Oh my fucking god I love being drunk. I don't want this to stop. There is no pain.
"I do it for the love that I get from the bottom of a bottle."
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"No but i didnnn't even tell you though"
Stinky man expression sheet hehe
Happy birthday Geeb <33
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Yall hear me out tho, I made him handsome 🌚
And no I’m not gonna show you the final product, you horny buffoon.🌚☝️
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Summer23’
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Once you open that door, you're not gonna be able to close it. So dive deep. Enjoy the sights and figure out who you are.
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I'm so fucking buzzed right now anyone could easily take advantage of all my holes
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Pensa numa manguaça... kkkkkkkk
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What a birthday party and a roll con save does to a mf
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Being drunk transports you to better times. You can remember every happy memory and all the bad ones are erased temporarily. But you have to keep drinking so you don't ever think about the bad ever again.
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do you understand how funny this is
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I am so fucking drunk, but I MANAGED TO SUCCESSFULLY MAKE CHIKEN SALAD!!!!
I am on a whole other level
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