#dude JOHNS...............

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

r/FifthWorldProblems

ROSE: I asked god what the most unlikely thing in the universe was. He replied.

ROXY: my daughter identyfies as a small group of words standing 2gether as a conceptual unit typically formin a component of a clause. should i be worried or is it just a phrase?

CALIBORN: I RECENTLY CANCELLED MY SuBSCRIPTION TO TIME. NOW EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING AT ONCE.

JOHN: you’re stuck in second person and you can’t get out. help you. help you. please. help you.

DAVEPETA: B33 < how combustible is gender fluid?

DIRK: I just broke the 5th wall, so now my audience knows they are also fictional.

TEREZI: SO P1 1S 3X4CTLY THR33 NOW 4ND 1 DONT L1K3 1T 4T 4LL >:/

ARADIA: my (101010F) m0irail is n0w identifying as n0n-binary. i want t0 be supp0rtive but wtf is a 2? 0_0

#submission #ohh these are so fucking gooood #dude JOHNS............... #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #quote #mod dave #rose lalonde #roxy lalonde #caliborn #john egbert #davepeta #davepetasprite #davepetasprite^2 #dirk strider #terezi pyrope #aradia megido #and an implied sollux. lmao

[wombywoo]

under the weather 😔

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #my art #to the person in my inbox accusing me of 'fetishizing' these dudes #pls avert your eyes 🙏

[bluegiragi]

cockatrice (part 2)

early access + nsfw on patreon

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werewolf lore drop ahead!!

although werewolves are classified as a shifter-type monster (same as Horangi or the cockatrice) they're actually unique in a hidden way. Horangi is a hybrid whose lineology originates from the first pureblood haetaes, which had zero human in them. In comparison, werewolves originated AS a human-wolf monster, which results in an interesting relationship between the human and shifted 'full-wolf' form.

While Horangi is the same in his human and haetae form, Soap juggles two souls in one body - one belonging to human side, and the other to his wolf. They are both still implicitly him - the souls run parallel with one another throughout his life - but being a werewolf is very much like maintaining a life-long partnership. Soap and his wolf are a great example of a success story, but some werewolves have difficult relationships with their wolf, resulting in only transforming during full moons when they have to.

In some ways, Soap is perfect in the military's eyes as he has a strong connection with his wolf, and happens to come from a long line of larger-than-average specimens (even though he doesn't care too much about his genealogy, preferring to call himself a mongrel breed). In other ways, he's also a nightmare, because his wolf exemplifies the worst in his rebellious streak, featuring recklessness, fickleness towards authority and an extremely low tolerance for boredom.

#hehehehe pubby #i was so excited to draw this comic guys i actually looove drawing soap go full wolf #satisfying somehow. after going for a very long time only drawing Dudes TM #he's stuck like this until the end of the full moon so youre gonna be seeing more of this good boy #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #cod mw2 #monster 141 au #ghostsoap #giragi art

[deunmiu-dessie]

he misses you. he misses you like a flower misses the sun. like the desert misses the rain. like you are the entirety of his being. as if you hold the key to his fierce, thumping bloody heart within the palm of your hands, like he is nothing without you— and perhaps he isn't. he doesn't feel like himself, no, in fact, he feels empty. like a shell of the man he used to be before you. he feels as though the world has lost its color, its meaning, and it makes him feel bare— it makes him feel.

he misses you. he misses the warmth of your perfume, a sweet and spicy blended aroma of saffron and sugared lavender. he misses your smile, all wide and pretty— genuine and charming, and always all for him. he misses the sound of your laughter, raw and boisterous, but sometimes soft and breathy, intimate. he misses your kisses, shy and cloying— yet fierce and angry at times as well. he misses the small things, like the scatter of moles across the expanse of your body that he finds himself counting when he can't fall asleep. or the way you fuss over him, mumbling curses and your love for him all in the same sentence.

he is nothing without you, and he knows it all too well.

the soft jangle of your keys in the lock makes him look up from his journal, the door swinging open. and despite himself, he finds that he's softened underneath your warm, loving gaze. ah, he also misses the sound of your voice, euphonious and soft, a tone you use for him specifically.

❝why are you looking at me like that?❞

he can feel his heart dance within his chest, pounding fiercely as you slant your hip to the side, the very same hips he adores holding onto when swaying with you to music. your eyes, which always seem to sweep him under with their intensity with no fail, are glittering with mirth, it knocks the breath from his chest. ❝ i adore you,❞ he utters— he sounds like a fool in love, and he doesn't particularly mind it. your cheeks flush with color and you playfully roll your eyes. that's alright, you don't need to say it back, he knows.

❝help me with the groceries?❞

he? ⸺ SIMON, gojo satoru, DAMON SALVATORE, soap, older!TANJIRO, scott mccall, GAZ, clark kent, EMMETT CULLEN, leon kennedy, STEVE HARRINGTON, giyu tomioka, JOHN PRICE, loran, ULYSSES, rick grimes, KÖNIG, dick grayson, SPENCER REID.

honestly it can be anyone you envision.

#simon ghost riley x reader #damon salvatore x reader #soap x reader #tanjiro x reader #scott mccall x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #clark kent x reader #emmett cullen x reader #leon kennedy x reader #steve harrington x reader #giyu tomioka x reader #captain john price x reader #loran x reader #ulysses x reader #original character #könig x reader #all u did was go to the grocery story and my guy was in his feels #like dude!!! GO WITH HER #dick grayson x reader #gojo x reader #spencer reid x reader #deunmiu dessie #anime x reader #ghost x reader #alien x reader #monster x reader

[skeletood]

it's just that dude you always do everything with, no biggie

#homestuck #john egbert #dave strider #johndave #davejohn #pepsicola #hammertime #a skele fanart #my art #waves to my tag readers #this is the non rp related stuff I have #i can share that stuff next maybe like tomorrow or something #you should be extra nice to me #these dumbass human emotions im stuck with got me feeling like hot garbo #but like heres those dudes theyre awesomeright #wish i had what they have

[furiosophie]

((zombie ghost this, zombie ghost that, what about eldritch!soap who came back wrong??))

#soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #eldritch!soap #LISTEN i saw that corny s2 blackcell trailer and the whole time i was thinking that dude at the end was gonna be soap #missed opportunity honestly like come on bring him back u cowards #make him more f***ed up while ur at it #as a treat #soph arts #id in alt text

[anoant]

Pictochat!

#ant's art #homestuck #hs #someone on twitter asked me how they're chatting on different wifis #my theory is that they have a super long LAN cable #or Jade super hacked them to work internationally idk #beta kids #john egbert #dave strider #jade harley #rose lalonde #dude i miss my DS #shit was fire

[http-sawposting]

🫀🫀🫀

and he has come to absolve you of your sins, the sacrificial lamb weeps for it knows it’s fate is sealed

#alexa. play pyramid song by radiohead #adam stanheight #adam faulkner stanheight #saw #saw 2004 #saw movies #saw franchise #saw fanart #adam stanheight fanart #elijah art #for the love of god. please click for better quality!! #something something the biblical symbolism behind saw 2004 #adam rising from the tub / baptism symbolism #adam needing to die so Lawrence can be ‘saved’ #so Lawrence can fully understand the gravity of death and what his patients are feeling when he tells them they are terminal #adam saving Lawrence and still having to die #John playing god #his name is fucking adam dude #it all starts with adam #fuck man #I MIGHT be insane. #it’s the ex-catholic in me

[twinkubus]

Bound Man by John Singer Sargent, c. 1917-21

#john singer sargent #i think his sketches are soooo much more interesting and alive-seeming than his portraiture #just found out his male nude sketches were “hidden” until a gallery show in the 1980s and then everyone was like hmm maybe this dude was ga #tho apparently that was well known by his friends at the time lol #i saw this sketch irl at the art institute several years ago but its not on display now #its funny bc iirc it was like. a kind of underwhelming exhibit of portraiture and then these REALLY COOL sketches at the end #s

[mobius-m-mobius]

#thought that sounded familiar 💀

#fourteenth doctor #the toymaker #simm!master #dwedit #doctor who #david tennant #john simm #neil patrick harris #doctor who spoilers #wasn't expecting to gif anything BUT #the part of me that will always be tumblr user johnsimms watched him give this exact speech to the toymaker with a hand over my mouth lmaoo #like the biggest part of ten that carried over was being a hussy huh 🤧🤧 #and when my dude is a TOOTH?? golden but still 😭 #seen enough dw to know teeth probably have ears so the doctor's gonna deserve that welcome home cheater banner waiting in the wings #fourteen #the master #dw spoilers #dianagifs #jsimmedit #dtennantedit

[collinnmckinley]

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II - gifs 23/? | Ghost + 🔪

BONUS: 

#cod #cod mwii #cod mw #call of duty modern warfare ii #call of duty mwii #ghost #simon riley #simon ghost riley #soap #john mactavish #john soap mactavish #codedit #codjay #edits* #gifs* #dude the hand in the bonus gif is shaking aljshdasd #god this game is so bad on ps4 #dont worry tho im getting a ps5 in august

[madz-the-3rd]

Went over my favorite shot from The Exorcist :)

#rotoscoping is so much fun dude #faith game #faith the unholy trinity #john ward #the exorcist #the exorcist 1973 #damien karras #eddieart

[devotedlyconfused]

For those of you who have decided to follow me, you will be subjected to whatever has currently given me brain worms and that changes like a roulette wheel

#ghoap #soapghost #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #simon riley #john soap mactavish #john mactavish #cod #call of duty #I can’t stop thinking about those sad little gay men #guys being dudes #cod mw3 #digital art #art #drawing #fanart #sketch

[v0idwraith]

john after kayne didn’t wipe arthur’s memory

#LIKE YEAH DUDE WHAT DID YOU EXPECT #john doe #malevolent #arthur lester #john doe malevolent #malevolent spoilers #kayne malevolent #no i didn’t forget to post this until a few hours after intermezzo dropped. it was totally intentional.

[faygos]

boy. what sort of mischief are you up to

#john egbert #gif #dude i love procreate dreams its like operating puppets

[tanglepelt]

Dp x dc idea 36

John summons the ghost king Danny. Needs helps makes a deal offering his soul. Danny being the troll he is accepts. He would of helped regardless of the deal. Instead of johns soul. He steals johns shoe. Just rips the sole out of the shoe and vanishes.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #ghost king danny #john constantine #Danny gets to troll the soul seller #i imagine John is just like bloody hell #or some form of wtf #the confusion would be cool #nobody can convince me Danny would not do this #my dude loves a hood prank #and what better then to mess with John #ohhh maybe another time #Danny says sure again #John expected to loose his sole again #but nope #Danny wants the fish sole