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innkeepercore · 9 months

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I saw an artist say they drew Clint when they had art block… I get it

#digital illustration #marvel fanart #clint barton #hawkeye #hawkeye fanart #Clint Barton fanart #Matt fraction fanart #Matt fraction Hawkeye #dumpster bros #winterhawk

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cnwolf-brainrot · 3 days

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HOLY COW I MEANT TO POST THIS MONTHS AGO This is art for @42donotpanic's fic Seeing the Darkness - Hearing the Silence! We were paired together for the Marvel Rare Pair Big Bang and I completely forgot to post the art after... so at this point it's just fan art for this incredible story!! It's not my proudest piece, this story deserves something a lot better, but I hope it still captures a bit of the concept! (please go read the fic, I love everything that 42 writes with these characters, they are utterly fantastic and know the characters so well!!)

#marvel #clint barton #hawkeye #matt murdock #daredevil #marvel rare pair bang #art #digital art #fan art #marvel fanart #art for a fic #dumpster bros #clint barton and matt murdock

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thekaiqueen · 2 years

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Clint: hey, do you like trees?

Clint: because if a cat-

Clint: if a cat got stuck in a tree

Clint: like... in a tree..

Clint: if you were a cat stuck in a tree

Clint: you'd be a... cat?

Clint:

Matt:

Clint: i forgot the pick up line

Matt: it's okay

#incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu #clint barton #matthew murdock #hawkdevil #dumpster bros

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iffeelscouldkill · 1 year

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"'did you throw Daredevil in a dumpster AGAIN?'#it's fine Hawkeye was in there too and now they're chilling"

yes they absolutely were

🤣🤣🤣

#Daredevil #Hawkeye #dumpster bros

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frothing-at-the-mouth · 1 year

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Dumpster bros.... I keep thinking about them...

#dumpster bros #clint barton #hawkeye #daredevil #matt murdock

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boogisstuff · 2 years

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Eyes for Ears au

*Body swap: Clint and Matt

*During a mission Clint/Daredevil's but with something that swaps them with the last person they touched. Matt wakes up and everything's muffled, he's not where he was, his hearing's shot but everything else is muted and he's not where he was. Explosion? What was he hit with?

Came too someone screaming bloody murder. A beat later he realized it was him. … -bit his tongue/grunted- realized he wasn't screaming. That was his voice on the other side of the room but his mouth was preoccupied grunting in a voice that wasn't his.

*He gets back to fighting but he's getting hit more than hitting until he just grabs a limb and go down on them hard. His balance, depth perception, shot. Realizes he can see at some point but doesn't know how to process anymore.

*After, or during, he tries to calm Clint who's unresponsive, fighty, puts him in an arm choke until he goes out. Then safe and he's waking up a few seconds of unconscious twitching later.

*While blood flow returns to his brain, Matt takes advantage of the disorientation, puts Clint's hand to his chest. Heartbeat. Focus on that. Tune everything else out, just my heartbeat. Takes meditative breaths Clint unconsciously mirrors.

*Makes deal with avengers. He'll come and help but they can't look into him and have to keep what they find to themselves. Otherwise? This is a bandaid on a bullet hole; he thinks of the buzzing of the living tower; it gets much worse.

*Clint complains he can't see with this thing on his head- Matt imeditly stops him form messing with it. "Trust me that's for the best. It won't help you as much as you think it will." What's that mean? "We see differently."

Matt's kindof an asshole about Clint. Says he's overreacting. Deal with it. Ect. But then he's also really compassionate in actions? Someone confronts him about it. Someone else figures out he's parroting someone else's words. Matt does not respond

*Clint gets the softest pajamas Toney can find- very soft- and Matt spends almost an hour breaking them in, washing them, rubbing them in good scents. Bans anything with strong scents- candles, perfume, ect. Only unscented hygiene products. They wait it out in a country home. No premade food, plain, super scrubbed foods. Nothing that risks bugs in it either. Clint heids Matt's warnings and keeps his eyes covered. He'd tried to take a peek before Matt told him the catatonic states of agony-? He used to get them for days at a time. And that was when they were weaker.

Avengers figure he has super senses- but super extra senses too. He can process electric waves, portal material, hear behond their range of hearing. Figures he can see more than them too- maybe different types of vision, or light waves, or really more colors. Shrimp can see more than them, so maybe what they oersceve as shades of grey and white and black are entirely new colors. That's why he sometimes has trouble with flat surfaces

#fanfiction #daredevil au #eyes for Ears au #dumpster bros #clint barton #daredevil #matt murdock

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blorbodiaz · 1 year

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2022 really said we can’t let you guys move on without some last minute drama.

#all in the same DAY?!?#bro let me rest #2022 is a dumpster fire #angel talks #destiel #destiel meme #2022 #pele #vivienne westwood #andrew tate #2022 memes

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missunderstood-with-ideas · 14 days

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Hera: children you have not found the love of your life if you didn’t find them in the trash!

*Sabine and Ezra both look at Kanan*

Kanan: why do you assume that I was in the trash?!

Leia: no she’s got a point

Ezra: does this mean I can space Kallus cuz Zeb didn’t find him in the trash!

Kallus: Bridger I swear

Zeb: kid….Kallus was the trash

#Hera later regrets staying this because Ezra uses this quote to dig through dumpster and keep the space raccoons #Sabine pushes her gf in the dumpster #Hera tells her that doesn’t count #Leia says it does #Ezra finds Luke in a trash compactor but ignores the boy to save the trash monster #Luke falls in love when a blue hair boy shoves him to save a trash monster #Leia dispares that her brother was the one found in the trash #she punishes Luke by hosing him with a fire hydrant #also because he smells terrible #Leia yells at Ezra for pushing Luke further into the trash #Ezra tells her to then keep him out of trash compactors #Ezra went in the trash for the cute trash animal not for true love #Sabine is jealous that the little bro finds the trash true love before her #Hera canonically found Kanan in a dumpster and proceeded to fist fight a gang over him #hera syndulla #sabine wren #ezra bridger #kanan jarrus #leia organa #zeb orrelios #alexsandr kallus #star wars rebels #star wars the original trilogy #the ice moon #a new dawn #Hera Syndulla x Kanan Jarrus #Ezra x Luke #kallus x zeb #han x leia #Star Wars rebels incorrect quotes

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pianokantzart · 1 month

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Given the objectively correct results of the Smash Bros. Sexyman contest, how do you think Luigi(and Mario too, why not) would go about rejecting someone? I think it’s time to start being realistic with myself and accept that both bros would visibly wince at the mere sight of me 🥲

Nah, Mario and Luigi have encountered some of the wildest looking freaks conceivable. If I know anything, it's that they are not going to wince at the sight of someone who isn't conventionally attractive.

But as far as rejection goes, I think Luigi would go about it very carefully. He appreciates the sentiment, but would feel the need to gently explain why he doesn't return the feelings, taking every precaution to ensure whoever's crushing on him walks away with as few hurt feelings as possible. He would then proceed to feel bad about it all day. Mario has less tact. He wouldn't feel any pressure to explain himself, but he would make it clear the entire time that– though he doesn't return the romantic feelings– he still highly values that person as a friend.

#the modern concept of visual attractiveness needs to go into a dumpster anyways #like... pretty things are nice of course... but the amount of pressure that's put on appearances is nutso #Like with flesh?? the human husk that rots and dies? just be good to yourself and be good to others #and the features you naturally have will become beautiful to those who matter #askbox #anon #mario headcanons #Mario #Luigi #Super Mario Bros #Super Mario brothers

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fuck-kirk · 5 months

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Like literally everything else aside, killing off Izzy is dumb for, if not nothing else, the sole reason of wasting their best actor. Like Con is truly just something else.

Absolutely no shade to the rest of the cast (I mean that earnestly. I really love them all) but Con is just built different. He breathed life and love into a character that would not have been nearly as gripping if someone else had played him. His talent is honestly incredible. And not only that, he elevates the scenes of every other actor he’s with. His whole presence brings the show to another level for me.

Like…narrative be damned tbfh. If I were writing this show, I’d do ANYTHING to keep an actor that talented on my show. And killing him off DESPITE it also being bad for the narrative…well 🤐

#mott txt #ofmd critical #ig #Izzy #I still feel conflicted on s2….on a whole I enjoyed most of it #ep 8 was a dumpster fire for me. I understand budget cuts and restraints #but fridging Izzy for the sole reason of aiding Ed’s character development was such a waste #bc it didn’t even achieve what they were going for imo #also. I know I’ve said this before but cmon…#they didn’t even let CON O’NEILL of ALL people have a queer romance on the Queer Romance show like bro #he would’ve ate and left no crumbs. they were scared of his potential imo

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innkeepercore · 1 year

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just a couple of dumpster idiots bros

#clint barton #matt murdock #matt murdock art #clint barton art #hawkeye art #hawkdevil #dumpster bros #mattclint #clintmatt #help im so soft #matts so having the time of his life #look at them #marvel fanart #digital illustration #hells kitchen heroes #nmcu daredevil #charlie cox #fanart #char 2023

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lovesickeros · 1 year

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im back for my monthly delusion and its alice this time BECAUSE WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE TALK ABOUT HER. OR RHINEDOTTIR. extremely powerful witches who are probably on equal power level to an archon just vibing and committing war crimes.