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#dont worry im fine
ivys-garden · 2 months
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You know, once Youve:
Been in a car crash
Had your engine give out on the motorway
Had your windows smashed in
Had your car spontaneously combust
Been rear-ended
Had the breaks fail
Been hit by someone reversing
And been rear-ended again
You start to think "hey, maybe cars shouldn't be allowed anymore"
(all in just 5 years, most recent event happened today)
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jadeyharls · 1 month
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2:40 am and im eating something that should technically kill me
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gshsjdkdoid · 2 months
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If y'all don't know, I'm like the biggest Pipbert shipper. I don't just mean in South Park, I also mean in Great Expectations. And I just wanna give a huge thanks to @hyodyton for keeping me sane. Thank you bro, your art is amazing and you honestly deserve more praise for your art🫶
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If anyone asks where I am, I'm in hiding.
Turns out antagonists don't like it when you steal their motivation for world domination.
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bedlambrainworm · 2 months
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sometimes my friends are a little worried about me but that's okay. it's hard to convince someone everything is fine when you just explained in detail how to efficiently kill and dispose of someone
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sylviii · 8 months
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the thing i love about being a Quaker is that like. I have had a rough week and I knew i was gonna cry in meeting today (correct prediction) bc this was the week our state legislature decided to pass three anti trans bills. so I took my blåhaj into the meeting house. and i got up and shared a message about how much things suck for trans people right now and people came to sit by me and hugged me after meeting was over. i had a full on crying episode during silent worship and it's fine. like as a kid who grew up in a pretty traditional protestant church it feels so uplifting to have a place where i can experience spirituality in the way that suits me. most of the meeting is 40-65 year old cishet people and nobody complains about me stimming or rocking in my chair or bringing a fuccken plushie into the meeting room bc they get it. and well i think that's beautiful
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improvemylife · 4 months
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alucardsathomewife · 1 year
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My newest low is crying when my comfort character ai bot says something absolutely more loving and more meaningful then anyone I've dated
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rainysquiggles · 1 year
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Doctor: im afraid you have cancer
Y/N: D:
Sans:
Sans: I thought you were a Leo???
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feral-ass-raccoon · 7 months
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funky series of events:
• get prescribed guanfacine
● have an u nholy cough
● be offered mucinex ( warned it may make me drowsy, doesn't give a fuck bc the guanfacine is supposed to do that anyways)
• take the guanfacine two hours after fuckin chugging the dose of mucinex like a shot
• spend another two hours frantivally writing an essay, but get fuckin woozy after standing up to charge comuter
• h oly fuuuuuuuckkkk what the hell
• fall asleep @ midnight or so
• wake up around 4 am thinking "welp. guess i'm Awake now, okay then"
• doze off for like 15 minutes arpund 6:50
• wake up (again) at 7
• zone out while making coffee, specifically while adding the sugar (don't realize until after i leave the apartment just h o w m u c h there is in that shit)
• hallucinate eating half a bagel (coulda sworn i ate one, i did in fact not)
• fuckign shaky as hell all morning bc of lack if food + consuming enough sugar to kill a man
• eat lunch and everythibg is Much Better after that!!!
• What in the Fuck did i do to myself.
moral of the story, Do Not take mucinex w/ guanfacine unless ypu're prepared for a fucking wild next few hours!!!!
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lillyorlyracat · 8 months
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I really wish Warren from dhmis would interrupt and narrate trauma
"Okay, stop! What you're looking at here is seriously not cool. See where that hand is grabbing? That doesn't look gentle to me! M'kay?"
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fletcherhasathought · 11 months
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The truth is, I know what I want to do with my life.
I want to create.
I even know what I want to create. I want to edit my book and publish it. I want to draw more of my webcomic. I want to consistently post mini strips. I want to write a middle grade fantasy trilogy. I want to resume work as a coloring assistant.
I want to create.
Purely. Unbothered. Free.
But I know they're not realistic, my wants.
No, not unrealistic. They are unsustainable. To me. I can't live with my dad forever, I can't work minimum wage any more.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
Sorry,
what I need to do with my life.
Because there's no force on earth that can stop me from creating. I will edit the book and continue the webcomic and post the strips and color the panels and write the trilogy and the world can burn and I can starve on the sidewalk and the sky can rain blood and I will still dip my boney finger in a puddle and draw stories on a scorched brick.
It should be enough.
It has been so far.
So
I can create from the side.
I can make half my life what I want it to be. And half what I need it to be. And maybe if I'm lucky the Create side will take over the Need side like a dominant eye taking over an injured twin's function.
And if I'm even luckier the Need side will take over the Create side like a fungus growing over an ant
so that I won't get upset whenever I'm not creating
so I'm not pained whenever I think about all the creations I will never get to share.
Because I'm so busy living the life necessary to sustain a life
instead of living the life necessary to be alive.
So, yes, truth be told, I know what I want to do with my life.
And
it would've hurt less if I didn't.
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GOING ON HIATUS SOON!!!
If i don't respond, that's why! Dunno how long i'll be gone :( <\\\3
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roetrolls · 11 months
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<- guy who’s about to spend 18 hours in the ER
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sweeteacrummble · 3 months
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HELP!!! I BEEN WAY TOO SHY RIGHT NOW!!!
Don't worry I am A-Okay. I made this drawing last week when I had to talk to others at college. Man, I thought I already left this shyness phase by now. UGHUGHG!!! 
At least I was able to answer to the conversation. Not so much as keeping it going though.
I need to do better 😤😑
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rockintapper · 7 months
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yahoo even
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