it's like just. fucking weird. because it's not serious enough to be like, slick.

FATHER LUCCA Yeah. He called me un uomo santissimo. SAM What does that mean? FATHER LUCCA “A most holy man.”

did they not google this phrase before this whole waste of time

DEAN Come on. I know that look. What’s on your mind? SAM I don’t know. Nothing. I mean – I mean, you know… You ever feel like we’re – we’re doing nothing but playing defense? You know, bouncing from one apocalypse to the next? DEAN Well, it’s not exactly our call. SAM I know that, and I’m not saying we don’t do good. But – but no matter how many people we save, there will always be more people that need saving. No matter how many monsters we kill–

DEAN There’s always gonna be another one around the corner. SAM Exactly. You think we could ever change things? I mean, really change things? You know, stop all the monsters, all the bad? DEAN That would be nice.

SAM Yeah. So, what are you thinkin’? Think that’ll work? DEAN I have faith.

loaded term that is for them. anyway, circles back to how for what felt like a while there, sam was the reassuring reasonable collected one and dean was needing some anchoring. but now it's dean's turn to be the one with faith they can get whatever done. but what got me about this exchange is that like.. dean often times would get a little defensive when sam would bring things up like this, brush him off. but now it's like he's actually listening and understanding where he's coming from and wishes it was better but accepts that it probably won't be. and it's honestly just nice to see dean being positive and a support for sam.

annoyed that there's that nice (for me) character moment in an episode that will otherwise likely erase from my brain in a few days

#supernatural #spnwatch #spn 13x15 #spn script #andrew dabb #bob singer #spnhiky #hiky #dominic burgess #the magicians #spnwhinge

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seancekitsch · 1 year

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i have about half of the next chapter of Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too written so here’s a little wip sneak peek

“Hey,” Chris slides into the space to stand between yours and Adrian’s barstools, “You seeing anyone?”

You look confused between Chris and Adrian until you start to see Adrian’s brows furrow behind the wire rims of his aviator glasses.

When you realize the question is directed at you, you splutter into your margarita, some of it splashing up into your nose. Holy fuck, that stings.

“Dude, what the fuck…” you hear Adrian mumble, but all you see is red. Chris is playing a dangerous game, with Emilia in the room and you wanting to be able to explode him with your mind right now. You had Adrian right there, you were about to make the move, you were about to do it and then he had to come and ruin it. Cockblocker of the century in all his muscled glory.

“No, I am not seeing anyone,” you confirm not at all trying to hide the venom in your voice, and then add, “Emilia is right over there dude, what kind of fucking game are you playing?”

Emilia and Chris have been sniffing around each other for months now, not unlike… well, not unlike the way you and Adrian have lately. What on earth could his stupid reasoning be for hitting on you in front of her? Of course, he has the audacity of looking shocked at your questions, as if you’re the ridiculous one in this situation.

“You know, I just figured if she got jealous she would finally want to… you know…” Chris verbalizes, slowing down when he hears how this plan sounds once its out of his mouth.

“Oh.”

“Uh huh. You think that’ll work on someone like Harcourt? I mean, where did you even get that plan, a Disney Channel Original Movie?”

Even if Harcourt wasn’t exactly in shape to murder him right now, you know she would emotionally eviscerate him. You look over his shoulder to try to get Adrian’s attention, only to see him ordering another Miller Lite and fully ignoring what’s going on between you and Chris. Fuck, shit. You can see your window of opportunity closing in on you.

“Listen, some of those DCOMs are solid movies. Camp Rock? Lemonade Mouth?”

Chris is wildly serious about this.

“I’m literally going to kill you,” you seethe, before downing your drink.

“Oh my god,” Chris exclaims, and then looks between the two of you.

“Oh my god,” he repeats, “Did I interrupt something?”

He looks between you, about to jump off of your stool to strangle him, and Adrian, equally and uncharacteristically agitated sipping his beer.

“Oh, I definitely did. You and him? Really? Are you—“

“Go!” you shout, and he finally gets the hint to head back to his not-girlfriend.

#adrian chase x reader

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dynamicduoofstackie · 2 years

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Sees an old Stackie promo post, knowing new content won't be here for a good while.

Me:

#anthony mackie #sebastian stan #bucky barnes #stackie #mackiestan #i came here for stackie and left with heart ache #stackie withdrawals #disney cockblocking #marvel cockblocking

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dylan-rodrigues · 6 months

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Aww, look at Sean-woo being all brave and assertive so he can be around his crush 🥺

Ms Han out here looking like a rich Disney movie villain... Not her cockblocking them 😭😭

#a good day to be a dog #park gyu young #cha eun woo #kdrama

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friendlylifecherry · 2 years

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You know what I would want for Belos, if he ever comes back? I want him to realize that all he had done was for nothing or that he was the real bad guy and I want him to freak the fuck out.

To scream, fight, desperately trying, wanting, needing to justify to himself all of his crimes and all of his sins to a world that won't listen and doesn't give a damn, but even those words ring hollow in his ears. I want a big fight in the human world between him and Luz and her friends for the final time with him going completely around the bend, complete with flashback scenes of where everything went wrong!

And then, when he is well and truly beaten (no magic in the human realm, his runes wouldn't work), all the hundreds of years of stolen time from the palismans come to collect. Belos, no, Philip, is well and truly defeated and dying for good. In a last act of "might as well do one last good thing with my waste of a life", Philip leaves Luz with some warnings and advice about how to find another entrance to the Boiling Isles (around where Caleb had first met that witch that lured him away, in fact), tells Hunter to take care (for once), and that's when he knows he's going to die.

Hunter tries to help him, far too kind for his own good, but Philip stops him. He knows that he is damned and he has accepted it. "I am a Cain who has struck down hundreds of Abels, and yet, you still wish to help me? No, I'm not worth of your mercy. And I never was. I hate leaving things unfinished, but I'm afraid I have no time left. Luz, end the Collector's rampage once and for all. Don't let him treat the world like I had, just some playground for his own whims."

He collapses, coughing and barely struggling to move, godawful goop dripping from him, with his final words being "Caleb, I'm sorry." Before the effects of the runes carved upon him and the palisman souls finally take over, consuming his body in this massive blast of light, looking like he had been consumed by hellfire and all of his sins before being left with nothing but dust. And in that dust is a just big enough rift into the In-between to grant them a way to contact the Boiling Isles.

.... now, this likely won't happen because Disney S&P is a massive cockblock and Dana has very different ideas for what she wants to do that I can't and won't change, but wouldn't it be cool as fuck or what?!

#philip wittebane #the owl house #owl house #emperor belos #neko don't look #the owl house spoilers

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kazz-brekker · 8 months

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too bad ahsoka was there to act as a cockblock so mando never even got to see his son and the jedi who saved them. disney saw those two smiling and nodding at each other in the season two finale and found it too homo 🤣 too bad. grogu could have had two dads.

i mean, admittedly it's been well over a year since i watched any of the mandalorian (didn't watch season 3) but i don't remember ahsoka and din djarin having any particular romantic chemistry? i do think it's bad writing that the show established luke as trying to follow old jedi teachings through not having attachments and made grogu give up his dad, it doesn't make any sense with his character or the kind of jedi he was trying to be in the original trilogy.

#lucasfilm please hit me up i have notes for your show and its writing of luke #you really think luke 'orphan who loves his sister and friends' skywalker would make someone give up their kid? no!!#pie says stuff #ask #anon #star wars

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jules-and-company · 2 years

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Lire pour la première fois les pages Wikipedia sur la légende arthurienne en n’ayant jamais vu que Kaamelott (et lu Yvain ou le chevalier au lion pendant le collège) : a thread, partie 4

On parle maintenant d’un certain Galehaut

Il a pas l’air hyper intéressant

Je retire ce que j’ai dit, enemies to lovers, 24k-

C’EST VRAI EN PLUS PUTAIN

Galehaut is the gay hero we need et Lancelot arrête d’être dans le déni de ton homosexualité

……il donne son quoi

Ça me fume comment j’en ai jamais entendu parler avant ? Also C’est clairement dit qu’il se fait passer pour hétéro et 2) qu’il aimait Lancelot à un point inimaginable

Je chiale

This is a Galehaut stan account now

Très peu de choses dites malheureusement à propos de Galessin, mis à part qu’il est parti à la bataille une fois pour aider Arthur avec Yvain et Gauvain et j’imagine tellement bien le tableau de ces deux débiles avec Galessin tired dad à l’arrière

On passe à Gareth, ENCORE un frère de Gauvain

Je veux un spin-off avec les aventures de Gareth car il : se fait passer pour un garçon de cuisine au château, on le victimise parce qu’il a les mains douces, il se casse à l’aventure avec une autre domestique qui arrête pas de se foutre de sa gueule, se bat avec des chevaliers qui sont tous la personnification d’un Crayola, met la misère à un mec qui à la force de sept hommes qui a juré à sa femme de tuer Lancelot, force ce mec à revenir au château avec lui pour lui demander pardon. Long trip sous acide

Et malheureusement il crève aussi

On parle de l’aîné de la fratrie d’Orcanie : Gauvain

Vu les représentations, le costume qu’il porte dans kv1 est vraiment accurate, jusqu’à la coiffure tout est très bien bravo au département costumes

Attends il a un pouvoir spécial relié au soleil ? Mais c’est hyper classe

Globalement toutes les histoires où il est il est super doué super poli super tout, mais je vais retenir celle-là :

Cockblock from god

Je me rends compte que je suis pas allé voir Hector des Mares

Bon y’a presque rien sur lui

Et Lionel de Gaunes alors ?

« Devenu roi de Gaunes » ? Alors que c’est Bohort l’aîné ?

Sa vie c’est quand même bien de la merde à Lionel

Et Loth. Qu’en est-il de Loth.

« Allié du roi Arthur » jusqu’à, hein

« Un vassal fidèle » JUSQU’À

Il était héritier du royaume de Norvège. Amis norvégiens vous avez eu beaucoup de chance de passer à côté de ça

Apparemment dans la légende de base c’est un mec bien. Ça fait bizarre

Geraint ou plutôt Érec on a un peu rien à battre et sa femme est mieux de toute façon

Enfin, on parle de Girflet

Globalement sa vie c’est cool il est pote avec Gauvain il est content il est chevalier

(On me précise dans cette page que Bohort a été sous l’emprise d’un sortilège qui l’a poussé à être un peu sans pitié et méchant. Potentiel de fanfic, moi je dis)

Ah non en fait c’est le dernier à voir Arthur vivant c’est lui qui doit se débarrasser d’Excalibur tous ses potes sont clamsés et il survit 18 jours après la mort d’Arthur. Youpi.

Et si on parlait du chevalier méconnu de tous Hunbaut

Ah, c’est le cousin de Gauvain. Serait-il aussi un connard ?

On ne sait pas personne ne sait rien il a le rôle d’une plante verte

Vous vous rappelez de Kay le sonneur ? Eh bah on va parler de son alter égo Keu le sénéchal

Il est chiant, l’envie de l’encastrer dans le mur m’envahit soudainement

Oh putain je viens de faire le lien avec le Keu dans Merlin L’Enchanteur de Disney

Ça tire à balles réelles

C’est vraiment très très con comme façon de mourir

Intéressons-nous à Lamorak (jouait-il vraiment au robobrol ?)

On sait pas et apparemment personne en a rien à péter

#la complainte de julot #kaamelott #a thread

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