#eat fresh

[lordgroose]

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

#mine #subway #eat fresh #sbubby #retail #i should not be allowed to decorate inside my own home #i just think they're neat #fast food #kitsch

[ciefstatten]

I forgot I made this ages ago. Screenshot to choose!

#half life #half life 2 #half life gman #gman #gaming #subway #eat fresh #g man #half life fanart #flash warning #gif #my art

[betemperate]

No I didn’t instinctually chant, “come on provolone” when ordering a subway sandwich that would be crazy calm down

#brennan lee mulligan #dimension 20 #dnd #lou wilson #aabria iyengar #anjali bhimani #acoc #the ravening war #matt mercer #matthew mercer #d20 spoilers #d20 #come on provolone #subway #eat fresh #permanently embarrassed

[sugarpkts]

ENDANGERED SPECIES WATCH: any kind of sun chip besides harvest cheddar

[samuwhal]

#poll #cooking #cooking poll #recipe poll #recipe #subway #subway sandwich #eat fresh #there was so much garlic aioli #sandwich poll #just for fun #fast food #fast food poll

[thatssocheezy]

They Say A Picture‘s Worth A Thousand Words...

I don’t think anything needs to be said about the rating this pizza would be getting (I did NOT get one).

#Subway #eat fresh #pizza #pizzeria #worst za #pizza pie #personal pie #cheese pie #cheese #crust #I love pizza #pizza rocks #pizza rules #za #foodporn #food porn #that's so cheezy!

[fly-the-pattern]

#memes #meme #throwback #lol #funny #lol memes #funny memes #funny meme haha #funny stuff #cheating #adulterous #subway #eat fresh #funny signs #signs #lmao #catering

[raven-vae]

five dollar foot long

#pikmin #subway #eat fresh

[missacensnakelover]

The Gangreen Gang all with these new footlong desserts from Subway here!

Made by me! (x)

#gangreen gang #subway #footlong #ace #snake #big billy #grubber #little arturo #eat fresh #cookie #chocolate chip cookie #pretzel #churro #acedcop-lover

[chromapoet]

"Gross Bread" ✨

Puyallup Subway menu highlight as of January 2024 😋🍞

#subway #eat fresh #subway meme #food menu #gross bread #sbubby #eef freef #food #shifty

[gbiechele]

Purple Harvest

Yashica Yashinon-DX 50mm f/1.4 lens

Sony A7

#vegetables #still life #original phography #photographers on tumblr #original photographers #purple #harvest #garden vegetables #fresh #summer #fresh produce #eat healthy #eat fresh #colorful #vintage lens #vintage lens photography #yashica #yashinon #sony alpha #guy biechele

[thedepartmentofdiscoveries]

#subway #eat fresh #toycore #kids toys #subway sandwich #food #foodcore #takeaways

[jude-thedude98]

How to Build A Lie Sandwich

By Mr. PoetAll

Lies are strategically built as a subway sandwich.

First you come up with the cover up bread.

Then you add a portionable amount of cheated cheese

And mistreated meat.

Then when you have those substances you can start to add veggies and condiments.

Now I like lettuce

A lot of people lie and say they don't but they do.

Why?

Because lettuce makes they lie look pretty.

So when they say nah I'm okay I'm not gay

Just smile at them with your gay smile

Happy as a black olive

Give them the solid look of

Do you want terror tasting tomatoes?

When they say yes

Because they will say yes

Ask them if they have any problems with parental peppers.

They'll say no.

So add bell peppers so each color can ring their memory.

Add banana peppers so it can feed them energy.

And then add jalapeño peppers so when it gets hot they remember that they bought a drink to wash the pain away.

Ask them next if they'd like mustard or mayo.

They'll say both but behold how they say it for

"I must've made so many mistakes that my parents couldn't take me "

Nod and smile again.

Ask them oil and vinegar.

They'll say sure I love toyin' with the manager.

Get the manager.

And when the manager asks is there a problem

They'll lie again and say no

I just wantedbto compliment your worker

Who ibuse every Tuesday to be fed spiritually, mentally, emotionally, physically and sometimes financially.

The manager will shake their head

And tell the worker to keep up the good...what's that word.

Work.

It's so much work not remaining salty

And oh before I wrap this sub up would you like Salt n Pepa.

You say yes

So I Push It real good

Heavying the neglect that you have for me

The lies that you say that you don't need me

But I see the tongue behind forcefully smiled gritted teeth.

I hear the clicks of

Please rescue me.

I know how hard it is to work for minimum wage and get minimum respect doing maximum duties.

I know cause you do these

Things to me.

But it's okay you tell me WHEN to stop

And I do.

So I wrap this sub up for you.

Then I ask you four things before you go

1 do you have a coupon

You always want my love to be discounted like the 2

Watered down drink that you never sprout

It's terrible that you get a large.

3 you want cookies as if you deserve a treat for your lies

But surprise surprise

I give it to you anyway because

I'm in the business of customer service.

And even though to serve you it hurts its

4

Still

A pleasure serving you sir will you come back and see us again.

Like I have to ask.

Because although I know you go to other sub shops

NO ONE and I mean that

No one gives you service like I do.

So eat fresh on the lies that you chew.

And I hope you choose us again

And I'll see you soon!

#title #how to build a lie sandwich #poems by mrpoetall #poetry community #subway #eat fresh #eat fresh on those lies that you chew #lies #liar #liars #in the closet #im praying for you #i really rather not #you chose to eat elsewhere #this store is closed #closed for you #spilled poetry

[squirmple]

got a whole footlong in my guts rn

#subway #eat fresh #sbubby #sorry if I sent this to my friends immediately after making a DP joke they would strangle me #like bart simpson #text

[bastardash]

The subway product placement in It’s Okay to not be Okay is killing me. It’s the brightest cleanest Subway I’ve ever seen. 

#currently watching #it's okay to not be okay #eat fresh